Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler


Comments about Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

  • Rookie kskdnj sajn (5/3/2006 11:35:00 PM)

    To the witty man that cracked me up by stating...'perversion isn't a hobby, it's a lifestyle!

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  • Rookie Siana Casram (1/23/2006 4:03:00 PM)

    Bloody brilliant! Brutally honest, cynical yet strangly upliting outlook that is so well expressed. Hands up to a poetic genius! (btw, i'm new at this, so if you wanna give me some tips...)

  • Rookie Wanda Swim Strunk (11/30/2005 10:08:00 PM)

    Just checked out your work again. I am fishing for something new.You amplify my lack of talent. I dig your style, look forward to reading your poems in the future. I want to invent a drink and name it after you, too bad pink squirrel is already taken.

  • Rookie Michael Shepherd (11/29/2005 6:22:00 AM)

    You are amazing, wild, sharp, witty, edgy, now, subtle, succinct, even lovable, and dammit talented. Now I know why I hate you.

  • Rookie Erica Francis (11/2/2005 7:28:00 PM)

    If possible, I ask you to write some more.

  • Freshman - 662 Points Uriah Hamilton (10/25/2005 8:51:00 AM)

    I know I’ve commented here before, but I need to again:
    Many of your poems have humor, some the blunt truth,
    In the case of Christine, amazing fragile beauty! Always
    Continue to express your vision, Jake!

  • Rookie Jackson Kilroy (10/20/2005 6:05:00 PM)

    Don't hate the playa. Hate the game.

  • Freshman - 662 Points Uriah Hamilton (7/27/2005 11:12:00 AM)

    Jake, I think you are a really good poet, I hope you write a million poems!

  • Rookie kenneth william snow (3/10/2005 7:43:00 PM)

    a. jacob, Thanks for the advice on my poem, I've made a change in the verse you suggested and I believe it works well. I like the way you use rhyme particulary in 'The Rejection Slip'. I see you are from Philadelphia...I grew up there and still work in the city. Thanks again for the advice and keep on producing poetry.
    Kenneth

  • Rookie Joy Vanderhelm (3/3/2005 5:22:00 PM)

    Wow! Such an imagination. I enjoyed almost everything of yours in this site. It's left me craving for more. I'm espescially impressed with Burelesque Haiku, Big Easy, and Fingerprints. Theyu're my favorite. Write on, Jake!

Best Poem of Rev. Dr. A. Jacob Hassler

A Shitty Day's Redemption

nothing makes a lousy day better
than seeing a sexy woman at the
convenience store
in her office attire with her white
half-sweater buttoned snugly around her breasts
and her black hair pulled back, her
face barely creased with the lines of experience,
but still retaining the glow of her youth
perhaps she is there on her lunch break,
choosing between the
chocolate chip cookies and
the granola bars as her perfume
drifts lazily down the aisle

she strides around the shop
confidently, silently demanding the
attention of every man in the ...

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Very Same Firsts

before i met you,
i had already done everything
for the first time

while we were together,
those very same firsts
i had done the first time with you

and now you're gone

and it's been so hard for me
to do those very same firsts
for the first time without you

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