Randy Johnson Poems

You starred in eight episodes of Doctor who.
You worked with Jon Pertwee and Tom Baker too.
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I told him not to sleep around but he didn't listen to me.
After sleeping with lots of women, he's got HIV.
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A man accidentally killed himself and his family because he was so cheap.
Now as they're being laid to rest, their friends and relatives weep.
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He was trying to do a good deed and he died.
A power line fell on a car and trapped the people inside.
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Precious was a friendly kitten who didn't get to grow into a cat.
He was only two months old when died and I really do hate that.
It was very sad when that kitten died.
When people lose kittens, it tears us up inside.
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Some people don't like rain but I do.
I enjoy hearing it hit the roof.
I also enjoy thunderstorms, especially at night.
It gives me pleasure while it gives some people fright.
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(This is a fictional poem)

One day I sure did get a lickin.
It happened when I ate a chicken.
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You are people who kids really admire.
But you're nothing but a bunch of liars.
It's wrong to lie but it's even worse to lie to kids.
I can't believe what you did.
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(This is a fictional poem)

He ate all twelve doughnuts and I got none.
He said he did it because doing me dirty was lots of fun.
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You only date men who make seventy-five to a hundred grand a year.
Your greed has driven many a man to tears.
You're attractive and at first I thought you had charm.
You refused to date a man because he works on a farm.
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