Quotations From PAUL MILLS


 

  • HELP! !

    I am just 74 years old and every time I look in this mirror there is some OLD man looking back at me.

    I hate these Antique mirrors! !
    Funny
  • Germany is known as The Fatherland

    England is known as The Motherland

    So is Babylon known as The Babyland?
    Funny
  • The First To See

    I have often wondered about the thoughts in the minds of the first Black man and White man the first time they seen each other
    Funny
  • I just throught that I almost forgot to remind you to remember to not let me forget to remember to be home by 5: pm
    Funny
  • At 70 years old there is one thing that my children call me that hurts and that is old man. Each time it reminds me of just how little time I may have left
    Funny
  • I do not fight fire with fire when I get mad ** I fight fire with inferno
    Funny
  • A bird in the hand is better then finding two hungry wolves in the bush
    Funny
  • I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory loss
    Funny
  • I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth moved
    Funny
  • It is so easy for me to quite smoking
    I had done it many times
    Funny
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