Ted Sheridan


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Visitors of the poet

Number of visitors of the poet’s mainpage in PoemHunter.Com

Attention : Numbers in this table does not indicate the total hits of poems of the poet, but indicates the hits of the poet’s main page.

Date Hits
09/02/2015 Wednesday 73
38%
09/01/2015 Tuesday 85
44%
08/31/2015 Monday 82
42%
08/30/2015 Sunday 35
18%
08/29/2015 Saturday 55
28%
08/28/2015 Friday 117
60%
08/27/2015 Thursday 141
73%
08/26/2015 Wednesday 108
56%
08/25/2015 Tuesday 107
55%
08/24/2015 Monday 95
49%
08/23/2015 Sunday 109
56%
08/22/2015 Saturday 192
100%
08/21/2015 Friday 139
72%
08/20/2015 Thursday 87
45%
08/19/2015 Wednesday 131
68%
08/18/2015 Tuesday 107
55%
08/17/2015 Monday 109
56%
08/16/2015 Sunday 98
51%
08/15/2015 Saturday 101
52%
08/14/2015 Friday 77
40%

Reader rating & num.of MyPoemList’s

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# Poem Title Submit Date Reader Rating Num.of MyPoemList’s
Rating Num.R.
1 * A New Member In God’s Gang 02/09/2009 6.2 34 1
2 * Please Don'T Lie To Me Much 07/12/2009 6.0 49 1
3 *a Devoted Gardener Of Love And Beauty 07/20/2008 6.8 56 10
4 *biblical Parable 04/19/2009 10.0 2 1
5 *dr. Jones 04/20/2009 6.2 24 0
6 *dylan’s Windmills/Camelot Blowing In The Wind 05/01/2010 5.5 10 0
7 *for A Friend In Time Of Her Constant Sorrow 07/01/2009 6.5 26 0
8 *god Loves A Good Story 04/29/2011 5.6 38 0
9 *having A Sense Of Tumor 02/12/2009 6.1 37 2
10 *high Fly Balls To Center 04/04/2010 5.5 24 2
11 *honey, My Beautiful Wife And Fishing Buddy In Case You Haven’t Noticed I’m Practically Bald 04/20/2009 5.7 27 1
12 *i Want To Suck Your Face 07/18/2009 10.0 1 0
13 *john Doe 3: 16 04/06/2009 6.1 40 0
14 *knock, Knock 07/13/2009 5.5 19 1
15 *norwegian Wood 04/10/2010 -- 0 0
16 *obamacare 09/10/2010 5.3 26 0
17 *ode To The Va Jay Jay 04/09/2010 -- 0 0
18 *only One Short Poem To Trip On... 04/21/2010 5.7 22 0
19 *ophelia The Madness 02/22/2007 7.0 32 9
20 *portabella 07/24/2009 5.7 31 0
21 *relearning Life's Lessons In Short Sentences 01/11/2009 5.9 34 1
22 *retirement Plans 03/22/2008 6.0 38 13
23 *scrambled 08/20/2010 5.5 10 0
24 *shortwave Survivor 06/10/2009 5.6 25 0
25 *suicidal Thoughts Over Easy 05/31/2009 5.5 28 0
26 *ted Is Dead Or In The Very Least Decomposing 05/21/2009 6.2 12 0
27 *the End Is The End Without Beginning 04/18/2009 5.5 23 0
28 *u.K. 08/20/2010 5.7 21 0
29 *what Makes You Cry? 03/18/2009 6.0 29 0
30 14 Stones And A Pocket Full Of Quid Or Death Comes To Cutie 06/08/2007 9.7 12 1
31 1948 Seems Like Yesterday 11/26/2008 9.5 4 1
32 1953 Buick Special 10/10/2007 9.8 10 0
33 1967 Critiqued After All These Years 12/11/2007 10.0 2 1
34 1968 Overtures 07/11/2008 10.0 5 1
35 20/20 The Blind Have No Trouble Seeing The Darkness 02/09/2007 8.9 11 10
36 50 Milligrams Of Comatoseness 09/19/2007 10.0 4 1
37 A Beautiful Day 04/27/2008 10.0 4 2
38 A Beautiful Form 02/07/2009 9.2 6 0
39 A Bible Goes Bump In The Night 08/09/2007 8.2 5 1
40 A Bilingual Lover Of Spicy Food 11/21/2008 10.0 5 0
41 A Box Of Racist Crayons? 12/12/2007 9.6 7 5
42 A Day In The Life Of A Bud On A Reincarnated Marijuana Plant 10/16/2007 8.7 6 1
43 A December Night In The Deep South...Outside It Is 68 Degrees 12/16/2007 10.0 3 0
44 A Dilettante Falls Victim To His Own Subjective Opinions 02/13/2007 9.1 8 2
45 A Dipsomaniac's Drought Of Rational Thought 08/04/2007 10.0 5 0
46 A Family Of Fat Cats (Obesity In American) 02/13/2007 9.2 6 1
47 A Fear And Loathing Of Spotted Owls/In Memory Of Hunter S. Thompson Who Could Fire Off A Good Book In One Shot... 02/16/2008 8.2 5 0
48 A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum 06/27/2007 10.0 7 1
49 A Gathering Of Tuxedo Felons Within Five Hundred Feet Of A Children's Playground 10/06/2007 10.0 2 0
50 A Good Pair Of Swim Wings 08/24/2008 10.0 4 0
51 A Hair Trigger 02/03/2009 10.0 1 0
52 A Healthy Diet 11/07/2007 10.0 1 0
53 A Junkie's Lament Over Having Been An Opportunist Like Cleopatra 05/31/2007 9.0 4 0
54 A Knife In A Gunfight 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
55 A Lesson In Self Respect 12/11/2007 9.6 8 3
56 A Lot Of Love May Be Too Much 10/15/2007 8.8 6 2
57 A Magnanimous Act Of Kindness On Her Part (In That She Didn'T Cut Off His Balls) 02/09/2007 9.7 7 1
58 A Necktie Or A Noose For Father's Day 06/17/2007 10.0 2 2
59 A Norseman's Funeral Or My Wife Ate Too Much Chocolate Before Going To Bed 02/17/2007 9.0 3 1
60 A Paradigm For Large And Small 05/18/2008 10.0 2 0
61 A Perverse Logic Based On Bong Hits 02/02/2009 9.7 3 0
62 A Pheromonal Reaction To The Blooming Pear Tree 03/09/2008 10.0 2 0
63 A Poem That Will Bring Us Both Great Wealth 03/19/2008 10.0 2 0
64 A Poet Or A Sociopath 08/10/2007 10.0 1 0
65 A Poet P.O.W Or Soldier Who Is M.I.A. 02/12/2007 9.5 2 1
66 A Political Nursery Rhyme On The Blind Mice In America 10/06/2007 10.0 1 0
67 A Positive Attitude Prescribed 04/15/2008 10.0 1 0
68 A Real Man Makes Love To A Woman And Then Will Masturbate If He Needs More Lovin' 02/17/2007 8.1 7 5
69 A Recipe For Genius And Other Types Of Mental Disorder 02/05/2007 10.0 1 1
70 A Simple Twist Of Lemons 02/05/2007 9.5 2 1
71 A Slave To A Knave 07/21/2007 10.0 4 3
72 A Sociopath By Nature....An Anarchist By Choice 06/11/2007 9.5 2 0
73 A Sopranos Style Mac Attack 06/12/2007 8.8 5 0
74 A Swimmer Named Kennedy 05/24/2008 10.0 2 0
75 A Terrible Speller 01/05/2008 10.0 7 0
76 A Tired Poem / Dedicated To Sherri Kolb 11/23/2007 10.0 1 0
77 A Train Is Not Of Thought Unless You Happen To Be On One Part 2 08/09/2007 10.0 1 0
78 A Train Is Not Of Thought Unless You Happen To Be On One Pt. I 08/09/2007 10.0 1 0
79 A Virgin's Tears For A Man Of Sinful Mind 10/05/2007 10.0 3 0
80 A War And Victory In Christ's Name 09/08/2007 10.0 3 0
81 A Well Placed Freckle 08/08/2007 10.0 2 0
82 A Wolf Can Lie Down With A Lamb...But A Lion And A Lamb? 02/16/2007 9.5 2 0
83 A World In Which Nearly Everybody Wants To Be A Millionaire 11/24/2007 10.0 2 0
84 Aesop’s Empty Clip 11/28/2007 10.0 3 0
85 Affaire D'Honneur 07/19/2008 9.0 8 0
86 Afraid To Fear 11/24/2007 10.0 1 0
87 After Death We All Go Somewhere 07/13/2007 8.5 2 0
88 All His Heroes Are Dead (In Loving Memory Of Those Brave Souls) 09/26/2007 10.0 2 2
89 All Hot, Sweaty And In Need Of A Shower 02/03/2007 9.7 3 0
90 Alone In Bitter Protest 09/11/2008 10.0 5 0
91 Alphabet Soup With A Drop Of Poison 01/08/2009 10.0 3 0
92 Alternative Endings Available 04/14/2008 10.0 1 0
93 Always Look Both Ways Before Crossing Washington Ave. 06/28/2007 10.0 3 1
94 Ambidextrous Bullshit Artist 05/09/2007 9.5 2 0
95 America Set To Elect A Royal First Family 05/05/2007 10.0 1 0
96 America The Beautiful As A Second Language 05/29/2008 10.0 1 0
97 An Aphrodisiac And Condoms Are Required 08/09/2007 10.0 1 0
98 An End To War 12/11/2007 10.0 2 0
99 An Erotic Sunday Brunch 09/16/2007 10.0 3 1
100 An Open Casket Funeral For His Muse 08/30/2007 10.0 1 0
101 An Unquenchable Thirst For Life And Loose Women 02/17/2007 8.7 3 0
102 Analogies Of Women And Cars 02/09/2008 10.0 3 0
103 And So..... 03/21/2007 8.3 4 0
104 And To Think I Once Called Her Princess 10/14/2007 8.4 5 0
105 Anniversaries Are For Old Fools Like Me 02/24/2008 10.0 2 0
106 Anti-Valentine 02/09/2007 9.0 2 0
107 Any Good Pig Resents Being Called Chauvinist 02/18/2007 9.0 3 0
108 Anyone Who Doubts The Existence Of Alien Life On This Planet Is In Denial Of The Powers Of Alcoa 07/12/2007 10.0 4 0
109 Ape Schadenfreude 04/03/2009 8.3 3 0
110 Aquarium Dreams 11/24/2007 10.0 2 0
111 Are Men Good Listeners? An Hour And Three Minutes Of Long Pauses Followed By Uh-Huh's 04/25/2008 10.0 2 1
112 Ashes To Ashes 02/13/2007 10.0 1 0
113 Ask And She Won'T Answer - Go West Young Ask Go West 08/30/2007 10.0 2 0
114 Asking For A Stiff Drink 07/23/2008 8.7 7 0
115 At Last 12/19/2008 8.8 6 0
116 Bad Der Zensur 06/27/2008 10.0 5 0
117 Bad Parenting Is Habit Forming 12/12/2007 9.5 4 0
118 Bad Sushi 07/11/2007 10.0 3 0
119 Baghdad After Dark 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
120 Bang Bang Everybody Fall Down 02/05/2007 9.0 3 0
121 Barry Bonds Knock This One Out Of The Park! 08/07/07 08/04/2007 10.0 5 0
122 Bbw And Canasta 05/03/2007 8.0 2 0
123 Beautiful People Tested By The Fire Of A Loving God 10/24/2007 8.6 5 1
124 Because Nothing Wants To Die… 01/20/2008 10.0 1 0
125 Beelzebub's Barflies 08/04/2008 10.0 4 0
126 Being Of The World And Not In The World Has Its Share Of Peril 11/23/2007 10.0 1 0
127 Benefits Paid To Your Heavenly Account But The Devil Is In The Details 07/22/2007 10.0 1 0
128 Between Wal-Mart And Kingdom Come 07/21/2007 10.0 4 0
129 Between-Us 05/08/2008 10.0 2 0
130 Beware When Getting Even 02/18/2007 8.0 2 0
131 Beyond The Power Of Your Prayers 07/21/2007 10.0 1 0
132 Birdie Daycare System 12/28/2007 10.0 1 1
133 Black Cat Crossed Her Path On Friday The Thirteenth 07/13/2007 10.0 2 0
134 Black Magic Marker 07/07/2008 10.0 3 0
135 Blessed Are They Who Call On Him 10/14/2007 10.0 1 0
136 Blessed Friend 07/18/2008 8.9 7 0
137 Bottled At The Source 06/25/2007 10.0 4 2
138 Bottom Of My Wife And I'M Out.... 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
139 Breakfast Of Champions 05/02/2008 9.3 3 0
140 Breakfast With The Clintons 08/08/2007 10.0 1 0
141 Brie And Chablis Crowd 02/23/2008 8.2 5 0
142 Brown Shoes 02/13/2007 10.0 2 0
143 Brutal Honesty Is Impossible Which Is Why I Trust The Snake To Bite 04/19/2007 8.0 2 0
144 Built A Shed Over The Tool 07/07/2008 10.0 4 0
145 Buried Sun Dried Tomatoes Wearing Shoes 11/25/2007 10.0 3 0
146 Burnt Toast, Vietnam, The President Hung In Effigy 03/24/2010 -- 0 0
147 Busy Signal In Heaven 12/28/2007 10.0 1 1
148 Butterflies And Baby's Breath 01/05/2008 10.0 3 0
149 Can'T See My Princess For The Trees 06/13/2007 7.3 3 0
150 Capitalism Out Of Control 02/01/2008 10.0 2 0
151 Captain Death 02/16/2007 9.5 4 0
152 Cashing In Those Frequent Flyer Miles 01/28/2008 10.0 2 0
153 Catfish Was Raised On A Farm But Won'T Milk The Cow-Pt. In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 10.0 2 0
154 Catholic Boys In The Hood 06/06/2007 10.0 1 0
155 Cauterizations Made Necessary By The Extensive Bleeding Out Of One's Soul 09/12/2007 10.0 1 0
156 Cave Mail With Postage Due 02/19/2007 7.5 2 0
157 Censorship, Cherry Pie, And Politics 12/30/2008 10.0 2 0
158 Certain Inalienable Rights 10/13/2008 8.0 2 1
159 Certain Properties Always Remain Invariant 05/24/2008 10.0 2 0
160 Channeling Dead Poets 07/23/2008 10.0 7 0
161 Cheap Wine And Erotic Boat Rides 02/06/2007 8.0 1 1
162 Chicklets And Rum For The Holidays 12/19/2007 10.0 1 0
163 Choices Made Then And Now 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
164 Christ What Have I Gone And Done 08/27/2007 10.0 3 0
165 Church Pews Are Hard So You Will Get On Your Knees And Pray 03/13/2007 7.5 2 0
166 Claim Jumper 06/01/2008 10.0 5 1
167 Clean Soul- Pt. In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/29/2007 8.5 6 2
168 Cockroaches Know The Best Hiding Places 06/10/2007 8.5 2 0
169 Cockroaches On Wheels 10/09/2007 9.7 3 0
170 Colorblind 08/07/2008 8.7 7 0
171 Comatose Disclosure Form 11/17/2007 10.0 1 0
172 Come 02/03/2007 8.7 3 0
173 Comfort Zone....Total Denial 04/06/2007 10.0 1 0
174 Commuted Sentences Of Whoa 02/23/2007 9.0 5 0
175 Compared To What, Castration? 05/02/2008 10.0 3 0
176 Conscientious Objector 01/20/2008 9.7 3 0
177 Contrition 03/23/2008 10.0 4 0
178 Cooking Up A Culinary Fantasy 06/04/2008 10.0 1 0
179 Corked 09/25/2007 9.7 6 1
180 Correlation Coefficient 05/08/2008 10.0 3 0
181 Coup De Grâce And Vichyssoise Served Cold 05/17/2008 10.0 2 0
182 Crocheted Memories- Pt In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 10/01/2007 10.0 2 0
183 Curmudgeons Are Very Funny People Yet All Too Often Overlooked As Such 04/29/2008 10.0 1 0
184 Current Affair 02/15/2007 9.0 2 1
185 Curses In Mose Code Expletives..... 05/15/2007 9.0 3 0
186 Dad's Little Birthday Girl Is All Grown Up. 04/26/2008 10.0 4 1
187 Dark Ages 01/18/2008 10.0 1 0
188 Dark Ages Of Poetics 07/23/2008 9.0 7 1
189 Dark Religion 05/25/2008 10.0 3 0
190 Darkness Seeks To Claim Another Soul 09/15/2008 10.0 3 0
191 Day Trader Or Day Tripper Either Way He Was A Loser 08/27/2007 10.0 1 0
192 Dead Babies 06/29/2007 7.2 10 1
193 Death Called An Hour Earlier 04/27/2008 10.0 3 0
194 Death Cry 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
195 Death Of A Salesman 12/15/2008 10.0 2 0
196 Death Of A Songbird 02/18/2007 7.5 2 0
197 Death Smells Like A Four Letter Word 02/22/2007 7.0 3 0
198 Death Takes A Ride In The Trunk Of A Chevy 03/03/2007 7.0 2 0
199 Death, Taxes, And Land Sharks 03/18/2007 9.0 3 0
200 Deep Depression And The Lack Of Any Yearning 07/21/2007 10.0 1 2
201 Depends To Keep The Old Man Dry 06/01/2007 10.0 1 0
202 Depleting My Remaining Layers Of Ozone- Pt. In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 10.0 3 0
203 Deposing Dad From His Cross 10/27/2007 10.0 3 0
204 Die A Happy Man 05/05/2007 10.0 1 0
205 Dirt Nap 08/29/2008 10.0 2 0
206 Dirty Fingernails 03/17/2007 10.0 3 0
207 Do Wah Diddy Wants To Know What Happened To Manfred Mann? 09/18/2007 10.0 2 0
208 Does Anyone Have A Harpoon Handy? 08/18/2007 10.0 1 0
209 Dogtime 01/20/2008 10.0 1 0
210 Double Entendre 07/23/2008 10.0 6 0
211 Down At The Pub With Me Mates 05/22/2007 7.0 3 0
212 Drinking And Driving A Stake Though Your Heart 02/13/2007 10.0 1 1
213 Drinking Kool-Aid With Your Left Hand? 05/05/2007 9.3 3 0
214 Driving My Mother's Old Retired Car 04/20/2008 10.0 4 0
215 Dying In Public 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
216 Dying Is Like Taking A Vacation And Going To Cleveland 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
217 Dying To Go Home Without The Baggage 04/03/2007 10.0 1 0
218 Earmarks 06/08/2008 10.0 3 0
219 Ee Is Cumming 12/19/2008 10.0 1 0
220 El Diablo Video Games 10/15/2007 8.7 3 0
221 Elections In A Two Party System You Put Crap In...You Get Crap Out 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
222 Erotic Geriatrics 05/21/2008 10.0 2 0
223 Erotic Pie 01/06/2008 10.0 1 0
224 Erotica By Windows 02/06/2007 9.0 1 0
225 Erroneous Perceptions Of Reality In A Late Afternoon's Sun 03/13/2008 10.0 1 0
226 Even A Blind Squirrel Occasionally Finds An Acorn 10/14/2008 10.0 2 0
227 Everyone Has 02/03/2007 10.0 1 0
228 Everything I Own Needs A New Coat Of Paint 02/17/2007 10.0 1 0
229 Evil Is Like Lightning 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
230 Exile On Curmudgeon Street 04/29/2008 10.0 1 0
231 Expecting Everything That Comes Out Of His Head To Be F 'In Brilliant 08/30/2007 10.0 3 0
232 Exponential Functions 06/25/2008 10.0 4 0
233 Expunging The Soap That Contributed To Another Poem About Bukowski 07/06/2007 10.0 1 0
234 Ez 07/20/2008 10.0 8 0
235 Facing Foreclosure Or Closure With A Shotgun Or A Prescription Of Pain Killers 08/29/2007 10.0 1 1
236 Faith Has Nothing To Offer You If You Don'T Know What It Is 11/30/2007 10.0 3 0
237 Fake Id 02/13/2007 10.0 1 0
238 False Idols 01/30/2008 10.0 4 0
239 Family Tree 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
240 Fantasy Can Be Cruel. 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
241 Fascist Drivers 03/18/2007 10.0 1 0
242 Federalist Brand Rolling Papers Go Up In Smoke 03/23/2008 10.0 1 0
243 Feeling A Bit Squirrelly 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
244 Fight Night....A Lesson In Boxing Someone Around 09/04/2007 10.0 3 0
245 Fighting Miss Daisy 08/28/2007 10.0 1 0
246 Fire At Will (Original Version) 05/23/2008 10.0 2 0
247 Fire At Will (Version 2 After Being Critically Fired Upon) 05/23/2008 9.4 5 0
248 First Maggots Then Flies....With Your Happy Meal 06/01/2007 10.0 1 0
249 Fish Eating Rats 04/28/2008 10.0 1 0
250 Fish For Dinner Again? 10/27/2007 10.0 1 0
251 Fishing In The Office Pool 02/05/2007 10.0 2 0
252 Fishing With Mr. Wiffle ® 10/10/2007 8.8 4 0
253 Five Seconds Longer Than The Other Guy In The Crosshairs Of War 05/17/2008 10.0 4 0
254 Flies On Ted 05/25/2008 10.0 3 0
255 Flowers Never Lie (Except While Telling The Truth) 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
256 Following Polaris With Eyes On The Back Of My Head 06/04/2008 10.0 1 0
257 Following The Queen's Rules On The Trapping Of Flies 01/05/2008 10.0 2 0
258 Food For The Gods 12/16/2007 10.0 1 0
259 Fooled Again Into Believing Love Was Real 03/20/2007 10.0 1 0
260 Fools Never Get The Message 07/20/2008 9.3 7 1
261 For Happy Men Only 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
262 For Mum And Tara 05/01/2008 10.0 3 1
263 For Whom The Toll Booth Tolls 02/23/2007 10.0 1 0
264 Forever Joined Together At The Hip 07/09/2007 10.0 1 0
265 Fred As Read By Ted 03/20/2007 10.0 1 0
266 Frosty The Snowman A Victim Of Global Warming 11/26/2007 10.0 1 0
267 Fruit Colored Condoms 01/08/2009 10.0 1 0
268 Fuzzy Eclectic Observances Of Forbidden Fruits 05/13/2008 10.0 4 0
269 Game Over 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
270 Gang Bangers 07/07/2007 10.0 1 0
271 Genius Like Insanity Is No Longer In Scientific Use 11/11/2007 10.0 1 0
272 Getting In Touch With One's Feminine Side 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
273 Give Me A Case Of Mexican Beer And A Pack Of Zig Zag 1.5's 06/22/2007 10.0 1 0
274 Giving Rosie A Ride On Constitution Street 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
275 Glamour Shots 07/09/2007 7.0 3 0
276 Gluttony 03/10/2008 10.0 1 1
277 Go Quietly And With A Poem In Your Heart My Love, My Love 11/11/2007 7.8 4 0
278 God Bless The Child Who Has His Own Jungle Home 12/28/2007 10.0 1 1
279 God Called And Wanted To Reschedule 07/13/2007 10.0 3 1
280 God Declared Dead By Default 10/05/2007 10.0 5 1
281 God's Hand Is A Cliff Parable 04/19/2007 10.0 2 0
282 Good Hair Days Ahead If Democrats Win 04/08/2008 10.0 1 0
283 Good Lord Could You Be Any Less Specific? 03/24/2008 10.0 1 0
284 Goodnight Gracie 02/07/2009 10.0 1 0
285 Government Cheese 02/07/2009 7.0 3 0
286 Grazing And A Good Cigar 02/19/2007 9.5 2 0
287 Greed 07/18/2008 10.0 8 0
288 Green Gods And Agnostic Readers Of Compost 02/23/2008 8.2 5 1
289 Growing Closer To That Final Day When Gravity Pulls Me Under 06/07/2008 10.0 1 0
290 Gusseted Body Bags Of Love 10/06/2007 10.0 2 0
291 Haiku #1 (From This Is Sea World Orlando Another Wasteland) 05/31/2007 10.0 1 0
292 Hakim 09/19/2007 7.0 3 0
293 Half Dead Fat Bastards Who Hate 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
294 Hammurabi Was Once King And Then His Wife Spoke 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
295 Harpooned From The Pulpit By Bishop Bly 12/22/2007 10.0 3 1
296 Hatred Sinks Like A Stone Or Like A Lady In A Fat Suit 06/03/2007 10.0 1 0
297 Have You See That Damn Commercial For Head On? 05/31/2007 10.0 1 0
298 Having Finished Painting The Basement Stairs Golden 12/10/2008 10.0 4 1
299 He Gave His Life For Freedom 07/16/2007 10.0 3 1
300 He Learned To Play The Lute One Heavenly Day 08/28/2007 10.0 1 0
301 He Loves Her Bacon 05/18/2008 10.0 3 0
302 He Used To Catch Fish But Now He Goes To The Market 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
303 Hemp Headed Epiphany 10/28/2007 10.0 5 0
304 Hen Pecked 07/23/2008 10.0 6 0
305 Her Laundry List 02/09/2007 10.0 1 0
306 Her Pain And Anger Has Its Own Zipcode 11/11/2007 9.4 7 0
307 Hey Buddy Have You Got The Time Asked The Senator From Idahoe 08/30/2007 10.0 2 0
308 Hillbilly Heaven 07/19/2008 10.0 4 0
309 Hinzooism 07/23/2008 10.0 4 0
310 His Goal Had Always Been To Out Live Senator Robert Byrd Who Was Thirty One Years His Senior 08/03/2007 10.0 2 1
311 Ho Chi Minh Voyeur 01/06/2008 10.0 1 0
312 Home At Last 04/10/2008 10.0 1 0
313 Homeless Man Dies From Eating Tainted Pet Food 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
314 Homo Erect Us With A Complex 04/26/2008 9.0 3 0
315 Honesttwogod.Com 06/19/2007 10.0 1 0
316 Hook Me Up To The Morphine Pump- Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
317 Hot Tracks Can'T Change The Facts That People Aren'T The Cause Of Global Warming 07/09/2007 10.0 3 0
318 How Much Time Is No Time? 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
319 How To Avoid Any And All Comparisons 05/29/2007 10.0 1 0
320 How To Obtain A Confession With 20 Gallons Of Water Or Less 07/23/2008 10.0 3 0
321 How To Write A Poem In Under Two Minutes 04/30/2008 10.0 1 0
322 Hunting Al- Qaeda 05/01/2008 10.0 2 0
323 I Believe Growing Old May Get Ugly But Dying Young Sucks 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
324 I Call Him My Friend 10/28/2007 9.2 5 0
325 I Can'T Write Every Day 05/29/2007 10.0 1 1
326 I Didn’t Send Home Dead; I Sent Home Dead Heroes….. 08/08/2008 10.0 3 0
327 I Didn'T Live For Over Two Hundred Years To Die In Your Arms 05/22/2007 10.0 1 0
328 I Don'T Do Weddings, Funerals Or Reunions Because Someone Always Dies 05/29/2007 10.0 1 0
329 I Don'T Like Skin Headed Men With Nose Rings Who Take A Swing A My Little Girl...Now Get Out Of Town 08/07/2007 10.0 3 0
330 I Flipped A Coin And It Landed On It's Side 08/22/2007 10.0 4 1
331 I Give You The Right To Dislike Me As Long As I Don'T Have To Approve 07/23/2008 10.0 4 0
332 I Have Joy 09/16/2007 10.0 1 1
333 I Haven'T Been Getting Enough Exorcise 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
334 I Inhaled....Some Good Some Bad 05/14/2007 10.0 2 0
335 I Like Big Butts 06/16/2007 8.0 3 0
336 I Like Long Walks On The Beach And Sunsets 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
337 I Live Next Door To A Madman 02/06/2007 10.0 2 0
338 I Love Red State Women 06/19/2007 10.0 1 0
339 I Love The Smell Of Fresh Cut Grass And Dog Shit In The Morning 04/24/2007 10.0 4 0
340 I Love You / Σ α ς α γ α π ώ 02/12/2007 9.6 5 2
341 I Offer My Throat 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
342 I Only Offered Her A Ride Officer 02/03/2007 9.0 1 0
343 I Remember The Year I Quit Climbing Trees 03/31/2008 10.0 2 1
344 I Strangled The Life Out Of Everything 04/21/2007 10.0 2 0
345 I Wanna Be A Victim Like Everyone Else 05/25/2007 10.0 1 1
346 I Want More Than Anything To Live To Fight Another Day 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
347 I Want To Be Cremated So I Can'T Return From The Dead 09/15/2007 10.0 2 1
348 I Want To Climb Those Long Legs 02/17/2007 10.0 2 0
349 I Will Be A Better Man Because Of It...(Horse Manure) 06/13/2007 7.0 3 0
350 I Wrote A Poem About God Today 10/25/2007 9.0 3 0
351 I'D Rather Have A Dream Then Live Out Their Nightmare 08/08/2007 10.0 1 1
352 If Hell Exist It Can'T Be Hell Enough For Men Like Him 04/24/2007 10.0 1 0
353 If Looks Could Kill 05/12/2007 10.0 1 0
354 If The Shoe Fits Man Will Then Try To Silence The Tongue 11/24/2007 10.0 4 0
355 If Your God Tells You To Hate Any People, Tell Him To Go To Hell 04/11/2008 10.0 3 0
356 I'Ll See You And Raise You, Wino's Run To Place Or I'M Betting On The Devil Getting His Share Of The Action 05/29/2007 10.0 1 0
357 I'M No Robert Frost And This Ain'T The Berlin Wall 08/03/2007 10.0 3 7
358 I'M No Rod Mckuen And So My First Book Was Rejected Just Like My Second Book 08/30/2007 10.0 5 0
359 I'M So Damn Easy! ~but Not A Slut About It- I Beg With Dignity 02/05/2007 9.7 3 1
360 In Boxers You Can Scratch Your Nuts 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
361 In The Halls Of Congress 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
362 In The Name Of God And Country 01/12/2008 7.8 4 0
363 Incremental Shame 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
364 Indigenous 09/28/2008 10.0 1 0
365 Interpreting Dreams/ Pork Butts 01/06/2008 10.0 2 0
366 Inverse Functions Of Time And Space As They Apply To Coughing Up Phlegm 03/21/2007 8.0 1 0
367 Iraq Is No Vietnam 05/21/2007 5.5 4 1
368 Is Death A Beautiful Lady? 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
369 Is It Real? 01/06/2008 10.0 1 0
370 Is There A Doctor In Either House? (Washington Politics) 02/06/2007 9.0 1 1
371 Is There Incest In The Obama Family? 09/28/2008 -- 0 0
372 It All Comes Down To This 04/11/2007 10.0 1 0
373 It Depends What The Meaning Of Is Is 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
374 It Is A Good Day To Die Said The Old Man To The Sky 07/20/2007 10.0 5 0
375 It Should Be Illegal For Anyone To Be Allowed To Have This Much Fun… 06/08/2008 7.8 4 0
376 It's A War Not A Homicide 03/11/2007 8.0 2 0
377 It's The Cure That Kills You 05/01/2008 10.0 2 0
378 It's True You Will Go Blind 11/26/2008 10.0 1 0
379 It's Wrong To Take Joy In Someone Else's Pain 05/08/2007 10.0 1 1
380 I'Ve Always Been A Haberdasher's Nightmare 07/06/2007 10.0 1 0
381 Jack's Giant Epiphany That God Just Might Not Care About Your Money 09/06/2007 10.0 5 1
382 Jive Poetry And The Poet Authorities 02/16/2007 10.0 1 0
383 Katie Couric Has Just Been Charged In The Murder Of Cbs Evening World News 03/19/2007 10.0 3 0
384 Kats And Doggs 02/19/2008 10.0 1 0
385 Kicking It Up Their Wazoo.... 01/26/2008 10.0 1 0
386 Kiss Of Certain Death 12/07/2007 10.0 1 0
387 Kitchen Talk 01/02/2008 10.0 2 0
388 Kool-Aid Bottled For Mass Consumption 11/24/2007 10.0 1 0
389 Kudos, Dittos And The Indifference Of Dildos 11/10/2007 10.0 2 0
390 Lady Al Qaeda 09/07/2007 8.8 4 0
391 Lamian Lamentations 11/29/2007 10.0 1 2
392 Left Handed Compliments Don'T Hurt Me- Rev. Clean Version 07/09/2008 10.0 2 0
393 Liberal Arts 07/09/2008 10.0 2 0
394 Liberal Blogger 04/04/2007 10.0 1 0
395 Liberals Vs Conservatives Dance Contest-Bush Wins 02/22/2008 10.0 1 0
396 Life Is But A Song 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
397 Life Of The Married Living Dead 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
398 Light Years Of Verse 09/21/2008 9.7 6 0
399 Like A Bull In A China Shop Breaking Wind 05/29/2007 10.0 2 2
400 Lint 12/02/2008 10.0 1 0
401 Lions, Tigers And Let's Not Forget The Apes 11/22/2007 10.0 2 0
402 Liposucks 06/08/2007 10.0 1 0
403 Little Smiles After The Rains 04/08/2008 10.0 3 0
404 Living With A Pimp 12/28/2007 9.7 3 0
405 Living, Loving And Dealing With Alzheimer’s 06/06/2008 10.0 4 0
406 Lola Plays Sharky For All The Money 11/08/2007 10.0 2 1
407 Looney Tunes 02/07/2008 10.0 3 0
408 Loose Hips Sink Ships 12/08/2007 10.0 1 0
409 Love Is A Non Sequitur 06/11/2007 10.0 1 0
410 Love Poison 04/08/2008 10.0 1 0
411 Love Requires Some Lower Expectations 06/29/2007 10.0 4 2
412 Love Stains 10/27/2007 10.0 2 0
413 Loyal Lap Dogs Of The Left 10/19/2007 7.0 3 0
414 Lumpy Sauce And Cold Broccoli 01/28/2008 10.0 2 0
415 Luscinia 09/29/2008 9.7 7 1
416 Lycanthropy May Be Storm Related - Look Out Little Red Riding Hood 02/18/2007 10.0 2 0
417 Mai Li 02/09/2008 10.0 3 0
418 Man Of Constant Sorrows... 04/28/2008 10.0 3 0
419 Managed Menageries 10/25/2007 9.3 7 0
420 Mansfield, Ohio 01/05/2009 10.0 2 0
421 Married Forever And Still Playing By The Rules 07/02/2007 9.7 3 0
422 May The Bird Of Paradise..... 08/03/2008 10.0 3 0
423 Meat Pies With Brown Eyes And Pug Noses 09/04/2007 10.0 2 0
424 Medusas Wild So You Better Know When To Hold Or Fold Her 02/18/2007 7.3 3 0
425 Men Don'T Marry Strippers For The Conversation 02/09/2008 10.0 1 0
426 Men, Unless You Are Dying To Be Convicted 10/28/2007 10.0 1 0
427 Mentoring 4 Hour Erections In A Motel 6 12/15/2008 10.0 1 0
428 Mersey Maggie Was Navigable By Oceangoing Vessels 09/01/2007 10.0 2 0
429 Mesa Chow 09/16/2008 10.0 1 0
430 Mexico Here We Come 06/08/2007 9.5 4 0
431 Michael Jackson Who Did Your Nose? 08/29/2007 10.0 1 1
432 Million $ Lemmings In The Form Of A Business Plan 12/25/2008 10.0 2 0
433 Mirrorball 10/08/2007 10.0 1 0
434 Missing In Action 02/18/2007 10.0 5 5
435 Missing In Action- Free At Last 05/30/2008 10.0 1 0
436 Missing In Action Part 3 “another Even Bigger Lie” 05/28/2008 10.0 3 0
437 Missing In Action Part 4 “will We Ever Learn” 05/28/2008 10.0 1 0
438 Missing In Action Part 5 “no Hope, No Change, No Plan, Vote None Of The Above” 05/29/2008 10.0 1 0
439 Missing In Action. Part 2 “the Big Lie” 05/28/2008 10.0 3 0
440 Missing In Action/ Just Like Love 05/30/2008 10.0 1 0
441 Moonshine Over Miami 07/13/2007 10.0 2 0
442 Most Good People Get To Die In Their Sleep / In Loving Memory Of Cedar Gay 08/30/2007 10.0 4 0
443 Mother At 84 12/25/2008 8.7 3 0
444 Mpds Or I'M The Clown In A Strait Jacket 06/09/2007 10.0 2 0
445 Mums The Word 10/01/2007 10.0 2 0
446 Muses Aren'T Always Beautiful 08/09/2007 10.0 5 0
447 My Apologies To Any Innocent Jackasses I May Offend 05/12/2007 10.0 1 0
448 My Compost Piles Of Poems 02/05/2007 10.0 2 0
449 My Father's Chain Of Command/ He Took No Prisoners 07/15/2007 10.0 3 0
450 My Inner Room 05/30/2007 10.0 1 0
451 My Life In A Word Or Two 08/09/2007 10.0 3 1
452 My Love Is Forever The Critic 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
453 My Old Dog Named Puddles That Can'T Hold Her Water 01/05/2008 10.0 2 0
454 My Wife Left Me On Mother's Day, Guess I'M All Grown Up 05/11/2008 10.0 3 0
455 Naked Eighty Year Old Women Are Not Weapons Of Mass Destruction 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
456 Names You Seldom See Used In The Same Sentence 08/08/2007 10.0 1 0
457 Napolean Caught Tapping His Foot In A Men's Restroom 01/12/2008 10.0 1 1
458 Napoleon Complex And Compelled 08/27/2007 10.0 1 0
459 Necro Management 07/12/2007 10.0 1 0
460 Never Could Accept She Was Last Year's Model 05/17/2008 10.0 2 0
461 Nightmare On A Dead End Path To Hell 01/13/2008 10.0 3 0
462 No Flies On Yoko 09/03/2007 7.8 4 0
463 No Need To State The Obvious....But 10/06/2007 10.0 1 0
464 No News Would Be Good News 04/27/2008 10.0 3 0
465 No Respect 02/09/2007 5.5 2 0
466 Nosferatu's Transfusions Of Eternal Love 06/10/2007 10.0 2 0
467 Not A Song By The Dave Clark Five (Bits And Pieces) 02/17/2008 10.0 1 0
468 Not Another Pizza 04/25/2007 10.0 1 0
469 Nothing Say's Lovin' Like Something From The Oven 12/09/2007 10.0 1 1
470 Nothing Say's Peace Like Victory 05/22/2007 10.0 1 0
471 Nude Photos 09/11/2008 10.0 2 1
472 Nut - The Egyptian Goddess Of The Sky - Aka The Moon Goddess Of Ph-Aka Beautiful Dreamer 07/15/2007 10.0 2 0
473 O' That One Miracle Might Fall-Pt In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 10.0 4 0
474 Odd Jobs And Beer 11/14/2008 10.0 1 0
475 Offshore Water Boarding 02/09/2009 10.0 1 0
476 Oh 06/06/2007 10.0 1 0
477 Oil Could Reach $500.00 A Barrel And Death Tolls Could Rise In The Millions If Global Warming Isn'T Stopped 03/16/2008 9.3 3 0
478 Old Fart 05/15/2007 10.0 1 1
479 Old Flag Waving Bastards 06/21/2007 10.0 1 0
480 Old People 'R' Us 08/09/2007 9.0 2 0
481 Old Soldiers Never Die They Are Just Counted Among The Dead 03/18/2007 10.0 1 0
482 Old Time Rock And Roller By The Name Of Lola 05/16/2008 10.0 1 1
483 On A Highway Outside Of Starling (Part 1) Retreat But Not Surrender 10/04/2007 10.0 2 0
484 On A Highway Outside Of Starling (Part 2) Born Again Morning Not In Mourning 10/05/2007 10.0 3 0
485 On A Poet's Notice 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
486 On Being Dumbed Down 06/22/2007 6.0 4 1
487 On Myself 06/06/2008 10.0 3 0
488 On Oprah And Other False Prophets (Whose Name Begins With O) 01/19/2009 6.5 4 0
489 On This Memorial Day....Victor Charles, I Remember You 05/27/2007 10.0 2 1
490 Once A Liar...Not Always A Liar.... 05/21/2007 10.0 1 0
491 One Final Lesson On Learning To Swim 10/21/2007 8.5 4 0
492 One Morning I Woke Up With This Tonsured Head And Had Left The Monastery 07/14/2007 10.0 3 0
493 Only One Day Left To Live 05/26/2007 10.0 1 0
494 Open Bar For Agnostics 08/18/2008 10.0 5 0
495 Ophelia Takes The Mad Poet Home 08/03/2007 10.0 3 1
496 Oppressive Expressionistic Poetry For The Sake Of Art 03/17/2008 10.0 3 1
497 Or 06/27/2007 10.0 1 0
498 Oral Enema For Potty Mouth 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
499 Organ Donor 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
500 Osama Bin Laden Goes Blonde...And Is Dumber Than Britney Spears 09/11/2007 10.0 1 0
501 Other Than Reproducing What Do Yellow Jackets Do? 05/25/2008 10.0 1 0
502 Our Asses Grow Wide While Waiting On The Right Time 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
503 Our Father In Heaven Please Save Our Daughter From Herself 10/12/2007 10.0 4 0
504 Our Tendency To Hate Happy People 09/10/2007 7.8 5 0
505 Over Slept 05/24/2008 10.0 2 0
506 Over The Hills And Through The Woods To Grandmother's..We Go 11/20/2007 10.0 1 0
507 Pain = Pleasure? 02/09/2007 10.0 1 1
508 Paparazzi Di 12/22/2007 10.0 3 0
509 Pass The Hot Sauce Please 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
510 Peacemaker's Epigram 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
511 Peach Fuzz 07/12/2008 10.0 5 0
512 Peniaphobia 05/14/2008 10.0 3 0
513 Perverted Justice 06/04/2007 7.0 3 0
514 Pet Stalkers 09/11/2007 10.0 1 0
515 Peta Studies Yoko Ono Without Fur 11/06/2007 10.0 1 0
516 Peyote Dreams 02/18/2007 9.5 2 0
517 Phil Bart Kills Me 07/29/2007 9.2 5 0
518 Picture Perfect Ending To A Suck Ass Day 06/28/2007 10.0 3 1
519 Pigeons Aren'T The Only Obstructionist 08/10/2007 10.0 1 0
520 Pizza Disguised As Porn 06/28/2008 10.0 2 1
521 Pizza Porn 06/26/2008 10.0 4 0
522 Places Where We Are Free To Dream 07/24/2008 10.0 5 0
523 Platitudes From A Bartenders Guide To Life 06/08/2007 10.0 1 0
524 Please Proceed To The Under Ground Bunker Directly Over Your Head... 05/12/2008 10.0 4 0
525 Plumb Dumb 07/09/2008 10.0 2 0
526 Poems That Are Trite, Childish And Overly Simplistic 04/09/2008 10.0 1 0
527 Poetic Justice? 12/09/2007 10.0 1 0
528 Poetry Is Not Dead, Only Sobering Up From A Century Of Heavy Drinking 05/01/2008 10.0 1 0
529 Pottymouth Tinkles Like A Slow Bladder 08/30/2007 7.0 3 0
530 Praise God For Indoor Plumbing And More 11/27/2007 10.0 1 0
531 Prayer For A Hungry Soul 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
532 Prayers Of Perdition 12/06/2007 10.0 1 1
533 Praying The Bastard Lives Forever 03/13/2008 8.3 3 0
534 Precipitating Circumstances 10/27/2007 10.0 4 0
535 Profit Mohammad 04/25/2008 10.0 1 0
536 Progenies Of Our Creative Efforts...Or How To Control Vermin 04/26/2008 10.0 3 0
537 Proverb Of Delusional Grandeur 04/30/2008 10.0 1 0
538 Proximate Words Of Good And Evil 11/10/2007 10.0 3 0
539 Pub Of Perdition 05/24/2008 10.0 4 0
540 Pub.....Lished 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
541 Published Post-Its 12/27/2007 10.0 2 0
542 Purple Bunny Count 12/13/2008 10.0 1 0
543 Purple Haze Daze 06/19/2007 10.0 1 0
544 Queen Bee-She Stings Them And They Beg For More 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
545 Questioned 06/05/2008 7.8 8 0
546 Rabid Frog With Wart Lips-Pt In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 10.0 2 0
547 Raw Naked Feelings Revealed 12/02/2007 10.0 1 0
548 Real Food 07/09/2008 10.0 2 0
549 Real Men Still Won'T Eat Quiche Unless She's Naked 04/21/2008 10.0 1 0
550 Reflections Of George Soros...Or George Orwell? 05/21/2007 7.3 4 1
551 Refrigerate After Opening 10/21/2008 10.0 1 0
552 Remorse Over Savings Spent 01/28/2008 10.0 1 0
553 Resisting My Temptation To Spike The Lemonade 06/08/2008 10.0 2 0
554 Retirement Plans Pt.2 If The Cost Of Gas Keeps Going Higher 05/28/2008 10.0 2 0
555 Robin Hood Or The Sheriff Of Nottingham....This Ain'T Sherwood Forrest 05/27/2007 10.0 1 0
556 Rod Mckuen Groupies 07/23/2008 10.0 3 0
557 Romeo, Oh Romeo, Juliet My Juliet 02/16/2007 10.0 2 1
558 Romeo's Lament For The Death Of Teutonic Poetry 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
559 Rosie And Imus Sitting In A Tree... The World Has Found The Wmd's 04/25/2007 10.0 1 0
560 Rules Of Grammar And Nakedness Concealed Behind The A And The T 10/06/2007 10.0 5 1
561 Rush Limbaugh Tosses Hat Into 2008 Presidential Elections 10/25/2007 10.0 1 0
562 Rush Limbaugh, Keep Tazing Them Bro! 03/05/2009 10.0 1 0
563 Sacrificator Of Poetic Form 04/21/2008 10.0 2 0
564 Santa And The Boogyman 03/17/2007 10.0 1 0
565 Schmoozing With The Concept Of An Eternal Life 03/24/2008 7.0 2 0
566 Seafood And Eat It 07/20/2008 10.0 4 0
567 Sell Before Next Tuesday-Pt. In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 9.8 4 0
568 Send Me A Note And Let Me Know You'Re Alright 02/16/2007 10.0 1 0
569 Sequence Comparison Between Species 10/17/2008 10.0 4 1
570 Serositis From Love 03/16/2007 10.0 1 0
571 Sharing Birthdays And War Stories 04/28/2008 10.0 3 0
572 She Called Me A Fag But I'M Really An Anthropophagite 11/10/2007 8.7 3 0
573 She Caws For Help But Her Only Friends Have All Flown 11/11/2007 10.0 3 0
574 She Enjoys Long Walks On The Beach And..... 05/04/2008 9.5 6 0
575 She Gives Him A New Reason To Live Even If He Is Butt Ugly 02/15/2007 10.0 1 0
576 She Had The Lips Of Marilyn, The Hips Of Elvis And The Brain Of Oz's Scarecrow 08/16/2007 10.0 2 1
577 She Is An Aesthetic Cultivator Of Cannabis 02/13/2007 10.0 1 0
578 She Is My Sugar Dumpling And I Am The Imported Cinnamon 11/26/2008 10.0 3 0
579 She Kisses Every Frog In The Hopes Of Finding A Prince 06/04/2007 10.0 3 0
580 She May Be Just Another Red State Woman But She Knows What Time It Is 07/14/2007 10.0 2 1
581 She Never Forgets Where I Parked The Car 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
582 She Said 07/12/2007 10.0 2 0
583 She Swallows 06/03/2007 10.0 2 0
584 She Told Me To Get The Heck Out Of Her Poem 02/19/2007 10.0 1 1
585 She Wants Me To Live Long Enough To Die Healthy 03/02/2007 10.0 2 0
586 She Was A Hybrid Flower; I Was Only A Weed In Her Garden 02/16/2007 10.0 1 0
587 She Was An Editor Who Fancied Herself A Poet 02/05/2007 7.5 2 0
588 She's A Copy Writer 01/18/2008 10.0 1 0
589 She's My $5000.00 Dollar Baby....But She Ain'T Pretty 10/07/2007 6.1 7 0
590 Short Timer 11/26/2008 10.0 1 0
591 Shpilkes (Yiddish For Ants In The Pants) 11/26/2007 10.0 1 0
592 Shrimp Size Confidence 01/15/2009 10.0 1 0
593 Shrimp Sized Confidence 01/29/2009 8.5 2 0
594 Sign In Please 12/12/2007 10.0 2 0
595 Sign Of The Fish 03/28/2008 10.0 2 0
596 Simple Expressions Of Gratitude 07/23/2008 10.0 3 0
597 Six Thousand Seven Hundred And Forty Four Is Such A Sad Number 05/30/2007 7.0 3 0
598 Sleeping Nude And Without My Monkey 07/11/2007 9.8 4 0
599 Sleeping On A Blade Of Grass 07/17/2008 10.0 8 2
600 Slight Of Hand 06/10/2007 8.3 3 0
601 Smoke Signals 10/15/2007 10.0 3 0
602 Smoking Banana Peels 05/15/2008 10.0 3 0
603 Smoking Gun 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
604 Snowing In Baghdad 01/11/2008 10.0 1 0
605 So Much For Becoming A Vegan 05/20/2008 10.0 2 0
606 So Sue Me Because I Believe: In Protest Of Censorship 05/15/2007 10.0 1 0
607 Soap On A Rope 04/30/2008 10.0 3 0
608 Soap On More Than A Rope 02/13/2007 10.0 1 0
609 Society Of Friends 04/06/2008 10.0 1 0
610 Soclose 08/09/2007 10.0 1 0
611 Some Animals Are Easier Trained Than Others, And Some Just Have A Need To Feed 10/11/2009 10.0 1 0
612 Some Animals Are Easier Trained Than Others/ Some Only Have The Need To Feed 02/03/2007 10.0 1 0
613 Some Days It's Not Worth Chewing Through Your Restraints 07/26/2008 10.0 2 0
614 Some Jackass Calls For The Assassination Of Rush Limbaugh...What's He Gonna Use An Elephant Gun? 07/11/2007 10.0 3 1
615 Someone Hand God A Bar Of Soap To Wash Out My Filthy Mouth 06/20/2007 10.0 2 0
616 Someone Set The Cake On Fire 11/27/2007 10.0 1 0
617 Someone Told Her Children Will Starve In China 02/03/2007 10.0 1 1
618 Speechless Promises Delivered And Wept 10/08/2007 10.0 1 0
619 Speed Trap Catches Old Man Behaving 60 In A 40 01/15/2009 10.0 3 0
620 Spun Tales Of A Boy's Childhood Put Into Proper Context 08/30/2007 9.0 6 0
621 Start Running 05/23/2007 10.0 1 0
622 Stays And Runaways 05/11/2008 10.0 2 0
623 Still Waters Deep In Thought 05/14/2008 10.0 3 0
624 Stinking Thinking And Censorship 06/25/2008 10.0 2 0
625 Stranded On A Deserted Island In The Middle Of Miami 04/04/2007 10.0 2 0
626 Succotash 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
627 Suicidal Squirrels 01/05/2009 10.0 1 0
628 Suicide Bombers Are Cowards 11/14/2007 10.0 2 0
629 Super Sized And Supervised At Fifty Five....The Hazards Of Eating Processed Cheese Foods..... 09/03/2007 10.0 3 1
630 Superficial Dna 02/11/2008 10.0 1 0
631 Surrogate Soul Mates 12/05/2007 10.0 1 0
632 Swimming In Brazil 04/23/2007 10.0 1 0
633 Swimming Lessons In Life 02/05/2007 10.0 1 1
634 Tagged And Bagged One Nightmarish Evening While Driving Home Embalmed 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
635 Ted Is Dead Or In The Very Least Decomposing 05/21/2009 -- 0 0
636 Tequila Hangover 01/15/2009 6.0 1 0
637 Terrorist Have A Social Disease 04/06/2007 10.0 1 0
638 Thank God We Have A Republic And Not Government By The Majority 02/03/2007 9.0 2 0
639 That Sucking Sound One Hears 02/04/2007 9.5 2 0
640 The 300 Pound Box Of Chocolates In The Room 02/13/2008 10.0 1 0
641 The Adynamic Aspects Of Living Beyond Your Time 12/10/2007 9.6 5 1
642 The Aerobics Of Improving The Body's Use Of Oxygen 05/15/2008 7.3 3 0
643 The Aesthetic Faculties Of An American Icon 07/11/2007 10.0 4 0
644 The All American Kitten Squad 06/01/2007 10.0 1 1
645 The Anatomy Of Cynical Criticisim 04/13/2008 10.0 1 0
646 The Audubon Society Of Homeless 08/16/2007 10.0 3 0
647 The Beauty Of A Perfect Whore 05/08/2008 10.0 2 0
648 The Best Cure For Curled Toes 02/13/2007 10.0 1 1
649 The Bio Hazards Of Sleazy Hotels And Cheap Booze 11/25/2007 10.0 2 0
650 The Birds Get Fifty Points For Hitting The Hood Of A Clean Car And 100 Bonus Points If They Spray The Windshield 10/10/2007 10.0 2 1
651 The Brain Weevil 07/21/2007 10.0 4 0
652 The Business Of Emotions 10/28/2007 10.0 4 0
653 The Case Of The Beamed Up Man In Apt 11b 09/15/2007 10.0 4 0
654 The Cockroach Left No Instructions As To Its Final Remains 07/02/2007 10.0 1 0
655 The Cockroaches Are Still Thirsting 02/03/2007 10.0 1 0
656 The Color Of Perfect 12/06/2007 10.0 1 0
657 The Critic’s Society Of Poetic Genius 10/01/2007 8.8 10 1
658 The Culinary Delights Of A Red State Woman's Love And Commitment W/ Velveeta's ® Secret Ingredient 08/07/2007 10.0 1 0
659 The Curse Of Mary Shelly 11/25/2007 10.0 2 0
660 The Devil Had Blocked The Doors 06/28/2007 10.0 1 0
661 The Devil Is A Lady 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
662 The Devil Is In The Details 03/29/2008 10.0 2 0
663 The Difference Between A Hero And A Zero 02/09/2007 8.5 2 0
664 The Difference Between A Rock And A Tree 10/13/2008 9.4 5 0
665 The Dummy Who Wanted To Grow Up To Be A Real Live Poet 03/24/2008 10.0 1 0
666 The Effects Of Inhaling Second Hand Smoke While Standing Next To Someone With A Joint In Their Hand 05/23/2007 10.0 2 0
667 The Elite Geniuses Of America's Political Wisdom 06/01/2007 7.7 3 0
668 The Emancipation Of Fear And Loathing 02/17/2008 10.0 1 0
669 The Emperor Has No Clothes...By Hands Atheist Lewinsky 11/18/2007 9.0 5 0
670 The Environmental Cleansing Of Souls Where Birds Of A Feather Flock Together 01/30/2008 10.0 1 0
671 The Ex Wife From Hell 06/30/2007 10.0 3 1
672 The Fetishes You Seek 07/13/2008 10.0 3 0
673 The Flatter The Shape Of An Onion The Sweeter The Juice 07/15/2007 10.0 2 0
674 The Forum Of Golden Showers 08/12/2007 10.0 3 0
675 The Ganja Logic Of The Sixties Is Alive And Still Stoned In 2007 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
676 The Garrulous Wind With Whom I Am Friends 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
677 The Genius Of Being A Dumb Animal (Like A Horse For Instance) 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
678 The Gravitational Pull On A Lonely Heart 04/03/2007 10.0 1 0
679 The Guilt Of Receiving Government Cheese 04/28/2007 10.0 1 0
680 The Hazards Of Being A Dad 02/10/2008 10.0 2 0
681 The Incompetence Of A Near Sighted Incubus 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
682 The Insidious Verbalizations Of A 'Pissonyou' Bird 06/26/2007 9.5 6 2
683 The Killing Fields Of Poetry 09/03/2007 10.0 2 0
684 The Larger Lung Capacity Of Having Your Original Teeth 02/03/2009 10.0 1 0
685 The Late Payments On Youthful Bliss 07/01/2007 10.0 4 0
686 The Liberal Equivalent Of War 05/12/2007 10.0 2 0
687 The Lord Of Flies 06/26/2007 10.0 2 0
688 The Mad Poet Get's His Wings 08/03/2007 9.2 5 0
689 The More We Learn The Less We Know For Sure 01/12/2008 10.0 3 0
690 The Mortal Dreams Of Someday Being King Or It Sucks To Be King 05/25/2007 9.0 2 0
691 The Musings Of A Future Dead Poet 02/12/2007 10.0 2 0
692 The Need To Be Right - Left Him Alone 02/04/2007 10.0 2 0
693 The Needs Of The Many... 02/09/2008 10.0 2 0
694 The Ocker Is Left Eating With Flies 09/01/2007 10.0 5 0
695 The Onomatopoetic Sounds She Makes While Slurping My Words 02/19/2007 10.0 2 0
696 The Opposable Thumbs And Thoughts Of Conservatism 02/23/2009 10.0 1 0
697 The Pharisees Dog Ate My Homework 02/06/2008 9.8 4 0
698 The Poem That I Have Yet To Write 11/11/2007 10.0 5 0
699 The Politics Of Being A Fly On The Wall 11/26/2007 9.0 2 0
700 The Politics Of Government Cheese Burgers 06/21/2007 10.0 4 0
701 The Post Mortem Blues Of A Vietnam Vet 02/02/2007 8.5 2 0
702 The Poverty Of Forgetting Your Dreams 08/22/2007 10.0 2 0
703 The Power Of Prayer When Applied To The Theory Of Relativity 06/24/2007 10.0 2 0
704 The Prayer Of Fear Or Why Can'T We Just All Get Along... 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
705 The Pros And Cons Of Marital Dependency 06/07/2008 8.2 5 0
706 The Prose And Cons Of Having A Cockroach As A Friend 09/04/2007 10.0 4 0
707 The Reason I Drink......Is To Remember 03/17/2007 10.0 1 0
708 The Reassignment Of Our Guilt In Today's Pc World 04/27/2007 10.0 1 0
709 The Results Of The Latest Bird Poll Are In...Hillary Wins 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
710 The Revolution Of A Rabid And Zealot Dog 12/15/2007 10.0 2 0
711 The Right For One To Write 02/16/2007 10.0 1 0
712 The Rules Of Engagment As They Apply To A Chicken Little 08/09/2007 10.0 1 0
713 The Segmentation Of Hillary Clinton's Mammary....Or A Separation In The Democratic Party 08/05/2007 8.4 5 1
714 The Senseless Loss Of One's Virginity 12/08/2007 10.0 3 1
715 The Slow Painless Death Of America 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
716 The Sound Of No One Coming 10/27/2007 10.0 1 1
717 The Sound Of Nuts Cracking 12/06/2007 10.0 4 0
718 The Story Of The Grasshopper And The Old Man Mowing The Lawn 05/12/2007 10.0 2 0
719 The Surgery Of Building Roads 02/10/2009 10.0 1 0
720 The Survival Of The Greek Alphabet 09/11/2008 10.0 1 0
721 The Thinking Man 09/13/2008 10.0 5 0
722 The Unfairness Of An Aborted Life 05/17/2008 10.0 4 0
723 The Usual Suspects Of A Left Wing Conspiracy 03/16/2007 10.0 2 0
724 The Way Mary Votes So Goes The Lamb 04/29/2008 7.3 3 0
725 The Wing Of A Fruit Bat And A Hair On The Head Of A Poet Are Homologous 08/12/2007 10.0 3 0
726 The Wizard Behind The Curtain 08/17/2008 10.0 5 0
727 The Yellow Ones Kick But! 06/25/2008 10.0 3 0
728 There Are The Demons We Know And Those We Don'T Want To Know 07/04/2007 10.0 2 0
729 There Is A Communist Under Her Bed 02/18/2007 10.0 2 0
730 There Is Less Urine In Mexican Beer Than Is In Your Tap Water...Or So They Claim 06/22/2007 10.0 2 0
731 There Is Nothing Like Flying Over The Handlebars Of A Schwinn 03/01/2007 10.0 4 2
732 They All Claim To Love Poetry 07/18/2008 10.0 3 0
733 They Profess To Love God Yet Teach Their Children To Hate 03/21/2007 8.2 5 0
734 Thin The Herd 03/17/2007 10.0 2 0
735 Third Eye Taking Inventory 02/11/2007 10.0 2 0
736 This Afraid Of Aging Thing Has Gone To Far! 02/13/2007 8.3 3 1
737 This Just In! Family Of Caribou Found Squashed By A Carbon Footprint 08/05/2007 10.0 4 0
738 This Room 02/19/2007 10.0 2 0
739 This, My Favorite Day Of The Year 12/26/2007 10.0 4 0
740 Those 5: 27am Gmt Corollaries 11/21/2007 10.0 3 0
741 Thou Shall Not Covet 06/30/2008 10.0 3 0
742 Thoughts Of An Abandoned Derelict 02/15/2007 9.5 2 0
743 Three Dead Amigos 02/09/2009 10.0 1 0
744 Three Squirrels, One Bag Of Nuts 02/19/2007 7.0 3 0
745 Tin Cups Or Collection Trays..... 02/15/2007 10.0 2 0
746 Tiptoeing In The Cracks Where I Am Still Free 04/28/2007 10.0 2 0
747 To You Who Declared Me Dead 12/10/2007 10.0 3 0
748 Too Hot To Build A Fire 08/08/2008 10.0 5 0
749 Touché; The Current Rate Of Exchange For A Pound Of Flesh 04/26/2008 7.8 4 0
750 Tough Love And Salted Tears Of No Fear 03/23/2008 10.0 3 0
751 Tropics Of Capricorn And Cancer 02/09/2009 9.0 3 0
752 Truth And Fiction And So Much Bullshit 09/01/2007 10.0 2 1
753 Turn On The Lights So I Can Find It 02/26/2008 10.0 2 0
754 Two Birds Walked Into A Bar 05/20/2008 10.0 4 0
755 Two Dead Withthree Injured In Cemetery Road Accident 07/22/2007 10.0 4 0
756 Two Inches Shorter On Top 02/01/2008 10.0 2 0
757 Two Very Different Days (Both Spent In The Rain) 07/23/2008 10.0 4 0
758 Tyke 05/14/2008 10.0 4 0
759 Unchaster 02/09/2008 10.0 2 0
760 Unlimited Long Distance For Under Thirty Dollars 05/12/2007 10.0 2 0
761 Up Close And Impersonal 02/28/2007 10.0 3 0
762 Using Good Sense In A Free Market System 10/07/2007 10.0 2 0
763 Utah Me Pa? 06/08/2008 10.0 3 0
764 Utilizing His Second Amendment Rights To Own A Gun 04/12/2008 10.0 2 0
765 Validating My Erections 07/10/2007 8.8 6 0
766 Vatican Prepaid Calling Card 06/28/2008 8.7 7 0
767 Veggie Burgerettes 06/08/2008 8.2 5 0
768 Velveeta ® Was Used Without The Expressed Permission Of The Kraft Foods Co. 06/28/2007 10.0 6 0
769 Verbose Gibberish 02/10/2007 7.3 3 0
770 Vérité Au Pouvoir/ Truth To Power 06/28/2008 10.0 2 0
771 Viagra Blew Me 01/15/2009 7.4 7 0
772 Vichyssoise 10/25/2007 10.0 3 0
773 Victory Everyday 04/09/2008 9.0 3 0
774 Victory Is But A Compilation Of Improbabilities 04/09/2008 10.0 2 0
775 Vindictive Little Propugner 07/12/2008 10.0 4 0
776 Virgins All Lie About Paradise 02/15/2007 8.3 4 0
777 Voids Which Can Never Be Filled 09/13/2007 10.0 3 1
778 Voodoo To You Too 02/12/2007 10.0 2 0
779 Waking Up At One A.M. To P And Let The Dog Out For A Drink 05/01/2008 10.0 3 0
780 Walking Rufus 06/27/2008 10.0 2 0
781 War Is Hell 02/03/2007 9.5 2 0
782 War Is Hell But Peace Is A Bitch In A House Full Of Sick Whores 08/28/2007 9.8 5 1
783 War Of The Dead 09/15/2007 9.3 3 1
784 War Zoned 11/05/2007 10.0 4 0
785 Warren Piece 02/16/2007 10.0 2 0
786 Was That The Idea? 10/10/2007 9.3 3 0
787 Water Works Wonders 02/12/2007 10.0 2 0
788 Ways Of Checking Out Without The Pain Of Saying Goodbye 07/21/2007 10.0 4 0
789 We All Have To Sit In The Back Of The Bus Sometimes In Order To Get To Where We'Re Going.. 03/27/2008 10.0 3 0
790 We Are Birds Of A Feather 02/25/2007 10.0 2 0
791 We Are Doomed To Repeat History /A Recipe For War 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
792 We Aren'T In Kansas Anymore 02/02/2007 10.0 2 0
793 We Have It Covered 02/19/2007 10.0 2 0
794 We Held A Garage Sale And All They Wanted Was The Car 05/05/2007 8.8 4 2
795 We Were The Perfect Match....Once 10/06/2007 10.0 2 1
796 We Will All Be Good Niggers 04/25/2007 7.0 3 1
797 We Will All Need A Full Metal Jacket Or A Full Body Condom 02/18/2007 9.0 2 1
798 Weenie Nation 06/16/2007 7.4 5 0
799 We'Re All Just Ordinary Geniuses 07/09/2007 10.0 2 1
800 What Do They Put In The Kool-Aid? 06/08/2008 10.0 2 0
801 What He Doesn'T Know Won'T Hurt Him Either 04/12/2008 10.0 3 0
802 What If The Lights Never Come Back On? 02/17/2007 10.0 2 0
803 What If The War In Iraq Is Winnable? 08/08/2007 10.0 2 0
804 What The Eyes Fail To Surmise The Heart Will Eventually Recognize 05/08/2008 10.0 3 0
805 What The Flowers Saw 04/22/2008 10.0 2 0
806 When A Blind Man Asks For Directions.... 12/28/2007 10.0 4 0
807 When Do Two Halves Of A Person Equal A Whole? 02/08/2007 9.7 3 1
808 When God Calls Upon Deaf Ears-Part In A Series Of Poems Leading To My Death 09/30/2007 10.0 4 1
809 When God Gives You Nothing But Zombies...Open A Restaurant 01/13/2008 10.0 2 0
810 When I Awoke There Was A Black Helicopter Flying Over My House 08/08/2007 10.0 2 0
811 When I Get Hot I'M Not....Dirty Thoughts On A Steaming Hot Dog Day Of Summer 08/07/2007 10.0 2 0
812 When Life Is For The Birds 04/11/2008 10.0 3 0
813 When Nine Out Of Ten Experts Agree 07/09/2007 10.0 2 1
814 When Pigs Fly 03/01/2008 8.8 6 0
815 When The Blind Man Says To You ' I See You'... Don'T Give Him A Dime 02/08/2007 10.0 2 1
816 When The Living Haunt The Dead 10/13/2007 10.0 8 1
817 When You Tell A Child The Dead Are Only Sleeping...It Turns Them Into Stephen King 02/16/2007 10.0 2 1
818 Where Are Today's Political Poets And Pro-Fishing Activist At? 03/17/2008 8.7 6 0
819 Where The Rubber Hits The Road 01/24/2008 10.0 3 0
820 White Guilt 01/26/2008 10.0 2 0
821 Who Caught Whom...A Shameless Plug For Mr. Wiffle Lures 05/10/2007 9.0 3 0
822 Who Crows First...The Egg Or The Omelet? 05/12/2008 10.0 5 0
823 Who Killed Me? 09/20/2007 10.0 5 2
824 Wholy Moley 11/24/2007 10.0 2 0
825 Why I Drink Cheap Wine 01/05/2008 9.0 3 1
826 Why Ships Are Named After Women 02/03/2007 9.0 2 0
827 Why There Are Serial Killers And Priest 02/11/2008 8.3 3 0
828 Why Today Should Be Both Mother's And Father's Day 05/13/2007 9.5 4 1
829 Wild Twang You Make My Heart Sing...You Make Everything....Harder 07/11/2007 10.0 3 0
830 Wisdom 01/29/2009 10.0 2 0
831 Wise Words From Someone Who Will Eventually Pass On 08/29/2007 10.0 3 1
832 With Very Wet Lips 07/09/2008 8.9 8 1
833 Wolfman 02/06/2007 8.7 3 0
834 Wolves Bearing Flowers And Reciting Poetry 01/11/2008 10.0 5 0
835 Women Know That Old Men Have A Bad Aim 08/04/2007 10.0 4 0
836 Women Who Love Peanut Butter 12/28/2007 9.3 3 0
837 X Marks The Spot 11/10/2007 10.0 2 0
838 Yahweh 05/01/2007 10.0 2 1
839 Years Of Beauty Sleep 06/29/2007 10.0 3 0
840 Yoga For Dummies 02/05/2007 10.0 2 0
841 You Can Never Exterminate Everything Or Everyone No Matter What The Global Warming Crowd Claims Is True 03/17/2007 9.5 2 0
842 You Keep My Glass Full 02/21/2008 8.7 7 1
843 Your First Novel And Your Last~ Entitled / Maggots Ate My Homework 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
844 Your Money Is No Good Here 02/02/2007 10.0 2 0
845 Zero Was Erased By A Fine Looking Ten 08/11/2007 9.0 3 0
846 Zig Zags Rolling Another One 07/23/2008 10.0 2 0
847 Zombie 151 02/02/2007 7.8 4 0
848 Zoroaster 02/03/2007 10.0 3 0
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