1. The Puddock
The puddock hunkers on his hurdies
Sittin on his dowp.
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(for Dr. J.D.Gomersall, Centre for Psychotherapeutic Research, Sheffield)
The morning sun has risen oer the hill
And dawn is golden, pale as sifted wheat
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The cello slits on her nose release a melodious moo.
Her copper pelt is soft as a maidenhair.
Spittle sits in the silky folds of her mouth,
Like seeds of milky dew.
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It warms the cockles of the heart,
Morecambe Bay. Kiss me Quick
The summer bus- trip- tourist paradise.
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The Irish Soldier
Edward Marshall is my name
Ireland is my nation
Leeds is my dwelling place
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She bedd at the Slocks of Carvie
Nor' Wast o Morven Hill
A giantess o a wumman
A witch wi a witch's skill
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Alice, a wife who was frigid
When her husband approached became rigid
Till he thought that she'd thawed
When she hissed and she clawed
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I was ten when I married
Just after my periods started
I was a woman now, my father said
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It's not just any old hill walk
You can't turn up in a pair of old boots,
A rain coat and sun glasses
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After the marquee dance I crossed a field of frosty turnips
My stilettos cobbling on the rutted furrows
The taste of a farm boy's kiss
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