Spike Milligan (16 April 1918 – 27 February 2002 / Ahmednagar)
Poems of Spike Milligan
|41.||The Soldiers at Lauro||1/3/2003|
|42.||There Are Holes In The Sky||4/1/2010|
|47.||When I Suspected||1/1/2004|
Have A Nice Day
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.'
'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore.
'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.'
'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
Be patient dear man who is drowning,
You, see I've got a disease.
I'm waiting for a Doctor J. Browning.
So do be patient please.'
'How long, ' said the man who was drowning. 'Will it take for the Doc to arrive? '