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My mom says I'm her sugarplum.
My mom says I'm her lamb.
My mom says I'm completely perfect
Just the way I am.
My mom says I'm a super-special wonderful terrific little guy.
My mom just had another baby.
Why?
(Judith Viorst (20th century), U.S. author and poet. If I Were in Charge of the World and Other Worries (1981).)
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My own brother a goddamn shit-sucking vampire. You wait 'til Mom finds out, buddy.
(Jeffrey Boam (b. 1949), U.S. screenwriter, and Joel Schumacher. Sam (Corey Haim), The Lost Boys, after his brother reveals he is a vampire (1987).)
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I know how to do anything—I'm a mom.
(Roseanne Barr Arnold (20th century), U.S. actoress and comedian. The Last Word, ed. Carolyn Warner, ch. 1 (1992).)
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Living by basic good-mothering guidelines enables a mom to blend the responsibilities of parenthood with its joys; to know when to stand her ground and when to be flexible; and to absorb the lessons of the parenting gurus while also trusting her inner voice when it reasons that another cookie isn't worth fighting over, or that her child won't suffer irreparable trauma if, once in a while, Mom puts her own needs first.
(Sue Woodman (20th century), U.S. writer and broadcaster. "Seven Habits of Smart Moms," McCalls (1995).)
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After your baby is born, guilt can grow into a monster that sits on your shoulder and whispers into your ear, "Mirror, mirror on the wall—who's the guiltiest of them all?" The answer is working mothers. Every time you can't calm your screaming baby, the guilt monster will tell you that if you were a true mom, an at- home mom, you would know what to do. . . . Everytime something goes wrong at work, it will tell you that it's your fault for trying to be a "supermom."
(Jean Marzollo (20th century), U.S. author. Your Maternity Leave, ch. 3 (1989).)
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The most important thing in my father's life? World peace. Me and my brother. My mom.
(Sean Taro Ono Lennon (b. 1975). Interview, January 21, 1988, in Andrew Solt and Sam Egan, Imagine: John Lennon (1988).)
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As long as the "woman's work" that some men do is socially devalued, as long as it is defined as woman's work, as long as it's tacked onto a "regular" work day, men who share it are likely to develop the same jagged mouth and frazzled hair as the coffee-mug mom. The image of the new man is like the image of the supermom: it obscures the strain.
(Arlie Hochschild (20th century), U.S. sociologist. The Second Shift, ch. 3 (1989).)
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called Mom's. Never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own.
(Nelson Algren (1909-1981), U.S. author. Quoted in Newsweek (New York, July 2, 1956).)
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