Robert Edgar Burns Poems

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71.
Little Boy Inside

What would I like to be
If I ever should grow up?
To leave behind my boyish ways,
And drink from a grown man’s cup?
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72.
Happy Tirthday 2 Bim!

HAPPY TIRTHDAY 2 BIM
In the photo you're mighty slim.
For the upcoming election
R U done with witness protection?
HAPPY TIRTHDAY BIM!
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73.
Urinal Wacky Quacky!

(A Parody Of Colonel Moammar Gadhafi)
In New York he tried to pitch a tent.
Then he tried to pay the rent.
But Central Park and camels,
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74.
Just Plain Queer!

Our images are reflected in reverse
in the mirror. Suppose our words
were too!
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75.
The Christmas Pickpocket!

I was in the store at Walmart
To pick out a card just for you.
At the register I reached for my wallet,
It was gone, now what could I do?
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76.
Happy Birthday Lucas

This whole past year has gone by quick,
Say goodbye to five and hello to six.
The inches penciled off upon our wall
Are proof enough you are getting tall.
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77.
The Four

#1 A man putting fake tattoos on four year old
#2 A Man dressed as a zombie for Halloween
#3 A woman dressed like Crocodile Dundee
#4 A picture of a laughing 3 year old boy
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78.
Tree Of Life

The avenue of life is paved with trees
All pointing skyward for us to look up and see!
And know our hope comes from above,
As the Creator of life looks to prove His Love.
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79.
Flash Kiss Fish Swish!

Have you ever seen a desert storm
And watched the lightning streak the sky?
Did it fill you with awe and wonder,
Of the power from up on high?
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80.
Hudson Hornet

There I was in my cowboy boots
Just a leaning up against that car,
A nineteen fifty one Hudson Hornet,
A former winning Indy car!
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