The Corporate Champs
Biography of The Corporate Champs
is an anthropologist and zoologist in a corporate jungle.
The Corporate Champs's Works:
Coming soon: The Corporate Jungle
The Corporate Champs Poems
*the Korpurut Jungle ~ A Collection Of P...
~a book a survival guide a collection of poems and anything conceivable
The Hungry Tiger On His Cubicle
Hunger is the best sauce they say
To Tame The Tiger
Taming the Tiger, is my additional task in the corporate jungle Taking extra careful That the tiger won’t eat or bite my hands
The Animals Wear Prada
This is not a version of the novel or movie about Andy and Miranda but this is about the different personalities here in the office, a typical office of the Corporate Jungle
Weird Classification Of Overseas Workers
WEIRD CLASSIFICATION of OFWs… just for fun
The Deceitful Hyena
This Hyena seems friendly. Though it is fake
What's On My Desk (Corporate Jungle)
Some say that you can read a person's character slash personality by observing what's on his/her desk or room... I don't totally agree but maybe we can interpret some characters of a person like if you see a picture of an American hero or an American flag in a desk, you can conclude that the person is an American... or if you can see a cigarette on one's desk, you may conclude that the person is a smoker...
Mr. Did In The Corporate Jungle
I’m wondering as to why Mr. Did will get near here in my office every time he talks to someone in his mobile. I’m not sure if it’s to impress to me his English communication skills as he said it to me(even though I didn't ask) that he is a communication engineering graduate of American University of B. It is just strange to talk loudly to someone in the mobile and inside here in the office. He has an office also and I just wonder why he walks and walks till he reaches the office I’m occupying and talk in a very loud voice like talking slash using a telecan or telelata to someone from one mountain to another.
The Dog-Eat-Dog World Of The Corporate J...
I observe that in every corporate jungle, some animals tend to eat their own kind.
The Copper Rule Of The Corporate Jungle
When the tigers will bring their carcasses and poop their waste matters; they expect others to clean it for them. Of course the tigers don’t know how to the clean their surroundings. They only know how to lick their own furs.
The Ego-Maniac In The Jungle
This ego maniac Obsess to be praise
Life With Mr. Did
Mr. Did is an annoying guy who always starts his conversation with a question. Did you blah blah blah?
A Taste Of Life In The Corporate Jungle
A Taste of Silence in the Korpurut Jungle This afternoon has been a silent afternoon in the Korpurut jungle. The reason why it’s a silent afternoon is Mr. Chabelita is on vacation.
1. Many Thanks
These poems came into my mind as I’m contemplating of my life in a corporate jungle.
I’ve been into five different jungles but there are common denominations of the jungle I’ve been into.
The best so far was working in an American jungle but left it because of Spanish influenza.
Different jungles, but similar characteristics of the different floras and faunas…
I would like to thank the species who ignited me to write these poems, especially those who show rare animalistic behavior in