Ramona Thompson

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Hits of May 8, 2009 Wednesday

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#	Poem Title	Hits		Posts
1	1 Million Myspace Friends	4	10%	0	0%
2	10 Harsh Things That Life On This Cruel World Has Taught Me	8	20%	0	0%
3	10 Must Have Experiences This Virgin Wants To Have....	3	7%	0	0%
4	10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Black Guy	3	7%	0	0%
5	24/7 Horny	5	12%	0	0%
6	A Beatle's Revenge	1	2%	0	0%
7	A Bullet In His Back	1	2%	0	0%
8	A Message For Gay Men Everywhere 1	1	2%	0	0%
9	A Open Letter To A Rockstar	1	2%	0	0%
10	A Parody of My Country Tis of Thee	5	12%	0	0%
11	A Question of Humanity	2	5%	0	0%
12	A Real Poet	1	2%	0	0%
13	A Scary Valentine	1	2%	0	0%
14	A Teacher Fights Back	1	2%	0	0%
15	Abraham Lincoln	1	2%	0	0%
16	Adam Lambert	1	2%	0	0%
17	Adolf Hilter	2	5%	0	0%
18	Adonis	1	2%	0	0%
19	Afternoon Fright	1	2%	0	0%
20	Ain't No Boobs Big Enough	1	2%	0	0%
21	All I Want For Christmas Is Lukas Rossi	4	10%	0	0%
22	All Muslims Are Terrorists!	1	2%	0	0%
23	Amy	1	2%	0	0%
24	Anal Avalanche	1	2%	0	0%
25	Ann Coulter-Real American Hero	2	5%	0	0%
26	Baa, Baa, Black Sheep Rewrite	4	10%	0	0%
27	Bad Education	12	30%	0	0%
28	Barbie	2	5%	0	0%
29	Bi Bi Bi	1	2%	0	0%
30	Bitch All You Can Bitch!	4	10%	0	0%
31	Blake Lewis	1	2%	0	0%
32	Blowjob Offer	2	5%	0	0%
33	Bob The Blowjob Giver	4	10%	0	0%
34	Born To Make You Horny	2	5%	0	0%
35	Breast Implants 3	1	2%	0	0%
36	Britney's Secret	1	2%	0	0%
37	Cancer Caregiver	1	2%	0	0%
38	Child Molester	2	5%	0	0%
39	Cinderella's Poem	10	25%	0	0%
40	Cock a Bye Baby	1	2%	0	0%
41	Cold and Distant	1	2%	0	0%
42	Conner	1	2%	0	0%
43	Crazy Little Stalker Named Mike	2	5%	0	0%
44	Da Zombie Code	1	2%	0	0%
45	Daddy Drinks Because You Cry	4	10%	0	0%
46	Dana Ashbrook	1	2%	0	0%
47	Das ewig-weibliche zieht uns hinan	1	2%	0	0%
48	Date Rape	1	2%	0	0%
49	Dating Resume	1	2%	0	0%
50	Debbie	1	2%	0	0%
51	Did She Get Away With Murder?	1	2%	0	0%
52	Elvis Presley	2	5%	0	0%
53	Facilis descensus Averno	1	2%	0	0%
54	Female Escort (Women)	1	2%	0	0%
55	Frost	1	2%	0	0%
56	Frost-Erotic	2	5%	0	0%
57	Frosty The Ho Man	1	2%	0	0%
58	Gay in the U.S.A.	2	5%	0	0%
59	Gay Men	1	2%	0	0%
60	Get Away From Us All Who Are Fat Tubs of Lard	1	2%	0	0%
61	God Hates This Heart	40	100%	0	0%
62	Going To The Clinic	1	2%	0	0%
63	Grandma Got Aids From A Reindeer	3	7%	0	0%
64	Half A Lesbian	3	7%	0	0%
65	Hannah Montana	1	2%	0	0%
66	Happy Birthday Lukas-Sexy Style	3	7%	0	0%
67	Happy Mother's Day	9	22%	0	0%
68	Hayden Panettiere	1	2%	0	0%
69	Heaven In My Mouth Tonight	7	17%	0	0%
70	Hero or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit	1	2%	0	0%
71	He's a Rapist!	2	5%	0	0%
72	He's Cheating On You	4	10%	0	0%
73	Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit	2	5%	0	0%
74	How To Avoid the Swine Flu and Keep Your Family Safe	1	2%	0	0%
75	Humpty Dumpty Rewrite	2	5%	0	0%
76	I Am So Through With Thee!	1	2%	0	0%
77	I Am Woman	3	7%	0	0%
78	I Hate Myself For Raping You	1	2%	0	0%
79	I Kissed A Guy	4	10%	0	0%
80	I Love Making Love To Married Men	1	2%	0	0%
81	I Love To Shoot Up	1	2%	0	0%
82	I Love You From Afar	1	2%	0	0%
83	I Made Love To Darth Vader	1	2%	0	0%
84	I Told My Mother I Was Going To Kill Myself	1	2%	0	0%
85	I Wanna Be Seperated	1	2%	0	0%
86	I Wanna Know Who The Father Is	1	2%	0	0%
87	I Wanna Rape Somebody	3	7%	0	0%
88	I Want A New Date Rape Drug	1	2%	0	0%
89	I Want My Baby Back	1	2%	0	0%
90	I Want You To Rape Me	14	35%	0	0%
91	I Will Swallow Your Praise	1	2%	0	0%
92	I Wish You Would't Bury Me On Christmas	1	2%	0	0%
93	Ich kahn nicht anders	1	2%	0	0%
94	I'd Love To Do A Nun Just Like You	2	5%	0	0%
95	If I Were A Sex Toy	1	2%	0	0%
96	If It Was't Rape	10	25%	0	0%
97	If Mothers Ruled the World	4	10%	0	0%
98	I'll Make Love To Me	1	2%	0	0%
99	I'm Not Gonna Abort A Thing	1	2%	0	0%
100	I'm Not Perfect.....	3	7%	0	0%
101	In Defense of The Craigslist Killer	2	5%	0	0%
102	Indiscretion	1	2%	0	0%
103	Jessica Simpson-Simply Irresistible	1	2%	0	0%
104	John F Kennedy	1	2%	0	0%
105	John Mark Karr	1	2%	0	0%
106	Jonbenet Ramsey	2	5%	0	0%
107	Judex damnatur cum nocens absolvitur	1	2%	0	0%
108	Just Got Raped	1	2%	0	0%
109	ktmcphrsn	1	2%	0	0%
110	La donna e' mobile Qual piuma al vento	1	2%	0	0%
111	La illah illa allah	3	7%	0	0%
112	Laborate est orare	1	2%	0	0%
113	Lee	1	2%	0	0%
114	Lesbian	1	2%	0	0%
115	Lesbian Girl	2	5%	0	0%
116	Lesbian Woman-V 1	13	32%	0	0%
117	Lesbian Women	1	2%	0	0%
118	Lesbians On A Plane-Verison 1	1	2%	0	0%
119	Libre...libre para expresar	1	2%	0	0%
120	Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody	1	2%	0	0%
121	Lo que siento en el corazor	1	2%	0	0%
122	Love Story	1	2%	0	0%
123	Lukas Rossi	1	2%	0	0%
124	Lukas Rossi For President	1	2%	0	0%
125	Lukas Rossi Online	1	2%	0	0%
126	Lukas Rossi Sucks	1	2%	0	0%
127	Lukas Rossi's Baby	1	2%	0	0%
128	Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire	1	2%	0	0%
129	Lukas Rossi's Eyes	1	2%	0	0%
130	Lukas Rossi-The Next Freddie Mercury	2	5%	0	0%
131	Making Love On The Moon	1	2%	0	0%
132	Mama Lied	1	2%	0	0%
133	Mama T Ain't Your Baby Mama	2	5%	0	0%
134	Mama Would You	1	2%	0	0%
135	Mary Had A Little Lamb Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
136	Mighty Horny Power Rangers	19	47%	0	0%
137	Miley Cyrus	1	2%	0	0%
138	Mother	1	2%	0	0%
139	My Love Is Strange	1	2%	0	0%
140	My Secret Shame	1	2%	0	0%
141	My Thoughts On the American Idol Top Four	2	5%	0	0%
142	myspace	1	2%	0	0%
143	Naked On myspace	1	2%	0	0%
144	Narc	1	2%	0	0%
145	No Life Left To Live	1	2%	0	0%
146	No More Queers	2	5%	0	0%
147	No Strings Attached	1	2%	0	0%
148	O.J.'s Got a Gun	1	2%	0	0%
149	Obama Vs. Mccain	1	2%	0	0%
150	Oh Horny Night	5	12%	0	0%
151	Omar	2	5%	0	0%
152	On The Cover of The Playboy Magazine	1	2%	0	0%
153	Oral Sex	9	22%	0	0%
154	Orgasm! What A Feeling!	3	7%	0	0%
155	Pease Porridge Hot Rewrite	4	10%	0	0%
156	Pirate Love	1	2%	0	0%
157	Poeta nascitur, non fit	1	2%	0	0%
158	Polygamist Part 2	1	2%	0	0%
159	Power Rangers Lust Galaxy	16	40%	0	0%
160	Power Rangers Masturbation Force	1	2%	0	0%
161	Power Rangers Ninja Virgin	1	2%	0	0%
162	Power Rangers Paranormal Force	1	2%	0	0%
163	Power Rangers Pop Stars	1	2%	0	0%
164	Power Rangers Porno Thunder	7	17%	0	0%
165	Power Rangers S.T.D.	4	10%	0	0%
166	Power Rangers Swallowed In Space	2	5%	0	0%
167	Power Rangers Wax Music	3	7%	0	0%
168	Power Rangers-Orgasm Overdrive	3	7%	0	0%
169	Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat	3	7%	0	0%
170	Purple Pain-A Parody	23	57%	0	0%
171	Quit Playing Games With My Heart Monitor	3	7%	0	0%
172	Racecar	2	5%	0	0%
173	Ramona's 2009 Predictions	1	2%	0	0%
174	Ramona's Eye For The Gay Guy	1	2%	0	0%
175	Ramona's Hot Sex Tips 2009	1	2%	0	0%
176	Ramona's Sexual Wish List 2008	2	5%	0	0%
177	Ramona's Theme	1	2%	0	0%
178	Rape Is Just Another Way of Saying I Love You	5	12%	0	0%
179	Rape Me Again	4	10%	0	0%
180	Rape-A Parody	6	15%	0	0%
181	Raper	1	2%	0	0%
182	R-e-s-p-e-c-t	1	2%	0	0%
183	Rock 'N Roll Heaven	4	10%	0	0%
184	Rot Stuff	1	2%	0	0%
185	Rudolph The Nazi Reindeer	1	2%	0	0%
186	Second Chance	3	7%	0	0%
187	Secure	1	2%	0	0%
188	Sex Crave Mood	10	25%	0	0%
189	Sex Games	3	7%	0	0%
190	Shake 'Em Up	2	5%	0	0%
191	She Has What I Want	3	7%	0	0%
192	She Won't Swallow It	5	12%	0	0%
193	Skinhead Verison 1	5	12%	0	0%
194	Skinhead Verison 2	2	5%	0	0%
195	Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
196	Slow Down	1	2%	0	0%
197	Snakes On A Plane 2	1	2%	0	0%
198	Stop My Dream	1	2%	0	0%
199	Summer Snackin'	1	2%	0	0%
200	Sweet Hannah Montanna	3	7%	0	0%
201	Swine Flu Conspiracy Theories	5	12%	0	0%
202	Tara Conner-Miss Con Artist U.S.A.	2	5%	0	0%
203	Ted	1	2%	0	0%
204	Teen Sex	10	25%	0	0%
205	That's It! You're Going Up For Adoption!	5	12%	0	0%
206	The Cat and The Fiddle Rewrite	1	2%	0	0%
207	The Craigslist Killer V1	1	2%	0	0%
208	The Puppy Girl Song	3	7%	0	0%
209	The Rossi Posse on myspace	1	2%	0	0%
210	The Swine Flu Outbreak	1	2%	0	0%
211	This Haunted Halloween House	2	5%	0	0%
212	This Little Pig Went To Market	2	5%	0	0%
213	Thompson	1	2%	0	0%
214	Three Blind Mice-Rewrite	4	10%	0	0%
215	Three-Vision 2	1	2%	0	0%
216	Too Shy To Tell Rossi	1	2%	0	0%
217	Toxic	1	2%	0	0%
218	Turn Up The Radiation	3	7%	0	0%
219	Underwood	3	7%	0	0%
220	Valdez	3	7%	0	0%
221	Valdez-Erotic	1	2%	0	0%
222	Virgin Cravings	1	2%	0	0%
223	Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus	1	2%	0	0%
224	Walking Through A Nuclear Wonderland	1	2%	0	0%
225	Waxwork	1	2%	0	0%
226	Wendy	1	2%	0	0%
227	We're A Psycho Family	9	22%	0	0%
228	What If She Had	1	2%	0	0%
229	What Obama Knew	1	2%	0	0%
230	Where Do Aborted Babies Go	1	2%	0	0%
231	Women and Rape	3	7%	0	0%
232	Yolana	1	2%	0	0%
233	Your Sex Is Shh!	6	15%	0	0%
234	You're No God	4	10%	0	0%
235	Zimmerman-Erotic	3	7%	0	0%
	Total	610		0
	Average	2.6		0.0

Descriptions:

Hits: Number of visitors who read the poem on the given date.
Posts: Number of visitors who posted the poem to a friend (via e-mail) on the given date.

Attention:

Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
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