I'm a doctor and my patient just died.
I'm a doctor and her death made me cry.
She died ten minutes ago on the operating table.
I thought that I could save her but I wasn't able.
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I'm a hillbilly who eats possums, squirrels and chipmunks too.
Alvin and the Chipmunks came to my house and I turned them into stew.
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I used a rusty razor blade for nearly a year.
In a matter of months I may no longer be here.
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In the seventh grade I had a bully for a teacher.
He was ugly and he was indeed a horrible creature.
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For many years you starred on Happy Days as Howard Cunningham.
When your fans learned that you died, they most likely said 'DAMN! '
You starred in Father Dowling Mysteries as a Catholic Priest.
You have passed away and now you will Rest In Peace.
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Princess Diana was born in England and died in France.
When she was in a car crash, she didn't have a chance.
She divorced Prince Charles of Wales just one year before she died.
Diana was only 36 years old and her death was mourned worldwide.
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I bought a pair of X-Ray vision glasses.
I could see women's breasts and asses.
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I came home early one day and saw my wife in bed with another man.
I grabbed my shotgun and you should've saw how fast he ran.
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I've encountered road rage over eighty times.
My driving is so horrible that it's a crime.
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You died less than one year ago.
People loved to watch your shows.
It was very tragic when you died last year.
Your death made your fans burst into tears.
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