Stevie Taite

Rookie - 78 Points (30th January 1973 / Kent, England)

Stevie Taite Poems

1. A Lesson On Poetry From My Five Year Old 11/12/2012
2. A Quiet Side Street 8/10/2012
3. A To Z Of A Body Completing Demanding Exercise. 11/18/2012
4. A To Z Of Less Able Exerciser! 11/18/2012
5. A Writers' Zen 4/20/2013
6. Affliction Or Blessing? 8/11/2012
7. Angels Fall 9/2/2012
8. Another Limerick About The Limerick Master Himself. Jb 12/1/2012
9. Answered In Dreams (A Bit Saucy) 8/21/2012
10. Autumn 's Waking Mutants! 10/10/2012
11. Before A* 8/10/2012
12. Behold The Flower Of The Waterlily 8/13/2012
13. Black And Gold 4/27/2013
14. Blessed 11/4/2012
15. Bloody Ikea 4/21/2013
16. Body Has The Last Laugh 8/10/2012
17. Brown Limerick 10/2/2012
18. Buried Seed 9/29/2012
19. Call Time 8/20/2012
20. Castrate The Crayon 10/31/2012
21. Catch A Poem 8/13/2012
22. Charlie's First Rainbow 10/17/2012
23. Clever Fella, My Fold Up Umbrella 11/22/2012
24. Converse 8/10/2012
25. Cryptic Lipstick 10/11/2012
26. Cupids Arrows (Acrostic) 2/14/2013
27. Cure For Stuttering 10/6/2012
28. Cyberspace 9/4/2012
29. Daddy, Swallow Your Pride. 10/21/2012
30. Dear Old Jeeves 11/27/2012
31. Digging To Australia 6/10/2013
32. Dream-Ed Muse 9/5/2012
33. Driftwood 8/9/2012
34. Drug Induced Blood, Sweat And Tears 9/6/2012
35. Drunk And Disorganised 2/24/2013
36. Earth Without People 10/23/2012
37. Empty 5/21/2013
38. Exception To The Rule 8/10/2012
39. Feel Sad For Me 8/10/2012
40. Fetal And Folded 9/11/2012
Best Poem of Stevie Taite

Just A Load Of Silly Limericks About People I Know

I know young lady called Dee
Who lived in a bubblegum tree
She savoured the view
Whilst big bubbles she blew
And she only came down for her tea.

I know I young lady called Carolyn
Who said she was gonna go travelling
She afforded the lot
By a pay out she got
When her ex got impaled by a javelin.

There once was a poet called Ben
Who couldn't let go of his pen
He had a 'to do'
With some strong super glue
And it's been stuck there ever since then.

There once was a young Mr bright
Who wanted his farts to ignite
When he lighted the ...

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Feel Sad For Me

Feel sad for me
The 'death' I feel
For the thing I mourn 
That wasn't real

The burning ache
So bitter sweet
Unleashed from where
My wishes sleep

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