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Hits of May 9, 2009 Saturday

Attention: Poems submitted after May 9, 2009 are not shown on the list.

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# Poem Title Hits Posts
1 1 Million Myspace Friends 3
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2 10 Harsh Things That Life On This Cruel World Has Taught Me 1
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3 10 Must Have Experiences This Virgin Wants To Have.... 3
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4 10 Reasons Not To Vote For The Old White Guy 2
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5 10 Ways To Love Your Job, Even On A Bad Day 1
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6 11 Reasons Why I Love Lukas Rossi 1
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7 24/7 Horny 5
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8 A Beatle's Revenge 1
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9 A Dare That I Once Took 1
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10 A Gay Beatle's Tribute Band! 1
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11 A Ghetto Christmas 2
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12 A Halloween Lover's Tale 1
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13 A Open Letter To A Rockstar 1
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14 A Parody of My Country Tis of Thee 2
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15 A Real Poet 1
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16 A Teacher Fights Back 1
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17 Adam Lambert 1
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18 Addicted 1
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19 Afternoon Fright 1
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20 Ain't No Boobs Big Enough 8
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21 All Muslims Are Terrorists! 2
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22 April 16,2007-The Day Jesus Wept 1
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23 Audi Partem Alterum 2
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24 Backstreetlicous 1
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25 Bad Education 7
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26 Barbie 1
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27 Ben 1
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28 Bend Over Me Over Rossi 1
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29 Bitch All You Can Bitch! 9
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30 Black Cat Killers 1
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31 Blake Lewis 1
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32 Blowjob Offer 1
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33 Born To Be Raped V 2 1
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34 Breast Cancer-Verison 1 1
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35 Breast Implants 3 1
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36 C.o.p.s. Are P.i.g.s 2
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37 Cancer Caregiver 4
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38 Cancer Survivor 1
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39 Carter 1
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40 Child Molester 3
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41 Cinderella 1
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42 Cinderella's Poem 1
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43 Cold and Distant 1
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44 Dana Ashbrook 1
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45 Dating Resume 1
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46 David Cook-Sexy American Idol 1
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47 Declaration of My Desire 2
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48 Did She Get Away With Murder? 1
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49 Did We Elect The Antichrist? 1
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50 Did You Really Rape A Woman? 4
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51 Dillon-Erotic 1
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52 Dollhouse Fantasy 2
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53 Donald Trump 1
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54 Doubt 1
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55 Eric 1
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56 Erica 1
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57 Evan 1
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58 Freddy 1
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59 Free Turd 1
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60 Gay Break 3
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61 Gay or Straight 3
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62 Get Away From Us All Who Are Fat Tubs of Lard 1
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63 Go Tell It On myspace 2
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64 God Hates This Heart 33
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65 Going To The Clinic 1
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66 Hackers! 1
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67 Hannah Montana 2
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68 Happy Birthday Lukas-Sexy Style 1
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69 Happy Mother's Day 3
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70 Hayden Panettiere 2
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71 Heaven In My Mouth Tonight 6
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72 Her or Me 3
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73 Hero or Zero- Wrestler-Chris Benoit 1
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74 He's Cheating On You 3
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75 High School Shooting 1
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76 His White Whore 1
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77 Hit You 1
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78 Homo proponit, sed Deus disponit 3
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79 Hopelessly Devoted To A Jew 1
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80 Hot Cross Buns Rewrite 1
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81 How To Avoid the Swine Flu and Keep Your Family Safe 2
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82 Humpty Dumpty Rewrite 1
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83 I Am Insanity 1
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84 I Am So Through With Thee! 1
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85 I Kissed A Guy 1
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86 I Told My Mother I Was Going To Kill Myself 1
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87 I Wanna Beat Up Britney Spears 1
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88 I Wanna Rape Somebody 7
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89 I Want A New Date Rape Drug 3
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90 I Want You To Rape Me 11
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91 I Will Swallow Your Praise 1
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92 I'd Love To Do A Nun Just Like You 1
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93 If I Were A Sex Toy 3
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94 If Mothers Ruled the World 2
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95 I'm Kissing A Pirate 1
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96 Ingram 1
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97 Ivan 1
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98 Jack and Jill Rewrite 2
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99 Jack and The Candlestick Rewrite 1
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100 Keating 1
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101 Ken 1
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102 ktmcphrsn 2
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103 La illah illa allah 4
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104 Lazy 1
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105 Lesbian Woman-V 1 7
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106 Lice Lice Baby-A Vanilla Ice Parody 1
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107 Lies A Guy Will Tell To Get Laid! 1
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108 Little Viper 1
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109 Lukas Rossi 1
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110 Lukas Rossi For President 1
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111 Lukas Rossi Online 1
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112 Lukas Rossi's Booty For Hire 1
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113 Make Me Smile Again 1
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114 Mama Lied 2
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115 Mama T Ain't Your Baby Mama 1
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116 Man In The Middle 2
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117 Medan agan 1
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118 Michael 1
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119 Mighty Horny Power Rangers 24
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120 Miley Cyrus 2
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121 My Thoughts On the American Idol Top Four 1
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122 Nathan 3
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123 No More Queers 2
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124 Not A Dry Place In The House 1
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125 O tempora! O mores! 1
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126 O.J. Simpson 1
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127 Odi profanum vulgus et areco 1
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128 Oh My Orlando Bloom! 3
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129 Oral Sex 6
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130 Orgasm! What A Feeling! 2
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131 P.i.G.s 1
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132 Pease Porridge Hot Rewrite 1
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133 Philip Markoff-Craiglist Killer Poem 1
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134 Pirate Love 3
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135 Pour l'amour de Dieu 1
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136 Power Rangers Lust Galaxy 7
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137 Power Rangers Masturbation Force 2
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138 Power Rangers Paranormal Force 2
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139 Power Rangers Porno Thunder 2
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140 Power Rangers Psycho Prison 1
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141 Power Rangers Rhytmn Force 1
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142 Power Rangers S.T.D. 2
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143 Power Rangers Swallowed In Space 3
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144 Power Rangers Wax Music 1
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145 Power Rangers-Orgasm Overdrive 2
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146 Pregnant Is Just An Excuse For Being Fat 2
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147 Purple Pain-A Parody 12
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148 Racecar 1
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149 Ramona Thompson-Gay Male Prostitude=Lies! 1
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150 Ramona, Playmate of the Year 3
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151 Ramona-On The Cover Of Playboy Magazine 1
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152 Ramona's Bill of Rights 1
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153 Ramona's Breasts For Hire 2
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154 Ramona's Cure For Everything! 1
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155 Rape Is Just Another Way of Saying I Love You 2
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156 Raven, Goddness of the Night 1
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157 Roberto 1
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158 Rock 'N Roll Heaven 5
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159 Rockstar 3
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160 Sex Crave Mood 2
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161 Sex Games 2
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162 Sexist Pig Part 2-Male 1
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163 She Won't Swallow It 5
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164 Sing A Song of Six Spence Rewrite 2
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165 Skinhead Verison 1 3
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166 Skinhead Verison 2 4
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167 Slime-A Miley Cyrus Rewrite 1
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168 Sometimes I Think I'm A Lesbian 3
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169 Spinster 1
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170 Spring Break Sex! 1
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171 Start Spreadin' The News 1
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172 Superbowl Sex 2
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173 SWATing 1
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174 Sweet Hannah Montanna 1
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175 Teen Sex 6
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176 Tenet insanabile multos scribendi cacoethes 1
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177 That's It! You're Going Up For Adoption! 3
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178 The Child Molester 1
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179 The Craigslist Killer V1 1
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180 The Craigslist Killer V 2 1
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181 The Escort 2
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182 The First Gay American Idol Part 2 3
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183 The Nightbreed 2
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184 The Perfect Candidate V 2 1
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185 The Puppy Girl Song 6
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186 The Queen of My Kiss 1
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187 The Rossi Posse on myspace 1
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188 The Runaway Bride Song 1
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189 The Swine Flu Outbreak 2
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190 This Little Pig Went To Market 2
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191 Tina 1
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192 Tony 1
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193 Top 10 Reasons I Should Be A Playboy Centerfold 1
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194 Top 10 Things To Say To Get Out of Holiday Sex You Don't Want 1
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195 Uptight 1
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196 Vivamus, mea Lesbia, atque amemus 3
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197 War 1
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198 Was Anna Nicole Murdered? 1
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199 We're A Psycho Family 1
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200 Where Do Aborted Babies Go 2
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201 Worthless 2
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202 You Too Can Be Like Ramona! 1
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203 Your Ramona 3
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204 You're Like a Child 1
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205 You've Got To Hide Your Gay Away 3
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Total 450 0
Average 2.2 0.0
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  • Poems submitted after Sep 17, 2011 are not shown on the list.
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