We aim to train and entertain our ferrets are quite ferrety
As ferrets need a bit more love they are our speciality!
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However hard he tries
Despite his fondest wishes
The Guaca-mole - a quiet soul
Cannot get on with fishes
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I stayed at the Hilton the Hilton's in Paris
The carpet was Wilton the Pipers were Maris
The people drove Mini's they were all Mini Drivers
The music was winey and really quite aimless
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Twas late that year to be December
I walked alone without a dog
The airborne ice - I still remember
But more the words - ‘we're fleas in frog'
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I met a man with orange hair
The only thing - he wasn't there
He matched his hair with orange shoes
And pinstriped shirts made in Toulouse
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Copipod and Ostrocod
Brittle Shells and Hunting Squid
Angler Fish with Deep Sea Jelly
Sea Cucumbers and Fangtooth
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Formation bees
They have no eyes
So what's the point
You may surmise
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You may overhear in peculiar circles
That birds such as parrots
Began life as turtles
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The peas and beans lived in the hills
They lived on soup and cantaloupe
Although their play was often raucous
The peas round features made them cautious
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I say pop goes the easel
These words by no means weasel
Pop took an Ad and made it bad
A comment on the life we had
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I was lying in bed, quietly reading a book
When a snake slithered over
Whispered ‘give us a look‘
Well I told him quite plain
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Time flies
Said the spider unto I
After building quite a web
He was feeling rather tired
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Norman is an island
His beach is quite like skin
It's tougher when the tide goes out
But when it's in it's thin
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Ferrets
We aim to train and entertain our ferrets are quite ferrety
As ferrets need a bit more love they are our speciality!
You could purchase one for trouser legs or for your silk pajamas
Or swap one for a variety of 7 short haired lamas
If short haired lamas aren't your thing we have some greasy weasels
and for a song well make them sing inside your silk pajamas...