Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.
(George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), Anglo-Irish playwright, critic. (1903). Man and Superman, "The Revolutionist's Handbook," The Bodley Head Bernard Shaw: Collected Plays with their Prefaces, vol. 2, ed. Dan H. Laurence (1971).)
Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting, in some countries.
(Mike Myers (b. 1964), Canadian comic, screenwriter, Bonnie Turner, screenwriter, Terry Turner, screenwriter, and Penelope Spheeris. Wayne Campbell (Mike Myers), in Wayne's World (film) (1992).
The movie featured characters created by Mike Myers and developed into a comedy sketch with Dana Carvey on Saturday Night Live (TV show), hosted by David Letterman in 1989.)