Spike Milligan

(16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)

Spike Milligan Poems

21. Oojah-ka-Piv 1/3/2003
22. On the Ning Nang Nong 1/3/2003
23. Omen Of Emptiness 4/1/2010
24. My Sister Laura 1/3/2003
25. Mirror, Mirror 1/3/2003
26. Me 1/3/2003
27. Maveric 1/3/2003
28. Look At All Those Monkeys! 4/1/2010
29. Letters 1/3/2003
30. Jumbo Jet 1/3/2003
31. Indian Boyhood 1/3/2003
32. In The Land Of The Bumbley Boo 4/1/2010
33. I'm Walking Backwards For Christmas 4/1/2010
34. If I Could Write Words 4/1/2010
35. I Must Go Down To The Sea Again 4/1/2010
36. Have A Nice Day 8/13/2003
37. Halved 1/3/2003
38. Granny 1/3/2003
39. Goodbye S.S. 1/1/2004
40. Go North, South, East, and West, Young Man 1/3/2003

Have A Nice Day

'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning,
You, see I've got a disease.
I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '

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