Top 100 Poems About: FUNNY

In this page, poems on / about “funny” are listed.
  • 1.
    Casey At The Bat

    The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Mudville nine that day;
    The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play,
    And then when Cooney died at first, and Barrows did the same,
    A pall-like silence fell upon the patrons of the game. read more »

    Ernest Lawrence Thayer
  • 2.
    Sonnet 130: My Mistress' Eyes Are Nothing Like The Sun

    My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
    Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
    If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
    If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. read more »

    William Shakespeare
  • 3.
    A Noiseless Patient Spider

    A noiseless, patient spider,
    I mark’d, where, on a little promontory, it stood, isolated;
    Mark’d how, to explore the vacant, vast surrounding,
    It launch’d forth filament, filament, filament, out of itself; read more »

    Walt Whitman
  • 4.
    On The Ning Nang Nong

    On the Ning Nang Nong
    Where the Cows go Bong!
    and the monkeys all say BOO!
    There's a Nong Nang Ning read more »

    Spike Milligan
  • 5.

    Elephants are contagious!
    Be careful how you tread.
    An Elephant that's been trodden on
    Should be confined to bed! read more »

    Spike Milligan
  • 6.

    Say Bazonka every day
    That's what my grandma used to say
    It keeps at bay the Asian Flu'
    And both your elbows free from glue. read more »

    Spike Milligan
  • 7.
    The Vulture

    The Vulture eats between his meals,
    And that's the reason why
    He very, very, rarely feels
    As well as you and I. read more »

    Hilaire Belloc
  • 8.
    Funny—to Be A Century


    Funny—to be a Century—
    And see the People—going by— read more »

    Emily Dickinson
  • 9.
    A Song From The Suds

    Queen of my tub, I merrily sing,
    While the white foam raises high,
    And sturdily wash, and rinse, and wring,
    And fasten the clothes to dry; read more »

    Louisa May Alcott
  • 10.
    Afternoon In School The Last Lesson

    When will the bell ring, and end this weariness?
    How long have they tugged the leash, and strained apart
    My pack of unruly hounds: I cannot start read more »

    David Herbert Lawrence
  • 11.
    Beautiful Soup

    BEAUTIFUL Soup, so rich and green,
    Waiting in a hot tureen! read more »

    Lewis Carroll
  • 12.
    How Doth The Little Crocodile...

    How doth the little crocodile
    Improve his shining tail,
    And pour the waters of the Nile
    On every golden scale! read more »

    Lewis Carroll
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