Biography of Ross Bateman
I have had a great life nad just joined this site,
the sites great and i think my poems are great to.
I really enjoy submitting poems here on poemhunter and enjoy getting lots of comments to!
My poems are random, very random, whatever comes into my head I straight away just write about it, I have written some books in my time and when i was a schoolboy, i sold the book to schoolmates. Buy my books nowadays are just a tiny bit famous to me and my relatives.
I have written at least 11 books and have not published 8 propaly yet, I enjoy writing books and will definately become a great famous author when I grow up, so I will write lots of things and try not to stop writing great poems and books for EVERYBODY to read and comment on.
I will write more poems and expect GOOD, MAYBE GREAT, comments in the future.
So thanks and...
KEEP ON ROCKING! !
By: Ross Bateman (a great author)
Ross Bateman's Works:
1. The Rhino's Strange Diet
2. 'What did I do? ! '
3. 'Do I have to? '
4. The very badly smashed window! ]
7. My family and what they do
8. 'Am I stange? '
9. Football crazy
10. My mad mother!
Ross Bateman Poems
Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chocolate chocolate! When you take a bite, you will taste its delight, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chocolate chocolate, it is so nice, sometimes covered in rice!
Daddy Fell In The Pond!
Everyone grumbled. The sky was grey. We had nothing to do and nothing to say. We were nearing the end of a dismal day, And then there seemed to be nothing beyond,
Man United are short sited, lah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah, they wear stickers on their knickers, lah lah lah lah lah, lah lah lah lah,
Is your mum good, is you mum great, or is your mum just bad, and EVIL? Well this very poem will cheer you up good, please sit back and enjoy the 'BROTHERS IN THE HOOD! '
As The Rain Drops
When the rain drops, the floor goes splish splosh splash. As the rain drops, we say, please stop. Nobody noes how the rain does it, excpet some people think the sea evaporates.
What is in the pond is it a alligator or a big fat shark would it be a frog or just a little fish
Candy is a happy wife and mother, After six years and four kids going strong! Nor would she trade her life for any other. Daring all for love cannot be wrong.
Flowers are beautiful, flowers are great, flowers smell lovely and unlike us they can wait! Some flowers like to sing, some like to dance, some like to jig and all we can do is glance!
What God Has Done...
Our savoiur, our lord.. he has sone many thing for us... Our god has made beautiful birds... Our god has made all of us and our friends and family... Our god has made all food and drink known to man-kind...
Flowers are beautiful, flowers are great,
flowers smell lovely and unlike us they can wait!
Some flowers like to sing, some like to dance,
some like to jig and all we can do is glance!
Some flowers are red, some are blue,
some are...well...dead and some give us the flu!
Flowers like dandilions and really great and nice,
and some even smell like plain old rice!