Quotations From PAUL MILLS
I am just 74 years old and every time I look in this mirror there is some OLD man looking back at me.
I hate these Antique mirrors! !
Germany is known as The FatherlandFunny
England is known as The Motherland
So is Babylon known as The Babyland?
The First To SeeFunny
I have often wondered about the thoughts in the minds of the first Black man and White man the first time they seen each other
I just throught that I almost forgot to remind you to remember to not let me forget to remember to be home by 5: pmFunny
At 70 years old there is one thing that my children call me that hurts and that is old man. Each time it reminds me of just how little time I may have leftFunny
I do not fight fire with fire when I get mad ** I fight fire with infernoFunny
A bird in the hand is better then finding two hungry wolves in the bushFunny
I had a Friend tell me that if he remembers right, He thinks that he faintly remember reading that the effects of Marijuana can cause memory lossFunny
I could always tell when my X-Wife told a Lie, Because her mouth movedFunny
It is so easy for me to quite smokingFunny
I had done it many times
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