torn rip Poems

Hello there. Please step inside. I am Mr Hooo. Who you might ask? Why that is my name. I don't like the ordinary, it so very the same.

See my large hat, ten feet, yes twelve feet tall. A kangaroo gave it to me while under a ball. He said he found it upside down while visiting his friend Dr. Fish in town, who lives in an apple tree, with branches of three, make that seven, don't you see?
I run in circles, barking like a duck. Yes a duck I said, someone please give me a truck. A truck for my dog Marvin to push down the street. He really enjoys it, it tickles his feet.
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