I am sorry I have not learnt to play at cards. It is very useful in life: it generates kindness, and consolidates society.
(Samuel Johnson (1709-1784), British author, lexicographer. quoted in James Boswell, Tour of the Hebrides, Nov. 21, 1773 entry (1785).
Boswell noted that Johnson's remark would be "a valuable text for many decent old dowagers, and other good company, in various circles, to descant upon.")
dear chemistry... i'm sorry... i cannot derive the critical constants from the vander waals equation... first of all... you stop acting like math and start acting like chmistry... cheer up! be urself dude! sincerely - me
They look quite promising in the shop; and not entirely without hope when I get them back into my wardrobe. But then, when I put them on they tend to deteriorate with a very strange rapidity and one feels so sorry for them.
(Joyce Grenfell (1910-1979), British actor, writer. "Stately as a Galleon," English Lit (1978).
Referring to clothes.)
One must feel sorry for those who have strange tastes, but never insult them. Their wrong is Nature's too; they are no more responsible for having come into the world with tendencies unlike ours than are we for being born bandy-legged or well- proportioned.
(Marquis de Sade (1740-1814), French author. Le Chevalier, in "Dialogue the Fifth," Philosophy in the Bedroom (1795).)