Ramona Thompson

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Hits of May 19, 2009 Tuesday

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#	Poem Title	Hits		Posts
1	1 Million Myspace Friends	5	11%	0	0%
2	10 Harsh Things That Life On This Cruel World Has Taught Me	5	11%	0	0%
3	10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Black Guy	2	4%	0	0%
4	10 Things You Never Wanna Be On Halloween	10	23%	0	0%
5	10 Ways To Love Your Job, Even On A Bad Day	1	2%	0	0%
6	24/7 Horny	4	9%	0	0%
7	A Beatle's Revenge	1	2%	0	0%
8	A Bloody Christmas	4	9%	0	0%
9	A Bullet In His Back	1	2%	0	0%
10	A Gay Beatle's Tribute Band!	1	2%	0	0%
11	A Ghetto Christmas	4	9%	0	0%
12	A Man Like You	1	2%	0	0%
13	A Message For Gay Men Everywhere 1	3	7%	0	0%
14	A Parody of My Country Tis of Thee	1	2%	0	0%
15	A Poet Like Me	1	2%	0	0%
16	A Swift Abortion	1	2%	0	0%
17	A Teacher Fights Back	1	2%	0	0%
18	Adam Lambert Gay or Straight V 3	5	11%	0	0%
19	Adam Lambert Is The New Elvis!	2	4%	0	0%
20	Adam Lambert-Gay or Straight Part 2	2	4%	0	0%
21	Ain't No Boobs Big Enough	4	9%	0	0%
22	Ain't Too Big To Brag	3	7%	0	0%
23	All I Want For Christmas Is Lukas Rossi	1	2%	0	0%
24	All Muslims Are Terrorists!	6	14%	0	0%
25	All That She Wants	3	7%	0	0%
26	All The Lesbian I Need	3	7%	0	0%
27	Am I Such A Sinner?	3	7%	0	0%
28	American Hottie	3	7%	0	0%
29	Amy Winehouse	1	2%	0	0%
30	An Affair	3	7%	0	0%
31	An Affair V 2	1	2%	0	0%
32	An Erotic Tribute To The Troops	3	7%	0	0%
33	Anal Avalanche	1	2%	0	0%
34	Another Great Reason To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol	3	7%	0	0%
35	At Last	1	2%	0	0%
36	Audi Partem Alterum	1	2%	0	0%
37	Autism V 1	1	2%	0	0%
38	Bad Education	14	33%	0	0%
39	Barbie	1	2%	0	0%
40	Bend Over Me Over Rossi	3	7%	0	0%
41	Bi Bi Bi	1	2%	0	0%
42	Bitch All You Can Bitch!	13	30%	0	0%
43	Blake Lewis	1	2%	0	0%
44	Blowjob Offer	1	2%	0	0%
45	Booty Call	3	7%	0	0%
46	Boyz In The Night	1	2%	0	0%
47	Breast Implants 1	4	9%	0	0%
48	Breathe	1	2%	0	0%
49	Cancer Caregiver	2	4%	0	0%
50	Carter	2	4%	0	0%
51	Change Your Deodorant, Oh God!	1	2%	0	0%
52	Chocolate Milkshake	1	2%	0	0%
53	Chris	4	9%	0	0%
54	Christmas Wishes	1	2%	0	0%
55	Cinderella	2	4%	0	0%
56	Cinderella's Poem	4	9%	0	0%
57	Cold and Distant	1	2%	0	0%
58	Dancing With Cheating	1	2%	0	0%
59	Das ewig-weibliche zieht uns hinan	3	7%	0	0%
60	David Cook-Sexy American Idol	1	2%	0	0%
61	Deaf Man	1	2%	0	0%
62	Did She Get Away With Murder?	1	2%	0	0%
63	Did You Really Rape A Woman?	1	2%	0	0%
64	Dissociative Identity Disorder	1	2%	0	0%
65	Dixon	2	4%	0	0%
66	Do Some Women Deserve To Be Raped?	1	2%	0	0%
67	Dope Me Up At The Ball Game	1	2%	0	0%
68	Evans-Erotic	1	2%	0	0%
69	Facilis descensus Averno	1	2%	0	0%
70	Falling Forever	1	2%	0	0%
71	Fame So Cruel	1	2%	0	0%
72	Female Escort (Women)	1	2%	0	0%
73	Football and Lipstick	1	2%	0	0%
74	Fur Crying Out Loud Verison 2	1	2%	0	0%
75	Gay Men Vs. Straight Men	4	9%	0	0%
76	Genus irriabile vatum	1	2%	0	0%
77	George	1	2%	0	0%
78	Ghosts, Ghouls, And Goblins	1	2%	0	0%
79	Ginger	1	2%	0	0%
80	Girlfriend	3	7%	0	0%
81	Global Warming	1	2%	0	0%
82	God Has Never Been Gay	1	2%	0	0%
83	God Hates This Heart	42	100%	0	0%
84	Going To The Clinic	1	2%	0	0%
85	Grandma Got Aids From A Reindeer	1	2%	0	0%
86	Hackers V 2	1	2%	0	0%
87	Hackers-Kill 'Em All!	1	2%	0	0%
88	Half A Lesbian	1	2%	0	0%
89	Hannah Montana	1	2%	0	0%
90	Happy Birthday Lukas-Sexy Style	2	4%	0	0%
91	Hayden Panettiere	1	2%	0	0%
92	Heather	1	2%	0	0%
93	Heaven In My Mouth Tonight	10	23%	0	0%
94	Here I Ho Again	1	2%	0	0%
95	Hero or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit	1	2%	0	0%
96	High School Homo	1	2%	0	0%
97	Hit You	1	2%	0	0%
98	Homeless	2	4%	0	0%
99	Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit	1	2%	0	0%
100	How To Avoid the Swine Flu and Keep Your Family Safe	1	2%	0	0%
101	Humpty Dumpty Rewrite	2	4%	0	0%
102	I Am God	1	2%	0	0%
103	I Am Not Married!	1	2%	0	0%
104	I Am So Through With Thee!	1	2%	0	0%
105	I Had My Sister Raped	1	2%	0	0%
106	I Had Sex In The White House	2	4%	0	0%
107	I Hate Cops	4	9%	0	0%
108	I Hate Myself and I Wanna Die	1	2%	0	0%
109	I Hate Myself For Raping You	1	2%	0	0%
110	I Hope You Miscarry	3	7%	0	0%
111	I Love To Shoot Up	3	7%	0	0%
112	I Need Some Help Fast! Not A Poem!	2	4%	0	0%
113	I Want You To Rape Me	13	30%	0	0%
114	I Want Your Abortion	1	2%	0	0%
115	I Will Swallow Your Praise	1	2%	0	0%
116	I Wish You Would't Bury Me On Christmas	1	2%	0	0%
117	I Won't Tone It Down	1	2%	0	0%
118	I'd Never Make Love To A Jew	1	2%	0	0%
119	If I Were A Sex Toy	9	21%	0	0%
120	If It Was't Rape	9	21%	0	0%
121	Ils ne passeront pas	1	2%	0	0%
122	I'm Gonna Fake My Own Death!	1	2%	0	0%
123	I'm In Love With Your Boyfriend	6	14%	0	0%
124	I'm Not Gonna Abort A Thing	1	2%	0	0%
125	I'm Suicidal	3	7%	0	0%
126	In Defense of The Craigslist Killer	1	2%	0	0%
127	In vino veritas	1	2%	0	0%
128	Internet Addiction	1	2%	0	0%
129	Internet Bullies	1	2%	0	0%
130	Ivan	1	2%	0	0%
131	Jackson	1	2%	0	0%
132	Jason, You've Got Me Cookin'	2	4%	0	0%
133	Jefferson	1	2%	0	0%
134	Just Got Raped	1	2%	0	0%
135	Keep 'Em Out-The Immigration Song	3	7%	0	0%
136	Kevin	2	4%	0	0%
137	Kill You For It (a dark parody)	2	4%	0	0%
138	ktmcphrsn	2	4%	0	0%
139	La illah illa allah	5	11%	0	0%
140	Lazy	2	4%	0	0%
141	Leave My Boyfriend Alone	3	7%	0	0%
142	Lee	1	2%	0	0%
143	Lesbian Woman V 2	3	7%	0	0%
144	Lesbian Woman-V 1	21	50%	0	0%
145	Lesbian Women	5	11%	0	0%
146	Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 1	2	4%	0	0%
147	Libre...libre para expresar	1	2%	0	0%
148	Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody	2	4%	0	0%
149	Lord of The Rings-Legolas	1	2%	0	0%
150	Lucky With Billy	1	2%	0	0%
151	Lukas Rossi	1	2%	0	0%
152	Lukas Rossi For President	1	2%	0	0%
153	Lukas Rossi Online	1	2%	0	0%
154	Lukas Rossi's Baby	1	2%	0	0%
155	Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire	1	2%	0	0%
156	Lukas Rossi's Eyes	1	2%	0	0%
157	Masturbate To Jesus	1	2%	0	0%
158	Medan agan	1	2%	0	0%
159	Mens sana in corpore sano	1	2%	0	0%
160	Michael	5	11%	0	0%
161	Mighty Horny Power Rangers	23	54%	0	0%
162	Miley Cyrus	1	2%	0	0%
163	Mon ami Pierrot	1	2%	0	0%
164	Mr. Dependent	1	2%	0	0%
165	Muslims On A Plane	1	2%	0	0%
166	myspace	2	4%	0	0%
167	Naked On myspace	1	2%	0	0%
168	Narc	1	2%	0	0%
169	Non semper ea sunt quae videntur	4	9%	0	0%
170	Ode To A Secret	3	7%	0	0%
171	Oh Horny Night	6	14%	0	0%
172	Old Maid	1	2%	0	0%
173	Oral Sex	11	26%	0	0%
174	Oral Sex V 2	2	4%	0	0%
175	Orgasm! What A Feeling!	3	7%	0	0%
176	P.i.G.s	1	2%	0	0%
177	Pedophile	1	2%	0	0%
178	Philip Markoff-Craiglist Killer Poem	1	2%	0	0%
179	Please Don't Buy His Music	2	4%	0	0%
180	Please Jesus Spear Britney One More Time	1	2%	0	0%
181	Pornos	2	4%	0	0%
182	Pour 'ecrie un mot	1	2%	0	0%
183	Power Rangers Lust Galaxy	9	21%	0	0%
184	Power Rangers Ninja Virgin	1	2%	0	0%
185	Power Rangers Paranormal Force	1	2%	0	0%
186	Power Rangers Pop Stars	2	4%	0	0%
187	Power Rangers Porno Thunder	8	19%	0	0%
188	Power Rangers Psycho Prison	1	2%	0	0%
189	Power Rangers S.T.D.	3	7%	0	0%
190	Power Rangers Swallowed In Space	5	11%	0	0%
191	Power Rangers Wax Music	3	7%	0	0%
192	Power Rangers-Orgasm Overdrive	1	2%	0	0%
193	Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat	1	2%	0	0%
194	Puke Me A River	1	2%	0	0%
195	Purple Pain-A Parody	29	69%	0	0%
196	Queers In Heaven	1	2%	0	0%
197	Ramona	1	2%	0	0%
198	Ramona Thompson	2	4%	0	0%
199	Ramona Thompson-Gay Male Prostitude=Lies!	1	2%	0	0%
200	Ramona's Hot Sex Tips 2009	1	2%	0	0%
201	Ramona-The First Virgin Ever On The Cover of Playboy	1	2%	0	0%
202	Rape Me Again	3	7%	0	0%
203	Rape-A Parody	6	14%	0	0%
204	Reason 4 To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol 2009!	1	2%	0	0%
205	Rock 'N Roll Heaven	3	7%	0	0%
206	Rock The Vote	1	2%	0	0%
207	Rossi's Girl (A parody of Jesse's Girl)	3	7%	0	0%
208	Sammy	2	4%	0	0%
209	Santa Got Drunk For Christmas	1	2%	0	0%
210	Sarah Palin V 2	1	2%	0	0%
211	Second Chance	1	2%	0	0%
212	Sex Crave Mood	3	7%	0	0%
213	Sex Games	12	28%	0	0%
214	Shame	1	2%	0	0%
215	She Won't Swallow It	1	2%	0	0%
216	Skinhead Verison 1	1	2%	0	0%
217	Skinhead Verison 2	1	2%	0	0%
218	Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
219	Sperm Donor-Part 1-Woman's View	1	2%	0	0%
220	Spring Break Sex!	2	4%	0	0%
221	Straight Women Love Him Too	2	4%	0	0%
222	Summer Snackin'	6	14%	0	0%
223	Tara Conner-Miss Con Artist U.S.A.	2	4%	0	0%
224	Teen Sex	14	33%	0	0%
225	That's It! You're Going Up For Adoption!	4	9%	0	0%
226	The Best I Can Do	1	2%	0	0%
227	The Child Molester	1	2%	0	0%
228	The Fiance Flip	1	2%	0	0%
229	The Gays Must Come Out	1	2%	0	0%
230	The Great Pretender-A Dark Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
231	The N Song	1	2%	0	0%
232	The Perfect Valentine's Day	3	7%	0	0%
233	The Phantom of the Opera	3	7%	0	0%
234	The President Has Cancer	1	2%	0	0%
235	The Runaway Bride Song	1	2%	0	0%
236	The Straight Pretender	3	7%	0	0%
237	The Swine Flu Outbreak	4	9%	0	0%
238	The Swine Flu Outbreak V 2	1	2%	0	0%
239	The Thrill of My Kiss	1	2%	0	0%
240	The Writer's Bill of Rights	1	2%	0	0%
241	There Was Never A Hacker	1	2%	0	0%
242	This Haunted Halloween House	1	2%	0	0%
243	Time Warner Cable	1	2%	0	0%
244	To My Ex On Valentine's Day	1	2%	0	0%
245	Top 10 Things To Say To Get Out of Holiday Sex You Don't Want	4	9%	0	0%
246	Uncle Jerry	1	2%	0	0%
247	Valdez	2	4%	0	0%
248	Virgin Escort	1	2%	0	0%
249	Vote For Adam Lambert Part 1	3	7%	0	0%
250	Walking Through A Nuclear Wonderland	1	2%	0	0%
251	Was Anna Nicole Murdered?	1	2%	0	0%
252	Waxwork	1	2%	0	0%
253	Website Conspiracy	1	2%	0	0%
254	What If She Had	1	2%	0	0%
255	Where Were You Tonight	1	2%	0	0%
256	Why Should I Believe In Christmas?	1	2%	0	0%
257	Why To Vote For Adam Lambert American Idol Part 2	1	2%	0	0%
258	Women and Rape	3	7%	0	0%
259	Xanders-Erotic	1	2%	0	0%
260	Yami	1	2%	0	0%
261	Yolana	1	2%	0	0%
262	You Won't Get No Satisfaction	1	2%	0	0%
263	Your Mother's A Bitch!	2	4%	0	0%
264	Your Sex Is Shh!	2	4%	0	0%
265	Your Suicide Note	3	7%	0	0%
266	You're Not Taking Him Away From Me!	1	2%	0	0%
267	Zack	2	4%	0	0%
268	Zamora	1	2%	0	0%
269	Zimmerman-Erotic	1	2%	0	0%
	Total	691		0
	Average	2.6		0.0

Descriptions:

Hits: Number of visitors who read the poem on the given date.
Posts: Number of visitors who posted the poem to a friend (via e-mail) on the given date.

Attention:

Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
Dates, poems and poets that have “0” hits may not be shown on the list. Statistics are generated daily.