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Mr. Hooo And His Crazy Adventures

Hello there. Please step inside. I am Mr Hooo. Who you might ask? Why that is my name. I don't like the ordinary, it so very the same.

See my large hat, ten feet, yes twelve feet tall. A kangaroo gave it to me while under a ball. He said he found it upside down while visiting his friend Dr. Fish in town, who lives in an apple tree, with branches of three, make that seven, don't you see?
I run in circles, barking like a duck. Yes a duck I said, someone please give me a truck. A truck for my dog Marvin to push down the street. He really enjoys it, it tickles his feet.
What, might you ask? This all sounds so funny. Well wait till you meet Joe the Bunny
But now my elephant I must see. He's around here somewhere, now where could he be?
He's yellow and square. He wears a toupee. It was made by a whale that lives in the sea, on top of the ocean, in a small palm tree.

It's all very normal, at least in our house, where everyone is a bit whacky, except for the mouse, who sits all day, eating bananas and watching the house. One time the house up and ran away. We found it sitting on a park bench wanting to play. Bad house, he said. Are you talking to me? No the mouse said, I'm speaking to the walrus in the coconut tree.
We drive into town, backwards of course. So if you see me coming your way, might I be going, or is it the other way?
So thank you for coming, it's been a treat
As you leave please close the window and be sure to dirty your feet.

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