Ruth Walters (London, U.K.)
Comments about Ruth Walters
There was a young lady called Gert'
who's bosoms were ever so pert,
she mentioned one day
while we were at play
that they never got caught in her skirt.
Whereas a young lady called Ruth
who's titties would dangle and droop
admitted one day,
hers got clean away
as she bent down to slurp up hot soup.