Thomas Phelps

Rookie [Tom Phelps] (July 4th 1934 / Tynewydd, Rhondda valley, South Wales, U.K.)

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The Right-Sided Diet

I made a dietary breakthrough the other day
Although it won't help mankind in any big way,
Or womankind either, if it comes to that,
It's about a problem I have with a bit too much fat.

I need a right-sided diet, but I haven't found one yet
Although I spent a week surfing the internet.
Our pharmacist said, 'No, I haven't got one of those.'
And he either laughed or had a tickle up his nose.

I wrote to the top chemists explaining what I lack,
But none of them have sent an answer back.
Well, I don't mind if the world laughs at me,
I need a right-sided ...

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