Treasure Island

Spike Milligan

(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)

Poems of Spike Milligan

21. Look At All Those Monkeys! 4/1/2010
22. Maveric 1/3/2003
23. Me 1/3/2003
24. Mirror, Mirror 1/3/2003
25. My Sister Laura 1/3/2003
26. Omen Of Emptiness 4/1/2010
27. On the Ning Nang Nong 1/3/2003
28. Oojah-ka-Piv 1/3/2003
29. Orstralia 4/1/2010
30. Philip Le Barr 8/13/2003
31. Porridge 1/3/2003
32. Scorflufus 4/1/2010
33. So Fair is She 1/3/2003
34. Soldier Freddy 4/1/2010
35. Standing Room Only 4/1/2010
36. Summer Dawn 1/1/2004
37. Teeth 1/3/2003
38. The ABC 1/3/2003
39. The Dog Lovers 1/3/2003
40. The Lion 1/3/2003

Have A Nice Day

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning,
You, see I've got a disease.
I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '

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