Top 100 Poems About: FUNNY
Top 100 Poems on / about
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1.Casey At The Bat
The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game. read more »Ernest Lawrence Thayer
2.Sonnet 130: My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like The Sun
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. read more »William Shakespeare
3.A Noiseless Patient Spider
A noiseless, patient spider,
I mark’d, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
Mark’d how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
It launch’d forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself; read more »Walt Whitman
4.On The Ning Nang Nong
On the Ning Nang Nong
Where the Cows go Bong!
and the monkeys all say BOO!
There's a Nong Nang Ning read more »Spike Milligan
Elephants are contagious!
Be careful how you tread.
An Elephant that's been trodden on
Should be confined to bed! read more »Spike Milligan
Say Bazonka every day
That's what my grandma used to say
It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
And both your elbows free from glue. read more »Spike Milligan
The Vulture eats between his meals,
And that's the reason why
He very, very, rarely feels
As well as you and I. read more »Hilaire Belloc
8.Funny—to Be A Century
Funny—to be a Century—
And see the People—going by— read more »Emily Dickinson
9.A Song From The Suds
Queen of my tub, I merrily sing,
While the white foam raises high,
And sturdily wash, and rinse, and wring,
And fasten the clothes to dry; read more »Louisa May Alcott
10.Afternoon In School The Last Lesson
When will the bell ring, and end this weariness?
How long have they tugged the leash, and strained apart
My pack of unruly hounds: I cannot start read more »David Herbert Lawrence
BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
Waiting in a hot tureen! read more »Lewis Carroll
12.How Doth The Little Crocodile...
How doth the little crocodile
Improve his shining tail,
And pour the waters of the Nile
On every golden scale! read more »Lewis Carroll