Ramona Thompson

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Hits of May 26, 2009 Tuesday

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#	Poem Title	Hits		Posts
1	1 Million Myspace Friends	7	18%	0	0%
2	10 Harsh Things That Life On This Cruel World Has Taught Me	1	2%	0	0%
3	10 Must Have Experiences This Virgin Wants To Have....	2	5%	0	0%
4	10 Reasons Not To Vote Chris As Your American Idol Tonight!	2	5%	0	0%
5	10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Black Guy	1	2%	0	0%
6	10 Ways To Love Your Job, Even On A Bad Day	1	2%	0	0%
7	21 Simple Rules For Dating	3	7%	0	0%
8	24/7 Horny	6	15%	0	0%
9	A Bloody Christmas	3	7%	0	0%
10	A Message For Gay Men Everywhere 1	1	2%	0	0%
11	A Real Poet	1	2%	0	0%
12	Abort The Problem	1	2%	0	0%
13	Abortions Kill Babies Dead!	1	2%	0	0%
14	Abraham Lincoln	3	7%	0	0%
15	Adam Lambert Gay or Straight Part 1	2	5%	0	0%
16	Adam Lambert Gay or Straight V 3	5	13%	0	0%
17	Adam Lambert-Gay or Straight Part 2	38	100%	0	0%
18	Adonis	1	2%	0	0%
19	Alex	4	10%	0	0%
20	All Because You Did't Love Her	1	2%	0	0%
21	All Muslims Are Terrorists!	2	5%	0	0%
22	All Sides	1	2%	0	0%
23	Am I?	1	2%	0	0%
24	Anal Avalanche	2	5%	0	0%
25	Angry Again	2	5%	0	0%
26	Ann Coulter-Real American Hero	1	2%	0	0%
27	Another Great Reason To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol	5	13%	0	0%
28	As My Underworld Turns	1	2%	0	0%
29	Audi Partem Alterum	4	10%	0	0%
30	Autism V 1	1	2%	0	0%
31	Bad Education	10	26%	0	0%
32	Barak Obama V 2	1	2%	0	0%
33	Bi Men	1	2%	0	0%
34	Bitch All You Can Bitch!	2	5%	0	0%
35	Blake Lewis	1	2%	0	0%
36	Breast Implants 4	1	2%	0	0%
37	Breathe	2	5%	0	0%
38	Britney	4	10%	0	0%
39	Calfornia Flaming	1	2%	0	0%
40	Cancer Caregiver	2	5%	0	0%
41	Cancer Survivor	3	7%	0	0%
42	Caught Under The Mistletoe	1	2%	0	0%
43	Change Your Deodorant, Oh God!	3	7%	0	0%
44	Child Molester	2	5%	0	0%
45	Christmas Wishes	2	5%	0	0%
46	Cinderella	3	7%	0	0%
47	Cinderella's Poem	1	2%	0	0%
48	Conner	1	2%	0	0%
49	Cruel	1	2%	0	0%
50	Daddy Drinks Because You Cry	3	7%	0	0%
51	Dan	1	2%	0	0%
52	Dana Ashbrook	4	10%	0	0%
53	Dancing With Cheating	1	2%	0	0%
54	Dancing With The Ratings	1	2%	0	0%
55	David Cook-Sexy American Idol	2	5%	0	0%
56	De Nina a mujer	1	2%	0	0%
57	Deaf Man	3	7%	0	0%
58	Did You Really Rape A Woman?	3	7%	0	0%
59	Dissociative Identity Disorder	3	7%	0	0%
60	Don't Queer For Me Straight Guy-A Parody	1	2%	0	0%
61	Don't Try Abortion	2	5%	0	0%
62	Drop The Soap	1	2%	0	0%
63	Evan	1	2%	0	0%
64	Every President Tells Their Lies	2	5%	0	0%
65	Football and Lipstick	3	7%	0	0%
66	Fran	1	2%	0	0%
67	Frank	1	2%	0	0%
68	Frost-Erotic	2	5%	0	0%
69	Frosty The Ho Man	3	7%	0	0%
70	Fur Crying Out Loud	2	5%	0	0%
71	Gay Men	4	10%	0	0%
72	Gay Men Vs. Straight Men	2	5%	0	0%
73	God Curse You Horny Gentlemen	2	5%	0	0%
74	God Has Never Been Gay	1	2%	0	0%
75	God Hates This Heart	38	100%	0	0%
76	Going To The Clinic	4	10%	0	0%
77	Grandma Got Aids From A Reindeer	2	5%	0	0%
78	Half A Lesbian	1	2%	0	0%
79	Happy Birthday Lukas-Sexy Style	7	18%	0	0%
80	Hayden Panettiere	1	2%	0	0%
81	Heaven In My Mouth Tonight	9	23%	0	0%
82	Hero or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit	1	2%	0	0%
83	He's Cheating On You	2	5%	0	0%
84	He's Not A Boy, Never Gonna Be A Man	1	2%	0	0%
85	Hey Nude	2	5%	0	0%
86	High School Homo	1	2%	0	0%
87	High School Shooting	1	2%	0	0%
88	Hilton Prison Blues	2	5%	0	0%
89	His White Whore	1	2%	0	0%
90	Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit	4	10%	0	0%
91	Horny School Musical	2	5%	0	0%
92	Horny, That's What I Feel	1	2%	0	0%
93	How To Avoid the Swine Flu and Keep Your Family Safe	3	7%	0	0%
94	I Am The Hacker	4	10%	0	0%
95	I Cloned Someone	1	2%	0	0%
96	I Gave You BF, BJ, A BJ	1	2%	0	0%
97	I Hate Myself For Raping You	1	2%	0	0%
98	I Kissed A Guy	1	2%	0	0%
99	I Love Making Love To Married Men	1	2%	0	0%
100	I Need Some Help Fast! Not A Poem!	1	2%	0	0%
101	I Wanna Be Seperated	2	5%	0	0%
102	I Wanna Know Who The Father Is	3	7%	0	0%
103	I Wanna Rape Somebody	1	2%	0	0%
104	I Want A New Date Rape Drug	3	7%	0	0%
105	I Want You To Rape Me	14	36%	0	0%
106	I Wish You Would't Bury Me On Christmas	1	2%	0	0%
107	I'd Love To Do A Nun Just Like You	3	7%	0	0%
108	If I Offend You	1	2%	0	0%
109	If I Were A Sex Toy	3	7%	0	0%
110	If It Was't Rape	2	5%	0	0%
111	I'll Rape You	2	5%	0	0%
112	Ils ne passeront pas	1	2%	0	0%
113	I'm Not Sorry	1	2%	0	0%
114	I'm Pregnant	4	10%	0	0%
115	In The Still Of The Night-A Dark Parody	1	2%	0	0%
116	In vino veritas	1	2%	0	0%
117	Is A Guy Gay If....?	1	2%	0	0%
118	Is Anyone A Virgin Anymore?	1	2%	0	0%
119	Isabella	3	7%	0	0%
120	Issac	2	5%	0	0%
121	Jack and The Candlestick Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
122	Jason, You've Got Me Cookin'	1	2%	0	0%
123	Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur	1	2%	0	0%
124	Keating	1	2%	0	0%
125	Keep 'Em Out-The Immigration Song	1	2%	0	0%
126	Ken	1	2%	0	0%
127	Kevin	1	2%	0	0%
128	La donna e' mobile Qual piuma al vento	1	2%	0	0%
129	La illah illa allah	2	5%	0	0%
130	Lesbian Woman-V 1	13	34%	0	0%
131	Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 1	2	5%	0	0%
132	Lex The Dammed	1	2%	0	0%
133	Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody	1	2%	0	0%
134	Love Story	2	5%	0	0%
135	Love-Something To Think About	1	2%	0	0%
136	Lukas 2	1	2%	0	0%
137	Lukas Rossi	1	2%	0	0%
138	Lukas Rossi For President	1	2%	0	0%
139	Lukas Rossi Online	1	2%	0	0%
140	Lukas Rossi Sucks	2	5%	0	0%
141	Lukas Rossi-Cybersex God	2	5%	0	0%
142	Lukas Rossi's Baby	1	2%	0	0%
143	Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire	1	2%	0	0%
144	Lukas Rossi's Eyes	1	2%	0	0%
145	Make A Baby With Me	1	2%	0	0%
146	Mighty Horny Power Rangers	19	50%	0	0%
147	Miley Cyrus	3	7%	0	0%
148	My Sacrifice	1	2%	0	0%
149	My Virginity	1	2%	0	0%
150	myspace	1	2%	0	0%
151	Naked On myspace	1	2%	0	0%
152	Naked Thinkin'	1	2%	0	0%
153	Narc	1	2%	0	0%
154	Ne Puero Gladium	1	2%	0	0%
155	No Life Left To Live	1	2%	0	0%
156	Non semper ea sunt quae videntur	3	7%	0	0%
157	Obama Vs. Mccain	1	2%	0	0%
158	Officer Robert Powell V2	1	2%	0	0%
159	Oh Horny Night	1	2%	0	0%
160	Olivia	2	5%	0	0%
161	Omnia vincit Amor, et nos cedamus Amori	1	2%	0	0%
162	On The Cover of The Playboy Magazine	1	2%	0	0%
163	Oral Sex	4	10%	0	0%
164	Peace!	1	2%	0	0%
165	Pedophile	4	10%	0	0%
166	Pet Killers!	3	7%	0	0%
167	Peter	1	2%	0	0%
168	Please Don't Buy His Music	8	21%	0	0%
169	Please Jesus Spear Britney One More Time	1	2%	0	0%
170	Poeta nascitur, non fit	1	2%	0	0%
171	Poetry Wannabe	1	2%	0	0%
172	Pour l'amour de Dieu	1	2%	0	0%
173	Power Rangers Lust Galaxy	18	47%	0	0%
174	Power Rangers Porno Thunder	4	10%	0	0%
175	Power Rangers Rhytmn Force	2	5%	0	0%
176	Power Rangers S.T.D.	3	7%	0	0%
177	Power Rangers Swallowed In Space	4	10%	0	0%
178	Power Rangers Wax Music	5	13%	0	0%
179	Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat	2	5%	0	0%
180	Purple Pain-A Parody	20	52%	0	0%
181	Queers In Heaven	1	2%	0	0%
182	Ramona Ain't....	1	2%	0	0%
183	Ramona Allona	1	2%	0	0%
184	Ramona For Obama	1	2%	0	0%
185	Ramona Is Married!	1	2%	0	0%
186	Ramona Thompson For President	1	2%	0	0%
187	Ramona's Hot Sex Tips 2009	2	5%	0	0%
188	Rape Me Again	2	5%	0	0%
189	Reason 4 To Vote Adam Lambert For American Idol 2009!	2	5%	0	0%
190	Rock 'N Roll Heaven	12	31%	0	0%
191	Rudolph The Nazi Reindeer	1	2%	0	0%
192	Sam	4	10%	0	0%
193	Sarah	1	2%	0	0%
194	Sex Crave Mood	3	7%	0	0%
195	Sex Games	2	5%	0	0%
196	Shame	1	2%	0	0%
197	She Kissed A Girl	1	2%	0	0%
198	She Promises To Break Them Up	1	2%	0	0%
199	She Won't Swallow It	4	10%	0	0%
200	Skinhead Verison 1	1	2%	0	0%
201	Skinhead Verison 2	1	2%	0	0%
202	Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
203	Soulmate's Last Chance	3	7%	0	0%
204	Stand By Your Lesbian	1	2%	0	0%
205	Stay Away From Dave	1	2%	0	0%
206	Summer Snackin'	3	7%	0	0%
207	Supernova Secret	1	2%	0	0%
208	Sweet Hannah Montanna	1	2%	0	0%
209	Ted	1	2%	0	0%
210	Teen Sex	9	23%	0	0%
211	That's It! You're Going Up For Adoption!	5	13%	0	0%
212	The Craigslist Killer V 2	1	2%	0	0%
213	The Drug Pushers	2	5%	0	0%
214	The Gays of Our Lifes	1	2%	0	0%
215	The N Song	1	2%	0	0%
216	The Phantom of the Opera	3	7%	0	0%
217	The Swine Flu Outbreak	1	2%	0	0%
218	The Swine Flu Outbreak V 2	2	5%	0	0%
219	The Watcher	2	5%	0	0%
220	Umbrella	1	2%	0	0%
221	Vaginal Yeast Infection	1	2%	0	0%
222	Valentine Strip Tease	1	2%	0	0%
223	Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus	2	5%	0	0%
224	We Almost Got Caught	1	2%	0	0%
225	Wendy	1	2%	0	0%
226	We're A Psycho Family	4	10%	0	0%
227	What If She Had	1	2%	0	0%
228	When Abortions Cry	1	2%	0	0%
229	Who's Coming Out	1	2%	0	0%
230	Why To Vote For Adam Lambert American Idol Part 2	2	5%	0	0%
231	You Are The Champions	4	10%	0	0%
232	You Won't Get No Satisfaction	1	2%	0	0%
233	Your Sex Is Shh!	3	7%	0	0%
234	You're No God	3	7%	0	0%
235	You've Got To Hide Your Gay Away	1	2%	0	0%
236	Zamora	1	2%	0	0%
	Total	616		0
	Average	2.6		0.0

Descriptions:

Hits: Number of visitors who read the poem on the given date.
Posts: Number of visitors who posted the poem to a friend (via e-mail) on the given date.

Attention:

Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
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