(This is a true story)
Years ago my mom was shocked by a heater that belonged to my dad.
When she was mopping around the heater, she didn't know that the cord was bad.
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(This is a fictional poem)
My cow didn't give buttermilk when I pulled on her udders.
Only regular milk came out even though I fed her lots of butter.
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When Abel gave his baby lambs to God, they were accepted.
But when Cain gave God some vegetables, they were rejected.
Cain was jealous so he grabbed a rock and beat poor Abel to death.
He tried to hide it from God but God knew that Abel had taken his final breath.
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When he burned down his store for the insurance money, he got caught.
He was arrested and a jail sentence was what he got.
His dad left him that store in his will.
When his plan backfired, he looked ill.
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(This is a fictional poem)
When I go on a date, I make the girl order the cheapest thing on the menu.
They usually walk out the door before the dates have a chance to continue.
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(This is a fictional poem)
I made a monster out of body parts just like Doctor Frankenstein.
Many people have been killed because of this monster of mine.
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(This is a fictional poem)
I was married and I was happy eversince the day I met her.
But when I came home one day, I found a Dear John letter.
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You just turned sixty and you're feeling blue.
You think that you're old but that's not true.
It's true that you're no longer young but you're not over the hill.
You think that your useful days are over but that's not how you should feel.
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