Biography of Susan Sparks
I have three grown children and five grandchildren. I graduated from Oklahoma University in 1980 with a Bachelor of Business Administration degree, Emphasis in Accounting.
In 1990 I became an unpaid humor columnist at The Cleveland County Record in Noble, Oklahoma. While there, two of my columns won first place in the Oklahoma Press Association Better Newspaper Contest under personal columns in my newspaper's division.
I started writing poetry and song lyrics seriously in October of 2003.
Susan Sparks Poems
What is Love?
Love is seldom getting mad Love is giving all you had Love is taking moonlit walks Love is sharing private thoughts
I'm fat, I'm fat We can't have that. I want to be thin Cuz thin is in.
The Tale of the Tell-Tail Fart
Once upon a midnight dreary I decided to make a query- On my neighbor's door I went a 'rapping, Lightly tap, tap, tap, tapping.
Ode to Menopause
Somebody please put out the fire- These hot flashes are something I don't desire. Oh God, why is this happening to me? These hot flashes are turning me into
Jeremiah REALLY is a Bulldog
Jeremiah NEVER was a bullfrog But he WAS a good friend of mine. Jeremiah REALLY is a bulldog And of this thing I did decide:
Verse 1: Have you ever looked at God's beauty sent from Heaven above? Have you ever looked at God's beauty
Fish, fish, fish, I wish... I double wish- I were a fish.
God Bless the Frogs and the Pollywogs
God bless the frogs and the pollywogs- For they are becoming rare. God bless the frogs and the pollywogs- Can we find someone who cares?
Flatulence Will Get You Everywhere
Flattery will get you nowhere Butt flatulence is different Bottle it and sell it And try not to inhale it.
He's A Neat Freak Freakin' Out
Neat freak freakin' out: This describes my husband- there is no doubt That he drives me utterly deranged With all his nit-pickin'
The Rhode Island Red Rooster, Texas Two-...
Verse one: Why did the rooster cross the road? To get to the sunny side- Just up the road.
An Ode to a Toad Named Frank
I had a pet toad His name was Frank. He walked pigeon-toed- That's why he drank.
Disposable society... Throw it all away We've got unlimited resources That's our distorted reality.
Hard Knocks University
Verse one: Hard Knocks University Where knowledge is high-priced No professors or lecture halls
Throw it all away
We've got unlimited resources
That's our distorted reality.
Time to stop dreamin' folks-
Our future's goin' up in flames
Time to start conservin' folks-
There isn't any other way.