The Preacher Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

The Preacher

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There once was a preacher named Mack.
He was tall and exceedingly black.
He was caught with a maid
in a state sponsored raid
put inside and he hasn't been back.

You might ask what became of the maid,
she'd been given some much needed aid.
By the bishop from Rome
who did stay at her home
and you guessed it, she ended up laid.

Thus it shows that the flesh is quite weak
and that God has forgotten the meek.
I suggest that all maids
don't get caught in those raids
with a bishop it's even more bleak

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Subbaraman N V 07 March 2008

I don't know! May God bless Mack and the maid! ! ! ! !

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Herbert Nehrlich1 31 August 2006

Thanks, all. Limerick STYLE? ? ? Limerick is limerick. H

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Ernestine Northover 31 August 2006

Lovely limerick style poem. Made me really chuckle. Nice one. Love Ernestine XXX

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You're unstoppable... hilarious! Thank you as G says for a morning comedy moment. t x

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Gina Onyemaechi 31 August 2006

LOL. Nice, early morning giggle (over here) . Love, Gina.

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