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Hits of May 4, 2009 Sunday

Attention: Poems submitted after May 4, 2009 are not shown on the list.

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 1 Million Myspace Friends 2
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2 10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Black Guy 1
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3 10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Old White Guy 1
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4 24/7 Horny 3
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5 A Beatle's Revenge 2
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6 A Bloody Christmas 3
6%
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7 A Ghetto Christmas 2
4%
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8 A Man Like You 1
2%
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9 A Message For Gay Men Everywhere 1 1
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10 A Poetry God 1
2%
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11 A Scary Valentine 1
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12 Add Me 1
2%
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13 After The Final Rose 3
6%
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14 Afternoon Fright 1
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15 Aids V 1 1
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16 Ain't No Boobs Big Enough 2
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17 All I Want Is You 1
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18 All Muslims Are Terrorists! 1
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19 All That She Wants 2
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20 Anal Avalanche 3
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21 Backstreetlicous 1
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22 Bad Education 15
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23 Ben 1
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24 Bitch All You Can Bitch! 2
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25 Blake Lewis 1
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26 Blowjob Offer 3
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27 Born To Make You Horny 3
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28 Breast Cancer-Verison 1 2
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29 Breast Implants 5 1
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30 Brian 3
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31 Carpe Diem 1
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32 Change Your Deodorant, Oh God! 3
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33 Child Molester 2
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34 Chocolate Milkshake 1
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35 Cinderella 1
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36 Cinderella's Poem 1
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37 Cock a Bye Baby 1
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38 Cruel 1
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39 Daddy Drinks Because You Cry 1
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40 Date Rape V 2 1
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41 David Cook 1
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42 David Cook-Sexy American Idol 1
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43 Did We Elect The Antichrist? 1
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44 Did You Really Rape A Woman? 2
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45 Dissociative Identity Disorder V 2 1
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46 Don't Abort Me This Way 1
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47 Don't Queer For Me Straight Guy-A Parody 1
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48 EGO MANIAC (Parody of the song Maniac from Flashdance) 1
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49 Elvis Presley 1
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50 Eric 1
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51 Evans 1
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52 Fallen Idol 3
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53 Frost-Erotic 1
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54 Frosty The Ho Man 1
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55 Gay Men 1
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56 Get Away From Us All Who Are Fat Tubs of Lard 4
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57 Ginger 1
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58 Girlfriend 1
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59 God Hates This Heart 45
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60 Going To The Clinic 2
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61 Half 1
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62 Hannah Montana 2
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63 Hayden Panettiere 1
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64 Heart Spin 1
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65 Heaven In My Mouth Tonight 14
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66 Her or Me 2
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67 Hero or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit 1
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68 Hit You 2
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69 Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit 1
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70 How To Avoid the Swine Flu and Keep Your Family Safe 10
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71 I Am So Through With Thee! 1
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72 I Am The Hacker 2
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73 I Hate Myself For Raping You 1
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74 I Hope You Miscarry 1
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75 I Kissed A Gay Guy 1
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76 I Kissed A Guy 1
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77 I Love Making Love To Married Men 1
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78 I Wanna Rape Somebody 4
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79 I Want A New Date Rape Drug 5
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80 I Want You To Rape Me 6
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81 I Will Swallow Your Praise 1
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82 I Wish You Would't Bury Me On Christmas 1
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83 I Won't Tone It Down 4
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84 I'd Love To Do A Nun Just Like You 3
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85 If I Were A Sex Toy 9
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86 If It Was't Rape 4
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87 I''ll Torch Myself 1
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88 I'll Light Up My Wife 1
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89 I'm A Virgin-A dark Madonna parody 3
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90 I'm Gonna Kill Myself 1
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91 I'm Not Gonna Abort A Thing 1
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92 I'm Pregnant 3
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93 Indestructible 1
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94 Is Anyone A Virgin Anymore? 3
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95 Jefferson-Erotic 3
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96 Jessica 3
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97 Jessica Christ 3
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98 Jessica Simpson 2
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99 Jessica Simpson-Simply Irresistible 2
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100 Jesus 7
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101 Kate 1
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102 Keep 'Em Out-The Immigration Song 2
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103 Kill You For It (a dark parody) 1
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104 La illah illa allah 1
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105 Leave My Boyfriend Alone 1
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106 Lesbian Girl 2
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107 Lesbian Woman V 2 2
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108 Lesbian Woman-V 1 18
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109 Lesbian Women 1
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110 Lesbians Just Don't Understand 3
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111 Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 1 5
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112 Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 2 2
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113 Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody 3
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114 Little Dumb Retarted Boy 1
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115 Lukas Rossi 1
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116 Lukas Rossi For President 1
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117 Lukas Rossi Online 1
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118 Lukas Rossi Online (erotic) 1
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119 Lukas Rossi, Will You Go To My Prom With Me? 1
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120 Lukas Rossi's Baby 1
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121 Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire 1
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122 Lukas Rossi's Eyes 1
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123 Male Escort (Men) 1
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124 Manoizer 1
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125 Mighty Horny Power Rangers 24
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126 Miley Cyrus 4
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127 My Thoughts On the American Idol Top Four 1
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128 myspace 1
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129 Naked On myspace 1
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130 Nancy 1
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131 Nemo repente fit turpissimus 1
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132 Obama Vs. Mccain 1
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133 Officer Robert Powell V2 1
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134 Oh Horny Night 6
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135 Old Maid 1
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136 Omnia vincit Amor, et nos cedamus Amori 1
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137 Oral Sex 9
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138 Oral Sex V 2 4
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139 Overexposed (P) 1
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140 Peter 1
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141 Philip Markoff-Craiglist Killer Poem 2
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142 Poeta nascitur, non fit 1
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143 Poetry Readers 1
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144 Power Rangers Lust Galaxy 10
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145 Power Rangers Masturbation Force 2
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146 Power Rangers Porno Thunder 2
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147 Power Rangers Psycho Prison 4
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148 Power Rangers S.T.D. 12
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149 Power Rangers Swallowed In Space 2
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150 Power Rangers Wax Music 2
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151 Power Rangers Zero 3
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152 Power Rangers-Orgasm Overdrive 4
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153 Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat 3
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154 Pro-Life 1
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155 Purple Pain-A Parody 30
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156 Ramona's 2009 Predictions 1
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157 Ramona's Bill of Rights 1
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158 Ramona's Eye For The Gay Guy 1
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159 Ramona's Hot Sex Tips 2009 3
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160 Rape Is Just Another Way of Saying I Love You 1
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161 Rape-A Parody 8
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162 Raven, Goddness of the Night 2
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163 Rock 'N Roll Heaven 5
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164 Rudolph The Nazi Reindeer 3
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165 S.T.D. Bug 3
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166 Sex Crave Mood 6
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167 Sex Games 4
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168 She Promises To Break Them Up 1
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169 She Won't Swallow It 5
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170 Silent enim leges inter arma 1
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171 Skinhead Verison 1 1
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172 Skinhead Verison 2 1
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173 Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite 5
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174 Spring Break Sex! 1
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175 Stand By Your President 2
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176 SWATing 1
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177 Sweet Hannah Montanna 1
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178 Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories 8
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179 Teen Sex 16
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180 Teenage Vasectomy 1
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181 That's It! You're Going Up For Adoption! 2
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182 The 9 11 Curse 1
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183 The Easter Bunny Hop 2
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184 The Perfect Candidate 3
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185 The Phantom of the Opera 4
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186 The Rossi Posse on myspace 1
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187 The Swine Flu Outbreak 6
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188 The Writer's Bill of Rights 1
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189 This Haunted Halloween House 4
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190 Thompson 1
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191 Three 1
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192 To My Ex On Valentine's Day 1
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193 Top 10 Things To Say To Get Out of Holiday Sex You Don't Want 1
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194 Uptight 1
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195 Vae victis 1
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196 Valdez 1
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197 Valdez-Erotic 5
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198 Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus 4
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199 Website Conspiracy 1
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200 We're A Psycho Family 4
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201 What's Wrong With Ya? 1
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202 Where Were You Tonight 1
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203 Why Some People Hate Me Part 1 1
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204 Women and Rape 1
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205 Xena 1
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206 Yami 1
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207 Yester-Gay 1
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208 You're Like a Child 2
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209 You're No God 2
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Total 591 0
Average 2.8 0.0
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  • Posts: Number of visitors who posted the poem to a friend (via e-mail) on the given date.
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  • Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
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