Trade Martin (USA)

poet Trade Martin

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Visitors of the poet

Number of visitors of the poet’s mainpage in PoemHunter.Com

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Date Hits
05/30/2012 Wednesday 210
49%
05/29/2012 Tuesday 234
54%
05/28/2012 Monday 124
29%
05/27/2012 Sunday 159
37%
05/26/2012 Saturday 269
63%
05/25/2012 Friday 113
26%
05/24/2012 Thursday 143
33%
05/23/2012 Wednesday 218
51%
05/22/2012 Tuesday 106
24%
05/21/2012 Monday 128
30%
05/20/2012 Sunday 67
15%
05/19/2012 Saturday 94
22%
05/18/2012 Friday 176
41%
05/17/2012 Thursday 156
36%
05/16/2012 Wednesday 271
63%
05/15/2012 Tuesday 96
22%
05/14/2012 Monday 159
37%
05/13/2012 Sunday 185
43%
05/12/2012 Saturday 426
100%
05/11/2012 Friday 157
36%

Reader rating & num.of MyPoemList’s

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# Poem Title Submit Date Reader Rating Num.of MyPoemList’s
Rating Num.R.
1 ##########~~~~>>>> "BIRTHDAY JAM, BIRTHDAY JAM" <<<<~~~~#############***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 1
2 ####$$$~~~> “MICRO-POETRY DEMONSTRATED” ####$$$>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****(((<< 04/05/2007 -- 0 1
3 ####%%>> “BACK WITH THE BURGER BABY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
4 ####> “PLEASE DO NOT READ OR COMMENT” (Joke) <####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
5 ####>>> “THERE’S A CHILL IN THE AIR” <<<####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 09/14/2007 -- 0 0
6 ###%%%~~> “IF GOD CAN HEAR ME” (Please comfort the parents) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********((((<<<+ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
7 ###))) > “SWEET IS THE LOVE IN MY HEART” <(((###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
8 ###~~~~>> “EVIL VAMPIRE CHRISTMAS” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#@#@#@#@ 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
9 ###> “Batman Rides The Cisco Kid” (Predator rodeo) <### 01/29/2007 -- 0 0
10 ###>>> “STORM BLOWS A BUTTERFLY” <<<###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/15/2007 -- 0 0
11 #$#$>> “SITUATION OF SEXUAL SADNESS” (Rated X-X-X) >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
12 #*#*#*>> “EPITAPH ON MY TOMB” <<*#*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/17/2008 -- 0 0
13 #*#*)))) >>> "WHOREMASTER" <<<((((*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
14 #@#@~~~~>>> “GRANDMA OF PEACE” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~~~~~((((<<< 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
15 #@#@< “EVIL KING WACKADOO” (Terrorist elimination threat) >@#@# 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
16 #@#@> “IN THE RED BLOOD OF THE BEAST” (Vampires) <@#@#**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 2
17 #@#@> “ON THE STREETS OF THE MILKY WAY” <@#@#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
18 #> “SCARE WEAR” (Haiku) <# 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
19 #>#>+<#< “IF I LOST YOU” (I MIGHT LOSE MY MIND) >#>#>+<#*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/15/2008 -- 0 0
20 #>> “I Get All Sexed Up” (Haiku) <<# 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
21 $#@#$#@ “BLUE< BLUE< I’M BLUE< SO BLUE” @#$#@#$ 02/17/2007 -- 0 0
22 $#@>>>* “VOODOO CURSE OF CHRISTMAS” *<<<@#$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/03/2008 -- 0 0
23 $$ “Moron Contest” (Big prizes) $$ 08/19/2006 -- 0 1
24 $$ “Osama’s Been Accused Of Steroid Use” $$ - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 1
25 $$ “Owl Seeks Euthanasia Expert” $$ (Unbelievable) 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
26 $$ “Tax Free Bonds & IPOs For Islamic Fascists” $$ - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/06/2006 -- 0 1
27 $$ “The Horror Of Incompetence” $$ 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
28 $$$ “Post-Christmas Frostbite Syndrome” (Haiku) $$$ 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
29 $$$ “Return To Inbox”- Badda bing....! ! ! $$$ 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
30 $$$$##>>>“NEW ULTRA MICRO-POETRY RAGE” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******((((<<< 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
31 $$$$$$$$$$$$$> “COMMUNIST – COMMUNIST” <$$$$$$$$$$****************************************************************************************************>>>+++ 04/02/2010 -- 0 0
32 $$$$$$$$$$> “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE” <$$$$$$$$$$$**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
33 $$$$$$$$$>>>> “BITCH SLAP” <<<<$$$$$$$$$ <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>>> 04/26/2007 -- 0 1
34 $$$$$$$*** “HILLARY IS GREAT” ***$$$$$$$>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****(((<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
35 $$$$$$$~~~~~$$$> “Unless It’s Over $100,000,000, Don’t Contact Me' <$$$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$**************~~~~$$$ 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
36 $$$$$>>>>> “SARAH PALIN - SARAH PALIN” <<<<<$$$$$******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
37 $$$$^^^%%%> “WHAT WOULD HARRY REID & THE LEFT-WING DO”……? ? ? $$$%^%^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
38 $$$$^^^^***>>> “DOING SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS….? ? ? (Stop & question them….! ! !) <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****^^^? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
39 $$$$~~~>> “DOOM & GLOOMERS and the UNINSPIRED” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****(((<< 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
40 $$$$>> “POEM FOR THE POLITICALLY MALIGNANT” <<$$$ 03/04/2007 -- 0 0
41 $$$$>>> “PRESTIGIOUS POOPER-SCOOPER AWARD RECIPIENTS” <<<$$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
42 $$$$>>> “SAVE 15%” – Badda bing….! ! ! <<<$$$$ 03/09/2007 7.5 2 0
43 $$$$>>> **** “Barack & Hillary” **** <<<$$$$ 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
44 $$$$>>> “The Major Farce Of Global Warming” <<<$$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>+++ 07/25/2007 -- 0 1
45 $$$(((~~~ “FOOLS REVEALED ON POEMHUNTER” (Unbelievable….! ! !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*+*+*+*+ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
46 $$$^^^> “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
47 $$$^^^>>> “MY HEART AND SOUL IS SORRY” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
48 $$$~~~~~*>*> “BELA LUGOSI Vs. PELOSI” (Haiku) ***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```````^^^^`````*((( 04/04/2007 -- 0 1
49 $$$<< “They’ve Run Out Of Virgins In Heaven” >>$$$ 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
50 $$$> “MY ABSOLUTELY SUPER, AMAZING, INTERESTING, AWESOME VALENTINE”<<$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
51 $$$> “BITCH SLAP YO BABY” <$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$$ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
52 $$$> “MICKEY MOUSE & BOZO ENDORSED SASQUATCH” <$$$*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
53 $$$>> “Expert On The Ridiculous” - Badda bing....! ! ! <<$$$ 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
54 $$$>> “FREE, FREE, IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE” <<$$$ 02/20/2007 10.0 2 0
55 $$$>> “NEXT CHRISTMAS WILL BE SO GRAND” <<$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/07/2007 -- 0 0
56 $$$>>> “O. J. IS INNOCENT” <<<$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
57 $$$>>> “BE MY REHAB BABY” <<<$$$ (Sick stuff) 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
58 $$$>>> “SUBMIT YOUR POEM FOR CASH” <<<$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
59 $$$>>> “SWEET, SWEET, SUGAR MOMMY” <<<$$$**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 09/15/2008 -- 0 0
60 $$$>>>~~~ “Great News, UK Hostages Released” <~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
61 $$++> “DOESN’T JIMMY CARTER MAKE YOU PROUD'…? ? ? <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>++? ? ? 04/15/2008 -- 0 0
62 $$> “A Creatively Prosperous 2007 To All” (T.M. message) <$$ 12/31/2006 10.0 3 0
63 $$> “INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERVERT AWARDS” <$$******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>++++ 10/04/2007 -- 0 0
64 $$> “PROSPEROUS, POEMHUNTER POET’S PRAYER” <$$*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/31/2007 -- 0 0
65 $$>> “BABY’S GOT A BI**H OF A BOOTY” <<$$********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>>+++ 10/01/2007 -- 0 0
66 $%$%$>>>> “CHRISTMAS IN POEMLAND” <<<<$%$%$ 03/14/2007 6.0 1 1
67 $%$%>>> “GOOD BRAIN-BAD BRAIN” <<<%$%$ 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
68 $%> “It’s A-hole-ism” (Haiku) <%$ 11/01/2006 -- 0 0
69 $)) “Falling Down Vertically” // - Re: Dizziness from vertigo - (($ 09/06/2006 -- 0 1
70 $*$*$*> “GET TO HEAVEN, $29.99, ONE MONTH FREE” <*$*$*$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
71 $@$@>> “Pelosi, Boxer, Kennedy & Frank” <<@$@$ 01/13/2007 -- 0 0
72 $“URGENT REPLY NECESSARY” $ 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
73 $+ “NEVER STOP FIGHTIN' FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN” $+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$$ 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
74 $> “MISTER PRESIDENT – ‘GREAT CAR SALESMAN’ – APRIL FOOL” <$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
75 $>$>$>> “YOUR FUTURE IS IN DANGER” <<$<$<$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$ 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
76 '$200,000,000,000, Or More In Gold Bullion Only' (Solicitors) 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
77 % KING WACKADOO RIDES WITH PANCHO AND THE CISCO KID~~~~~~~###%%%~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
78 %#%#%#^^^*** >>> I Guess You Can Tell, I'm Extremely Aggravated Over This' <<<***^^^%#%#%#%#...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
79 %#%#>> “THE ART OF THE FART” (Tribute to J. Farter) <<#%#%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>> 08/16/2008 -- 0 0
80 %$#$% “*UCK, *UCK, *UCK, *UCK” %$#$% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>++++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
81 %$#$% +++ “SWEET CHRISTMAS INNOCENCE” +++ %$#$% 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
82 %$#%$#%$#> “L O L MADNESS” <#$%#$%#$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
83 %$#@! ~> “Doubt” <~! @#$% 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
84 %$#@>> “POETRY PEOPLE UNITE' <<@#$% 02/16/2007 -- 0 0
85 %$#@>>>+++ “EXORCISMLAND” +++<<<@#$% 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
86 %$#@>>>> “CASE CLOSED” <<<<@#$%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
87 %$$$>“POLONIUM THREAT”<$$$% 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
88 %$%$%> “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, OH LOVE, YOU ARE MY LOVE” <$%$%$%*********************************************************************************************>>>+++ 08/10/2009 -- 0 1
89 %$%$>>> “CHRISTMAS ON MARS” <<<$%$%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 12/03/2008 -- 0 0
90 %$%$>>> “THIS WAR IS NEVER-ENDING” <<<$%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>>>? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
91 %$%$>>> “THIS POEM IS FREE” <<<$%$%******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>> 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
92 %% “Myth Of The Mute Skeleton” %% 08/20/2006 -- 0 1
93 %% “RELIGION SWAP” %% 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
94 %%$> “METHANE AND CARBON DIOXIDE IN THE NIGHT” <$#@%+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
95 %%%$$$>>> ”Ahmadinejad Is A Good Person” <<<$$$%%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
96 %%%%%>>>>> “5-4-3-2-1- BANG” (Graphic) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
97 %%%%))) “BOUND IN A BIBLICAL BUBBLE” (((%%%% 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
98 %%%%^^^^%^%> “I’M SORRY-TRULY SORRY” (Deep apology poem) <<<~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~****************^^^^^^^^^^^^^^((((<< 04/20/2007 -- 0 4
99 %%%%>>> “POET WANTED FOR EXECUTIVE DENTAL ASSISTANT JOB (PART TIME) ” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
100 %%%**)) “NEGATIVE ENERGY POEM” ((**%%%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
101 %%%*** “TITLE IS DRIFTING IN SPACE” ***%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
102 %%%^^*** “GULP IT DOWN” ***^^%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
103 %%%> “SEXY, SEXY, SEXY” (Pre-natal & restricted) <%%%*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
104 %%%>> “SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION” <<%%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>%%% 10/18/2007 -- 0 0
105 %%%>>))) “SORRY DON’T CUT IT” (((<<%%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
106 %%%>>> “B**** A** NAKED” <<<%%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>%%% 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
107 %%%>>> “DESTINATION OBLIVION” <<<%%%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
108 %%%>>> “KING WACKADOO CHALLENGES YOU” <<<%%% 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
109 %%%>>> “This Loved-Starved Planet” <<<%%% (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 1
110 %%%'The Cisco Kid Rides The Grey Wandering Ghost' %%% (Wow...! ! !) 01/29/2007 -- 0 0
111 %%((> “Relaxed Christmas” <((%% 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
112 %%==> “I ALWAYS LOSE THE TOSS” <==%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>+++ 10/07/2007 -- 0 0
113 %%> “SCHOLAR WINS POEMHUNTER PUSSY PIECE PRIZE” <%%***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>%%%% 10/13/2007 -- 0 0
114 %%> “I Write A Christmas Poem For You” <%% 11/27/2006 -- 0 1
115 %%>“Dyslexic Kangaroo”<%% 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
116 %&%&**>> “I AM SASQUATCH” <<**&%&%>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
117 %&%&>> “Stop Sexin’ ‘Round You Fool” <<&%&% 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
118 %@%@%@$$ “WHERE YOU BE GOIN’ HOWLIN”? @%@%@% 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
119 %^%^>> “HILLARY EXCLAIMS, “I’M YOUR GIRL”….! ! ! <<^%^% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
120 %^&^%^&> “INSECURITY PLAGUES YOU” <&^%^&^%****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
121 %^^^%%“The Climax Fakers” (Beware) %%^^^% 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
122 ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - “MUSICAL MANIA” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
123 ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ > “MUSICALLY YOURS” < ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ”*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************<<<+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
124 &%$$*& “Near Death And Beer Breath Experience” &%$$*& 03/09/2007 -- 0 1
125 &%&%))) “LOTS OF LOSERS” (((%$%$>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
126 &&&$$$^^^>>> “PREMATURE EVACUATION” <<<^^^$$$&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
127 &&&&)))) >>> “MOMMAS AND GRANDMAS” <<<((((&&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
128 &&&&>>> “MENTAL REHAB…., FOR GOOD…, GOODBYE”….! ! ! <<<&&&& 03/16/2007 10.0 2 0
129 &&&)))) >> “GENIUS AND THE JACKASS” <<((((&&&~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
130 &&&*** “Ring The Sacred Bell For The First Noel” ***&&& 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
131 &&&***))) > “BULLS FERRY ROAD” <(((***&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
132 &&&++>> “Intelligent & Serious Jihadist Death Chant” <<++&&& 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
133 &&&> “Belated Valentine’s Day Fantasy Murder” <&&& 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
134 &&&>> “Oblique And Vague” <<&&& 01/20/2007 -- 0 0
135 &&^^! ! ! ~~> “LOVERS AND LOSERS” <++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
136 &^%$#***~~~> “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
137 &^%$&^%$ I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU &^%$&^%$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++ 04/27/2010 -- 0 0
138 &^%&^%> “GLOBAL WARMING IN MY HEART” <%$#%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
139 &^%*** “COSMIC DEATH OF LOVE” ***%^&>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
140 &^%^& “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” &^%^&>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
141 (#1) “MOON GODDESS OF ANGER” (a/k/a Lady Of The Lake) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
142 ((++)) > “NIGHT TIME FLIGHT” (Haiku) <((++)) 10/04/2006 -- 0 1
143 (****) “JIHADIST’S SACRED PRAYER” (****) - Badda bang...! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
144 (Adults only) “My Ultimate Dumbest Poem Yet” (Rated 3x’s XYZ) -Badda bang bing boom….! ! !) 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
145 (Bi-sexual version) “On Being A Slut” 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
146 (In the Devil's words) “SLEAZY SATAN’S SIX, SICK, SLIMY COMMANDMENTS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>> 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
147 (Newsflash) “SANTA FOUND FROZEN” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
148 (Poetry Game) “No Concept Or Subject” (How to join in) 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
149 (Two poems in one) > “GOD BLESS AMERICAN TROOPS AT CHRISTMAS”**********************************************>>>>+++ 12/25/2007 -- 0 0
150 (VALENTINE'S DAY) 'ROMANCE, EMOTION, PASSION, AND LOVE' 02/14/2012 -- 0 0
151 ) *) *) “Blue-White Snowflakes On A Lonely Christmas Eve” (*(*( 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
152 ) %% “Turkey Murders A Goose” – Badda bang….! ! ! %%( 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
153 ) *) *) *) “Candid Moron Discussion” (*(*(*( 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
154 ) ++ “Intimately Yours” ++( 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
155 ) += “Merry Mundane Monday On Friday” =+( 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
156 ) >> “Moral Oral Pleasure” <<( 10/07/2006 -- 0 1
157 )) + “Intimate Christmas Romance” +(( 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
158 )) > “Little Taste Of Wine” (Haiku) <(( 10/25/2006 -- 0 0
159 )) >** “Happy Intergalactic Alien Christmas” <<<~~~********~~~~~~~~~********++++$$$$? ? ? 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
160 ))) &&& “Come On, Let’s Not Love And They’ll Think We Did” &&&((( 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
161 ))) “Christmas Is Over” ((( 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
162 ))) “Christmas Please Come Back” ((( 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
163 ))) “If I Kill You, You Will Live” (Haiku) ((( 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
164 ))) “The Butterfly And The Evergreen’s Balls” ((( 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
165 ))) >> “IT’S OK TO BE SILLY” <<(((***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 04/25/2008 -- 0 0
166 ))) ##> “HOW TO HAVE A SEXY BITCH” <##(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
167 ))) %%% “Loan Arranger’s & Grey’s Hound Dog” %%%((( 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
168 ))) %%%%“Boomer, Doomer, Gloomer” %%%%((( 03/07/2007 10.0 1 0
169 ))) %%> “King Wackadoo Publicly Challenges Howlin’ Dervish” <%%((( 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
170 ))) ***)) “CHRISTMAS FANTASY” ((***((( 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
171 ))) ~ “Instantaneously” (Haiku) ~((( 10/02/2006 -- 0 1
172 ))) ~~~~~>> “King Wackadoo Whacks Howlin’ & Elvis” <<~~~~~~((( 03/13/2007 -- 0 0
173 ))) ~~> “CHRISTMAS OH CHRISTMAS” <~~((( 02/01/2007 10.0 1 4
174 ))) ++ “IRANIAN SPEEDBOATS SCARE OUR WARSHIPS” ++(((************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
175 ))) ++> “I PRAY GOD WILL TAKE ME FAST” <++(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>> 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
176 ))) +>“Nuts And Bolts Of Christmas”<+((( 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
177 ))) +'Dumb Dumb Doo Wop Is Dumb'+(((- (Boo du be doo) 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
178 ))) > “Jesus Returns…., Again..., To PoemHunter” (((< 03/04/2007 10.0 1 0
179 ))) >> “BIT*H FARTS CAN BE LETHAL” (WARNING) <<(((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
180 ))) >> “GLOBAL CLONING” <<((( 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
181 ))) >> “Great Poem Titles & Concepts Available” <<((( 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
182 ))) >>++ 'MANKIND'S FIGHTING POVERTY' ++<<(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>++ 02/27/2008 -- 0 0
183 ))) >>> “PIZZA FOR THE WORLD”- (Pizza For Peace) ….! ! ! <<<(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
184 ))) >>> “IF LOVE COULD SPEAK” <<<((( 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
185 ))) >>> “SICK HUMOR SEMINAR” <<<((( 02/21/2007 -- 0 0
186 ))) >>>***===> “EASTA EASTA PIZZA” (Italiano accent) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>### 04/05/2007 -- 0 1
187 )))) >>>>> “THANKSGIVING DAY PRAYER” <<<<<((((*******************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/24/2010 -- 0 0
188 )))) “Hey Guys…., Christmas Is Over” (((( 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
189 )))) >>> “PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I YAWN WHILE YOU APOLOGIZE” ((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
190 )))) ****^^^++> “PRAYER FOR ALL MANKIND ON CHRISTMAS”.((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************^*^*^*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
191 )))) ****+++ 'ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ((((<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
192 )))) ****>>> $ “JESUS JUICE” $<<<****((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
193 )))) ***> “THIS FIERY WORLD” (Haiku) <***((((>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
194 )))) ~~~~ “ENTIRE BIBLE REENACTMENT” (DVD RELEASE DATE UNDETERMINED) ***********************************>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
195 )))) +++ “FREE >SanFrancisco Morning Fog< OFFER” +++(((( 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
196 )))) +++ “SO SORRY I STOOD YOU UP” +++((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/23/2007 -- 0 0
197 )))) > “HAIR-RAISING, HAUNTED, HILLARY HALLOWEEN” <(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
198 )))) > “Osama’s Accused Of Steroid And Hair Color Use” <((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
199 )))) > “THE OLD GEEZER AND THE KUMQUAT” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <((((*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
200 )))) >> “GLOBAL CHANGE & CLIMATE WARMING EXPERT” <<(((((************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/30/2008 -- 0 0
201 )))) >> “If This Is The Real World” (Renew My Fantasy) <<(((( 02/18/2007 10.0 3 0
202 )))) >> “Mentally Unstable Christmas” <<(((( (Rated 'S' for sick....! ! !) 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
203 )))) >> “NUCLEAR POWERED POT HEAD” <<((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 03/05/2008 -- 0 0
204 )))) >>> “SENSUAL SHOOZY” <<<((((**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************>>>+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
205 )))) >>> “CERTIFIED MORON’S PRAYER” <<<((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>>+++ 12/19/2007 -- 0 0
206 )))) >>> “Clock The Turn Back Dummy” (Nightlight Spending) Dyslexic…! ! ! ((((<<< 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
207 )))) >>> “EVEN IF THEY TORTURE ME” <<<((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
208 )))) >>> “EXPERIMENTAL LONELINESS” <<<((((*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
209 )))) >>> “IT’S ALL OVER” (BREATHING NO MORE) <<<(((( 02/24/2007 10.0 2 0
210 )))) >>> “One Christmas Morning We Made Love” <<<(((( 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
211 )))) >>> “Snap Out Of The Trance People” ((((<<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
212 )))) >>> “THE BIG LIB DIDDLY SQUAT BEAT” <<<((((*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 03/13/2008 -- 0 0
213 )))) >>>“DON’T BITCH ME OUT BABY”<<<((((***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~>>>>((((( 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
214 )))) >>>+++ 'ROMANTIC DANCE' +++<<<(((( 03/15/2007 10.0 1 2
215 )))) >>>> “HOAX” <<<<(((((>>>> 'HOAX'<<<>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
216 ))))) +++ “The Day The Earth Was Destroyed” +++((((( 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
217 ))))) +++>>> 'INVITATION TO READ' <<<+++(((((********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 06/17/2010 -- 0 0
218 ))))) ===> “The Ugly Effeminate Terrorist” <===(((((<<<~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
219 ))))) >>> “GOD IS A HELL OF A MAN” <<<((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
220 ))))) >>> “JIHADISTS TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS IN THE U.S.” <<<((((( 10/03/2007 -- 0 0
221 ))))) >>> “LIBERAL AND LOOSE CHRISTMAS” <<<(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
222 ))))) >>>~~~~^^*** “Another Ho In The News” (((((>>>~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~**********(((((<<< 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
223 ))))) >>>+ “JOKE WITHOUT LAUGHTER” +<<<(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>? ? ? 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
224 ))))) >>>>> “VAMPIRE SLAM FEST” (Easter Sunday) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****((((>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 2
225 )))))) >> “LOVE AND MORE LOVE, VALENTINE’S DAY STYLE” <<((((((*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
226 )))))) >>> “MY LOVER IS A SATIRE OF SATIRES” <<<(((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 1
227 ))))))) >>>##>> “STUPIDITYLAND” <<##<<<((((((((****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 12/06/2008 -- 0 0
228 ))))))) >>>> “LOVE OUR LOVE” (LOL) <<<<((((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
229 )))))))))) >>> “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” <<<(((((((((((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
230 ))))))))))))) >> “VENTRILOQUIST ISLAND” <<(((((((((((((((****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
231 ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) “THEY CANCELED YOUR BIRTHDAY” (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**>>>+++ 01/12/2010 -- 0 0
232 * * * “I Am Guilty” (A sincere admission & apology) * * * 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
233 *&*&))) >>> “DROP THE BOMB, BABY” <<<(((&*&*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
234 *) > 'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' (Ultra-patriotic) <<(((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
235 ** “Bad, Filthy, Stinky, Lousy Time” ** 01/28/2007 10.0 1 0
236 ** “CONGRATULATIONS XXXXXXXX, YOU ARE NOT ON THE MORON LIST” **++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/02/2010 -- 0 0
237 ** “Flash Gordon, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#3) ** 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
238 ** 'Peace Meal' ** 08/13/2006 -- 0 1
239 **% “Tickle Me Moron” %** 11/14/2006 -- 0 0
240 *** “D’ANGELICO-MASTER ‘POET’ OF GUITAR MAKERS” *** 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
241 *** “GET IMMEDIATE HELP AFTER SCANNING THIS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
242 *** “Mutha Natecha Is A Mutha” (Mother Nature Is A Mother) *** 03/09/2007 8.0 1 1
243 *** “Names Of My Personal Favorite PoemHunter Poets” *** 02/25/2007 10.0 2 0
244 *** “OUT-OF-MY-MIND, VALENTINE” *** 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
245 *** “THE ART OF THE FART” (By H. Dervish) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************* 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
246 ***$$$ “IT’S THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (The new rage) $$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
247 ***$$$***$$$ “CAPITIALISM Verses SOCIALISM” $$$***$$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
248 ***$$+ “B.O. & SMOKER’S BREATH TURNS ME ON” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~******************++++====> 04/03/2007 -- 0 0
249 ***%% “COLD COUGHIN’ CHRISTMAS” %%*** 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
250 ***%&%>> “T.M.'s Candid Interview With Cupid” (Valentine’s Day) <<%$%(((************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
251 ***&^% “Christmas Tree UFO Abductions Reported” %^&*** 02/21/2007 -- 0 0
252 ***))) > “SANTA IS SAD” (Yes, another Christmas poem) <(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
253 ***))) >> “Al Qaeda Terrorists Endorse Speaker Pelosi’s Trip”>>>>~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~++++***(((<< 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
254 ***))) >> “PARIS RELEASED”....! ! ! ! <<(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/07/2007 -- 0 1
255 ***))) >>? ? “800 lb. Woman Falls, Collapses Building” ####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***++*+*! ! ! ! >> 04/04/2007 -- 0 1
256 ***))) >>>> “NATIONAL DEFENSE” <<<<(((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
257 ***)))) “KISSY-WISSY” ((((*** 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
258 ***)))) >>~~~~~~> “SAY GOODBYE TO NEXT CHRISTMAS” <~~~~~~<<(((((<<******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
259 **** “UNPROTECTED KARAOKE & DISCO” ****>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
260 **** “Boycott Trade Martin Today” **** (He's very bad....! ! !) 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
261 **** “GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE” **** +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**********************************>>>+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 0
262 **** “H*O*P*E*L*E*S*S C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S” **** >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/10/2007 -- 0 0
263 **** “HORSE CIRCUMCISION & CARBON OFFSETS” **** 03/07/2007 10.0 1 0
264 **** “INSRIRATION TO START YOUR DAY” ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/02/2007 -- 0 0
265 **** “S*C*H*M*U*C*K*O*I*D” **** >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 10/04/2008 -- 0 0
266 **** “SWEET CHRISTMAS IN THE MOONLIGHT” **** 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
267 **** SUBSTANCE ABUSE **** (Outragious) 02/07/2007 10.0 1 1
268 ****### “Global Warming to Snow Warning” ###**** 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
269 ****$$$ >>> “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
270 ****))) >>>>> 'BROOMATICUS' <<<<<(((**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/26/2008 -- 0 0
271 ****))) >>> “Lovin’ The Christmas Glow Of The Winter Snow” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****))) >>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 1
272 ****))) >>> “Poet’s Requiem Mass” (Farewell to Roberta) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************((( 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
273 ****)))) >> “FIRE BALLS IN THE SKY” <<((((****>>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
274 ***** “? ? ? ? ? ? ? -I’VE HAD IT-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” ***** 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
275 ***** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***** <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***(((<< 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
276 ***** M*A*N*I*F*E*S*T*A*T*I*O*N ***** >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
277 *****)))) >>> “ORANGE & CARNAGE” <<<((((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
278 *****)))))) “HILLARY’S DEMONIC LAUGH” ((((((******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
279 ****** “NUCLEAR RAINFALL” (HAIKU) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
280 ****** > “HER DEMISE WAS INEVITABLE” < ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
281 ************** “ROCK N’ ROLL NEVER REMEMBERS TO FORGET” *********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 0
282 ***************>>> “FOOLS” (A day made for you) <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
283 ***********>>>>>>++ “SNOW JOB” ++<<<<<<****************++++++++++++++++++++++++###########################*****************************>>>+++ 05/30/2009 -- 0 0
284 *********+++++>>>>~~~> “PEACE PITCH” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************((((<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
285 ********>> “BLOOD IN THE WATER” <<********>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+++++++++++++++++>>> 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
286 *******+++>> “SAINT PATRICK’S CELEBRATION” <<+++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/17/2010 -- 0 0
287 *******>>>+++ “EVIL RIVER OF BLOOD” +++<<<******* 03/23/2007 10.0 1 1
288 *******>>>> “PIZZA FOR CHRISTMAS” <<<<<**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
289 ******>>> “IMUS, YOU’RE FIRED” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$>> 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
290 ******>>>>> “BIRTHDAY LOVE” <<<<<*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
291 *****--? ? ? {{“PIZZA JESUS UNVEILED BY GERMAN SPY”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%$^%$^%$^>>>? ? ? 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
292 *****~~> “UFO SECRETS REVEALED” <~~***** (Haiku) 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
293 *****+++)))) >> “DIPLOMATIC GRANDMA” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
294 *****++++>>> “BIRTHDAY SEX” <<<++++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/13/2009 -- 0 1
295 *****+++>>> “BIRTHDAY KISS” <<<+++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 0
296 *****>>> ‘Bin Laden Screams, “I Am The Real Father” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
297 *****>>>> “WINDMILLS OF HIS NAIVE MIND” (FOOL’S FANTASY) <<<<<*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+++ 06/17/2010 -- 0 0
298 *****>>>>%%%%% “PRAYER IN THE SCHOOLYARD” <*********~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~((((<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
299 ****+**** “MARTIAN GLOBAL WARMING” ****+**** 03/02/2007 -- 0 0
300 ****+*+*>> “PERVERTED CLONE” - Badda-bing....! ! ! <<*+*+****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
301 ****++ SPECIAL (RECORDED LIVE) COLUMBUS DAY COMEDY ++*********************************************************>>>>>>++++********************* 10/08/2007 -- 0 0
302 ****+++> “A*L*I*E*N O*F D*E*A*T*H” <+++****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/19/2008 -- 0 0
303 ****>> “EMPTY PANT SUIT” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>(((<< 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
304 ****>> “IMPEACH PRESIDENT BUSH” <<**** 02/20/2007 -- 0 0
305 ****>>> “Don’t Bother Me Unless It’s Over $100,000,000” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>++++? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
306 ****>>> “LEGACY OF CONSISTENT FAILURES” <<<***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************>>>>+++ 08/06/2010 -- 0 0
307 ****>>> ~~~~~~~~~> “FAKEDOWN-SHAKEDOWN DANCE” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
308 ****>>> “C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S*S*Y” <<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/23/2007 -- 0 0
309 ****>>> “SPERM OF THE BLOODLESS CORPSE” <<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>> 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
310 ****>>>> “HOMELESS RAINDROP” <<<<**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
311 ***? >? >? >? > *** 03/03/2007 -- 0 0
312 ***^^^== “PLUCKING AND'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
313 ***~~~~~~~~~> “MERE MORTAL MAN” <~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*******************>>>+++ 07/13/2009 -- 0 0
314 ***~~~~>> *CELEBRATE+APRIL+FOOL’S+DAY* <<~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
315 ***~~~>>>))) “GOIN’ CHRISTMAS LOONEY TUNES” <<<~~~~~~*******~~~~~+++++++>>>>>>? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
316 ***~> “F+U+T+U+R+I+S+T+I+C D+R+E+A+M+L+A+N+D”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<<< 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
317 ***+++ “JESUS IN THE HONKY TONK” +++*** 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
318 ***>> “FEAR OF VICTORY” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~***********(((((<<< 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
319 ***>> “HEY BABY, DO YOU WORK OUT”…..? ? ? <<**~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 01/17/2008 -- 0 0
320 ***>>> “DOCTOR MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.” <<<*** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/23/2010 -- 0 0
321 ***>>> “FOUND A PAIR OF YOUR RED PANTIES” <<<***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 01/06/2008 -- 0 0
322 ***>>> “WONDROUS WEDDING PRAYER” <<<***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++>>>>? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 2
323 ***>>>))) > “WHIRLPOOL” <(((<<<*** +==================================~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*********>>>+++ 03/27/2008 -- 0 0
324 ***HOWLIN’ ENTERS PROTECTION PROGRAM <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** 03/30/2007 -- 0 0
325 **^^**===> “A Poem Emerging From The Depths Of Hell” <===***^^*** 03/09/2007 -- 0 0
326 *^)))) > “MOANIN’- GROANIN’ MOMMA” <((((^******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
327 *^*^(((>>> “BON’T BE A DITCH” <<<))) ^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
328 *^*^*^ “PREGNANT POEM” ^*^*^* 02/26/2007 -- 0 1
329 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^ 'ZOMBIEISM IS IN VOGUE' ^*^*^^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*************~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 01/12/2010 -- 0 0
330 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^~~~~~~> “Let’s Just Kill Each Other” ~~~~~? ? ? ? 03/24/2007 -- 0 0
331 *^*^*^++ “CURSE OF THE POET” ++^*^*^*>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
332 *^> “Power Of Heaven” <^* 08/11/2006 -- 0 1
333 *~~~~~> (OBAMA) “AUGUST FORTH, TWO-THOUSAND NINE” <~~~~~~*+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>+++ 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
334 *+*+*+*+> “A CHRISTMAS HAIKU” <+*+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/29/2007 -- 0 0
335 *+*+*+>>> “‘TIS A SWEET CHRISTMAS” <<<+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>+>+>>> 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
336 *< “I LOVE A THEREMIN” >* 08/10/2006 -- 0 1
337 *>*>*> “LOVE LIVES IN THE LIFE OF OUR LOVING LORD” <*<*<*<************************************************************>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
338 .................................................…..TRICKY +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************** 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
339 ''''''''////// >> 'DON'T DUMP ON MY FRIEND'S POEMS' << //////***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 1
340 ? ? “POEM SO MUNDANE, RHYMES IN VAIN, WITHOUT MEANING”? ? ***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
341 ? ? $$$$***))) >> “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********((((< 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
342 ? ? ? ....... “WHAT THE HELL IS IT”……? ? ? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 06/19/2008 -- 0 0
343 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? >>> “GET WITH IT BABY” <<>>+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
344 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 'WHY SHOULD OUR PRESIDENT CARE” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 03/12/2010 -- 0 0
345 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? >>> “SHOVEL-READY JOBS” <<>>+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
346 ? ? ? ? ? > “ARTIFICIAL TURMOIL AND FUN” (Lies) ? ? ? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
347 ? ? ? ? ? > “LOVE ATTACKS YOU LIKE A MAFIA SHAKEDOWN” >>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
348 ? ? ? ? ? >> “COCKADOODLE DOO AND-A PLOP, PLOP, PLOP” <<>>? ? ? ? ? 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
349 ? ? ? ? +++>>> “HOMELAND INSECURITY”? ? ? ? +++>>>****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/31/2009 -- 0 0
350 ? ? ? ? > “IT IS WHAT IT ISN’T” >>+++ 05/05/2008 -- 0 0
351 ? ? ? ? >>> “YOU GUESS THE TITLE” << 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
352 ? ? ? > “38 DEMOCRAT SENATORS VOTED AGAINST ENGLISH” >>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
353 ? ? ? > “BIGGEST LIB WILL CAREFULLY SNOWBOARD JIHADISTS” >>+++ 02/21/2008 -- 0 0
354 ? ? ? >>> “DUFFLE BAG BLUES” << 04/13/2008 -- 0 0
355 ? ? ? >>>***~~~~~> “LA-LA LAND” <<~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~>>>? ? ? 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
356 ? ? ?))))) >>? ? ? “WHO IS THE KILLER”? ? ? <<(((((? ? ? *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ? ? 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
357 ? ++? ? ? “WE AWAIT TWO THOUSAND NINE”? ? ? ++? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ? 01/01/2008 -- 0 0
358 @! @! @! @*** “A CHRISTMAS PARTY” ***@! @! @! @>************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>+++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
359 @#$%^&*> “BALLAD OF AN INVALID SALAD” <&^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
360 @#$%^&*> “SENSUAL SHOOZY” <*&^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
361 @#@#$$^^~~~ “MEMBER AREA” (Forum w/decorum) <<<*****+++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
362 @#@#>> “F***-F***-F***-FELL” <<#@#@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
363 @$@> “WHEN YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <@$@**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
364 @@**)) > “GREATEST INTELLECTUALS ON POEMHUNTER” <((@@*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
365 @@@@###? ? ? >> “RESURRECTION REINACTMENT RESCHEDULED”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++ 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
366 @@@@@ “JUICY, JUICY LOVE” (XXX romance) @@@@@***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
367 @@@@@@@)))) > “WHEN THE ARROGANT COME AROUND” <((((@@@@@@@@@@*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
368 @@@@@^^^>>>> “SEXED WHILE YOU TEXT” <<<<^^^@@@@@*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
369 @@@@> “The Culture Of Sexual Love” <@@@@ 03/19/2007 10.0 1 0
370 @@@@>>> “WINTER WILL ARRIVE AGAIN” <<<@@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
371 @@@@>>>? ? ? “HAPPY HALLOWEEN”? ? ? <<<@@@@**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
372 [! ! ] You have 1823 unread messages! - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/19/2006 -- 0 0
373 \\ “SEXUAL CULTURE” // 10/18/2006 -- 0 0
374 ^%$%^>> “HATE IS LIKE TRUTH” (for you) <<^%$%^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
375 ^%^%>> “THE REFLECTION OF CHRISTMAS LOVE” <<%^%^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
376 ^) ^) ^) ^) ++==> “NIPPLE EFFECT” <==++(^(^(^(^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
377 ^*^*))) “SORRY SITUATION OF SENSUAL SADNESS” (((*^*^ >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
378 ^*^*^* “HEY GUYS & GALS, IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY” ^*^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
379 ^*^*^* “ZOMBIES - ZOMBIES” *^*^*^ ~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! #$#$#$ 03/26/2007 -- 0 1
380 ^*^*^*^)))) >> ‘Go-Go-Girl Admits, “I slept with Big Foot”’ <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
381 ^*^*^*~~~~> “POETS FOR PEACE” (T.M.’s Ultimate Peace Poem) ~~~~~********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~**************((((<<< 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
382 ^^^))) > “SO MANY SONGS AND POEMS AGO” <(((^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 10/11/2007 -- 0 0
383 ^^^***^^^***>> “PIZZA FOR EASTER” >>>>^^^^^^^*****=======++++~~~~~~~~~> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
384 ^^^***^^^***>> “HIT ME BABY, HIT ME” <<***^^^***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
385 ^^^***^^^> “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE” <^^^***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/22/2010 -- 0 0
386 ^^^***>> “CLICK ON ME – CLICK ON ME” <<***^^^<<<~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~**********((((<< 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
387 ^^^*>> “POLL RESULTS > AMERICANS ARE BETTER DISHWASHER’S” <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>++++? ? ? ? 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
388 ^^^^%%%%> “BIRTHDAY LOVE” – Ba-Da-Bing <%%%%^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
389 ^^^^)))) > “BALL BEARING BABY BLUES” <((((^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
390 ^^^^))))) >> ***** “SILICONE SALLY” *****<<((((((^^^^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**************************~~~~~>>>+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
391 ^^^^****^^^~~~>> “TOUCHED BY THE LOVE OF SPRING” <<~~~~~******~~~~****~~~~****^^^^^^^^~~~~^*^*^*^*^*^*>>>>+++ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
392 ^^^^***~~~>>> “INTERNET INCREASES BRAVERY 1000%” <<<<~~~~~*****~~~~~~*****~~~~(((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
393 ^^^^***>>> “GRAND ‘OLE MOMS” (For Mother’s Day) ****^^^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
394 ^^^^^ “I LOVE MY GLOVE” – (Passionate & romantic) ^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
395 ^^^^^*** “GOD MAY BE THE DEVIL OF HEAVEN” ***^^^^^+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
396 ^^^^^***)))) >>> “CHRISTMAS POET” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^+*+*+*+*(((>>> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
397 ^^^^^*****>>> “IF CHRISTMAS NEVER COMES AGAIN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
398 ^^^^^^***&&>>> “BOP, BOP DOO WOP, A DOO WOP EASTER”==========~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ? 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
399 ^^^^^^^))))))))))))))) > “UNITED NATIONS” <(((((((((((((((((^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~>>>+++ 01/30/2010 -- 0 0
400 ^^^^^^^^^^ “WAR STRATEGY: BE GENTLE AND NICE” ^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/12/2009 -- 0 0
401 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>> “LOVE, STUPID LOVE” <<^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
402 ^^^^^^^>>> “TRAVESTY OF A WOUNDED SHIP” <<<^^^^^^^^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 12/08/2009 -- 0 0
403 ^^^^^~~~~^^^))) “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” ^^^***~~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~````~~>>> 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
404 ^^^^^~~~~~>>>> “HAPPY EASTER TO HOWLIN’ & ALDO”>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************(((((<< 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
405 ^^^^^>>>^^^>> “DEMON BEIN’” <<^^^<<<^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
406 ^^^^~~~~~<<< “Bird-Brained, Blues-Balls Bastard” >>>~~~~~^^^^ 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
407 ^^^^>>>+++ “HAVE A SUPER EASTER” +++<<<^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/04/2010 -- 0 0
408 ^^^~~~>>++ “POND SCUM” ++<<~~~^^^ ******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 09/30/2007 -- 0 0
409 ^^^~~> “WE MUST SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” <<<<*****************~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>>>>>! ! ! ! 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
410 ^^>((((“SORROWFUL CHRISTMAS”)))) <^^*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
411 ^~^~^~^> “DUMMY THE MUMMY” <^~^~^~^++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++****************************************>>>+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
412 ^<>^ “TEASE” ^<>^ (Borderline preschool mentality) 09/26/2006 -- 0 1
413 ________#####<~~~~~~>_______________“Bye-bye Bi-baby, Bye-bye” 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
414 ``````###^^**%% “MIGHTY SLUT, THE ULTIMATE HO” %%**^^###~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>****************~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
415 ```````````````````````` “T+H+I+R+T+E+E+N+T+H” ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
416 }}}*&*& “Outer Limits Of Sexual Pleasure” &*&*{{{ 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
417 }}}}^^^*** “POETRY DANCE” ***^^^{{{{ 02/26/2007 10.0 1 0
418 ~~ “Vaginal Bliss Blues” ~~ Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 1
419 ~~# “Christmas Sucks If You’re An Idiot” #~~ 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
420 ~~@~~ “Two Thousand Seven” (Haiku) ~~@~~ 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
421 ~~~@@@ “Pussy’s Hungry” (Feline hypoglycemia) @@@~~~ 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
422 ~~~~$$ “Lost In The Forest Of Your Love” $$~~~~~ 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
423 ~~~~^^^ “PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS EYES” ^^^~~~~ 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
424 ~~~~~******** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^++++ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
425 ~~~~~*******/// “It’s S.P.R.I.N.G.” (Innovative haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>+++ 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
426 ~~~~~~#$%>> “POEM LOAN” (Low interest) <<%$#~~~~~ 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
427 ~~~~~~**))) “Gang Bangin’ In The Hood” (Haiku) <<<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>> 03/26/2007 -- 0 0
428 ~~~~~~~~~^^^~~~~~~~~~~~**** “BATTLE GLOBAL WARMING” 03/20/2007 -- 0 0
429 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> “TEXTING WHILE SEXING” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/06/2010 -- 0 0
430 ~~~~~~~~> “SCOTT MERELY WON BECAUSE OF HIS TRUCK” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/20/2010 -- 0 0
431 ~~~~~~~~>>> “I DO BABY, BABY I DO” <<<~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 03/12/2010 -- 0 1
432 ~~~~~~~> “METHANE” <~~ (Boom boom machine) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
433 ~~~~~~~>>“CONSTITUTION HAIKU”<<~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 09/29/2009 -- 0 0
434 ~~~~~~> “POEMHUNTER BITCH SLAPDOWN” (New) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/22/2007 -- 0 1
435 ~~~~~~>>>>****++))) “BEDBUGS AND PARLO-TICKS” ((((<<~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~****((((<<< 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
436 ~~~~~>>>>> “ADOLESCENT POEM” <<<<<~~~~~ 03/09/2007 10.0 1 0
437 ~~~~> *We All Know Who We Are - Let’s Enjoy Our Day* <~~~~ 03/31/2007 -- 0 0
438 ~~~~> “Here He Comes A-Howlin’ Again” (for Christmas) <~~~~~ 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
439 ~~~~>> “Global Warming-Please Come Back” <<~~~~ 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
440 ~~~~>> “God Bless King Wackadoo” <<~~~~~ 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
441 ~~~~>>> “800 lb. Woman Falls, House Collapses” ~~~~~~~~~*******)))) +++++>>>$$$$$$$$ 04/03/2007 -- 0 1
442 ~~~~>>> “EVERYDAY I THANK THE LORD FOR MY MOM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/10/2008 -- 0 0
443 ~~~~>>>> “JUST TWO EMPTY SUITS” <<<<~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
444 ~~~~>>>> “No” (Inspired by Ms. Martina) <<<<~~~~ 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
445 ~~~> “UPLIFTING NEWS ON SADDAM'S VIDEO” <~~~ (Unbelievable) 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
446 ~~~>>> “Cock A Doodle Don’t” (Haiku) <<<~~~ (Cock protester) 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
447 ~~~>>> “L*O*V*E*R OF L*O*V*E – YOU ARE MY LOVER” <<<~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
448 ~~> “JIVE MASTER CRASH” (The Attack Of The Chicago Blog) <<~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/13/2008 -- 0 0
449 ~~> “METHANE” <~~ (Boom boom machine) 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
450 ~~> “Who Cares? ” <~~ 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
451 ~~> “Woodstock Peace Bubble” <~~ (Urgent notice) 11/17/2006 -- 0 1
452 ~~> 'WAR, THE UNWANTED EVIL' <~~ 09/05/2006 -- 0 1
453 ~~>“High Definition Ignorance”<~~ 09/17/2006 -- 0 1
454 ~~>> “Spiked Heeled Baby” <<~~ 11/25/2006 -- 0 0
455 ~+++~ “When Lord Jesus Rules Your Soul” (Haiku) ~+++~ 01/27/2007 -- 0 1
456 ~> “PoemHunter Soul” (Haiku tribute) <~ 10/04/2006 -- 0 1
457 ~>))) <>((“TM’s 2007 “You Write The Lines” Poetry Game”)) <>(((<~ 01/04/2007 -- 0 0
458 ~>“Former Famous Presidential Quote”<~ Badda bing...! ! ! 09/26/2006 -- 0 1
459 ~>> “DEAD (Dummy) BRAIN” Haiku <<~ 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
460 ~>> “Diary Of A Recovering Inept Liberal” <<~ 03/17/2007 10.0 1 0
461 ‘And Jesus Whispered, “Forgive Him Father” (“He is beyond our help”) ’ 03/05/2007 -- 0 1
462 ‘Edwards promises, “He Will Raise Taxes” – He’s real sharp’….! ! ! 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
463 ‘GORE EXCLAIMS’, “KARAOKE INCREASES GLOBAL WARMING” 03/25/2007 -- 0 0
464 ‘JUDGE SAYS, “DR. DEATH WILL GET LIFE”….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 06/01/2007 -- 0 1
465 “*** 'My Baby Took Off With Jesus” - Lucky Her, Lonely Me*** 09/05/2006 -- 0 1
466 “\\(4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - #♪ ♫ ♪ - “MUSIC - MUSIC - MUSIC” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ //” 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
467 “5*7*2*4*6*5*7*6*0*9” (Cryptically coded for space aliens) 03/14/2010 -- 0 0
468 “A Liberal’s Wrath” 07/21/2006 -- 0 0
469 “A Loose Caboose Makin’ Love To A Blue Kangaroo” (Without protection) 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
470 “A Short Parody On Myself”- Badda bing….! ! ! 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
471 “A Slug Who Became A Slut” (Wayward Slug Home) 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
472 “Abyss On Christmas” (You can't get sadder than this...! ! !) 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
473 “ACLU Christmas Cancellation Petition” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
474 “After The Bang” (unisexversion) – Badda bing…! ! ! 11/24/2006 -- 0 0
475 “Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Message From Sean North” 12/30/2006 10.0 4 0
476 “Al Qaeda Approves Election Results” 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
477 “AL QAEDA DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO PLAN AN ATTACK”++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>+++ 07/13/2007 -- 0 0
478 “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SEAN NORTH POEM”<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/28/2007 -- 0 0
479 “All I Want For Christmas Is My Boob Job Refund” - Badda bing….! ! ! 12/20/2006 -- 0 0
480 “All PoemHunter Poets Please Consider This” 01/09/2007 10.0 2 0
481 “ALMIGHTY FATHER, FOUNDING FATHERS, YOUR FATHER, MY FATHER” (Father's Day Prayer) 06/20/2010 -- 0 0
482 “Almighty Forfeits Credibility” (Clash Of The Gods) - Big Badda Bing...! ! ! 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
483 “AlQaeda Endorses Pelosi’s New Seat” - Badda huh....? ? ? 01/01/2007 -- 0 1
484 “An Ode To Money Owed And Blowed”-Badda bing...! ! ! 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
485 “An Ultra-Sincere, Open Letter To Scam Artists” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
486 “Another Bout With The Feeling Of Doubt” 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
487 “Another Mate ~ Won’t Wait” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
488 “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+ 08/05/2007 -- 0 0
489 “As The Magical Mist Of Christmas Fades Into Global Warming” 01/09/2007 10.0 1 0
490 “ATHEISTS THINK THIS IS DECEMBER FOOL’S DAY” 12/25/2007 -- 0 0
491 “Attention Financial Deals, Our Negotiable Amount Is Now Lower” 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
492 “Attention Scam Artists Looking For Monetary Help From Poets” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
493 “ATTENTION, All Fine PoemHunter Poets” (Poem game) 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
494 “Attention: Bombshell Coming At 6: 00pm EST” 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
495 “Baboon On The Moon” (Haiku for a psycho) – Badda bing….! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
496 “Baby Boomer Terrorist Health Care” – Badda bing…! ! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
497 “BABY GOT MAD AT GRANDPA ON CHRISTMAS” 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
498 “Badda Bing Christmas” – Badda bing….! ! ! 12/24/2006 -- 0 1
499 “Balloon Boobed Baby With The Badda Bing Booty” 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
500 “Best Incorrect Haiku First Prize Winner” (Runner up) 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
501 “Big Bang Boom Baby” (Two Haikus) -Badda bing....! ! ! PG-13 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
502 “BIG BANGIN’ BAD BANG” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
503 “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>> 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
504 “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++++ 06/30/2007 -- 0 0
505 “Bitter Ending Love” (A serious set of lyrics) 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
506 “Bless Me With The Grace Of Your Love” 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
507 “Bless Our Love Saint Valentine” 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
508 “Blood Donors & Ventriloquists Are Being Sought” 01/19/2007 -- 0 0
509 “BLOOD” (Haiku) 12/05/2006 -- 0 0
510 “BOOMIN’, BIG BALLOON BUSTED, BOMBASTIC, BADDA-BING BANGIN’ BABY” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 11/28/2008 -- 0 0
511 “Bozoism For Dummies' - by a bozo - Badda bing! 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
512 “BRAIN DEAD THOUGHTS” 11/04/2006 -- 0 0
513 “Brain Laser Intervention For Lobotomy Victims” (Free) - Badda bing...! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
514 “Bucked Off By The Big Buckin’ Bull” 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
515 “Cactus Heart” 01/05/2007 -- 0 1
516 “Calculate How Long Your Lover Will Stick Around” (Amazing) 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
517 “Capping Volcanoes & Sun Spots Will Stop Global Warming” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
518 “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” (72 Rosie O’Donnells) 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
519 “Caution, This May Be Radioactive” (The first HD-haiku) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
520 “Certified Anti-Fool Tablet” 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
521 “CERTIFIED KOOK” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
522 “CHOCOLATE NUDE FOOLS” (R-XXX+) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
523 “Christmas Demolition Momma”- Badda bing….! ! ! 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
524 “CHRISTMAS EARTHQUAKE” (Praise Jesus Christ....! ! !) 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
525 “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO EARN OVER $723,000 A YEAR” >>>+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>++++ 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
526 “CHRISTMAS FOR PEOPLE WHO EARN LESS THAN $2,000,020 A YEAR” (Adjusted Gross Income) *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
527 “Christmas In A Snowstorm Of Love” 12/20/2006 -- 0 0
528 “Christmas In Iraq Study Group” (Smart, qualified panel?) (2 Haikus) 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
529 “CHRISTMAS IS APPROXIMATELY 211 DAYS AWAY” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
530 “Christmas Isn’t Christmas While You’re Gone” 11/30/2006 -- 0 2
531 “CHRISTMAS KISS” 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
532 “CHRISTMAS MORON”- Badda bing….! ! ! 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
533 “Christmas Push Up Bra” - Badda bing.....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
534 “Christmas Pussy” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
535 “CHRISTMAS SACRIFICE” 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
536 “Christmas Snow In April With All The Global Warming' >>>~~~~~~***********************>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
537 “CHRISTMAS SO BLUE” 12/16/2006 10.0 1 0
538 “Christmas Sucks For The Homeless” (3 Haikus) 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
539 “Christmas Time For A Slug” -Badda bing....! ! ! 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
540 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #1 (Six stanzas) 12/24/2006 -- 0 0
541 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #2 (six stanzas) 12/24/2006 -- 0 0
542 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #3 (In six stanzas) 12/24/2006 10.0 1 0
543 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” Stanzas #4,5 & 6. 12/25/2006 1.0 1 0
544 “Claims He Had Close Ties With The Deceased Legend” 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
545 “Cleanse Me with The Mercy Of Your Love Dear Lord” 01/08/2007 10.0 1 0
546 “Cloning Of Snow a/k/a Snow Cloning” (Unbelievable….! ! !) 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
547 “Cold Turkey Terrorist Rehab & Retirement Facility” - Badda Bing...! ! ! 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
548 “Common Sense Versus Ignorance” - Badda bing bang boom....! ! ! 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
549 “Complaint Department” – Badda bing….! ! ! 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
550 “Confessions Of A Bungled Semi-Suicidal Moron” (Paragraph seven) 12/18/2006 -- 0 0
551 “Confidential Letter To Another Lifetime” 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
552 “Conflict Beyond Our Lifetime” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
553 “COOL VIEWS FOR CERTIFIED IDIOTS” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
554 “Correct Syllable Count For A Hiaku” (Attention haiku convention) 01/09/2007 -- 0 1
555 “Correct Syllable Count For A 'Prize-Winning' Hiaku” (On planet Earth) 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
556 “Cosmic Cloned Methane Fart” (Battery operated) 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
557 “COULD LIFE MERELY BE A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL ILLUSION”…..? ? ? 06/05/2008 -- 0 0
558 “COURAGEOUS CHRISTMAS” (Sincere Thanks To Our Troops) 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
559 “Covert Members And Poetic Spies Please Reveal Yourselves Below” 02/06/2007 10.0 1 0
560 “CREATEANEWRELIGION.COM” - Badda bing...! ! ! 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
561 “DAWNING OF GLOBAL YAWNING” (Fluctuations) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
562 “Deals Under 200,000,000,000 Need Not Apply” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
563 “Death Awaits Our Final Bow” 10/22/2006 -- 0 0
564 “Death Ray” (Haiku) 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
565 “DEATH TO LIFE” 07/29/2006 -- 0 0
566 “Deep In The Dungeon Of Death” 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
567 “Deepest, Sweetest, Secrets” 07/13/2006 -- 0 1
568 “Demise Of Stupidity” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
569 “DERVISH & SUPER HEROES HONOR JESUS FOR EASTER” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
570 “DID YOU ACTUALLY KNOW JIM JONES OR DAVID KORESH”…..? ? ? 02/23/2009 -- 0 0
571 “Dirt In My Microwave” (the ultimate put-down) << Badda bing…! ! ! 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
572 “Discover And Check Over Four Billion” (It's Easy....! ! !) 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
573 “DNA Of Christmas” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
574 “DOCTOR, WHETHER YOU’RE A SUICIDE BOMBER OR NOT” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 0
575 “DOES JIMMY CARTER MAKE THE LIBERALS PROUD”…..? ? ? 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
576 “Doesn’t Anyone Get The Haiku Syllable Count Right”…? ? ? 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
577 “DON’T INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING ON A BELATED VALENTINE’S DAY”>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
578 “DON’T LOVE ME LIKE THAT” (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
579 “DON’T MISS THE SAGA OF THE MOON GODDESS” (COMING SOON) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
580 “Doo Wop Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
581 “DOOM And The TIDE Of DEATH” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
582 “Dreamless” (Haiku) 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
583 “Dumb & Free Or Free & Dumb? ” – Badda Bing..! 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
584 “Ebonics Versus Woponics” (A Farce To Be Ridiculous) 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
585 “ELVIS’ NINE COMMANDMENTS” (30 years today) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
586 “Emotionally Evil” 07/13/2006 -- 0 1
587 “Envisioning An Invisible Object” 10/07/2006 -- 0 0
588 “Equine Exorcism” (Haiku) 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
589 “EVERYDAY IS APRIL FOOL’S DAY FOR *** *****” 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
590 “Everyone Knows One And Has One” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
591 “Everyone’s A Poet” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
592 “Evil Prayer” (Of The Diabolic Empires) 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
593 “EXPERT BRAIN REPAIR & SERVICE” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/01/2007 -- 0 1
594 “Experts Succeed Moving Whales Back To Sea (And Rosie Off The View) ” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
595 “Extra-mental***, Experimental, Exceptional, Expedition” 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
596 “Extraterrestrial Poem Of Stupidity” (Political Sci-Fi) - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/14/2006 -- 0 0
597 “EXTRATERRESTRIALS DECLARE WAR ON ALL EARTHLY RELIGIONS” 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
598 “Extremely Angry” 07/28/2006 -- 0 0
599 “Extremely Bothered By Spying” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
600 “Facade Of Evil” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
601 “Fallen Angel Sluts Steal Harps” - Badda bing...! ! 08/30/2006 -- 0 0
602 “Fantasy Interview With A Professional Terrorist“ (Labor Of Pure Hatred) 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
603 “February Fourteenth” (A Valentine's day of true love) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
604 “Fictitious Dream I Can’t Remember” 10/30/2006 -- 0 0
605 “Filthy, Dirty, Poem” (“Filthiest Poem In Creation”) Rated XXX 06/23/2006 -- 0 2
606 “FINALLY >> A POEM TO ELEVATE US LOW-LIFES” -Badda-bing....! ! ! ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
607 “Find Your True Love Valentine In Three Minutes” (It works….! ! !) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
608 “Flash Gordon, Howlin’, King Wackadoo And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#13/4) 03/15/2007 6.3 3 0
609 “Flash, Dervish And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#5) 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
610 “Flash, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming”(#4) 02/28/2007 10.0 1 0
611 “Flying Saucer Crashes Before Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
612 “FOOLS EVE” (List of Fools) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 03/31/2007 -- 0 0
613 “FREE ADVERTISING ON POEMHUNTER TOO? ? ? ' 03/09/2007 3.0 1 0
614 “Free Bozo Lessons” - (you pay shipping) – Badda bing! 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
615 “FREE TOWEL CLEANING FOR TERRORISTS” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 1
616 “G*O*D B*L*E*S*S A*L*L P*O*E*M*H*U*N*T*E*R M*O*T*H*E*R*S” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
617 “Generic Prayer To All Gods Of The Universe” (ALL GODS LISTEN) 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
618 “Genocide Of Hangnails” (A previously unspoken subject) 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
619 “Ghost In My Vodka” (In 3 Dimension HD) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
620 “Go Israel Go” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
621 “Go Screw” 08/12/2006 -- 0 0
622 “Gobble Gobble, Quack, Quack” (Thanksgiving yarn) R13 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
623 “God Bless The Naive” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
624 “God Bless The Totally Lame UN” 07/20/2006 -- 0 0
625 “God Has A Problem” (Urgent God Business) 09/01/2006 -- 0 2
626 “God Has Writer’s Block” (Haiku) 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
627 “'GOD IS GREAT” (Comparison shopping) -Badda bing…! ! ! 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
628 “God Loves His I-Pod” (That He got for Christmas) 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
629 “GOD OF ALL GODS” (The God that other Gods answer to) 01/25/2007 -- 0 1
630 “Goo Gah Goo Haiku” (Pre-natal 1st runner up award in North Korea) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
631 “Goobie Ba Boo Be Boo” – Badda bing….! ! ! 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
632 “Good Head – Bad Head (versus) Good Cop – Bad Cop” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
633 “Got A Soul…? ? ? Need A Mate”….? ? ? (Call now….! ! !) 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
634 “Government Warning” -(Rated 'M' for mindless) 11/04/2006 -- 0 0
635 “GRANDMA GOT PREGNANT DURING AN INTERMISSION OF “IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE' ON CHRISTMAS” 12/17/2009 -- 0 0
636 “Grandma Got Pregnant On Christmas This Year” - Badda bang....! ! ! 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
637 “Great Global Warming Swindle” > Video< (URGENT....! ! !) 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
638 “GREY EXTRATERRESTRIALS TINTED GREEN FOR ST. PAT’S DAY’ 03/17/2009 -- 0 0
639 “Groundhog Bored* Of Directors Nominates Me” - Badda bing.....! ! ! 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
640 “Haiku Expert With PhD, MgA, IrP, & DdT, Sets Seminar Date” 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
641 “Hail Cosmetology…., Our New Religion” –Badda bing….! ! ! 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
642 “Hail Radical Stupidity” (Arithmatholgy) –Badda bing…! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
643 “Halloween Is Over” (Praise The Lord) 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
644 “Halloween Witch On Broom Collides With Christmas Santa”-Badda bing..! ! 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
645 “Hello Valentine” (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
646 “Hey Stupid, You’ve Got A New Reader Comment, From Yourself” 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
647 “Hezbollah Is A Wonderful Terrorist Organization” 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
648 “High Definition Heteroscope” - Badda bing, but what the hell...? ? 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
649 “HIS RUSTED MIND IS AN APOCRYPHAL CLICHÉ” >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/14/2007 -- 0 0
650 “HOLIDAY YULETIDE DREAMIN’” 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
651 “Honka Bonkas Of The Tookas” –Badda bing..! ! ! 10/17/2006 -- 0 0
652 “Hooker Screws Covert Agent And Stuffs Her Bra With Anthrax” 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
653 “Hookers Attack Al Qaeda Bombers” - Badda bing....! ! ! 09/15/2006 -- 0 0
654 “Hot Hamster Henry Hits Hamster Heaven” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
655 “Howlin’ Dervish” (Inspired by Aldo Krass) 03/01/2007 10.0 1 0
656 “Hump Of A Camel”a/k/a (A Camel’s Hump) -Badda bing…! ! ! 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
657 “Humpy The One Hump Camel” (Haiku) - Badda bing…! ! ! 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
658 “Hussein’s Really Not A Bad Tyrant” 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
659 “I Can’t Blame You (For Not Reading Me) So If You’re Smart, Don’t Read This” 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
660 “I Know I’m Nuts, Because 3 Squirrels Attacked Me” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
661 “I Love Christmas Like I Love You” 12/13/2006 -- 0 2
662 “I Love Your Pheromones” (Haiku) 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
663 “I Pod, Bi Pod, Tri Pod, Your Pod, My Pod, High Pod, Why Pod” 03/26/2007 10.0 1 0
664 “I SURRENDER” 07/29/2006 -- 0 0
665 “I Wanna Get Witchchoo For Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 1
666 “I Want To Give The Devil Polonium 215 For Christmas” 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
667 “I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM IT MAY CAUSE, SO PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS” 06/03/2008 -- 0 0
668 “I Would Be Extremely Embarrassed” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
669 “I’d Rather Not See You Now” (Love & Romance) 08/29/2006 -- 0 0
670 “I’M EXTREMELY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT AMERICA” (T.M.,2000) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/25/2007 -- 0 0
671 “I’m On My Own Ban List” - Badda ban bing.....! ! ! 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
672 “I’m Read Just By Mistake” (Haiku #1 & #2) 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
673 “I’m Ready For The Candy Baby” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
674 “I’veFallenInLoveWithYourPicture” 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
675 “Idiot’s Guide To Successful Suicide” - FREE....! ! ! ! 01/08/2007 -- 0 1
676 “Idiot's Quick & Easy Solution On Pollution & Global Warming” 02/03/2007 -- 0 0
677 “If Creativity Could Speak” (Would would it say…? ? ?) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
678 “If I Die Before We Meet” 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
679 “If It Only Would Rain” 07/12/2006 -- 0 0
680 “If Possible, Do Not Memorize These Ridiculous Phrases” 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
681 “If You Don’t Like This Poem, My Next One’s Free” (In HD) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
682 “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME” (Haiku) 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
683 “If You Kill Me On Christmas” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
684 “IN THE TOILET” (Rockabilly bathroom romance) 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
685 “INSANE GIANT WATERMELON FINDS JESUS AFTER ATTACKING BRAIN SURGEON” 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
686 “Inspirational Christmas” 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
687 “Is BinLaden Sad Or Gay? ” (or dead..? ?) 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
688 “Israel Gave Up The Gaza Strip” (For What?) 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
689 “Israel Is Absolutely Right” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
690 “It Could Be Raining On The Moon” 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
691 “It Won’t Be A Merry Christmas” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
692 “IT’S ‘ALL I AM IS JUST ME’” (Haiku) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
693 “It’s A Secret” (We can never reveal it....! ! !) 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
694 “IT’S FUN TO BE A BIG SLUT ON CHRISTMAS” (Snow Ho) <<<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>++++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
695 “Jackie Mason Is A Total Trip” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
696 “JESUS CAME BETWEEN US” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
697 “Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss” *+*+*+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/24/2007 -- 0 0
698 “JOHN (NO SHOT) EDWARDS, KEEP YOUR DAY JOB”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
699 “Jonathan, Tell Me You’re Kidding..., Please” – Badda bing…! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
700 “JUST PUT YOUR BLOUSE ON” (We don’t have time to find your bra) 05/08/2008 -- 0 0
701 “Karaoke Experts Report On Embryonic Stem Cell Global Warming Phones” 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
702 “Keep The Spirit Of Christmas Alive” 09/04/2006 -- 0 1
703 “Kidnap Satan” (Rated XXX for violence) 10/28/2006 -- 0 0
704 “King Wackadoo And Superman Break Up The Slapdown” {Super hero series} (c) 03/22/2007 10.0 1 0
705 “King Wackadoo Unveils The Latest Super Hero ‘ULTIMATE PUSSY’”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
706 “Kiss Of Jesus” 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
707 “KLANGFARBENMELODIE” ♫ ♫ - ♪ ♫ ♪ <<++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
708 “Klu Klux Klan Rejects Season Changes And Global Warming” 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
709 “Labeled Inept By An Ultra Professional Poetry Teacher” - Badda bing….! ! ! 12/09/2006 -- 0 0
710 “Labor Of Hate” (Fantasy Interview With A Pro Terrorist) 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
711 “Learthess HomePunter & Loempess” (Dyslexic Moronism) 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
712 “Leave Hitler Alone, He’s A Very Nice Guy” 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
713 “Let’s All Sing The Circumcision Song” (Educational Material) 03/06/2007 -- 0 0
714 “Let’s Appease North Korea Again”-Bingo…! ! ! 10/14/2006 -- 0 0
715 “Liberal Lament” (Iraq or Wal-Mart? ?) 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
716 “Lighten Up And Make The Best Of It” (Optimism Is Alive…! ! !) 01/27/2007 10.0 1 0
717 “Listen Up Patriots” 07/18/2006 -- 0 0
718 “Listless Christmas” (For a dear friend's sorrow) 12/05/2006 10.0 1 0
719 “Livin’ In The Light Of The Lord” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
720 “LOok wHo’s RoCkiN’ tHe DawN” (OuR mAN SeAn) 10/12/2006 -- 0 0
721 “LORD BLESS THIS WONDROUS CHRISTMAS” (And every Christmas yet to be) 12/18/2009 -- 0 0
722 “Lord Bless This Wondrous Christmas” (And every Christmas yet to come) 12/11/2006 10.0 2 4
723 “Lord, Tell me Why” 08/12/2006 -- 0 1
724 “Losing My Patients With God” (God’s responses by Susie Q) ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((( 04/06/2007 -- 0 1
725 “Love Him Silly Baby” - Badda bing, bang bang....! ! ! 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
726 “LOVE IS A THIEF” 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
727 “LOVE-LOVE - FAR LOVE - CLOSE LOVE - NO LOVE - YES LOVE” ”LOVE, IT’S LOVE, TRUE LOVE, ALWAYS LOVE, PRECIOUS LOVE, MY LOVE” LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LO 03/20/2010 -- 0 7
728 “LOVELY CHRISTMAS VALENTINE” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
729 “Lullaby For Suicide Bombers” (to hell with victims, killers deserve rights…! !) 09/21/2006 -- 0 0
730 “LUSTFUL FEELINGS” (Adults only) 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
731 “Mad Camels Devour Suicide Bombers”- Badda bing…! ! ! 09/14/2006 -- 0 0
732 “Mafia Vows To Protect Pope” WARNING, (x-rated > infers explicit mob language) 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
733 “Make Me Moan” 08/12/2006 -- 0 1
734 “MARTIAN CHRISTMAS” (Yuletide in space) 11/30/2006 -- 0 1
735 “MEMORIAL MONDAY” (from T.M.’s patriotic CD, ‘Country Freedom 43′ ;) 05/26/2008 -- 0 0
736 “Memories Of An Uncomplicated Age” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
737 “MENTAL DENTAL” - (Brain Scan, Root Canal & Drain Cleaning) Badda bing......! ! ! 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
738 “MERRY CHRISTMAS - TO ALL YOU FINE POEMHUNTER MEMBERS” 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
739 “Meteor Collides With Earth” (Haiku) 01/16/2007 10.0 2 0
740 “Meteor Shower Tonight After Midnight” (Haiku) 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
741 “More Amorous Than Love” 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
742 “Moron Achievement Awards” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
743 “Morons Believe Terror’s Not A Problem” (5 Haikus) 09/29/2006 -- 0 0
744 “MORONS UNITE” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
745 “MUSIC OF CHRISTMAS” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
746 “My Baby Loves To Fool Around On Christmas” - Badda bing bang....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
747 “My Cell Phone Tried To Kill Me” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
748 “MY DAD BOUGHT ME MY FIRST GUITAR” +++>>>*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~>>>>>+++ 06/17/2007 -- 0 0
749 “My Daddy Must Be A Suicide Bomber” (Cause I hear boom booms in his room) 12/01/2006 -- 0 1
750 “My Favorites Are #2,5,8,13 & 15” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
751 “My Wish List For Christmas” (A sincere prayer for everyone) 12/05/2006 -- 0 1
752 “N*E*G*A*T*I*V*I*S*M”~“P*E*S*S*I*M*I*S*M”~“C*Y*N*I*C*I*S*M” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
753 “Na ne na na na na' (silliness intensified) 08/30/2006 -- 0 1
754 “Naturally-Caused Global Warming Is A Big Farce” (It’s all our fault) 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
755 “Nausea In The Passion Of Naughty Stem Cell Phone Line Love” - Badda bang....! ! ! 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
756 “New HD Karaoke And Disco Poetry” (It’s mesmerizing) 02/26/2007 -- 0 0
757 “New Poem Game Desperately Needs More Lines From You” 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
758 “NIKKI, PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE”….! ! ! ++++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ? 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
759 “NIKKI, THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE GOIN’ ON” 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
760 “NINE COMMANDMENTS FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS” 03/13/2007 -- 0 1
761 “No Class Disappointment” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
762 “No One Cares About My Basil Plant” 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
763 “No Wine While On Line” (You’ll get a fine or jail time) 01/25/2007 -- 0 1
764 “Nobody Reads My Stuff” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
765 “North Pole WMDs Reported”- Santa Claus (Badda-bing) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
766 “Nu Koo Koo Haiku” (Rated 'C' for crazy..., and correct) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
767 “Ode To a Liberal Wanna Be Political Poet” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
768 “Offend Them”…? ? ? You’re Kidding…! ! ! (They Intend To Eradicate Us) 09/17/2006 -- 0 0
769 “Oh What A Fright” (Halloween haiku) 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
770 “On Being A Slut” (Female version) 11/01/2006 -- 0 1
771 “On Being A Slut” (Male version) 11/01/2006 -- 0 1
772 “One Step Before Dawn” 07/02/2006 -- 0 1
773 “Only A Silly Farce” (On The Heating Of The Earth) 07/10/2006 -- 0 0
774 “Only Disco Can Lower Gas Prices” 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
775 “ONLY KARAOKE CAN DEFEAT TERRORISM” 07/31/2006 -- 0 0
776 “Optimism Is Running Rampant In America” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
777 “Optimism On The Impossible Quest” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
778 “Oral Contact With A Space Humanoid” 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
779 “Our Allies Will Not Fail” 07/26/2006 -- 0 0
780 “OUR STATES ARE BLESSED WITH THE GREATEST PEOPLE AND FRIENDS”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
781 “Oyster’s Lament & Plea” 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
782 “Passionate Poets Of Doom And Gloom” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
783 “Past Christmas Regression Of A UFO Abduction” (In high def) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
784 “Patriotic Whore” (Haiku) 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
785 “Peace Doesn’t Emerge From Appeasement” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
786 “Peace That Will Last Forever” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
787 “Peace To The World' *** 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
788 “PEACE, THE IMPOSSIBLE QUEST? ? ? ” 07/30/2006 -- 0 0
789 “PEDOPHILES” (2 Haikus) 10/06/2006 -- 0 0
790 “People Who Read Trade Martin Also Read” 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
791 “Perversion To The Max” 07/18/2006 -- 0 0
792 “PERVERTS POINT TO POTENTIAL FIRST PERVERT” (Sexually ridiculous) +~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 1
793 “Pigs Disappointed'- Badda bing..., (No, not those pigs) 09/13/2006 -- 0 1
794 “Please Don’t Tell Anyone About This” 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
795 “Pluto Demoted”— Badda bing….! ! ! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
796 “Poem For Tomorrow And Yesterday” 02/03/2007 -- 0 1
797 “Poem Hunter Idols” 07/25/2006 -- 0 0
798 “Poem Of All Poems” 07/08/2006 -- 0 0
799 “POEMHUNTER CHRISTMAS” (Rhyming Night) 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
800 “PoemHunter HD Poems (Laser) On Hard Disc? ? ” (Haiku) 01/18/2007 -- 0 1
801 “PoemHunter Poets, Please Consider Participating” 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
802 “POET DESPERATELY NEEDED AS DENTAL ASSISTANT” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> 07/23/2007 -- 0 0
803 “POET PROTECTION PROGRAM” (The party's over....! ! !) 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
804 “Polar Bear KARAOKE In The Artic Circle”<<<**++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
805 “Political Ménage e Twa” 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
806 “Poll Regarding Intelligent Life On PoemHunter”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
807 “POLONIUM 215” (A futuristic murder) 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
808 “Possible Thanksgiving Cancellation”-Badda bing….! ! ! 10/30/2006 -- 0 0
809 “POWER TO THE POETS” (The Poet’s Anthem) 03/08/2007 2.0 1 0
810 “Prayer To End Global Warming” (And make breaking wind*** OK) 03/26/2007 10.0 1 0
811 “Pregnant Moon” (Haiku) 01/17/2007 -- 0 1
812 “Pre-school Liberal Peace Plan” 07/31/2006 -- 0 0
813 “Pretentious Meaning” 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
814 “Prisoner Of Fantasy” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
815 “Private Thoughts” 07/01/2006 -- 0 0
816 “PRO LIFE TERRORISTS” - (fornication info) Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
817 “PROFANITY HAIKU”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
818 “PROUDLY PRESENTING: Moron The Magnificent” (Fictional character) 01/28/2007 -- 0 0
819 “Prune Juice Versus Nuclear Physics”- Badda bing, BIG bang, boom….! ! ! 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
820 “Pure Torture” (Dedicated to our recently murdered American heroes) 06/23/2006 -- 0 0
821 “Pussy On My Pillow” 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
822 “PUSSY ON THE SPOT” (For Eddie Rabbit’s friend, John Troy.) 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
823 “Quick Solution On Pollution & Global Warming” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/03/2007 -- 0 0
824 “R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E ^^ R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E” << 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
825 “Rain And Wind On The Horizon” 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
826 “Ramona, Your Parents Are So Proud” 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
827 “Recluse The Christmas Moose” 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
828 “Redneck Goose Recipe” (Insanity Victim Fund) 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
829 “Reenactment Of Immaculate Conception Postponed Till After Christmas” 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
830 “Rockin’ With Jihad On Christmas” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
831 “ROMANCE AT FIRST GLANCE”- Badda bing…! ! ! 10/05/2006 -- 0 0
832 “Romantic Perfection” 11/21/2006 -- 0 3
833 “S *^* E *^* X *^* T *^* A*^* S *^* Y” <<<~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
834 “S” (19) = z-y**+ X 43 10/08/2006 -- 0 0
835 “Sacred Peaceful Holy Night Of Christmas” 12/18/2006 -- 0 0
836 “Saddam Suddenly Declares Himself Pro Life” 11/06/2006 -- 0 0
837 “Saliva Is The Salvation Of Our Great Nation” (Don't spit in the wind) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
838 “SAMTSIRHC IS Christmas Backwards” (Haiku) 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
839 “Sane Muslims Must Speak Out” 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
840 “SANTA TO DIVORCE MRS. CLAUS & MARRY RUDOLPH” 07/30/2007 -- 0 1
841 “Sasquach To Wed Chinese Transsexual Porno Star”- Badda bing....! ! ! 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
842 “Sasquash Is A Jerk” 11/09/2006 -- 0 0
843 “SCIENCE WILL NOW MAKE LIVING UNNECESSARY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>>>++++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 1
844 “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE LIFE UNNECESSARY” +************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 07/10/2008 -- 0 1
845 “Secret Spy Message” (147ZK-TN6) For Cryptographers only. 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
846 “Self Pleasuring Skunk” (Rated double sick) PG13 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
847 “SENSUAL TECHNICAL INTERNET CHRISTMAS” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
848 “Separation Of Church And State”….? ? ? 03/07/2007 10.0 1 1
849 “Serious Questions On The Disgraceful Two ” 07/22/2006 -- 0 0
850 “Serious, Factual,9/11, Afghanistan, & Iraq War Overview” 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
851 “Seventy Two Haikus” (72 of them? ? ?) - Badda bing…! ! ! 10/06/2006 -- 0 0
852 “Sexual Sensual Morning” (A Lover’s Fervent Prayer) 09/20/2006 -- 0 0
853 “Sexy Smile” (Haiku) *********************************.^>^>^ 03/27/2007 10.0 1 1
854 “She Glued Her Bra And Panties On” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
855 “Sick Turkey Devours Retired Chimney Sweep” - 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
856 “Silence Of Chaos” 07/19/2006 -- 0 0
857 “SILENT PRAYER FOR COLLEGE MASSACRE VICTIMS” 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
858 “SINATRA versus ELVIS” (Unauthorized, Part 5) 07/28/2006 -- 0 0
859 “Sip Some Wine Oh Valentine” 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
860 “Skinny Or Fat” 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
861 “Slightly Wiser Than A 3rd Grader” (Round # 68 & 2/3rds) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
862 “Slug From Local Backyard Joins Al Queda” (Terrorist Slug Heaven) 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
863 “Small Nipple Competition” (Male & female) -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
864 “Smart People Who Don’t Read This Dummy Are Really Smart People”- Badda bing.! ! ! 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
865 “Somebody Stole The Christmas Tree” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
866 “Someone Please Take Credit For This Embarrassing Dirty Poem” (XXX rated) 03/23/2007 10.0 1 0
867 “SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 07/10/2007 -- 0 1
868 “SPECIAL SITE SO SORROWFUL SINGLE SLUGS SHALL SLOWLY SET SAIL” <<<**********************************************************>>>+++ 04/08/2010 -- 0 0
869 “Stand Up Proud Americans” (2006 Independence Day message) 07/02/2006 -- 0 1
870 “STICK YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT” (Where the sun don’t shine) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
871 “STOP TERRORISM, OFFER 72 ROSIE O’DONNELS” +++>>>*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
872 “STUD OBAMA OVERTAKES THE SLIPPERY LAWYER AND THE BIG MARE” 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
873 “Success Always Leads To The Great USA” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
874 “Suck A Thesaurus.., Today” >> Badda Bing! ! 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
875 “SUPER BOWL MONDAY BLUES” 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
876 “Super Hero NORTHMAN Chases Gore & Saves 3 Polar Bears” 03/22/2007 10.0 1 0
877 “Super Hero’s Fight The Global Warming Scam Series” (b) ************************************>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
878 “SUPER HEROES RESCUE POEMHUNTER FROM SCAM” 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
879 “Super Heroes To Rescue Banging Of Saline’s Brain” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 06/11/2007 -- 0 0
880 “SUPER SUNDAY & SUPER TUESDAY PREDICTIONS” (YOUR PICKS) <<****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 02/03/2008 -- 0 0
881 “SWEET ROSE WITH PETALS WILTING” (Haiku) 02/06/2009 -- 0 0
882 “SWEET, MAGICAL, CHRISTMAS SNOW” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
883 “Swung To Hell” (Sad New Year for him) 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
884 “T.M. Goodbye Christmas Song” (For the days after Christmas) 01/03/2007 -- 0 3
885 “T.M. THANKS LADY OF THE LAKE, AGAIN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
886 “T.M.’s High Definition Poetry” (New & Imaginary) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
887 “T.M.’s 'Poem Game' Contributors Names Revealed” 01/11/2007 10.0 2 0
888 “T.M.s PoemHunter ‘Super Hero’s Fight Global Warming’ Series” (a) 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
889 “T.M.'s PRE-VALENTINE INTERVIEW WITH CUPID” (Exclusive) -Badda bing..! ! 02/04/2007 -- 0 1
890 “Tale Of The Magic Transforming Slug” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
891 “Tell Us About Your Ti-s And Your A-s” - Badda bing...! ! ! 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
892 “Terrorist Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
893 “Terrorist Hall Of Fame” – Badda Bing..! ! (Disclaimer below) 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
894 “Terrorist Imprisoned For Steroid Use”- Badda bing...! ! ! 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
895 “TERRORIST LEADERS” (Badda Bing! ! !) ...not a poem. 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
896 “Terrorist Social Security To Run Out By 2009”- Badda bing.! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
897 “Terrorist’s Pray To Their God For New Regime In 2008” (BinLaden's new cooking show) 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
898 “Terrorist’s Solemn Prayer” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
899 “Terrorists For Peace.Org” - Badda bing...! ! 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
900 “Terrorists Have Never Requested Negotiations” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
901 “Thank You Mr. Selvakumar For Your Horse Fornication Poem” 02/28/2007 6.0 2 0
902 “Thanksgiving Day Prayer & Blessing” 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
903 “THE >>UNHORNEY<< ENCOUNTER” (Nut-case writing) 03/16/2007 1.0 1 0
904 “The Birth Of Jesus Is Christmas” 12/16/2006 -- 0 3
905 “The Blowing Of An Opportunity” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
906 “The Bully On The Block” 08/05/2006 -- 0 0
907 “The Day The Devil Remembered To Forget” 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
908 “THE DREAM OF CHRISTMAS COMES TRUE ONCE A YEAR” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
909 “The Erection Of A Killer’s Legacy” 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
910 “THE FAILED LEGACY” (Haiku) 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
911 “The Fake Hooker Kisses A Masquerading Terrorist” 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
912 “The Fantasy Of Peace” 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
913 “The Fool Who Became A Total Idiot” 10/28/2006 -- 0 0
914 “The Girl You Used To Screw” 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
915 “THE GREAT FLAG OF LOVE” (4 Haikus) 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
916 “The Intimate Secret Is Finally Revealed” (Unbelievable...! ! !) 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
917 “The Jihad Against A Beheaded Naked Turkey” (Gobble Terrorism) -Badda bing...! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
918 “The Lived Who Died Before He Lover” (dyslexia poem) 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
919 “The Moron Who Wanted To Die, But He Lived” 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
920 “The Most Rude and Vile Poem Yet” (Mature adult explicit language) 01/02/2007 -- 0 0
921 “The Most Unhunted 'Poet' On PoemHunter” 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
922 “The Passion Of Christmastime Romance” 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
923 “The Passionate Pussy Saga Continues” 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
924 “THE POEMHUNTER MENTAL GIANTS” +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 06/14/2007 -- 0 0
925 “The Strange Myth Of The Evil Lagoon” 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
926 “The Strongest Team That Can’t Be Defeated, Should Concede” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
927 “The Sweet Echo Of Victory” (Patriotic and extremely proud) 01/08/2007 -- 0 1
928 “There’s A Skunk Inside The House” (Haiku) 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
929 “There’s No Christmas Like Snow Christmas” (Irving Berlin Tribute) 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
930 “There’s No Hoe Like A Snow Hoe” 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
931 “There’s No Peace On Christmas” (Yuletide classic) 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
932 “These Poison Poems” (With a correct haiku syllable count) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
933 “They Did Not Hang Him” (Begin conspiracy theories now) 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
934 “They Keep On Saying, God Is Great, God Is Great” 09/11/2006 -- 0 1
935 “They’re Gonna Take Me To The Funny Farm” 08/20/2006 -- 0 2
936 “This Christmas We’ll Treasure” 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
937 “This Is Not A Scam, Mrs.Larisa Sosnitskaya” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
938 “Those Who Never Read Trade Martin Are Wise” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
939 “Threaten Me Not” 07/09/2006 -- 0 0
940 “Three Newly Discovered Solar System Spheres” 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
941 “THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (On PoemHunter ‘Creeps’) >>~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
942 “Till Eternity Has Ended” 07/20/2006 -- 0 0
943 “Toxic Words” 07/07/2006 -- 0 1
944 “TRADE MARTIN THANKS JOE” 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
945 “Tranquility In A War Zone” 07/30/2006 -- 0 0
946 “Treasure Or Treason? ” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
947 “TRIBUTE DECEASED 'INTELLIGENT' DUMMIES” (April Fool’s Day,2008) 04/01/2008 -- 0 0
948 “Trigger (Equine) Arrested For Illegal Methane Emissions” 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
949 “Tri-State Hookers Reluctantly Accept EZpass” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
950 “Turkey And The Whore” (Haiku) - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
951 “Turkey On Steroids” (Invincible Turkey Robot) 11/22/2006 -- 0 1
952 “Two Owls Kissing” (2 haikus) 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
953 “Two Separate Problems >> (Pollution & Climate Fluctuations) ” 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
954 “Ultimate Sexual Gift” 07/22/2006 -- 0 0
955 “Ultra Power Pussy And Plasticman Rescue The Rainforest ” {Super hero series} (d) 03/27/2007 -- 0 0
956 “Underlying Meaning” 07/05/2006 -- 0 0
957 “Understanding The True Essence Of Christmas” 12/17/2006 10.0 2 0
958 “Unfortunately, I’ve Decided NOT To Kill Myself” 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
959 “UNHOLY WHORE, a-a-a-no, I MEAN UNHOLY WAR” (Sorry) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
960 “UNIQUE WATERBOARDING TECHNIQUES” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>>+++ 07/18/2007 -- 0 0
961 “UNKNOWN CHRISTMAS” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
962 “Valentine, Oh Valentine” (For the man or the woman of your dreams) 01/21/2007 -- 0 1
963 “Viewing Saturn From Jupiter” (Special Solar System Story) 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
964 “Virgin Ejected From Terrorist Paradise” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
965 “VOTE & NOMINATE for POEMHUNTER PEACE PRIZE” 03/07/2007 10.0 1 0
966 “VOTE & NOMINATE for POEMHUNTER PEACE PRIZE” (Re-posting) 03/07/2007 -- 0 0
967 “Wackadoo, Northman & Ultimate Pussy Say ‘Bi-Mus, Mr. I-Mus’” 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
968 “Warm Greetings To My Poet Friends On PoemHunter” (2006 Yuletide Wishes) 12/11/2006 10.0 3 0
969 “WATERBOARD TERRORISTS (N.G.) , BUT RADICALS KILLING KIDS”….? ? 03/21/2007 8.0 1 0
970 “Wave The White Flag” – Says Iraq Study Group….! ! ! (It took them 8 months...! ! !) 12/08/2006 -- 0 0
971 “We Must Hold True To Our Core Beliefs And Values” (Dead serious) 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
972 “WE’RE ALL TO BLAME” – (The unjust war) 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
973 “We’re All Waiting Patiently, But Jesus Never Shows Up” 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
974 “Whacked Out T.M. Christmas Poem” 02/11/2007 -- 0 0
975 “WHEN YOU’RE DEAD, YOU’RE DEAD” (Plus a bonus poem) 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
976 “When Your Nuts Are Twisted” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
977 “Who’s God Is The Real Deal”...? ? ? 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
978 “Witness Protection Program”– Badda bing! ! ! 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
979 “WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS WINE” 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
980 “WOODSTOCK POETRY READ WITH THE FRAGRANCE OF WEED” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************++++ 07/13/2007 -- 0 0
981 “World War Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Etcetera, Etcetera, Etcetera.” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
982 “Would I, Would She, Would You, Would He”…..? ? ? -Badda bing...! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 1
983 “YDORAP Of A YDORAP” (YDORAP TIME) 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
984 “Yesterday I Named A Cloud After You” (Poignant) 01/26/2007 10.0 3 0
985 “You Can’t Dismiss Christmas Or The IRS” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
986 “YOU CAN’T KEEP SPENDING MORE MONEY (THAN YOUR TAKING IN) ” 03/12/2010 -- 0 0
987 “YOU LOVED ME SWEETLY” 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
988 “You Sucked The Dreams Out Of My Heart” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
989 “You’re Invisible” (Haiku) 10/13/2006 -- 0 0
990 “You’ve Got A New Reader Comment From Yourself” - Badda bing.....! ! ! 12/18/2006 -- 0 1
991 “Your 2007 Future Outlook Is Revealed Here” (Important) 01/02/2007 -- 0 0
992 “Your Suggestions Requested For A Candid Interview With Cupid” 02/02/2007 -- 0 1
993 + “I MISS MY FATHER” (My Inner Thoughts Series) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/15/2007 -- 0 0
994 + “OBAMA’S PASTOR DROWNS OBAMA’S CHANCES” +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
995 + “Apology Tutorial For Popes” – Badda bing…! ! ! + 09/18/2006 -- 0 0
996 + “BOMB EXPLODES IN CEMETERY, SEVEN PEOPLE COME TO LIFE” +************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
997 + “CREATING LIFE AT HOME” (Stovetop or Microwave) +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
998 + “DISCOVER THE INCORRECT NAME OF YOUR NEW LOVER” +****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
999 + “DOIN’ THE FREAKY DEEKY” (WITH DIDDLY SQUAT) +****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 03/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,000 + “HILLARY RUNS OFF WITH OBAMA, OPRAH & ROSIE” +************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 01/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,001 + “I* L*O*V*E Y*O*U <=> I* L*O*V*E Y*O*U” +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 06/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,002 + “PRAYER FOR THE SAFE RETURN OF OUR TROOPS” + 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,003 + “WE ALL WISH WE COULD BE AS SMART AS YOU” (And your liberal friends) +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,004 +! ! “Adulteress”! ! + 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,005 +(+(+(===+(+(+(^^^ “Bewitched Christmas” ^^^) +) +) +===) +) +) + >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,006 +)) “It’s Not Easy Being Human” ((+ 11/16/2006 -- 0 1
1,007 +)) >> “The T.M. Merry Christmas Song” <<((+ 11/28/2006 -- 0 2
1,008 +))) “He Won’t Be Home For Christmas” (((+ 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,009 +**%% “Sexual And Romantic Vulture” %%**+ 01/29/2007 -- 0 6
1,010 +*+*)) “KARAOKE PROTECTION PROGRAM' ((*+*+ Badda Bing...! ! ! 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,011 +*+*+* “HOW TO PERFORM AN EXORCISM ON A LIBERAL” *+*+*+~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,012 +*+*+* “Blowin’ The Weed” *+*+*+ 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,013 +*+*+* “NATIONAL CLONE DAY” *+*+*+ 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,014 +*+*+* “SHORTEST POEM IN HISTORY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,015 +*+*+*+* “SOPRANO’S ITALIANO EASTER” +*+*+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,016 +*+*+*+*>>> “HOLLYWOOD LIBERALISM FOR DUMMIES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************^*^*^*((((<<<~~~>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,017 +^+^~~~> “NEGATIVE POEM” <~~~^+^+*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 01/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,018 +^+^+ “SERIOUS THOUGHTS ON AHMADINEJAD’S VISIT” +^+^+**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 09/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,019 +~+~> “MOANIN’- MOANIN’- MOMMA” <~+~+********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 10/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,020 +~+~>>>))) > “DEVIL OF LIFE” <(((<<<~+~+**********************************************************************************************>>>+++ 01/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,021 +“A Woman Puked Right On My Head”+ 08/22/2006 -- 0 1
1,022 +“Solemn Anti-Stupidity Prayer To Our God”+(Not their God) 10/06/2006 -- 0 1
1,023 ++ “BABY CRYIN’ AND LYIN’…, (IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET”) ++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 07/18/2008 -- 0 0
1,024 ++ “EMBARRASSED NOW, NO COMPLAINTS ON THE WAR”…..? ? ? ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,025 ++ “I’M SO FULL OF WOE, YOU JUST DON’T KNOW” (Sorry poem) ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,026 ++ “SUPER Solution For Global Warming & Pollution” (WOW) ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,027 ++ “T.M., IT’S POEMHUNTER, NOT POENHUNTER YOU IDIOT”++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 12/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,028 ++ “THE CHRISTMAS PRAYING MANTIS” ++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,029 ++ “They All Want To Come To The Great USA” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 03/26/2007 1.0 2 0
1,030 ++ (TWO EASTER POEMS FOR ONE) “EASTA EASTA PIZZA” ++*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++ 04/11/2009 -- 0 0
1,031 ++ “(L*W*I) – LAUNCHED WHILE INTOXICATED” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,032 ++ “Angry Terrorist, Threatens To Blow Up Paradise” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>> 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,033 ++ “BIG BOOM SUICIDE BOMBER SEMINAR” (Free virgins too) ++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,034 ++ “BIGFOOT’S CARBON FOOTPRINT” ++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 11/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,035 ++ “BIMBO.DOESN’T KNOW JACK SHITT, BUT WANTS TO MEET HIM” ++>>>~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 09/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,036 ++ “CAN YOU HEAR THE FLOOR SQUEAK”….? ? ? ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,037 ++ “Christmas Prayer Of Peaceful Thoughts” ++ 11/12/2006 -- 0 1
1,038 ++ “CUT and RUN” ++ 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,039 ++ “Demon In The Gallon” ++ 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,040 ++ “ELUSIVE VISIONARY” (important and poignant) ++ 09/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,041 ++ “Gobble Gobble, Quack, Quack” (Thanksgiving yarn) R13 ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,042 ++ “God Versus The IRS” – Badda bing….! ! ! ++ 10/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,043 ++ “GUPPY WITHOUT A PEANUT BRAIN” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,044 ++ “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, EMPTY PANT SUIT” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 7
1,045 ++ “HATING CHRISTMAS WITH A PASSION” ++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,046 ++ “IDENTITY THEFT IS RAMPANT” (FOOLPROOF) ++************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 03/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,047 ++ “INTIMATE RENDEZVOUS” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,048 ++ “Jeremiah Wright IS COMING HOME TO ROOST” ++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 03/18/2008 -- 0 0
1,049 ++ “JIHADIST RETIREMENT HOME IS CLOSING” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 07/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,050 ++ “LARRY CRAIG, R. IDAHO, TO RESIGN TODAY” ++~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>+++ 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,051 ++ “LISA LEFT A ROAST OUT IN THE SNOW” ++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,052 ++ “Long After Midnight” ++ 08/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,053 ++ “LOTS OF LOVERS-LOTS OF LOSERS” (LOL-LOL) ++~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,054 ++ “MANKIND’S EFFECT ON GLOBAL WARMING” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,055 ++ “My Watch Battery” ++ 09/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,056 ++ “NONSENSE, PURE NONSENSE” ++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 11/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,057 ++ “OBAMA IRAQ WITHDRAWAL UNDER THE BUS” ++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 07/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,058 ++ “POEMHUNTER POETS TO BE TAXED & SURCHARGED” ++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>++ 10/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,059 ++ “SANTA SCREAMS, STOP MOCKING TEDDY BEARS” ++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 11/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,060 ++ “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE BRAGGING UNNECESSARY” ++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 07/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,061 ++ “SECRET LIST OF FORUM ELITISTS” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/17/2008 -- 0 0
1,062 ++ “Solemn Prayer For All 9/11 Victims” ++ 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,063 ++ “Space Whore” ++ 09/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,064 ++ “SUPER TUESDAY- JOHN McCAIN – NO” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,065 ++ “THE ‘LOL’ CHRISTMAS POEM” (Noel LOL) <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>++++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,066 ++ “THE PERFECT MURDER ON THE PERFECT DAY” ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 05/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,067 ++ “Unfulfilled Promise” ++ 08/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,068 ++ “USE LESS TOILET PAPER” (TRUE) <<<~~~~~~~*****~~~~~+++++~~~~~*******>>>>>>>>>>(((((? ? ? 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,069 ++ “WHAT HAPPENED TO THE COMING THE ICE AGE”….? ? ? ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,070 ++ “Wondrous Christmas” (Haiku) ++ 10/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,071 ++ “WOW, JOHN EDWARDS ENDORSED OBAMA”….! ! ! ++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 05/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,072 ++ “YOU GIVE GOOD HAIKU” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/17/2008 -- 0 0
1,073 ++ == “Mundane Moment” == ++ 10/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,074 ++ JOHN EDWARDS, “TWO AMERICAS-TWO FAMILIES” ++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 07/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,075 ++ Lady Apocalypse, “SHE HAD GREAT A-POCK-O-LIPS” ++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 05/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,076 ++ 'STOP IT, I SAID STOP IT, RIGHT NOW” ++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,077 ++### “CISCO KID IN THE CONCRETE JUNGLE” ###++ 01/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,078 ++$> “HOW TO F***” (There’s an art to it….! ! !) <$++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>? ? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,079 ++%$%$ “WHEN YOU F*** SOMEBODY” $%$%++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,080 ++%% “THE GEEZER AND THE KUMQUAT” %%++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,081 ++) “Prayer For No Reason” (++ 10/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,082 ++) ”3 Dimensional Haikus” (++ 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,083 ++)) “TIME IS A WEAPON” ((++ 10/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,084 ++)) ^^> “ST. NICK CANNOT USE ‘HO’ ANYMORE” <^^((++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,085 ++)) “TERRORISM EXORCISM”((++ 10/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,086 ++))) > “T.M.'s Interview With Cupid” (Valentine’s Day) <(((++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 1
1,087 ++***))) “Fraudulent Romance” (((***++ 01/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,088 ++****+++> “I WON THE BI-POD” (Thanks PoemHunter) <<<>>>++***? ? ? ^^^*^(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************** 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,089 ++***^*** “Ghost In My Guitar” ***^***++ 01/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,090 ++***>>> “BLUE SNOWFLAKES ON A SAD CHRISTMAS EVE” <<***++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 12/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,091 ++? ? ? “OBAMA’S INFLATION ANSWER”? ? ? ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 08/02/2008 -- 0 0
1,092 ++~~~+++> “CASE CLOSED” <+++~~~++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 08/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,093 ++~~> “A Poem Of Christmas Love” <~~++ 12/16/2006 -- 0 2
1,094 ++~> “PUMPKIN DAY” (Haiku) <~++ 10/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,095 ++“Conspiracy Of The Gods”++ 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,096 ++“KENNEDY, CERTIFIED EXPERT ON WATER-BOARDING” ++^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>++++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,097 +++ “PRAYER FOR THE UNFAIR WHO JUST STARE AND DON’T CARE” +++~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 09/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,098 +++ “SURVEY CONFIRMS, WOMEN FART MORE THAN MEN” +++********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>+++ 09/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,099 +++ “VERY STRANGE, THEIR HEALTH CARE IS NOT BROKEN” +++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+ 03/18/2010 -- 0 0
1,100 +++ “ALDO KRAAS ALWAYS GETS DIRECTLY TO THE POINT” <<<+++~~~~~~~**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>++++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,101 +++ “CONDOM MINIMUMS FOR SENIORS” +++>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``+++>>>? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 3
1,102 +++ “DON’T LET PATRIOTISM RUST” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/24/2008 -- 0 1
1,103 +++ “DRIP-DROP-DREAMER” +++~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,104 +++ “GO F*** YOURSELF” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,105 +++ “GOD BLESS AMERICAN LIVIN’” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++>>> 12/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,106 +++ “GOD, YOU ARE OUR INSPIRATION OF LOVE” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 10/14/2007 -- 0 1
1,107 +++ “GOODBYE LUCIANO PAVAROTTI” +++~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>++++ 09/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,108 +++ “HALLELUJAH, HALLELUJAH, AMEN”…..! ! ! +++~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,109 +++ “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” (Haiku) +++*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,110 +++ “HEAVENLY CHAOS” – Badda Bing….! ! ! +++~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>>+++ 09/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,111 +++ “Jesus Returns..., Finally…., To PoemHunter” +++ 03/03/2007 10.0 1 0
1,112 +++ “LOVE-LOVE - FAR LOVE - CLOSE LOVE - NO LOVE - YES LOVE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 2
1,113 +++ “LOVER, LOVER, LOVER, I JUST WANNA BE YOUR LOVER” +++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 07/29/2009 -- 0 1
1,114 +++ “NATIONAL SLUG DAY” (HAIKU) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,115 +++ “NO COMMENTS OR VOTES” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,116 +++ “OBAMA’S MARXISM DANCE” +++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 07/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,117 +++ “PRAYER FOR THE UNAWARE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,118 +++ “RADICALS DEMAND THE CANCELLATION OF HALLOWEEN” +++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 10/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,119 +++ “RECEIVE ‘AFTERLIFE CREDITS’” +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,120 +++ “SHE’S FALLEN IN LOVE WITH MY HORSE” +++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,121 +++ “THE BREATH OF SPRING HAS LIFTED OUR HEARTS”+++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,122 +++ “THIS IS TRADE MARTIN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,123 +++ “WHICH GOD SHOULD I PRAY TO”……? ? ? +++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>++++ 10/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,124 +++ (Newsflash) “O. J. IS INNOCENT” (Absolutely) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,125 +++ “A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A POEMHUNTER POET” <***********************************************~~~~~~> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,126 +++ “A DECADENT MENAGE A TROIS” (EXPLAINED) +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,127 +++ “A MODERN, OLD WORLD CHRISTMAS” +++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,128 +++ “Alleluia, Amen” +++ 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,129 +++ “An After Christmas, Before The New Year Wish” +++ 12/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,130 +++ “APOLOGY TO THE WORLD” +++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,131 +++ “Apology Tutorial For A Jackass” – Badda bing…! ! ! +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 08/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,132 +++ “ARTISTIC CLOUD DESIGN” (Free…! ! !) +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 07/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,133 +++ “BIG BA*LS AWARDS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,134 +++ “BIRTHDAY TAX” (Also see - 'SEX TAX') - Ba-Da-Bang...! ! ! +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
1,135 +++ “Christmas Burp” +++ - Badda bing oral methane burp....! ! ! 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,136 +++ “CHRISTMAS IN A FUTURE ERROR” +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,137 +++ “CHRISTMAS IS A SACRED DAY TO ME” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,138 +++ “CONTROVERSY RUNNING WILD” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,139 +++ “Cupid Is A Cross-Dressing Pervert” +++ - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/07/2007 -- 0 1
1,140 +++ “DEAR GOD, WRITE US A POEM” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,141 +++ “DID YOU ‘PONDER’ THIS WAY BEFORE YOUR SERIOUS BRAIN INJURY”….? ? ? +++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
1,142 +++ “DON’T READ ME” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/18/2008 -- 0 0
1,143 +++ “Dreaming A Christmas Wish For You” +++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>+++ 12/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,144 +++ “EASTER SUNDAY PRAYER OF HOPE” +++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 03/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,145 +++ “EVERYONE GETS L*** IN THE AFTERNOON” (Not for kids) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,146 +++ “EVERYTHING’S COMING” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,147 +++ “Explain Global Warming Before Our Industrial Revolution” +++ 02/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,148 +++ “FATHER’S DAY PRAYER” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,149 +++ “FIGHTING FATHERS FOR FREEDOM” (Haiku) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 06/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,150 +++ “Flash Gordon, Howlin’ And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#1) +++ 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,151 +++ “Flash Gordon, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#2) +++ 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,152 +++ “FOOLS EVE” (List of PoemHunter Fools) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********** 03/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,153 +++ “Fools On Parade” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>******************************* 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,154 +++ “GOD GRANT US THE POWER AND THE STRENGTH” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,155 +++ “Grandma Catherine’s Christmas Chicken Lentil Soup” +++ 02/22/2007 10.0 2 0
1,156 +++ “HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY FOR US TURKEYS” +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 11/26/2009 -- 0 0
1,157 +++ “Hillary Has Now Become A Preachin’ Soul Sister” +++ 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,158 +++ “HILLARY’S DONOR MR. HSU, CAPTURED TODAY” +++~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>+++ 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,159 +++ “HILLARY’S DONOR MR. HSU, THE FEDS WANT YOU” +++~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++? ? ? ? 08/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,160 +++ “HITLER, AHMADINEJAD, STALIN & MUSSOLINI” +++~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 09/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,161 +++ “HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE”…..? ? ? +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? +++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,162 +++ “I’M SO SORRY, I’M SICK” +++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>>+++ 08/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,163 +++ “IS THERE INTELLIGENT LIFE ON POEMHUNTER”…..? ? ? +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,164 +++ “It Just Doesn’t Seem Like Christmas” +++ 12/13/2006 -- 0 1
1,165 +++ “IT’S THE SUN <> IT’S THE SUN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 03/27/2007 -- 0 1
1,166 +++ “JESUS GIVES GOD AN I-POD”-Badda-bing….! ! ! <<<~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>> 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,167 +++ “JOHN EDWARDS IS INNOCENT” +++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 07/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,168 +++ “LEISURE FARTING vs. SNEAK FARTING” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 03/30/2007 -- 0 1
1,169 +++ “LIBERALS MAY RUN SASQUATCH IN 2008” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++>>> 07/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,170 +++ “LORD, DON’T LEAVE ME BORED” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>>+++ 09/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,171 +++ “MAGICAL CHRISTMAS SNOW” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,172 +++ “MURDER OF A CAJUN PRINCESS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,173 +++ “N*O*E*L OH N*O*E*L”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,174 +++ “NO CHANCE EDWARDS - HAS NO CHANCE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,175 +++ “NO HO LIKE A SNOW HO” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,176 +++ “NUCLEAR POWERED ROMANCE” +++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 07/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,177 +++ “OBAMA GOT LASAGNA ON HIS PAJAMA” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,178 +++ “ODDLY ENOUGH, ARE YOU GODLY ENOUGH”……? ? ? +++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,179 +++ “On Fathers's Day, LET US PRAY” (Sacred Message) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/17/2007 -- 0 1
1,180 +++ “ON THE SUPER HIGHWAY OF OUTER SPACE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,181 +++ “POET LAUREATE OF THE IGNORANT” (Comes out of the closet) +++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 06/15/2009 -- 0 0
1,182 +++ “PRAYER OF ALL PRAYERS” +++~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,183 +++ “RUN, RUN, RUN” (Run To The Sun) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`````>>>+++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,184 +++ “S*E*X*U*A*L*I*Z*A*T*I*O*N” (Romantic Stimulation) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,185 +++ “SACRED SEASON OF CHRISTMAS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,186 +++ “Sean North Says I’m Losin’ It” (But I Never Had It…! ! !) +++ 03/06/2007 8.2 5 0
1,187 +++ “SENATOR SCHUMER SHOULD BE CENSURED” +++~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 09/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,188 +++ “SHE BEGGED ME TO TALK DIRTY TO HER” (X-X-X) +++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>+++ 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,189 +++ “SHE TOOK NUCLEAR PHYSICS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 09/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,190 +++ “SICK TITLE, STUPID POEM” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,191 +++ “SLUG WHISPERER” (Christmas) +++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,192 +++ “Stupid Scare Tactics” >>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,193 +++ “TEACHIN’ YOURSELF TO WRITE THE BLUES” +++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 06/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,194 +++ “Testosta Rone-a” (An Historical Italian Name-a) +++ 02/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,195 +++ “THE BOMB AND THE BUTTERFLY” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,196 +++ “THE CHECK IS IN THE MAIL” (Sexy stuff) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>+++ 08/18/2007 -- 0 1
1,197 +++ “THE CREATION AND EXPRESSION OF ART” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,198 +++ “THE DAY DADS ARE KING” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~<<<< 06/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,199 +++ “The Holy Spirit’s In Her Heart” +++ 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,200 +++ “The Tornadoes Are Coughing” +++ 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,201 +++ “THE VICTIM IS WRONG” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,202 +++ “TRABBIT, THE PEACEFUL SNOW-WHITE RABBIT” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 09/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,203 +++ “WATER-BOARDING OR TOILET-BOARDING”….? ? ? +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,204 +++ “We’re Kickin’ Terror’s Butt” +++ 09/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,205 +++ “WE’VE GOT SOME SICK OPINIONS” +++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 06/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,206 +++ “WEIRD CLUSTER OF STARS IN THE MIDNIGHT SKY” +++~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 09/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,207 +++ “YABA DABA DOO, IF WE SCREW”- (X-X-X) >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,208 +++ “YRROS IS SORRY SPELLED BACKWARDS” +++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,209 +++ 'Our Lord Is The Guardian Of The Trinity' ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,210 +++ 'Please, Please Let Saddam Go” +++ 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,211 +++ 'PRIZE >(WIN A FINE CD) < FOR YOUR BEST TITLE OF MY POEM' ++****************************************************************************************>>>+++ 04/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,212 +++##@> “THIS COULD BE A NO-SNOW CHRISTMAS” <@##++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 10/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,213 +++$$$ “TOILET PAPER MANUFACTURER SEEKS WRITERS & POETS” +++$$$*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>$$$ 10/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,214 +++$$$^^>> “BIG FOOT GOT HOOKER ‘HORNY’” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,215 +++$$~~~~>> “RACISM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,216 +++$$> “SEVEN PEOPLE WHO DESERVE TO BE DEAD” <$$+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 09/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,217 +++%%>> “BALLS OFF THE WALLS” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****=*=*=+++^^^^^^^ 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,218 +++))) >>>? ? ? “F*** OFF” ? ? ? <<<(((+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,219 +++*** “CHECK YOUR FLUIDS” ***+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,220 +++*** “Hi ho, Five-o” (Half Century Birthday) ***+++ 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
1,221 +++*** “Under The Spell Of Christmas” ***+++ 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,222 +++*****+++ “ROSES FOR MOM” +++*****+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
1,223 +++***~~~>> “Malignant Multi-Media Madness” <<<***+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>+++ 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,224 +++***>> “We Have No Chance” – Senator Harry Reid +++***<<~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~*****>>>? ? ? 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,225 +++***>>> “It Just Doesn’t Make Any Sense” +++***<<<~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~**************(((((<<<+++ 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,226 +++^^^>> “SLUG FIGHTING BANNED IN EUROPE” <<^^^+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,227 +++~~~###> “AN OWL WITH AN IMUS BRAIN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************(((((<< 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,228 +++~~~***>> “BOOM BANG BABY” (Sexy Terrorism Lady) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>? ? 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,229 +++~~~~~> “Bird-Brain Dervish Is Howlin’ His Bluesballs” <~~~~~+++ 03/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,230 +++~~~> “F*O*R*N*I*C*A*T*I*O*N” <~~~+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*******************************>>>+++ 01/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,231 +++~~~> “W*^*O*^*W” <<<<~~~~*********~~~~~~~*****++++++++++~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,232 +++~~> “THE ECHO OF CHRISTMAS” <~~+++ 03/04/2007 10.0 1 0
1,233 +++~~> “You Have A Degrading Message From Yourself” <~~+++ 02/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,234 +++“The Sweetest Song To The Lord”+++ 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,235 ++++ “CURSE OF THE GODS” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,236 ++++ “DAD’S DAY” (Haiku) ++++******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 06/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,237 ++++ “Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest, Dummy” ++++ 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,238 ++++ “FUNKY CHRISTMAS” ++++ 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,239 ++++ “KISS OF LIFE” ++++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 05/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,240 ++++ “MANKIND IS IN INTENSIVE CARE” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,241 ++++ “STOP MAKIN’ FUN OF HIS HO” ++++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>++++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,242 ++++ “THE UNBORN AND THE OVER THE HILL GANG” ++++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 08/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,243 ++++ “ABSOLUTELY ORGASMIC AND ROMANTIC' ++++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 07/15/2009 -- 0 0
1,244 ++++ “BOUND IN A BIBLICAL BUBBLE” ++++ 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,245 ++++ “BRAINWASHED BY YOUR GOD” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````````````````````********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,246 ++++ “CHAOS IN HEAVEN” (Breaking news) +++++++************+++++++*************+++++++*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,247 ++++ “CHRISTMAS LOVE AFFAIR” ++++~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~*********(((<<<++ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,248 ++++ “CHRISTMAS ROCK ‘N ROLL FANTASY” ++++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,249 ++++ “E *^* A *^* S *^* T *^* E *^* R” ++++++++++++++++++++++++ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,250 ++++ “Even A Crass Jackass Can Amass Incredible Wealth” ++++ 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,251 ++++ “If You Die, I’ll Kill You” ++++<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/28/2007 -- 0 1
1,252 ++++ “INSRIRATION * FOR * GOOD * FRIDAY” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,253 ++++ “LECTURE OF BLATANT LIES” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/30/2010 -- 0 0
1,254 ++++ “LORD, DON’T CUT THE CORD” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 09/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,255 ++++ “RUDE ATTITUDE” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,256 ++++ “S*E*X*T*A*S*Y – THE KISS OF S*E*X*T*A*S*Y” ++++******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++** 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,257 ++++ “SEXY SILICONE SUSY” ++++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 08/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,258 ++++ “The Fallacy Of Climate Control And Gun Control” ++++~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++>>>> 04/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,259 ++++ “THE INVASION OF THE GREENWOLFE POEM SNATCHERS” ++++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 06/07/2009 -- 0 0
1,260 ++++ “Thermostat The Sun, Seal The Volcanoes” ++++ 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,261 ++++ “VALENTINE FOR OUR TROOPS” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,262 ++++$$$>> “THE CAR-BOMB RELIGION, EXPLAINED” >>>~~~~~~~~~~**********=========>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,263 ++++$$$>> “TWO HISTORICAL PRESIDENTIAL QUOTES” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************(((<<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,264 ++++))) “Blair To Pull His Troops” (((++++ 02/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,265 ++++****)))) >>> “SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” (In spite of the dumb nay-sayers) <<<****~~~~***~~~~********~~~~~*********~~~~~~*******((((<<<<+++ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,266 ++++***** “PUSSY EXORCISM” *****++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>++++ 09/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,267 ++++****>>> “PoemHunter Management Take Note” <<<*********~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,268 ++++***>> “DEATH BY POETRY” <<***++++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,269 ++++@@@ “PRO-LIFE MICRO BED BUG” @@@++++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 03/07/2010 -- 0 0
1,270 ++++~~~~ “I’ve Lost My Credibility” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,271 ++++~~~~***>> “L*I*F*E & D*E*A*T*H” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************** 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,272 ++++~~~~~~>>> “BASTARD and the BITCH” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~++++? ? ? ? 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,273 ++++~~~~> “I’M SO DEPRESSED, MY TRASH DUMPED ME” <~~~~+++***************************************************************************************>>>+++ 06/02/2009 -- 0 0
1,274 ++++~~~~>> “SWEET HATEFUL LOVE” <<~~~~++++ 03/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,275 ++++~~~>>> “LOVING VENGEANCE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,276 ++++~~>> “CHRISTMAS DREAM OF PEACE” (Prayer) <<~~~+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************** 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,277 +++++ “If~You~ Die, I’ll~ Kill~ You” +++++=====================================%%%%% 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,278 +++++ “LOVING MY SECRET LOVER” +++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
1,279 +++++ "ROSES FOR MOM" +++++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
1,280 +++++ “CHRISTMAS EVE IN NEW YORK CITY” +++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/27/2009 -- 0 0
1,281 +++++ “CHRISTMAS ISN’T CHRISTMAS ANYMORE” +++++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>++ 12/26/2009 -- 0 0
1,282 +++++ “SWEET IS THE LOVE IN MY HEART” ++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,283 +++++ “The Perfect Murder On The Perfect Day” +++++**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,284 +++++ “Three Messiah” +++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,285 +++++ EJECTIONS +++++ ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,286 +++++))) “Prince Of Peace Versus The King” (((+++++ 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,287 +++++^^^^^> 'POETIC SOCIALISM.' <^^^^^+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
1,288 ++++++ “JIMMY JAY LOST HIS REWIND HAT” +++++++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 02/01/2010 -- 0 0
1,289 ++++++ “RAINING FANTASIES” ++++++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
1,290 ++++++~~ “FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH” ~~++++++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 11/13/2009 -- 0 0
1,291 +++++++ “BATTING ONE THOUSAND ON URANUS” +++++++++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 01/20/2010 -- 0 0
1,292 +++++++ “AMERICAN DRONES” ++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************>>>+++ 06/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,293 +++++++ “THE ‘GUESS WHO’ PRAYER” ++++++++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 09/29/2009 -- 0 0
1,294 ++++++++ “IF I MET JESUS IN A RESTAURANT” ++++++++++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/30/2010 -- 0 0
1,295 +++++++++ “DECAF POET’S PARTY” ++++++++++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 03/12/2010 -- 0 0
1,296 +++++++++++++~~~~> “REDUNDANT LOVE” <~~~~~+++++++++++++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
1,297 +++++++++++++++++>>> 'REFORM MAN' <<<++++++++++++++++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 04/23/2010 -- 0 0
1,298 ++++++++>>~~~~>> “Easter Rabbit In Your Cabinet” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 1
1,299 ++++++++>>>>>> “PROTESTS” <<<<<<++++++++++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
1,300 +++++++>>>>> “SPREAD THE POETRY WEALTH” <<<<<<<++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/10/2010 -- 0 0
1,301 ++++++===== “A BIRTHDAY BOOTY CALL” ======+++++++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
1,302 ++++++> “OUR LORD’S BIG SURPRISE” <++++++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++>>> 10/17/2009 -- 0 0
1,303 ++++++>>> “LORD GIVE HAITI THE STRENGTH” <<<++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/20/2010 -- 0 0
1,304 ++++++>>>>>> “JIVE BOMBER” <<<<<<<+++++++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 1
1,305 +++++> “MENAGE A TROIS” (Threesome) <+++++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 05/08/2009 -- 0 0
1,306 +++++>>> “BLATANT BRIBERY” <<<+++++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 03/23/2010 -- 0 0
1,307 +++++>>> “ECHOES FROM THE GRAVES” <<<+++++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************+++>>> 03/13/2010 -- 0 0
1,308 +++++>>> “Prince Of Peace Versus The King” <<<+++++ 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,309 +++++>>>> “LOVE SQUEEZE” <<<<+++++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
1,310 +++++>>>> “CONSTITUTION DUDES” <<<<+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
1,311 +++++>>>> “GO WITH THE BUMP' <<<<+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
1,312 +++++>>>> 'WHERE THE HELL IS HOWLIN’ DERVISH'….? ? ? ? <<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>> 04/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,313 +++++>>>>> “BIRTHDAY BLISS” <<<<<+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
1,314 ++++=====++++> “SARAH PALIN TIME” <++++=====++++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 11/13/2009 -- 0 0
1,315 ++++> “February Fourteenth” (A Valentine's day of true love) <++++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,316 ++++> “INVISIBLE SACRED PRAYER” <++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,317 ++++> “LOVE, IT’S LOVE, LET’S CELEBRATE OUR LOVE” <++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
1,318 ++++> “POEMHUNTER REHAB BLUES” <++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<< 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,319 ++++->'*&/& “IN THE CLONE ZONE” &/&*'<-++++ 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,320 ++++>> “WAGING WAR ON SUCCESS” <<++++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 02/05/2010 -- 0 0
1,321 ++++>> “LOVE IS WRITTEN IN THE STARS” <<++++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
1,322 ++++>> “BEAUTIFUL MOTHERS” <<++++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 05/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,323 ++++>> “ELITE & ‘PREFERRED’ LIST”…..? ? ? <<++++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 12/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,324 ++++>> “HAPPY EASTER TO THE NON-BELIEVER” <<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/04/2010 -- 0 0
1,325 ++++>> “NOBODY READS MY STUFF” <<++++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,326 ++++>> “POEMHUNTER AND FORUM 2009 TOP TEN MORONS” <<++++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>++ 01/02/2010 -- 0 0
1,327 ++++>> “SANTA’S A GIGOLO BA*TARD” – Ba-Da-Bang….! ! ! <<<++++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>> 12/22/2009 -- 0 0
1,328 ++++>> “THE LOGICAL SCENARIO” <<++++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
1,329 ++++>>> “Artistic Cloud Design” (Free…! ! !) <<<++++ 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,330 ++++>>> “HAND GRENADE PIZZA” <<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/26/2010 -- 0 0
1,331 ++++>>> “STUPIDITY SPEAKS LOUDER THAN WORDS” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>> 01/21/2010 -- 0 0
1,332 ++++>>> “A CIRCUMCISION” (Haiku) <<<++++ 03/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,333 ++++>>> “CASH FOR CLUNKERS” <<<++++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
1,334 ++++>>> “CHRISTMAS EVE IN NEW YORK CITY” <<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/26/2009 -- 0 0
1,335 ++++>>> “IS OBAMA A CITIZEN? ' <<<++++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 04/21/2010 -- 0 0
1,336 ++++>>> “NOT TOO MANY VISIT ANYMORE” <<<++++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>+++ 01/09/2010 -- 0 0
1,337 ++++>>> “T.M.’s Tribute To Aldo Kraas” <<<++++ 03/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,338 ++++>>> “THE BIRTH OF JESUS IS CHRISTMAS” <<<++++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 12/19/2009 -- 0 0
1,339 ++++>>> “THE BIRTH OF JESUS IS CHRISTMAS” <<<++++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/18/2009 -- 0 0
1,340 ++++>>>> “PANOPLY AMBUSH” <<<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>~~***+++>>> 04/02/2011 -- 0 0
1,341 ++++>>>> “WHIRLPOOL” <<<<++++*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 05/28/2009 -- 0 0
1,342 ++++>>>> 'POP UP TERRORISM' <<<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/17/2010 -- 0 0
1,343 ++++>>>>>>> “B*E*E*R” <<<<<<<++++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 07/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,344 +++< “Christmas, Is Happy And Sad” +++> 11/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,345 +++< “Love Hates Me” +++> 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,346 +++< POEMHUNTER HELL (HAIKU) >+++ 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,347 +++<~~~~~> “THE SLEAZE FACTOR” <~~~~~>+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 03/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,348 +++<<< “BITCH ON A GHOST SHIP” >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,349 +++<<<~~~~~~~> “Ho Causes Woe” <<<~~~~~~*********+++++++++************~~~~~~~~>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,350 +++== “SACRED PRAYER TO ST. VALENTINE” ==+++ 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,351 +++> “I’VE NAMED A COMET AFTER YOU” (Valentine’s Day poem) <+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,352 +++> “CHRISTMAS PRAYER FOR OUR BRAVE TROOPS” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,353 +++> “COFFEE GETS ME NUTS” <+++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 11/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,354 +++> “DARLING, SEND ME YOUR LOVE” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,355 +++> “EVERYONE IS FREAKIN’ OUT” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,356 +++> “GOODBYE AND GOD BLESS AIR AMERICA RADIO” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/26/2010 -- 0 0
1,357 +++> “GREENWOLFE CAPTURES SMALL FOOT” <+++**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 08/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,358 +++> “HENPECKED HEMORRHOID” <+++~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,359 +++> “I’LL CALL HIM H” <+++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,360 +++> “I’VE SECRET POEMHUNTER INFORMATION” <+++***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 02/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,361 +++> “INSECT TELEPATHY FOR DUMMIES” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,362 +++> “KNOW-IT-ALL SYNDROME” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,363 +++> “LOVE IS KING” (Valentine’s Day) <+++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,364 +++> “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE TIMES A THOUSAND TIMES” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
1,365 +++> “OUR LOVE IS AS ROMANTIC AS IT GETS” <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/06/2009 -- 0 0
1,366 +++> “Oversexed” <+++ 11/09/2006 -- 0 1
1,367 +++> “RED TERRAIN” <+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,368 +++> “SIX MORE WEEKS OF WINTER OR EARLY SPRING”….? ? ? <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
1,369 +++> “WARNING - BEWARE” – Badda-bing….! ! ! <+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>>++++ 08/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,370 +++> “WHO THE HELL GIVES A CRAP”…..? ? ? <+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 06/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,371 +++> 'FULL LIST OF THIS ADMINISTRATION'S ACCOMPLISHMENTS' <+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 01/29/2010 -- 0 0
1,372 +++> SAGA # 69 & 1/16TH (DISMAL LIFE OF T.M. FOR THE GODDESS) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,373 +++>? ? ** “POET LIST OF I-POD LOSERS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 1
1,374 +++><><>< “CRONIC WRITER’S AROUSAL” ><><><+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,375 +++>> “A LADY SO LOVELY” <<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 06/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,376 +++>> “BAD WORDS” (Pre-natal spoof) <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,377 +++>> “CHRISTMAS DAY PRAYER” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****~~~~~>>>? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,378 +++>> “IF YOU CALL IT POETRY” <<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>++++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,379 +++>> “LIBERAL AND LOOSE CHRISTMAS” <<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,380 +++>> “LIFE IS LIKE A FIRE” <<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 06/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,381 +++>> “PSYCHICS OF POEMHUNTER” <<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 10/12/2008 -- 0 0
1,382 +++>> “RUSH'S CHOS = OBAMA TRAUMA” <<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 04/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,383 +++>> “SEXUAL TEST” (10 seconds) <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 01/31/2008 -- 0 0
1,384 +++>> “THE CENSOR’S SHIP” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 11/12/2008 -- 0 0
1,385 +++>> “UNIVERSAL GOD CHAMPIONSHIPS” <<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,386 +++>> “WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE”….? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,387 +++>> “WORLD OF THE UNINFORMED” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,388 +++>> “A COLD ONE FOR A BLONDE SO DUMB” <<+++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 01/18/2008 -- 0 0
1,389 +++>> “A FART LASTS BUT A MOMENT” <<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,390 +++>> “BLAME GLOBAL WARMING” <<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 12/14/2007 -- 0 1
1,391 +++>> “CHRISTMAS IS A FRIENDLY TIME” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,392 +++>> “CRIES OF THE MOANIN’ HOMOPHOBIC GHOST” <<+++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 06/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,393 +++>> “CULTURE OF NUDISM” <<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>+++ 08/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,394 +++>> “DAMN CREATURE COPPED MY VIAGRA” <<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 02/21/2009 -- 0 0
1,395 +++>> “DECISION TO LEAVE POEMHUNTER” <<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,396 +++>> “DECISION TO LEAVE POEMHUNTER” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,397 +++>> “Doin’ The Love Dance” +++++++++++++~~~~~~~======>>>** 03/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,398 +++>> “DON’T CANCEL CHRISTMAS” <<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 11/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,399 +++>> “DREAMY, CREAMY, CHRISTMAS” ++++***********++++************+++++************* 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,400 +++>> “EASTER SUNDAY PRAYER” <<+++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 04/11/2009 -- 0 0
1,401 +++>> “ELVIS - HIS LEGEND LIVES ON” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 08/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,402 +++>> “EVERYONE LOVES A SOLDIER” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 11/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,403 +++>> “EXPERT ON STUPIDITY” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,404 +++>> “GLOBAL WARMING VALENTINE” <<+++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,405 +++>> “GOD BLESS CHRISTMAS IN AMERICA” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,406 +++>> “GOD’S LIMO DRIVER IS A PERVERT” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
1,407 +++>> “HOW TO HAWK A VALENTINE” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,408 +++>> “IF I GOT YOU PREGNANT ON VALENTINE’S DAY” <<+++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,409 +++>> “If Tears Could Sing” <<+++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,410 +++>> “IN THE RED BLOOD OF THE BEAST” (Vampires) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/24/2007 -- 0 3
1,411 +++>> “INNOVATIVE JIHADIST TOY RECALLED” <<+++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>+++ 10/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,412 +++>> “INTIMATE RENDEZVOUS” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,413 +++>> “ISRAEL JUST WANTS PEACE” <<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 12/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,414 +++>> “IT’S ALL OVER FOR RUDY” <<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 01/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,415 +++>> “JUNK SCIENCE” <<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 09/10/2008 -- 0 0
1,416 +++>> “LOVE Is The Wonder Of GOD” (Dyslexic poem) <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,417 +++>> “MOTHER’S DAY PRAYER” <<+++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
1,418 +++>> “MY LAST BIRTHDAY, SUCKED” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 02/23/2010 -- 0 0
1,419 +++>> “NAKED ON YOUR COMPUTER” <<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,420 +++>> “NUCLEAR POWERED AIR HEAD” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,421 +++>> “OBAMA, DALAI LAMA AND YO MAMA” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,422 +++>> “ON YOUR MARX” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,423 +++>> “PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU’RE LONELY” <<+++***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,424 +++>> “POEMHUNTER SITCOM> KERSWELL & QUINN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 05/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,425 +++>> “PRAYER FOR THE VICTIMS AND THEIR FAMILIES”<<<++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************++++++++++>>> 04/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,426 +++>> “PUNK JUNK MAGIC” <<+++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,427 +++>> “REAL ESTATE LICENSE AVAILABLE” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<<+++ 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,428 +++>> “RECIPE OF A FANTASY” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,429 +++>> “SAINT NICK’S YULETIDE RIDE” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,430 +++>> “SINATRA, JESUS & ELVIS ENDORSE GIULIANI” <<+++~~~~~~~~*********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,431 +++>> “SLEEP DON’T WEEP BABY” <<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,432 +++>> “SPINE OF STEEL” <<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,433 +++>> “SWEET SMELL OF SKIN” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,434 +++>> “The Culture Of Romance” <<+++ 02/20/2007 5.5 2 5
1,435 +++>> “THE ECHO OF CHRISTMAS ROMANCE” <<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>++++ 10/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,436 +++>> “THE MYSTERIOUS ‘KNOW IT ALL’ SYNDROME” <<++************************************>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>**************>>>+++ 10/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,437 +++>> “The Phrase-Juggling Wordsmith” <<+++ 02/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,438 +++>> “THEY PROMISED US AN ICE AGE” <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>+++ 01/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,439 +++>> “TITLED, BUT STUPID” <<+++~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,440 +++>> “VALENTINE, OH LOVELY VALENTINE” <<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++>>> 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,441 +++>> “W*A*Y*W*A*R*D V*E*S*S*E*L” (Deep Sorrow Poem) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,442 +++>> “We Get The Power From The Lord” <<+++ 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,443 +++>> “WHAT THE HELL IS IT”? – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 07/10/2009 -- 0 0
1,444 +++>> “WORDS SO DISINGENUOUS” <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
1,445 +++>> “YOU DON’T ORDER A COFFIN VERY OFTEN” <<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>+++ 12/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,446 +++>> 'KEEP IT LIBERAL AND LOOSE'<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,447 +++>> 'POEM FOR A VALENTINE'S LOVE' <<+++*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,448 +++>>? ? ? ? “GOD DAMN AMERICA”? ? ? ? <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,449 +++>>> “ARMAGEDDON….? ? ? It’s happening right here”….! ! ! +++>>>******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,450 +++>>> “(#203,000,179) Haiku, Sonnet, Rhyme, Whatever” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,451 +++>>> “9-11 CHANGED NEW YORK CITY AND AMERICA, FOREVER” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,452 +++>>> “A DART IS A DART” <<<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,453 +++>>> “A SINCERE THANK YOU” <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
1,454 +++>>> “ABUSE & CONSTANT USE OF PROFANITY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,455 +++>>> “AMERICAN WOMEN SHOULD LEARN TO WEAR A BURGER” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************++++>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,456 +++>>> “AMERICANS ARE” <<<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 05/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,457 +++>>> “ANTI-AMERICAN RHETORIC” <<<+++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,458 +++>>> “ANYONE CAN BE A POET” <<<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 06/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,459 +++>>> “ASHAMED TO BE AN AMERICAN”……? ? ? +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>++++ 05/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,460 +++>>> “B*I*R*T*H*D*A*Y SO R*O*M*A*N*T*I*C” <<<+++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
1,461 +++>>> “BIN LADEN, DON’T NUKE POEMHUNTER” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,462 +++>>> “BING-BANG-BOOM-BOOM-BOOM” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,463 +++>>> “BIRTHDAY DREAM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
1,464 +++>>> “CHRISTMAS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,465 +++>>> “CO*K A DOODLE DOO” (XXX…? ? ?) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,466 +++>>> “DALAI LAMA-DALAI LAMA” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,467 +++>>> “DEATH IS THE SADDEST” (Sad poem) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,468 +++>>> “DISBELIEF OF HILLARY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,469 +++>>> “DON’T YOU MISS YOUR MOMMA”…..? ? ? <<<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,470 +++>>> “DRINKING LIQUID NITROGEN” <<<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 03/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,471 +++>>> “EVERYDAY I THANK THE LORD FOR MY MOM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>>? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,472 +++>>> “GOD*BLESS*OUR*MOMS*ON*CHRISTMAS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,473 +++>>> “HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY LADIES” <<<+++****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~***(((((<<< 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,474 +++>>> “HE’D RATHER BOMB THAN BANG” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,475 +++>>> “HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH QUINN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,476 +++>>> “HEY CORPSE, STOP COUGHIN’ INSIDE YOUR COFFIN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,477 +++>>> “I JUST LOVE >> ‘LOL’” <<<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,478 +++>>> “I WON THE BI-POD” (Thanks PoemHunter) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,479 +++>>> “INTELLIGENT STATEMENT FROM PARIS”…..? ? ? +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,480 +++>>> “JIHAD AGAINST HILTON” (Guantanamo Bay) >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,481 +++>>> “JUNK SCIENCE” <<<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 06/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,482 +++>>> “LIST OF FORTHCOMING T.M. POEM TITLES” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,483 +++>>> “MENTIONS OF G * D ARE NOW PROHIBITED” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,484 +++>>> “MOMS ARE SACRED” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,485 +++>>> “MOON GODDESS WANTS ME DEAD” +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,486 +++>>> “MY LIBERAL TOY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************++++? ? ? 06/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,487 +++>>> “MY SACRED PROMISE” <<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,488 +++>>> “MYSTERIOUS POEM WIZARD” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 02/09/2008 -- 0 0
1,489 +++>>> “N*E*G*L*I*G*E*E” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,490 +++>>> “NUCLEAR BUTTERFLY” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 11/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,491 +++>>> “O.J. ENDORSED HER, WILL HILLARY VISIT HIM”….? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,492 +++>>> “OH MY GODDESS”…..! ! ! ++++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 06/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,493 +++>>> “ONLY DEALS EXCEEDING $100,000,000 PLEASE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>++ 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,494 +++>>> “PAIN IN THE MASS” <<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,495 +++>>> “PARIS BACK IN THE CLINK” – Badda Bing….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,496 +++>>> “PERFECT BOD FOR AN I-POD” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,497 +++>>> “POET FBI>> YOU’RE UNDER ARREST” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>? ? ? 05/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,498 +++>>> “POET NEEDED AS DENTAL ASSISTANT” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>+++ 06/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,499 +++>>> “PO-ET-TREE” (Po’et-ry) <<<+++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>+++ 10/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,500 +++>>> “PORTRAIT OF ANGER” <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 04/10/2008 -- 0 0
1,501 +++>>> “PUSSY’S THE FORUM’S ROOT CANAL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,502 +++>>> “RUSH LIMBAUGH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,503 +++>>> “S*E*X S*U*C*K*S” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,504 +++>>> “S*E*X T*E*S*T - S*E*X T*E*S*T” <<<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 03/17/2010 -- 0 0
1,505 +++>>> “SACRED PRAYER FOR CHRISTMAS” <<<+++****************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,506 +++>>> “SCREAMIN’ BLUE JESUS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 06/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,507 +++>>> “SEXUAL EXPLOSION” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 09/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,508 +++>>> “SIT BACK AND WAIT FOR THEM TO ATTACK”….? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,509 +++>>> “SO SORRY, ARE THE WORDS OF A DOWNRIGHT FOOL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,510 +++>>> “SO WE SLEPT TOGETHER”…..? ? ? <<<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`***************>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,511 +++>>> “SOME SAY JESUS WILL RETURN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,512 +++>>> “SORRY LOVER, I WAS LONELY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 1
1,513 +++>>> “SPY SATELLITE IS DEAD MEAT” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,514 +++>>> “SWEET NIPPLES” (New Super Hero) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,515 +++>>> “T.M. THANKS LADY OF THE LAKE” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,516 +++>>> “THANK HEAVEN FOR OUR MOMS” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,517 +++>>> “THE GREAT PARTY OF THE SUPER UNHINGED” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>>> 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,518 +++>>> “THE LIGHT OF PEACE” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,519 +++>>> “THE LONELY BALLOON” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 1
1,520 +++>>> “THE PASSIONATE PROUD PATRIOT” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,521 +++>>> “THE POOPER-SCOOPER POET AWARD GOES TO” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,522 +++>>> “TRIBUTE TO OUR 9-11 HEROES” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,523 +++>>> “Whackadoo’s Wackin’ BUTT, Butt It Ain’t Happenin’” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,524 +++>>> “WHILE THE POOCH IS AWAY, THE PUSSY WILL PLAY” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,525 +++>>> “WHO CARES”…..? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>+++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,526 +++>>> “WHY DID BUSH INVADE IRAQ”…..? ? ? <<<+++********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>++++ 09/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,527 +++>>> “Y*O*U A*R*E B*L*E*S*S*E*D” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/23/2007 -- 0 1
1,528 +++>>> “YOU’RE A RACIST” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
1,529 +++>>> “YOUR LATEST MISTAKE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,530 +++>>> “YOUR*QUILL*WAS*ON*FIRE*TODAY” <<<+++******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>>+++++ 06/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,531 +++>>> ”Ahmadinejad Is Not A Thug” <<<+++**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 09/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,532 +++>>> 'ANOTHER APOLOGY, ANOTHER TOUR' <<<+++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 06/02/2009 -- 0 0
1,533 +++>>> ***>>>> “I*N*S*P*I*R*E*D” <<<<*** <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>? ? ? ? 05/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,534 +++>>> “’TWAS * A * BORING * DREAM” <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 05/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,535 +++>>> “72 ROSIES OFFERED TO JIHADISTS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,536 +++>>> “A JERK IS A JERK” <<<+++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,537 +++>>> “A Liberal’s Worst Nightmare” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,538 +++>>> “A LOVER’S DIRECTION” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,539 +++>>> “A SACRED HILLARY RODHAM CHRISTMAS” <<<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>+++ 10/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,540 +++>>> “A TINY TEAR TOUCHED MY HEART' <<<+++~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>++++ 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,541 +++>>> “A*I*R S*O*U*L P*R*O*J*E*C*T*I*O*N” <<<+++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 10/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,542 +++>>> “ACTING STUPIDLY” <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 05/26/2010 -- 0 0
1,543 +++>>> “Ahmadinejad Supports” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 09/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,544 +++>>> “Al Qaeda Looks Forward To 2008” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? ? 04/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,545 +++>>> “Al Sharpton’s UFO Abduction” <<<~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,546 +++>>> “ALL MORONS ARE CREATED EQUAL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,547 +++>>> “ALL OTHERS PAY CASH” <<<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 04/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,548 +++>>> “AMERICAN LIBERAL LAMENT” <<<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,549 +++>>> “AMERICAN FOOLS ON APRIL FIRST” <<<+++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
1,550 +++>>> “Another Bush In Office” <<<+++ 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,551 +++>>> “ANOTHER CHRISTMAS HAIKU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,552 +++>>> “ANOTHER CHRISTMAS HAS PASSED US BY” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,553 +++>>> “ANOTHER MOTHER’S DAY HAS PASSED US BY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************(((((<< 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,554 +++>>> “ANTHEM FOR THE ANTONYM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,555 +++>>> “Appeasement Or Discipline”….? ? ? <<<+++ 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,556 +++>>> “APRIL FOOL’S DAY COMPUTER WORM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
1,557 +++>>> “April Showers Will End In 48 Hours” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,558 +++>>> “ARSONISTS DESERVE THE DEATH PENALTY” <<<+++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 10/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,559 +++>>> “AS FOR THE CREEPS HERE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,560 +++>>> “BALLS” ***<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,561 +++>>> “BELATED BIRTHDAY” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,562 +++>>> “BIG FOOT GETS HOOKER ‘AMOROUS’” +++>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************^^^^^^^^^^^^^((((<< 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,563 +++>>> “BIG FOOT IS DEAD” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,564 +++>>> “BIMBO IN LIMBO” – Badda Bang….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? 06/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,565 +++>>> “Bin Laden Loves Senator Harry Reid The Mormon” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,566 +++>>> “BIRTHDAY PIZZA PARTY” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
1,567 +++>>> “BIRTHDAY ROMANCE” <<<+++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 0
1,568 +++>>> “BLESS THE COURAGEOUS SOULS” (Memorial Day Tribute) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~***************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,569 +++>>> “BOGUS CHRISTMAS” <<<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,570 +++>>> “BONE TO BONE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,571 +++>>> “BRITISH MEN LOVE BEST” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,572 +++>>> “BUSH IS KING” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,573 +++>>> “BUSTIN’ MY STONES” <<<+++*************^^^^^^^^^^^***************^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,574 +++>>> “CAPITIALISM (Independence) OR SOCIALISM (Dependence) ”….? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,575 +++>>> “CASH TALKS, BULLS*** WALKS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,576 +++>>> “CHRISTMAS DAY PRAYER OF LOVE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************^^^^^^^^^^^>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,577 +++>>> “CHRISTMAS IS A LONELY TIME FOR SOME” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>>+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,578 +++>>> “CHRISTMAS IS COMING FAST” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,579 +++>>> “CLEVER AS THE LEFT WING” <<<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>+++ 05/07/2010 -- 0 0
1,580 +++>>> “CLONE TO CLONE” <<<+++*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>>? ? ? 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,581 +++>>> “COLLAPSED SPAN OVER THE EVIL RIVER” <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,582 +++>>> “COMMON SENSE IS DEAD” <<<+++`~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/12/2008 -- 0 0
1,583 +++>>> “COMPLETE BIBLE REENACTMENT” (DVD RELEASE DATE UNDETERMINED) ***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>> 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,584 +++>>> “COMPLETE PEACE AND LOVE' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,585 +++>>> “COMPUTER BREATH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>? ? ? 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,586 +++>>> “Conjunctions Are Prohibited” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,587 +++>>> “CRANK IT UP NORTHMAN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? 04/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,588 +++>>> “CRANK IT UP SAWNMAN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++>>>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,589 +++>>> “CRAZIE LOVE” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++? ? ? 05/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,590 +++>>> “CULTURE OF MORONS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,591 +++>>> “CULTURE OF VIOLENCE” <<<*************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,592 +++>>> “CYBERSUICIDE” <<<+++**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>+++ 10/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,593 +++>>> “Deals Under $200,000,000 Need Not Apply” - Badda bing....! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,594 +++>>> “DEAR LORD, FORGIVE THE COWARDS” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>> 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,595 +++>>> “DEEP REGRET AND SORROW” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,596 +++>>> “Dialogue With Terrorists” ****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>$$$? ? ? >> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,597 +++>>> “DIAMOND STUDS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,598 +++>>> “DIAPER RASH” <<<+++*********************************************************************88~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************8>>>+++ 09/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,599 +++>>> “DO NOT BREATHE ON MAY 10TH” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~((((<< 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,600 +++>>> “DO NOT BREATHE ON MAY 12TH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,601 +++>>> “DOCTORS OF TERROR” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>+++ 07/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,602 +++>>> “DON’T BLOW IT, OLD POET” <<<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,603 +++>>> “DON’T F*** WITH ME” <<<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 01/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,604 +++>>> “DON’T YOU MISS YOUR MOMMA”…..? ? ? <<<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 05/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,605 +++>>> “Dr. Heckell & Mrs. Jive” <<<+++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 03/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,606 +++>>> “DROP DEAD BOOTY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,607 +++>>> “DUMMY AND THE BROOM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,608 +++>>> “EASY TO BE SLEAZY” <<<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,609 +++>>> “EGG WHITES FUEL FOR CAR ENGINE” (Aliens Say) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>>++++ 06/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,610 +++>>> “ENGLISH > ‘NO’, S.S. BENEFITS > ‘YES’” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,611 +++>>> “EVIL RHAPSODY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,612 +++>>> “FATHER’S DAY PRAYER” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,613 +++>>> “FIRST PERVERT” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,614 +++>>> “FORUM COUNTY FAIR” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,615 +++>>> “FOUR IMPORTANT MOTHER’S DAY POEMS” (FOR YOU) <<<+++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/09/2010 -- 0 0
1,616 +++>>> “GENERAL DAVID PETRAEUS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,617 +++>>> “GERTRUDE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,618 +++>>> “GET THE SLUT OUT OF HERE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,619 +++>>> “GIVE A HIGH FIVE FOR ACHMEDINAJIVE” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,620 +++>>> “GLOBAL WARMING WITHOUT YOU” <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 01/31/2008 -- 0 0
1,621 +++>>> “GOD CREATED SOUND FOR MAN” <<<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 11/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,622 +++>>> “GOD IS THE HEAD OF THE SACRED TRINITY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,623 +++>>> “GOD PLEASE BLESS CHRISTMAS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~+++++>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,624 +++>>> “GOD*BLESS*OUR*MOMS” (Mother’s Day Tribute) >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>++++? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 1
1,625 +++>>> “Gore Will Visit And Survey Planet Mars” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************((((<<<< 04/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,626 +++>>> “GRAND ‘OLE MOMS” (Mother’s Day Poem) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************+++++++>>>> 04/29/2007 -- 0 3
1,627 +++>>> “GREENHOUSE GASES ON SHAMROCK DAY” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 03/17/2010 -- 0 0
1,628 +++>>> “H*O*A*X” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,629 +++>>> “HE ATTRACTS ABUSE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*********>>>>+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,630 +++>>> “HILLARY MAKES KARL MARX BLUSH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,631 +++>>> “HILLARY versus BARACK” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,632 +++>>> “HILLARY, JIHAD and ROOT CANAL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,633 +++>>> “HILLARY’S DEMONIC LAUGH” <<<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((((((((((((((((++++>>> 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,634 +++>>> “HOWLIN’ IS GROWLIN’ AGAIN” <<<+++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 12/10/2010 -- 0 0
1,635 +++>>> “HUMPSTERS” <<<+++~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,636 +++>>> “HYPERACTIVE TONGUE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,637 +++>>> “I COULDN’T BE MORE SORRY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,638 +++>>> “I HATE YOU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>>> 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,639 +++>>> “I Just Love The Liberal's Conspiracy Theories” << (Urgent! !) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,640 +++>>> “I NEED A CHRISTMAS LOVER” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,641 +++>>> “I’LL INSPIRE YOU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,642 +++>>> “I’M SICK OF FEELIN’ SORRY FOR MYSELF” (Sorry Poem) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/15/2007 -- 0 2
1,643 +++>>> “I’M SO WORRIED ABOUT CAPTURED TERRORIST’S” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 06/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,644 +++>>> “IF I MAKE HATE TO YOU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,645 +++>>> “IF IT WALKS LIKE A *UCK” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************++++>>>? ? ? 06/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,646 +++>>> “IMO—IN MY OPINION” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 03/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,647 +++>>> “INSANITY CERTIFICATION – FREE” <<<+++******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,648 +++>>> “INSPIRATION * FOR * GOOD * FRIDAY” <<<+++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 04/02/2010 -- 0 0
1,649 +++>>> “INTERNATIONAL INTERNET LICENSE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,650 +++>>> “ISRAEL IS ABSOLUTELY RIGHT” <<<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 12/31/2008 -- 0 0
1,651 +++>>> “KARAOKE CAN DEFEAT TERRORISM” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++++++ 06/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,652 +++>>> “KARL MARKS VIEWS SUBDUED IN FRANCE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,653 +++>>> “KILLER VIRUS EATS YOUR BRAINS” <<<+++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 10/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,654 +++>>> “KILLING YOU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~ 06/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,655 +++>>> “KISSING ON DISTANT PLANETS” – Badda Bing….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,656 +++>>> “LEARN STUPIDITY IN TWO WEEKS” (FREE) <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,657 +++>>> “LET US PRAY FOR AMERICA” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 06/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,658 +++>>> “LET’S LEGALIZE INDIGESTION” +++>>>~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,659 +++>>> “LIBERALS NEVER MENTION” (T.M. Info-Poem) <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >>>>>>>++++ 07/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,660 +++>>> “LOVE IS LIKE DEATH” <<<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 11/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,661 +++>>> “LOVE MAKING PRAYER” (SOLEMN) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,662 +++>>> “LOVELY PAINTED SNOWFLAKE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>++++ 07/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,663 +++>>> “MOANIN’ MAN, THE MORNIN’ MAN” <<<+++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 05/30/2009 -- 0 0
1,664 +++>>> “MOMMAS AND GRANDMAS” (Mother's Day Wishes) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 1
1,665 +++>>> “MOTHER’S DAY PRAYER” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>>> 05/05/2007 -- 0 1
1,666 +++>>> “MOTHERS ARE A GIFT OF GOD” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>> 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,667 +++>>> “MOTHERS ARE THE LOVES OF OUR LIVES” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,668 +++>>> “MY FEET IN CEMENT” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,669 +++>>> “MY LAMBORGHINI” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,670 +++>>> “MY SORROWFUL MOMENT OF SADNESS” <<<+++********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,671 +++>>> “MY THANKS, SIR DAVID” (Haiku) <<<+++***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,672 +++>>> “Nicolas Sarkozy…, Yes” <<<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 11/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,673 +++>>> “NOBEL AL TAKES GORE PRIZE” <<<+++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>++++ 10/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,674 +++>>> “NOBEL PEACE PRIZE-WHAT A FARCE” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>+++ 10/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,675 +++>>> “NOT ENOUGH MONEY>>> SORRY” ++++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************? ? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,676 +++>>> “NUCLEAR POWERED ROMANCE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,677 +++>>> “O. J. IS INNOCENT” (Absolutely) <<<+++ *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,678 +++>>> “OBAMA BLOW OUT IN STATE” <<<+++***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,679 +++>>> “OBAMA PHENOMENA” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,680 +++>>> “OBAMA WANTS TO INVADE”....? ? ? ? <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,681 +++>>> “OBAMA’S AUNT” (BREAKING NEWS) <<<+++******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************>>>+++ 11/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,682 +++>>> “OH OBAMA, OH OBAMA” <<<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 01/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,683 +++>>> “OLD ANGRY TURKEY” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>++++ 06/28/2007 -- 0 1
1,684 +++>>> “ONCE UPON A WORM” <<<+++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>>+++ 09/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,685 +++>>> “OUR FINAL PERFORMANCE” <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 01/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,686 +++>>> “OUR PLANET IS DOOMED” <<<+++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,687 +++>>> “Overdose Of Stupidity” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,688 +++>>> “PAIN IN MY PAST” <<<+++****************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>+++ 09/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,689 +++>>> “PARIS FOR PRESIDENT” - Badda Bing....! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,690 +++>>> “PEACE AT THE COST OF WAR” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,691 +++>>> “People Who Read Trade Martin Also Read” (Poet Police Report) +++>>>***************~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,692 +++>>> “PETER COTTONTAIL IS PREGNANT” <<<+++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 01/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,693 +++>>> “PLAGIARISM-PLAGIARISM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,694 +++>>> “PLANET GLIESE 581c” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~***************++++(((((<<< 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,695 +++>>> “PLEASE DO NOT USE SEXUAL INNUENDOS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,696 +++>>> “PLEASE DON’T GO POEMHUNTER ON US” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>>>>>>> 05/02/2007 -- 0 1
1,697 +++>>> “PLEASE FORGIVE ME” <<<+++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,698 +++>>> “POEM POLICE ARE AFTER YOU” +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,699 +++>>> “POEMHUNTER IDOL” (Enter now) <<<+++ 02/07/2007 10.0 2 0
1,700 +++>>> “POEMHUNTER POET POLICE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ((((<<< 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,701 +++>>> “PoemHunter Poll Regarding Life On Other Planets” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,702 +++>>> “POET BOMBER IS BACK” (Haiku) +++>>>**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,703 +++>>> “POET LIST OF LOSERS” (Congratulations....! ! !) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,704 +++>>> “POET WITHOUT A SPELL CHECK” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,705 +++>>> “Poetic Quote From Super Hero, Northman” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~ 04/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,706 +++>>> “POETIC TERRORISM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,707 +++>>> “PORNO THE LIB MAN” <<<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,708 +++>>> “PRAYER FOR ALL MOTHERS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>>++++ 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,709 +++>>> “PRAYER TO KARL MARX” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,710 +++>>> “PREMATURE EVACUATION” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((<< 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,711 +++>>> “PROSTITUTION RING” (Rated XYZ) <<<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 04/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,712 +++>>> “PROSTITUTION RING” <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 04/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,713 +++>>> “PUSSIES ARE RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE USA” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,714 +++>>> “PUSSY EATS THE FOWL” (or, Pussy Eats Crow) <<<+++~~~~~~~**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,715 +++>>> “PUSSY ON THE MOON” <<<+++~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 09/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,716 +++>>> “QUIET, MAYBE THE QUINN JIHAD IS OVER” (Haiku) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,717 +++>>> “READ URGENT POSTING AT THE FORUM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,718 +++>>> “RECESSION DECEPTION” <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 01/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,719 +++>>> “REPORT UFOS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,720 +++>>> “REQUEST FOR A MELODY” <<<+++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 04/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,721 +++>>> “ROMANTIC IMMUNITY” <<<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,722 +++>>> “ROMEO TELLS THE LADIES WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 09/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,723 +++>>> “S*E*X*U*A*L C*A*N*D*Y” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,724 +++>>> “Sasquach To Wed Chinese Transsexual Porno Star”- Badda bing....! ! ! +++<<<<~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************* 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,725 +++>>> “Sasquash Is A Jackass” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>> 06/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,726 +++>>> “SAWNMAN TO THE RESCUE” (Sean North Tribute) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,727 +++>>> “Scam, Bam, Thank You Mam” (A special poet message) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 04/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,728 +++>>> “SCAMS EXCEEDING $100,000,000 ONLY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>++ 05/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,729 +++>>> “SCHMUCKS” <<<+++*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,730 +++>>> “SCREW A TERRORIST, PREVENT A BOMBING” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,731 +++>>> “SECRET PRAYER OF A LOST WOMAN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++? ? ? ? 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,732 +++>>> “SEXUAL WORKSHOP” (ADVANCED) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,733 +++>>> “SHE SUPPORTED BUSH” <<<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,734 +++>>> “SICK CHICK” (Dedicated to? ? ?) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 06/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,735 +++>>> “SILENT SYLLABLES” (Dedicated to Sondra Ball) 12/16/2010 -- 0 0
1,736 +++>>> “SIMPLE, CHILDISH, MINDS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 09/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,737 +++>>> “SLUG FOUND IN WOMAN’S THONG” – Badda bing….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 1
1,738 +++>>> “So Ashamed Of My Country” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>>+++++ 06/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,739 +++>>> “SOME SAY SUMMER SUCKS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,740 +++>>> “SORRY YOU’RE SO SEXY” <<<+++~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>>+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,741 +++>>> “STUPIDITY IS A VIRTUE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,742 +++>>> “SWIMMING IN YOUR BLOOD” <<<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>+++ 07/31/2007 -- 0 1
1,743 +++>>> “THE CLINTON’S & NORMAN HSU” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,744 +++>>> “THE CULTURE OF JEALOUSY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<<< 04/30/2007 -- 0 1
1,745 +++>>> “THE DEMONIC POEM OF MURDER” <<<+++ 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,746 +++>>> “THE GAVONE SYNDROME” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,747 +++>>> “THE GHOST OF KARL MARX SPEAKS” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,748 +++>>> “THE GOLDEN SHOWER AWARDS” <<<+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>++++ 07/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,749 +++>>> “THE GREAT ‘X’ POEM” (Rated XXX) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,750 +++>>> “THE INTEGRITY-LADEN, NON-POET IS BACK” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/14/2007 -- 0 1
1,751 +++>>> “The Invisible Brain” <<<+++ 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,752 +++>>> “THE KING CRAB AND THE HOOKER” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,753 +++>>> “THE LIBS SUPPORT CHAVEZ” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,754 +++>>> “THE LIGHT OF CHRISTMAS PEACE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,755 +++>>> “THE NEW CHRISTMAS IN URANUS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,756 +++>>> “THE POWER OF THE PUSSY” <<<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,757 +++>>> “THERAPY FOR ME” <<<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 02/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,758 +++>>> “There Is No Comment Submitted By Members” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,759 +++>>> “THREE SOLDIERS ABDUCTED BY AL QAEDA” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,760 +++>>> “TODAY WAS MOM’S BIRTHDAY” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/10/2007 -- 0 1
1,761 +++>>> “TOILET TISSUE TO BE RATIONED” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>> 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,762 +++>>> “TOXIC WASTELANDS” (Haiku) +++>>>*************~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~>>>>+++? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,763 +++>>> “TWANG, BANG, DO YOUR THANG” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>? ? ? 04/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,764 +++>>> “TWAS THE NIGHT AFTER HALLOWEEN” <<<+++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 11/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,765 +++>>> “UGLY ZOMBIES DANCIN’ IN THE NIGHT” <<<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/23/2007 -- 0 1
1,766 +++>>> “UNDISCLOSED DEAR FRIEND’S DEATH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,767 +++>>> “UNHOLY WHORE, a-a-a-no, I MEAN UNHOLY WAR” (Sorry) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************? ? ? ? ? ? 05/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,768 +++>>> “UNSOCIALIZED MEDICINE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~>>>>++++ 07/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,769 +++>>> “UPSIDE DOWN, ANGRY ‘OL CLOWN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,770 +++>>> “URGENT MESSAGE” <<<+++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************? ? ? ? ? ? ? 10/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,771 +++>>> “VALENTINE, TELL ME YOU’RE A HOLOGRAM” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,772 +++>>> “VALLEY OF SORROW” (Haiku) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,773 +++>>> “VELVEETA IN THE MOONLIGHT” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,774 +++>>> “VERY SAD NEWS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,775 +++>>> “VIOLENT WHIRLPOOL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,776 +++>>> “WACKADOODLE” <<<+++******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 04/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,777 +++>>> “WAITIN’ TO DIE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,778 +++>>> “WAR MEANS” <<<+++**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/03/2007 -- 0 9
1,779 +++>>> “WAYWARD VESSEL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,780 +++>>> “WE’RE ALL GROWING OLD” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,781 +++>>> “WEAK OPINIONS HATE TEASING” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,782 +++>>> “WHALE FAMILY MAY ADOPT ROSIE” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,783 +++>>> “WHEN TRUE FRIENDS BID FAREWELL” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,784 +++>>> “WHERE DID THE ‘72 VIRGINS’ MYTH ORIGINATE”…..? ? ? +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,785 +++>>> “WHILE INTERCOURSE SPEAKS” <<<+++********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>>+++++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,786 +++>>> “WILDMAN DIE” (Tribute) <<<+++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,787 +++>>> “WILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF” <<<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>+++ 09/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,788 +++>>> “WIN AN AUTHENTIC TERRORIST TOWEL” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>>? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 1
1,789 +++>>> “WISDOM OF THE BRILLIANT SAGES” <<<+++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
1,790 +++>>> “WISH OF A FISH” <<<+++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,791 +++>>> “Without God You Are Soul-Low” (Solo) <<<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 11/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,792 +++>>> “WONDROUS CHRISTMAS MURDER” <<<+++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 12/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,793 +++>>> “WONDROUS PASSION OF CHRISTMAS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,794 +++>>> “Yes, Yes, Yes, Or No, No, No” <<<+++ 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,795 +++>>> “YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MOM IN THE WORLD” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,796 +++>>> “YOU CAN SMELL THE BLUES” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>+++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,797 +++>>> “YOU SLAY ME” <<<+++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,798 +++>>> “YOUR BOOB MAY BE A BOMB” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,799 +++>>> “ZOMBIEISM” <<<+++**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,800 +++>>> “ZOOPHILIA CULTURE TV” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,801 +++>>> ”THE EAGLE SILENTLY SOARS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,802 +++>>> 'BULLET-PROOF BITCH' +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/29/2007 -- 0 1
1,803 +++>>> Do not submit poems contain words like; fu.k, cu.t etc. (Nice PoemHunter sentence) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 1
1,804 +++>>> 'FLY ME ON YOUR BROOM' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>+++ 12/12/2010 -- 0 0
1,805 +++>>> 'FOR ALL PROUD AMERICANS' +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>>+++++ 05/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,806 +++>>> HAPPY EARTHDAY...! ! ! “THE FARCE OF GLOBAL WARMING” <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 04/22/2010 -- 0 0
1,807 +++>>> I SEE CHRISTMAS IN YOUR EYES' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>> 09/09/2007 -- 0 1
1,808 +++>>> 'I SEE VERY CLASSY TITLES HERE' <<<+++***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 02/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,809 +++>>> 'Lord Give Us The Strength' (Revisited 2007) <<<+++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/11/2007 -- 0 2
1,810 +++>>> 'MEMORIAL MONDAY' (Lyric from T.M.'s patriotic 'CF43' CD) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 05/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,811 +++>>> SALINE, SALINE, WHY YOU TREAT ME SO MEAN, MEAN, MEAN”….? ? ? +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,812 +++>>> SHUT UP, SHUT UP, YES, YES, PLEASE…..! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,813 +++>>> 'THE AMAZING CHRISTMAS BRAIN” +++>>>~~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,814 +++>>> 'THE BUBBLE' <<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 03/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,815 +++>>> URGENT>>> “The Word L**e Is Now Banned” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<<< 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,816 +++>>> 'VITO THE JEWISH SNOWMAN' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~>>>>+++ 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,817 +++>>> 'When You've Got Class' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,818 +++>>>)))) ”AHMADINEJAD” ((((<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 09/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,819 +++>>>)))) < “UGLY JUICE” >((((<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,820 +++>>>**** “Christmas Without Imus” ****<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,821 +++>>>***** “CAPPUCCINO” *****<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,822 +++>>>> “I GOOFED UP” <<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++>>> 11/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,823 +++>>>> “MORAL IS > DON’T EVER LAUGH AT YOUR HO” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************((((((<<< 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,824 ++< “FALSE PROFITS WILL FALL” >++ 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,825 ++< “My Poems Are A Bust” ++> 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,826 ++< “Some 1 Hoo Eye Thought Eye New” ++> 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,827 ++< “Thanksgiving Day Prayer & Blessing” ++> (For Everyone) 11/23/2006 10.0 1 0
1,828 ++<< “The Challenged Frog Who Just Couldn’t Jump” ++>> 01/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,829 ++<<< “Halloween Is Over” (Praise The Lord) >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~((((((((((>>>+++ 11/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,830 ++= “Fasting From Murder” =++ 10/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,831 ++=> “Cosmic Christmas Celebration” <=++ 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,832 ++> “AUGUST SIXTEENTH, NINETEEN SEVENTY- SEVEN” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,833 ++> “FLYING SAUCER & ST. NICK'S SLEIGH COLLIDE” <++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 12/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,834 ++> “JOE THE PLUMBER” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,835 ++> (WARNING) “IF YOU SUCK S**A WITH A STRAW” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,836 ++> “A SUMMER TUNE TOUCHES ME” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,837 ++> “A UFO WAS FOUND IN AN OLD GEEZER’S DIRTY DIAPER” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/28/2010 -- 0 0
1,838 ++> “AMERICA IS A DISMAL MISERYLAND” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>++ 10/30/2008 -- 0 0
1,839 ++> “AN IMPORTANT NOTICE AND A CHRISTMAS POEM” ++>>******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 12/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,840 ++> “AS THE TONGUE DOES ITS SENSUAL LICKS” (Rated xxx) <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~>>>+++~~~~~~~~~ 07/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,841 ++> “ATTENTION ALL BORN AGAIN BOMBERS” <++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 12/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,842 ++> “BARACK OBAMA, APOLOGIST FOR AMERICA” <++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 07/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,843 ++> “BILL CLINTON'S ILLUSTRIOUS MILITARY CAREER” <<+*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 10/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,844 ++> “CANDID INTENTIONS OF AN INSANE RACIST” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,845 ++> “CHAPPAQUDIC TED ENDORSES OBAMA” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,846 ++> “COPY CAT ROBOT” (A pussy special) <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 07/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,847 ++> “CRYPTIC MESSAGE CHALLENGE” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 10/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,848 ++> “DAMN CREATURE STOLE MY VALENTINE” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,849 ++> “DON’T CALL THEM TERRORISTS” <++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 11/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,850 ++> “Donkey Honk Dummy”-Badda bing...! ! ! <++ 10/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,851 ++> “ELVIS DISCUSSES HIS AFTERLIFE” (30 years today) <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,852 ++> “FARTING CAR & TRUCK BOMBS” (METHANE POWER) <<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,853 ++> “GOD BLESS AMERICAN TROOPS AT CHRISTMAS” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,854 ++> “HAPPY FATHER’S DAY” <++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,855 ++> “Have A Hell Of A Happy Holiday” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 1
1,856 ++> “HEAVENLY TRAGEDY” <++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 07/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,857 ++> “I LOVE THE POP UPS” <++***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 05/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,858 ++> “IF I WANTED YOU” (I MIGHT CHANGE MY MIND) <++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,859 ++> “It’s Not Hussein’s Fault” <++ 11/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,860 ++> “Large Fees For Love Poems” <++ 09/27/2006 -- 0 1
1,861 ++> “MY DAD FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR TWO” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,862 ++> “NOW OBAMA IS BURNT TOAST” <++**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 03/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,863 ++> “NUCLEAR POWERHOUSE OF IGNORANCE” <++*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 02/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,864 ++> “OBAMA’S ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS A SENATOR” <+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,865 ++> “Passionate And Amorous” <++ 09/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,866 ++> “Please Do Not Read This” <++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 11/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,867 ++> “POEMHUNTER REHAB BLUES” <++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 08/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,868 ++> “POWELL WAS PREACHIN’ TO THE CHOIR” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,869 ++> “REVENGE OF THE ANTI-SOCIAL KUMQUATS” <++*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 11/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,870 ++> “SECRET CHRISTMAS GIFTS FOR SAMANTHA” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/23/2008 -- 0 0
1,871 ++> “SECRET FANTASY POEMHUNTER RULE” <++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,872 ++> “T.M.'S MULTIPLE CHOICE END WORD GAME” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 05/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,873 ++> “THANKSGIVING BLESSING FOR ALL FAMILIES & FRIENDS” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++>>> 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,874 ++> “THE ANGEL WHO LOVED A ZOMBIE” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,875 ++> “THE CENSOR’S SHIP” <<+****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 11/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,876 ++> “The Farce Of Global Warming” <++ 09/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,877 ++> “THE MOON IS AN IDIOT” <++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 1
1,878 ++> “TODAY WOULD HAVE BEEN MOM’S 87th BIRTHDAY” <<++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 05/10/2008 -- 0 0
1,879 ++> “UFO LANDS, ENDORSES OBAMA” <++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 10/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,880 ++> “UFO LANDS, ENDORSES OBAMA” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,881 ++> “URGENT Response To IBRAHIM MOHAMED” <++ (Personal) 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,882 ++> “VALENTINE FROM A BIRD-BRAINED TURD” <++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,883 ++> “We Will Destroy The White House”- Al Qaeda <++ 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,884 ++> “YOU CAN’T WATER-BOARD A PUPPET” <++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,885 ++> “ZOMBIEISM, OBAMAISM AND ST. NICKISM” <++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,886 ++> 'PERVERSION TO THE MAX” (Rated-X#@Z&*X+&) <++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,887 ++> 'PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS' <++ (IT'S A PRIVATE MATTER) *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,888 ++>$$$> “OIL AND COCAINE” <$$$<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,889 ++>~> “ONLY 170 TRILLION MILES AWAY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>>+++ 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,890 ++>“INFLATE OUR TIRES” (And tune up our cars…? ? ?) <++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 08/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,891 ++>“ROMANCE, ROMANCE, ROMANCE” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! <++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 2
1,892 ++>> “ABOUT COUNTRIES WHO HATE AMERICA” <<++*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 04/13/2008 -- 0 1
1,893 ++>> “AS YOU SCREAM IN SILENCE” <<++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,894 ++>> “LET’S PLAY THE NEW HACKER GAME” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,895 ++>> “MARTIN LUTHER KING” (1929-1968) <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 04/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,896 ++>> “OLD HOOKER CONFESSES” <<++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,897 ++>> “OLD PHOTO OF YOU AND ME” <<++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 06/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,898 ++>> “POET’S FIRST AID KIT” <<++ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 11/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,899 ++>> “SANTA GOT MILLIE PREGNANT” (Merry Christmas) <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>++ 12/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,900 ++>> “SUBMIT SECRET MATERIAL IMMEDIATELY” (Pease) ++>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>++ 11/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,901 ++>> “THE CHRISTMAS PRINCESS WHO FARTED ICE CREAM” <<++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,902 ++>> “1- 800 VENTRILOQUIST- LAND” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,903 ++>> “B*L*A*T*A*N*T P*H*O*N*I*N*E*S*S” <<++********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 09/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,904 ++>> “BASTARD” (B-A-S-T-A-R-D) <<++ 02/13/2007 5.0 1 0
1,905 ++>> “BIG JERK TUTORIAL FOR DUMMIES” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 04/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,906 ++>> “BILL CLINTON MINISTRIES FORMS CHOIR” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,907 ++>> “BIMBO CHRONICLES” (Series #1017a) <<++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>+++ 05/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,908 ++>> “BIMBO CHRONICLES” (Series #1017b) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
1,909 ++>> “BIMBO CHRONICLES” (Series #1017c) <<++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 05/12/2008 -- 0 0
1,910 ++>> “BIMBO CHRONICLES” (Series #1017d) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/12/2008 -- 0 0
1,911 ++>> “BIRTHDAY SEX FEST” (Inspired by Is It Poetry) <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 03/13/2010 -- 0 0
1,912 ++>> “BRAGGARTS WHO DEGRADE OTHERS” <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>>++++ 11/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,913 ++>> “BRAIN GOES INSANE IN THE RAIN” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,914 ++>> “CHRISTMAS FOR FOOLS” <<++**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 12/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,915 ++>> “CHRISTMAS IN A FUTURE ERROR” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,916 ++>> “CHURCH OF GLOBAL WARMING” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>++++ 07/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,917 ++>> “CITIZENS LIKE RIP VAN WINKLE” <<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 03/23/2009 -- 0 0
1,918 ++>> “COMMUNICATION REBATE” <<++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 01/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,919 ++>> “CRACK, WEED, HORSE AND BLOW” <<++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 01/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,920 ++>> “DEATH AWAITS OUR FINAL BOW” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,921 ++>> “DROP-KICKED AT THE FORUM” <<++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,922 ++>> “DUCK - LUCK, WHO GIVES A FLYIN’ F***” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*>>>+++ 07/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,923 ++>> “EVERY SPARK OF ENERGY” (For All PoemHunter Poets) <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 07/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,924 ++>> “FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS, NAME A CLOUD” <<++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,925 ++>> “FREE LIFE INSURANCE FOR JIHADISTS” <<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,926 ++>> “GHOST ROAST” <<++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,927 ++>> “GLOBAL SCORCHING” (Forget 'global warming’) 08/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,928 ++>> “GLOBAL WARMING IN MY ROOT CANAL” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 02/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,929 ++>> “GOD D**N AMERICA & FAREWELL OBAMA” <<++******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
1,930 ++>> “GOD D**N AMERICA & GOODBYE OBAMA” <<++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 03/15/2008 -- 0 0
1,931 ++>> “GOD IS OUR HEART’S INSPIRATION” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 1
1,932 ++>> “GREATEST VALENTINES GIFT EVER” <<++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,933 ++>> “H*A*L*L*O*W H*A*P*P*Y*W*E*E*N” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,934 ++>> “HAPPY, HAUNTED, HILLARY HALLOWEEN” <<++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,935 ++>> “HAVE AN AHMADINEJAD CHRISTMAS” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,936 ++>> “HUMANS LOOK UGLY, WHEN THEY CRY” <<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>++++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,937 ++>> “I’M SO SORRY, I WILL FOREVER APOLOGIZE” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 1
1,938 ++>> “IF GOD WAS NOT CREATIVE” <<++**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 10/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,939 ++>> “In CHRISTmas We Trust” <<++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 12/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,940 ++>> “INSURANCE FOR YOUR TONGUE” <<++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 12/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,941 ++>> “Kucinich & MacLaine UFO Sightings” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,942 ++>> “LIZARDMAN” <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>>++++ 03/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,943 ++>> “LOVE CAN BE A CROCK ‘A POO” <<++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,944 ++>> “MEMBER AREA” (Forum w/decorum) <<++**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 02/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,945 ++>> “MIDNIGHT NEW YEAR WISH” <<++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 12/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,946 ++>> “MOST X-RATED WRITE EVER” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,947 ++>> “NO-LIFE, LOW LIFE” <<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
1,948 ++>> “O.J. VOTE IS A VOTE FOR CHANGE” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,949 ++>> “OBAMA’S PASTOR NIXES OBAMA’S CHANCES” <<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 03/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,950 ++>> “PEACEFUL, POET’S PARADISE” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>++ 07/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,951 ++>> “PERVERTED SANTA CLAUS” <<++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,952 ++>> “PIMP GIVES HIS HO A BITCH SLAP & LAUGHS” ++>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,953 ++>> “PIZZA RECALL AT CHRISTMAS” (Frozen pizza) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,954 ++>> “PLEASE NOSTRADAMUS” <<++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 11/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,955 ++>> “PODCAST FROM THE SUN” <<++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,956 ++>> “POEM ME” (Not seriously now) <<++~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,957 ++>> “PRESCHOOL TRIGONOMETRIC CALCULUS” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 12/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,958 ++>> “PROMISE THEM EVERYTHING SO SWEET” <<++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 02/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,959 ++>> “PUT THE PUTZ IN PLACE” <<++ ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 11/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,960 ++>> “PUT THE SCHMUCK IN PLACE” <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,961 ++>> “R*E*A*L MEN LOVE R*E*A*L WOMEN” <<++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 1
1,962 ++>> “RACING AGAINST THE CLOCK” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>+++ 07/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,963 ++>> “RADICAL TEDDY BEARS PROTEST” <<++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 12/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,964 ++>> “RECOVERING SUICIDE JESUS FREAK” <<++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 01/21/2008 -- 0 0
1,965 ++>> “REVENGE OF THE ANTI-SOCIAL KUMQUATS” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
1,966 ++>> “REVENGE OF THE SOCIAL RETARDS” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,967 ++>> “RUSTED MINDS LIKE AN APOCRYPHAL CLICHÉ” <<++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 03/11/2008 -- 0 0
1,968 ++>> “SAINT PATRICK’S DAY IN AMERICA” (Green Is King) <<++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
1,969 ++>> “SHE BEGAN CALLING US RETARDS” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,970 ++>> “SICK TITLE, STUPID POEM, SILLY SCHMUCK” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,971 ++>> “SPINNING IN A RUTHLESS MAZE” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,972 ++>> “STOP JUMPIN’ MY BONES' (Strict X-rated warning) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/07/2008 -- 0 0
1,973 ++>> “STOP The WAR…., >A*F*T*E*R< We WIN”….! ! ! <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,974 ++>> “Thanksgiving Day Prayer” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,975 ++>> “THAT’S IT, I’VE HAD IT” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,976 ++>> “THE DECK OF WONDERFUL WEASELS” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,977 ++>> “TITLE SUPPRESSED BY PORNO POLICE” <<++************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************8>>>>++ 11/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,978 ++>> “Trite Writer’s Day” & “Cliché Day” in the U.S.A. (4/2/08) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,979 ++>> “TWAS THE NIGHT AFTER CHRISTMAS” <<++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 12/11/2007 -- 0 1
1,980 ++>> “UFO IN MY BATHTUB” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,981 ++>> “UNIVERSAL GOD CHAMPIONSHIPS” <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 12/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,982 ++>> “UNUSUAL POLITICS AS USUAL” <<++***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 03/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,983 ++>> “VICTIM SYNDICATION” <<++**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 06/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,984 ++>> “Viewed In The Nude” (A No-No) <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,985 ++>> “VOTE HILLARY, WIN FREE TOY FIRE TRUCK” <<++*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>++ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,986 ++>> “WHEN YOU JUMPED MY BONES” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,987 ++>> “WHO THE HELL CARES”……? ? ? <<++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 11/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,988 ++>> “WUS, WUS, SOUR PUSS” <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 04/25/2008 -- 0 0
1,989 ++>> “YOU’VE BEEN BI***IN’ ME OUT” <<++~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,990 ++>> “ZOMBIEISM AND OBAMAISM” <<++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 03/18/2008 -- 0 0
1,991 ++>> 'THE NAIVE FANTASY OF PEACE' <<++**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++*** 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,992 ++>>)))) > “FICKLE AS A FRANKFURTER” <((((<<++*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 11/21/2009 -- 0 0
1,993 ++>>~~~~>> “ELUSIVE SPRING” <<~~~~<<++****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,994 ++>>“PHONY SOLDIER CONTROVERSY (RUSH LIMBAUGH) ” <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>++ 10/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,995 ++>>“THEIR HATRED – SO EVIL - SO SWEET”<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 08/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,996 ++>>++>)))) “ODDS ON” ((((<++<<++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
1,997 ++>>++>> “STUPIDITYLAND” <<++<<++***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,998 ++>>> “HOPELESS LIBERAL ASTEROID” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 09/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,999 ++>>> “LIKE RIP VAN WINKLE” (HAIKU # 3487) +++>>>*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>>+++ 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,000 ++>>> “A BIRD JUST CRAPPED ON ME” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~(((((<<< 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,001 ++>>> “A PROBE INTO URANUS” (For the 'balanced') <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,002 ++>>> “A Sexual View” <<<++ 12/05/2006 -- 0 0
2,003 ++>>> “CHEMOTHERAPY” <<<++***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,004 ++>>> “Christmas Eve Terror Attack” <<<++ 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,005 ++>>> “DEATH SPIRAL” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,006 ++>>> “Deep Apology And Thank You To All” <<<++ 01/01/2007 -- 0 2
2,007 ++>>> “EVERYONE LOVES A BLOWHARD” <<<++*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,008 ++>>> “F***ING IN LOVE WITH YOU” (Big time) <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,009 ++>>> “God Bless The Irish On Old Saint Patrick’s Day” <<<++ 03/17/2007 10.0 2 0
2,010 ++>>> “HIS SUIT” <<<++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 06/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,011 ++>>> “I SEE LOVE IN YOUR THIGHS” <<<++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
2,012 ++>>> “I*N*V*I*S*I*B*L*E H*E*A*R*T” <<<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 03/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,013 ++>>> “ICE OF THE TIPBERG” (Presidential Advice) <<<++ 05/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,014 ++>>> “IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE WE MEET” <<<++************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 06/03/2008 -- 0 0
2,015 ++>>> “IN CHRISTMAS WE TRUST” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,016 ++>>> “Just Keep It To Yourself” <<<++ 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,017 ++>>> “My Pussy Always Wants More” - Badda bing....! ! ! <<<++ 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,018 ++>>> “PREGNANCY IN A MAN” <<<++**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 1
2,019 ++>>> “THE CHRISTMAS HALLOWEEN FORGOT” <<<++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 1
2,020 ++>>> “UFO ABDUCTS BLAGOJEVICH” (Who cares…? ? ?) <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,021 ++>>> “VICTIM SYNDICATION” <<<++***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
2,022 ++>>> Obama said, “DON’T CALL ME A LIBERAL” <<<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 03/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,023 ++>>> 'TIM RUSSERT TRIBUTE'-(HOLDING ON TO THE TRUTH) ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 06/16/2008 -- 0 0
2,024 ++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~............“Trickki” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~((((((((((((((((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************<<<< 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,025 ++>>>“AUGUST SIXTEENTH, THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO, TODAY” <<++**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************>>>+++ 08/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,026 ++>>>> 'Inspirational Prayer Of Love' <<<<++ 01/21/2007 10.0 1 0
2,027 +==)))) “Christmas Embryonic Immaturity” ((((==+ 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,028 +> “ANTI-CAPITALISTIC, PRO-AMERICAN, ILLEGAL ALIENS” <+****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 10/23/2008 -- 0 0
2,029 +> “MY BI*CH GOT THE ITCH” (AND SKIPPED OUT OF THE POUND) <+**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 12/29/2008 -- 0 0
2,030 +> “A HAPPY BIRTHDAY PARTY FOR YOUR PRECIOUS HAPPY BIRTHDAY” <+****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 08/12/2009 -- 0 0
2,031 +> “At Christmas, Love Is The Bottom Line” <+************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 10/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,032 +> “EXOTIC CLONING TECHNIQUES FOR PRESCHOOLERS” <+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/07/2008 -- 0 0
2,033 +> “HERO COP KILLER’S ‘RESPECTED’ DEED” <+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,034 +> “PLEASE DO NOT READ OR VOMMENT” (Thank you…! ! !) <+`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````*****************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,035 +> “THE ‘PEACEFUL’ CAR-BOMB RELIGION, EXPLAINED” +>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,036 +> 'IT'S SPELLED “FASCIST” BEAUTIFUL DREAMER' <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 06/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,037 +>+> “ULTRA SACRED PRAYER FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS (2008) ”<+<+***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,038 +>+>+> “MERCURY, VENUS, EARTH, MARS” <+<+<+*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 01/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,039 +>+>+> “RENEW OUR INSRIRATION FOR A NEW DAY” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************ 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,040 +>+>+>### “Strollin’ Down Easter Lane In The Springtime Rain” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,041 +>> “HE ABSOLUTELY DID NOT BOW” (Even though it looks like he did) +>>*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,042 +>> “SECRET HEALTH CONTRACT WITH GOD” <<+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/16/2008 -- 0 0
2,043 +>> “BITCH, BITCH, MAKE A WISH” (Haiku) <<+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/26/2007 -- 0 2
2,044 +>> “BRAIN ENHANCEMENT PATCH” <<+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,045 +>> “Fulfilling A Felacio Foolish Fact” <<+ 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,046 +>> “I BELIEVE IT’S THOUGHTLESS” <<+**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,047 +>> “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE PROGRESS UNNECESSARY” <<+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,048 +>> “Sleeping Off The Job” <<+ (Haiku) 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
2,049 +>>? ? “MUTED HORN DOG LIBIDO” (PRE-CENSORED? ? <<+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~? ? ? ? ? 03/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,050 +>>> “FAR AWAY VALENTINE, STAY AWAY VALENTINE” <<<++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,051 < “Change Your Religion, Save 15%”- Badda bing.! 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,052 < “Free Duncan Donuts For Terrorists” > - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,053 < “Ground Hog & Slug In The Closet Day Tomorrow” > Badda bing....! ! ! 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,054 < “HEROES OF AMERICA” (The greatest in the world....! ! !) > 01/31/2007 10.0 2 0
2,055 < “Methamphetamine Methamphetamine” > 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
2,056 < “Reverse Evolution” > 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,057 < “The Assassination Of President Bush” > 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,058 < “The Convicted Pedophile Who Killed Himself And Died” > 10/20/2006 -- 0 1
2,059 < “When --? -- And Monica Lost Their Virginity” > 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
2,060 < “Wine & Pizza For Terrorists” > 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,061 < “You Are Humpable” (Haiku) > 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,062 < <=== “Manic Christmas Day” (Haiku) ===> > 01/24/2007 -- 0 1
2,063 <## “Bottom Line Gist Of Christmas” ##> 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,064 <## “Rock n’ Roll Will Thrive” (Haiku) ##> 10/05/2006 -- 0 0
2,065 <### “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO EARN OVER $600,000 A YEAR” ###>~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>>>> 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,066 <### “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO ONLY EARN UNDER $200,000 A YEAR” ###> 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,067 <###“Nude Pussy” (Bare bush for the Cisco Kid) ###> 01/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,068 <##> “POEMHUNTER PEOPLE” <##> 01/07/2007 10.0 2 0
2,069 <##>> “In CHRISTmas We Trust” <<##> 12/07/2006 10.0 1 0
2,070 <#@#@ 'Re-posting Of My Interview With Cupid' #@#@> 02/15/2007 -- 0 1
2,071 <$#$# “DEVIL & DEMON WORSHIP FOR DUMMIES” $#$#> 02/03/2007 -- 0 1
2,072 <$$$$ “I Lost My Goldfish Last Christmas” $$$$>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,073 <%$%$)))) “Circumcision For Circumcision Sake” ((((%$%$> 03/05/2007 10.0 1 0
2,074 <%% “Curse Of The Turtle” %%> 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
2,075 <%% “Testosterone Zone” %%> 10/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,076 <%***%%> “BRAIN BANKRUPTCY” <%%***%>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/25/2008 -- 0 0
2,077 <&&& “Forget The Gifts, I Want Cash For Christmas” &&&> 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,078 <))) **** “RODHAM’S VOLCANIC TEMPER” ****(((> 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,079 <***********> “HALLOWEEN DREAMIN’” <************>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
2,080 <*****>> “CALL IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT” <<*****>**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,081 <***>>>+++ “I LIKE OBAMA” +++<<<***>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,082 <*> “Down Deep, Saddam Was Truly A Good Man” <*> 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,083 <^^^^****>> “I PICTURE YOUR FACE” <<****^^^^>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,084 <}}}**** “Santa Meets The Homeless Hooker” ****{{{> 02/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,085 <~ ‘Cool*Cruel*April*Fool’ ~> (Haiku) ****************************************************~~~~~>> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,086 <~~))) “Christmas Wishing Well” (((~~> 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,087 <~~~~****** “Elvis Is Mad At Jesus” ******~~~~~> 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,088 <~~~~~~ “PALM SUNDAY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,089 <~~~~~~***** “The Bird Brain Nut People” *****~~~~~> 03/13/2007 10.0 1 0
2,090 <~~~~~~^^^^)) “I Don’t Need Your Disrespect” ((^^^^~~~~~~> 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,091 <~~~~~~~~~~~> “BIRTHDAY SUIT” <~~~~~~~~~~~~>*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
2,092 <~~~~~~> “FUNNY HONEY” (You’re my favorite bunny) <~~~~~~~~>*****************************************************************************************************>>>+++ 10/24/2009 -- 0 0
2,093 <~~~~~>> “POOF, IT’S A SPOOF” <<~~~~~>********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 04/26/2008 -- 0 0
2,094 <~~~~> “CALL IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT” <~~~~>**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,095 <~~~~>))) “DEEP IN THE BALLS OF ME” (((<~~~~~> 03/16/2007 2.0 1 0
2,096 <~~~~>“FREE DNA TESTING” (Howlin’ is not eligible) <~~~~> 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,097 <~~~+++>>> “YOU’RE A NAMIST” <<<+++~~~>****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
2,098 <~~~> “CAT IN THE DARK” <~~~> (Sinister tale of appetite...! ! !) 01/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,099 <~~~> “Methamphetamine” <~~~> 09/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,100 <~~~> “Romance Sickness” <~~~> 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,101 <~~~> “THE DEVIL LOVES YOU” <~~~> 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,102 <~~~>~> “GET OUTA HERE BABY” <~<~~~>**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 01/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,103 <~~> “I Miss The PoemHunter Regulars” <~~> 11/15/2006 -- 0 0
2,104 <~++))) “Comet Disaster Of 2008” (((++~> 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,105 <“ANTI WRITER’S BLOCK STEROID”> 10/19/2006 -- 0 1
2,106 <“Anti-Terrorism Pill” – Badda bing…! > 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,107 <“Ballad Of The Indestructible Goose”> (Nut house stuff) 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,108 <+ “Culture Of Murder” (The Priceless Question) +> 09/20/2006 -- 0 1
2,109 <+ “Yesterday, Circumcisions, Today It’s Appendectomies” +> 03/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,110 <++ “A Jerk Is A Jerk Is a Jerk” ++> 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,111 <++ “Christmas Prayer And Blessing” ++> 11/27/2006 -- 0 1
2,112 <++ “LOVE’S DNA” ++> 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
2,113 <++ “Parody Contest” ++> 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,114 <++ “The Pre-natal Quiz For Morons” ++> - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,115 <++ “Trim Our Christmas Tree With Love” ++> 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,116 <++ “You’re My Christmas Angel” ++> 11/28/2006 -- 0 2
2,117 <++### “Light Up Your Christmas Candles” ###++> 02/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,118 <++))) “The Slug Is Not A Thug” (((++> 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,119 <+++ “Christmas Prayer To God” +++> 12/18/2006 10.0 2 0
2,120 <+++ “Prayer To God For A Strong World” +++> 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,121 <+++ “T.M.’s (One Line Each Poet) #2 Final” +++> 01/23/2007 10.0 2 0
2,122 <+++ “T.M.’s Unique Legendary Series Of Self-Disrespect” (#1) +++> 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,123 <+++))) “World Of War” (((+++> 01/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,124 <+++“Christ Is A Thief” +++> 12/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,125 <++++ “Sweet Christmas Of Evil Lies” ++++> 03/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,126 <+++> “Abandoned By My Readers….., For Good” <+++> Goodbye, I know I let you down...! ! ! 12/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,127 <+++> “Merry Christmas, Jihadists” <+++> 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,128 <++> “CHRISTMAS MY CHRISTMAS” <++> 12/12/2006 -- 0 4
2,129 <++> “Without God You Are Soul-Low” (Haiku) <++> 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,130 <+=+ “The Blood Of Me” +=+> 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,131 <+> “Barack Obama Versus Hillary' <+> 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,132 <+> “Prayer To God For A Strong World” <+> (Let us pray) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
2,133 << ‘Previous Poem-Next Poem’ >> -Badda bing bang....! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,134 << “Baby Boomer Humor Rumor” >> 08/27/2006 -- 0 1
2,135 << “Big Boobed Bimbo” - Badda bing…! ! ! >> 09/05/2006 -- 0 0
2,136 << “Cemetery For Dying Love” >> 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,137 << “Clinton Loses It - Bin Laden May Be Dead” >> 09/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,138 << “CONSENSUAL HEX” >> 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,139 << “Don’t Die You Bitch” >> 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,140 << “EXPERTS SAY OBAMA WILL SWEEP ALABAMA” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,141 << “FLUNKY” >> 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,142 << “Glamorous And Amorous” (Haiku) >> 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,143 << “God Of The Transgender Clones” >> 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,144 << “IMPEACHMENT” >> 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,145 << “Intimidate” (Haiku) >> 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
2,146 << “Mentality Clinic”- Badda bing…! ! ! >> 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,147 << “Micro Fornication Vacation” >> 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,148 << “Out Of The Closet” >> 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,149 << “Republican Protection Program” >> Badda bing...! ! ! 09/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,150 << “Sexual Telepathy” >> Badda bing...! ! ! 08/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,151 << “Sexy But Ugly” >> 08/20/2006 -- 0 1
2,152 << “Sunday At Midnight” >> (Urgent & Provocative) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,153 << “THE GENTLE VOICE OF CHRISTMAS” >> 02/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,154 << “The Light Of Stupidity” >> 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,155 << “The Use And Abuse Of Love” (Haiku) >> 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,156 << “Trisexual Robot” >> 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,157 << “UNBORN LOVER” >> 10/10/2006 -- 0 0
2,158 << “VAMPIRE TERRORIST CHRISTMAS” >>`*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,159 << “WILL GOD COME THROUGH? ” >> (Pertinent) 09/04/2006 -- 0 0
2,160 << 'Holy War Of Terrorists' >> (Classic Haiku Format) 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,161 <<#&% “The End Of The End” %&#>> (Not to offend anyone) 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,162 <<$$ “I’m So Worried Sick That They’ll Be Mad” $$>> 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
2,163 <<$$$ “My Poem To Bring You GOOD LUCK” $$$>> 02/22/2007 1.0 2 1
2,164 <<$$$$ 'She Will Lead Our Troubled Nation To The Truth” $$$$>> 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,165 <<$$$“URGENT REPLY NECESSARY” $$$>> 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,166 <<$%$%$% 'The Amorous Sound Of Passion' %$%$%$>> 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,167 <<%%%? .“Did Howlin’ Throw The Towel in”.? %%%>> 03/04/2007 -- 0 1
2,168 <<*** “GOOD ‘OLE DIGITAL CHRISTMAS” ****>> 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,169 <<*** People Who Read Me Don’t Read T.M.” - Badda bing....! ! ! ***>> 02/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,170 <<@@<< “Ultimate Romantic Culture” >>@@>> 01/25/2007 -- 0 3
2,171 <<^%^%>> “Skinny Or Fat” <<%^%^>> 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
2,172 <<{ “You Know, I Have Nine Choice Words For You” }>> 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,173 <<~~~~~~~”If Dervish Gets You Nervish From His Servish”**************** 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,174 <<~~~> “SPRING HAS BEEN CANCELLED” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,175 <<~~>> “Notorious Climax Faker” <<~>> 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,176 <<“A Crescent Moon, A Cloud, And A Tiny Star”>> 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,177 <<“No Wedding, No Ring, No Badda Bing”>> 09/08/2006 -- 0 5
2,178 <<“Romantic Christmas Spell”>> 10/12/2006 -- 0 1
2,179 <<+ “Death” +>> 09/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,180 <<+ “I’ll LOVE YOU ETERNALLY” +>> 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,181 <<+)) %% “Blessing For Christmas” %%((+>> 12/17/2006 10.0 2 0
2,182 <<++ “THE DECK OF WONDERFUL AND COMPASSIONATE PUSSY WEASELS” >>++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 12/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,183 <<+++ “Can’t Have Global Warming At Christmas” +++>> 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,184 <<+++ “Get Fully Sexafied…, Here’s How” (FREE) +++>> 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,185 <<+++ “Givin’ Up Is Not An Option” +++>> (Heart attack serious) 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
2,186 <<+++ “Pill For Peace” +++>> (Wow) 09/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,187 <<+++ “Weapons Of Optical Illusion” +++>> 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,188 <<++> “VICTIM CERTIFICATION” <++>> *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 10/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,189 <<++>> “Terrorists Are Beautiful” <<++>> (Everyone & everything) 01/26/2007 -- 0 1
2,190 <<+>> “Some People Are Negative About Everything” <<+>> 12/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,191 <<+>> Christmas In Your Eyes <<+>> 12/15/2006 -- 0 0
2,192 <<< (New) “Promote Your Poems” (Urgent) >>> 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,193 <<< “FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTMAS” >>> 02/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,194 <<< “Heavenly Tragedy” >>> 08/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,195 <<< “I Don’t Blame You” (For Not Reading Me) >>> 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,196 << “VENTRILOQUIST ISLAND” <<~~~~********~~~~~~~~~~~**********++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,197 <<<$$$$ “Little White Hot Sun Spot” $$$$>>> 02/26/2007 10.0 1 3
2,198 <<<*** “My Dear Old Christmas Friend” ***>>> 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,199 <<<\\*\*\\ “SICKENING, HATEFUL, LOVE” //*/*//>>> 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,200 <<<~~****~> Bin Laden Praises Pelosi’s Visit” <<<************^^^^^^^^^+++++++++~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~$$$$((((<<< 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,201 <<<~~~******)))) “INTO THE RIDICULOUS” <<<<***********~~~~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~***********(((((<<< 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,202 <<<~~~~**** “College Mass Murder” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~**********+++++++++++***~~~>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,203 <<<~~~~~*** 'DEMISE OF BEES' <<<<~~******~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~*****~~~~~*******~~~>>>> 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,204 <<<~~~~~~***** “CAPITAL PUNISHMENT FOR IMUS” <<<~~~~~****~~~***~~~~+++++>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,205 <<<~~~~~~***** “SLIMY-SKINNED BOAS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************^^^^++++~~~~~~~~~~~~((((<< 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,206 <<<~~~~~~*****))) > “SUICIDE BOMBER’S PRAYER” (Brainwashed jihadist’s mind) <<~~~~~~~~~~***************^^^^^^^^^++++~~~~>>> 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
2,207 <<<~~~~~~~~~**** “Tribute Our Warrior Heroes” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,208 <<<~~~~~~~~~~******+++ “CORRECTION & SPELLING POLICE” (Urgent notice) <<<~~~~++++++**************************~~~~>>> 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,209 <<<~~~~~~~>>> “MY PLAYER PIANO” <<<~~~~~~~~~~>>> ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 06/06/2008 -- 0 0
2,210 <<<~~~~~~~>>> “Slip Of The Tongue” <<<~~~~~~~~>>> 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,211 <<<~~~~~> “COCOA SCAM # 339 T.M. ANSWER LETTER” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~***+++>>> 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,212 <<<~~~~> “EVIL MURDERERS” (Today’s tragedy) <<<~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~+++++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,213 <<<~~~~> 'Was Elvis Singing Gospel, Racial'....? ? ? <<<~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~(((< 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,214 <<<~~~~>> “EASTER to NOR'EASTER” <<<~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? ? *************~~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++++++>>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,215 <<<~~~>>++ “Whoa, Forget It Ho, Go With The Flow” <<<~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,216 <<<~~~>>> “EVIL RIVER OF BLOOD” <<<~~~>>> ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 06/04/2008 -- 0 2
2,217 <<<+~+++~>> “FOOL-HEARTED” <<~+++~+>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>+++ 09/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,218 <<<++ “PRESENTING THE FIRST MICRO-POEM EVER” ++>>>***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 11/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,219 <<<+++ “Big Mistake Hanging Saddam” +++>>> 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,220 <<<+++ “But Do Lots ‘A Butt Kickin’ “ +++>>> 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,221 <<<+++ “DEVIL’S CHRISTMAS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~**************************************>>> “DEVIL’S CHRISTMAS” <<+++**********************************>>+++ 09/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,222 <<<+++ “God Created Global Warming” +++>>> 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,223 <<<+++ “POEM POWER” (The anthem for all poets) +++>>> 03/15/2007 10.0 1 0
2,224 <<<+++ “S*E*X*A*S*I*Z*E*R” +++>>>**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>>++++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,225 <<<+++ “Sensual Sexual Christmas” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>>+++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,226 <<<+++ “Sexual Sensual Christmas” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>+++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,227 <<<+++~~~~~~~>> “FREE POET’S PERFUME” (Exclusive offer) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^****************^^^^^^^^^^^^^^++++++>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,228 <<<+++“Christmas Witch” +++>>> 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,229 <<<+++>>> “Captivating Eyes” <<<+++>>> 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,230 <<<+++>'T.M.’s Victory In Iraq Is Imperative” 1000*** <+++>>> 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,231 <<<++<+> “CLOWN IN YOUR EYES” <+>++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/25/2008 -- 0 0
2,232 <<<++>>> “Christmas Embryonic Immaturity” <<<++>>> 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,233 <<<++>>> “Valentine’s Day Fool” (Haiku) <<<++>>> 01/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,234 <<<+>>> “Granny Vigilante” (A fine myth) <<<+>>> 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,235 <<<+>>>~** “CHRISTMAS FORGIVENESS” <<<>>>~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,236 <<<< “Pervert’s Guide To Proper Necking” >>>> 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,237 <<<< T.M.’s High Def “One Line Each Poet” Game #2 >>>> 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,238 <<<<<<~~~*** “Love Voyage” ++++++++^^^***^^^~~~~~>>> 03/23/2007 10.0 1 0
2,239 <<<>>> “Dear Lord Bless Us With Love On Christmas” <<<>>> 02/03/2007 10.0 1 0
2,240 <<<>>> “King Wackadoo Challenges Almighty God” <<<>>> 03/13/2007 -- 0 0
2,241 <> King Wackadoo & Whaco-BinLaden..., Will duke it out....! ! ! <> 03/18/2007 10.0 1 1
2,242 <>“BOLD & OLD<>LIBERALISM<> ON<> THE<> MOVE”<> +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,243 <><>)) “I BELIEVE IT’S INSENSITIVE” ((<><>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`+++>>> 03/23/2008 -- 0 0
2,244 = “Vampire Benefit Dance” =>>(50-50's - 10 for $1.00) 09/07/2006 -- 0 2
2,245 == “I Double Dare Ya” == 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,246 =====>>> “PIZZA JESUS UNVEILED BY GERMAN SPY”*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~***************++++ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,247 > “PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST ME TO READ YOUR POEMS” <*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
2,248 > “THE SWEETEST, MOST SYRUPY LOVE POEM EVER WRITTEN” <**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 07/17/2009 -- 0 0
2,249 > “TODAY’S UPDATE ON NEW OBAMA SUPPORTERS” <*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,250 > “WHO WOULD ELVIS AND PATTON VOTE FOR”…..? ? ? <**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,251 > “CONGRATULATIONS POEMHUNTER, YOU ARE A WINNER” 01/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,252 > “DESPERATE QUEST TO LOWER POEMHUNTER METHANE EMISSIONS” <*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,253 > “RADICAL & EXTREME HALLOWEEN POINT OF VIEW” <***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
2,254 > “TRAGEDY AND THE YEARS AFTER……., HAVE CHANGED NEW YORK CITY AND ALL OF AMERICA…., FOREVER” <*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>++ 09/12/2009 -- 0 0
2,255 > ”LOVE, TO LOVE, OUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, IN LOVE, MY LOVE” <*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 07/17/2009 -- 0 9
2,256 > (Now I'm Mad) '“F+++ ME, F+++ YOU, AND F+++ EVERBODY” <*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 11/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,257 > “100+ CHRISTMAS POEMS” (Some serious, some silly) <******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>>+++ 12/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,258 > “A Woman’s Pain Through The Eyes Of A Man” (Haiku) < 03/15/2007 10.0 3 1
2,259 > “Attention Political Geniuses” < 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,260 > “CLIMATE FLU, BIRD CHANGE AND GLOBAL SWINE” (and other various bull crap) <*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,261 > “CONFIDENCE MAN” (Deeds Not Words) # 3000 <*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 01/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,262 > “ELVIS or JEFFERSON FARTER’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) <**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,263 > “HILLARY SAYS GIVE EXTRATERRESTRIALS FREE HEALTH CARE” <***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,264 > “INSPIRATIONAL, SENSATIONAL CHRISTMAS” <*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,265 > “JOIN THE CAR-BOMB RELIGION” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******* 04/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,266 > “LOVER, LOVER, LOVER, I DON’T A WANNA ANY OTHER” - No, no, no, no, no, no……! ! ! <*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/17/2009 -- 0 0
2,267 > “MY SWEET *BARANGE*…, I LOVE HOW YOU PERFECTLY RHYME WITH ORANGE” <************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,268 > “O.J. & Bush Planned 9-11”.., says Lib Rosie O’Donnell…! ! ! <<<+++~************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,269 > “Payback’s A Witch” - Badda bing..! ! 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,270 > “Shoot To Kill Order” (Haiku) - Badda bing.....! ! ! < 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,271 > “Trade Martin's Merry Christmas Song” <***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 12/25/2007 -- 0 1
2,272 > “Trailer Trash Trish” < Badda bing...! 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,273 > “Weekend Pussy Watch” < (Wow....! ! !) 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,274 > “Win A Vegas Dream Vacation With A Terrorist” < 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,275 > “YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING WITH OUR MEMBER AREA” < 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,276 > 'GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN -EVERY KNOCK IS A MOOST” <*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 10/23/2008 -- 0 0
2,277 > SAGA # 71 minus 2 (Booze is my demon) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,278 >$$$>“GHOST OF HALLOWEEN PAST”<$$$<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************8>>>+++` 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
2,279 >)) “The Deep, Passionate, Intimacy Of You And Me”((< 09/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,280 >))) “TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO HAVE PASSED ON” <((((*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 02/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,281 >? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “BIRD BRAIN” <$$$ 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,282 >@>@ “Dummy Day In The USA” @>@> 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,283 >~)) “Nice Boot” ((<~ 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,284 >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “Electro Shock Therapy” ******^^^ 03/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,285 >“Big Time Jihadist Blues”- Badda bing..! ! < 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,286 >“Get Real Poets” (All sane people hate war) < 08/31/2006 -- 0 0
2,287 >“LIVIN’ IN THE GLORY OF THE LORD”< 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,288 >“Pontiff Considers Protection Program” - Badda bing...! ! ! < 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
2,289 >“PUSSY POOPS THEN PEES ON I-POD & DIES”<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 08/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,290 >“SLUG-UGLY-SLUG” – Badda bing..! ! < 10/14/2006 -- 0 0
2,291 >“The Mafia Versus The Terrorists”- Badda bing.! (Haiku) 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,292 >“TURKEYS PREPARE FOR NEXT YEAR” <<++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 11/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,293 >+ “AMERICANS DON’T FRENCH KISS ANY MORE” +<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++>>> 07/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,294 >+ “ANOTHER BUSH IS IN THE WHITE HOUSE” +<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,295 >+ “I GET IT” +< (DO YOU GET IT....? ? ?) <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
2,296 >+ “I PRAY YOU’LL REMEMBER TO FORGET ME” +<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,297 >+ “THE SIEGE OF DAVID KORESH” +++<<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,298 >++ “ADVENTURESS OF LOVE” ++<**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 10/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,299 >+< “The First Error Poem Ever Of This Era” >+< 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
2,300 >+> “BELATED HALLOWEEN FANTASY MURDER” <+<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,301 >+> “OBAMA IS A TOTAL AYERS HEAD” <+<************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 10/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,302 >+>%%% “DEAR POETS OF DOOM & GLOOM” %%%>+> 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,303 >+>+> “ROCK N’ ROLL BIRTHDAY BLUES” <+<+<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 11/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,304 >+>+> “ROSIE O’DONNELL FOR PRESIDENT” <+<+<*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,305 >+>+> “WHERE‘S MR. CLASS”….? ? ? <+<+<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
2,306 >+>+>+> “DISMAL SCENARIO” <+<+<+<************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 08/26/2008 -- 0 0
2,307 >+>+>+>+ “BLISTER MISTER” +<+<+<+< 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,308 ><><>< “THE HUMAN, BREATHING CLICHE” <><><>******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,309 ><><>< “RAINDROP FANTASIES” ><><><****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
2,310 >> “BLESS THE YOUNG AND OLD” (Invasion Of Normandy commemoration) <<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,311 >> “COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY JUSTIFIES AHMADINEJAD” <<***********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,312 >> 'UFO ABDUCTS THREE LIBERAL, ‘SO-CALLED’ POETS' <<+++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
2,313 >> “(T.T.N.) TALIBAN TALEVISION NETWORK” <<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,314 >> “D N A TESTING” (ABSOLUTELY FREE) <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.>>+++? ? 08/20/2007 -- 0 1
2,315 >> “ETERNAL SORROW, TODAY, TOMORROW & FOREVER”<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,316 >> “EVERYTIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW” (Mother's day message from mom) <<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,317 >> “GOD BLESS AMERICAN ROCK ‘N ROLL” (Election 2008) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/14/2008 -- 0 0
2,318 >> “I POP CHRISTMAS HORMONES” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,319 >> “Killing Is King” << Badda bing....! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,320 >> “LEGALIZING INGROWN TOENAILS” (And hangnails) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>? ? ? ? 06/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,321 >> “LIMBAUGH MAKES TOTAL FOOLS OUT OF BIG LIB FOOLS” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,322 >> “LOVE’S CONSTANT RISING COST” <<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 12/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,323 >> “MICHAEL VICK MAKES PLEA DEAL, & FINDS JESUS”….! ! ! +~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~+++++++ 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,324 >> “ON APRIL FOOL – LET’S FOOL APRIL – AND MAKE APRIL A FOOL” <<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,325 >> “SEXUALLY BAMBOOZLED” (X-X-X) Pornographic <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~XXX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 08/13/2007 -- 0 1
2,326 >> “THE BIG BI*CH, THE BROWN BEAR AND THE DUMB FISH” <<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>>++++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,327 >> “THEY SAID, READ MY POEMS OR ELSE” (Not my poems) <<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,328 >> “WATER-BOARDING CLASSES FORMING” << *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 11/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,329 >> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^> “COVERT OPERATIVE” <$$$ 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,330 >> “$600 HAIRCUT ENDORSES OBAMA”….! ! ! <<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 05/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,331 >> “A WORLD ONTO ITSELF” <<**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 10/30/2008 -- 0 0
2,332 >> “Absolutely Free Kit For Holiday Creation” << - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,333 >> “AMERICA’S AT STAGE FOUR” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 06/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,334 >> “AN EXTRA FINE 2009 TO ALL POEMHUNTER POETS” <<*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 01/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,335 >> “ANOTHER CORRODED MIND REJECTED BY SCIENCE” <<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
2,336 >> “Another Infidel Christmas” << (Serious stuff) 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,337 >> “AtTEntIoN: SeAn ANd sHaNe” << 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,338 >> “Baby-Boomer Baboon On The Moon At The Saloon In The Afternoon' (Haiku for a psychu) <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,339 >> “Ball Bustin’ Bomb Bangin’ Bastard” << - Badda bang....! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,340 >> “BALLS” << 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,341 >> “BARACK, ORIGIN OF BIRTH PROOF PLEASE” <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 09/08/2008 -- 0 0
2,342 >> “Big Foot Pineapple Passion Sucking Contest” <<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 02/08/2008 -- 0 0
2,343 >> “Blood From The Clouds” << 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,344 >> “CHRISTMAS AT THE CORNER SALOON” << 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,345 >> “CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,346 >> “Christmas Hump” (of a camel) << 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,347 >> “CHRONIC BRAIN ODOR” (Bad Head) << Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,348 >> “COLIN LOYALTY MARRED BY SUPER BIAS' <<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,349 >> “Conspiracy Theories” << (Important! !) 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,350 >> “Cool Passive Fool” (Bada-bing) << 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
2,351 >> “CRITIQUE OF THE 'STERILE' WORDSMITHS” <<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 06/28/2008 -- 0 0
2,352 >> “Dervish, Ross And Kraas” << (New CD) 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,353 >> “DON’T GO FORUM AT THE POSTAL THIS MORNIN’” <<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>> 02/16/2008 -- 0 0
2,354 >> “ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE FORUM” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,355 >> “F*R*E*E BUBBLE BATH & BEARD TRIMMING” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,356 >> “Famous PoemHunter Poets Of Old” << 11/15/2006 10.0 2 0
2,357 >> “FAR LEFT IS IN A TRAUMA OVER OBAMA” <<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 07/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,358 >> “FIVE REASONS TO PRAY TO GOD” (Dalai Lama) <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>>++ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,359 >> “George Double Ya Bush” #1&2 (Haikus) << 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,360 >> “GO TO HELL FOR CHRISTMAS” <<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 0
2,361 >> “God Is Great, Saddam Yelled”….! ! ! <<-Badda hung...! ! ! 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
2,362 >> “God Of The Idiots”-Badda bing...! ! ! << 10/24/2006 -- 0 0
2,363 >> “HACKERS OVERHEARD PLANNING THE HACK OF A HACK” <<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 12/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,364 >> “HALLOW-QUEEN IS KING OF THE WITCHES” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,365 >> “HER WONDER-THUNDER THIGHS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,366 >> “HERE PUSSY, WUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY” <<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 11/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,367 >> “HERE’S TO SEX ON NEW YEAR’S EVE” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/31/2008 -- 0 0
2,368 >> “HILLARY CANCELED THE HALLOWEEN MENAGE E TWA” <<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 10/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,369 >> “HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE”…..? ? ? <<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 02/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,370 >> “Hurtin’ In Hangnail Hell” << 10/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,371 >> “I Just Love Conspiracy Theories” << (Important! !) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,372 >> “I’m No Longer Takin’ Your Crap – Now Get Lost” << 11/25/2006 -- 0 0
2,373 >> “If You Don’t Read This, I Will Definitely Hurt Myself” << (A plea for acceptance) 12/15/2006 -- 0 0
2,374 >> “If You’re An ***Extraterrosexual” - Badda bang....! ! ! << 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,375 >> “INNOVATIVE WATER-BOARDING TECHNIQUES” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 07/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,376 >> “IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, BEAUTIFUL” (Female & male version) <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,377 >> “Let Me Rock You After Midnight” (Sensual Rock n’Roll) << 11/15/2006 -- 0 0
2,378 >> “LET’S CHANT FOR PEACE” (and OBAMA'S CHANGE) <<************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 03/04/2008 -- 0 0
2,379 >> “Liberals Will Repair The Damage” << 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
2,380 >> “Long After I Lick Your” << - Badda bing reflection….! ! ! 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
2,381 >> “LORD GRANT OUR WORLD A BEAUTIFUL CHRISTMAS” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 10/25/2007 -- 0 1
2,382 >> “MERRY CHRISTMAS, SUICIDE BOMBER” <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,383 >> “MIGHT THERE BE ANOTHER PLANET EARTH” <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 01/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,384 >> “MOANING ON CLONING” <<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
2,385 >> “MOMMA GETS DRUNK ON MOTHER’S DAY” <<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
2,386 >> “NEW REVELATION - SARAH GOES BOTH WAYS” <<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 10/25/2008 -- 0 0
2,387 >> “O*U*T O*F B*O*D*Y E*X*P*E*R*I*E*N*C*E” <<***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,388 >> “OUR LOVE’S DEEP SECRET” <<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,389 >> “Parody of a Haiku’s Parody” <<-Badda bing...! ! ! 11/03/2006 -- 0 1
2,390 >> “Pelosi’s Playing Power Problem Politics” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****++++++++****~~~~>> 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,391 >> “People Against Capital Punishment” (PACP) << 12/31/2006 -- 0 0
2,392 >> “PHONY BALONEYS WHO ‘YES’ YOU TO DEATH” <<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,393 >> “Plenty Of Terror Attacks Before 9/11 & The War In Iraq” << 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
2,394 >> “POEM For Our HOME” << 10/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,395 >> “POETS FOR PEACE” (T.M.’s Ultimate Peace Poem) << 03/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,396 >> “Predict The Shoe Size Of Your Future Ex-lover” << (Guaranteed….! !) 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,397 >> “PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,398 >> “REVENGE OF THE VAMPIRE VENTRILOQUIST” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/10/2008 -- 0 0
2,399 >> “Rock n’ Roll Mama” (Haiku) << 10/05/2006 -- 0 1
2,400 >> “Rock n’ Roll Will Thrive” (Haiku) << 10/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,401 >> “S*E*V*E*N, S*E*V*E*N, O - S*E*V*E*N” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,402 >> “S*E*X S*U*C*K*S Y*O*U S*I*L*L*Y” - (Badda-bing...! ! !) >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 1
2,403 >> “Smile If You’re Sexy” << Badda bing...! ! ! 09/04/2006 -- 0 1
2,404 >> “Some Have Class And Some Don’t” (Important) << 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,405 >> “SUNDAY NIGHT AT BIG-LIB BINGO” (A fun lament) >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,406 >> “T.M.’s First (One Line Each Poet) GAME FINAL” << 01/10/2007 7.0 3 0
2,407 >> “Tears In The Christmas Snow” << 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
2,408 >> “Terror Is A Vulture” << 09/20/2006 -- 0 0
2,409 >> “TERRORIST'S REWARD LOWERED TO 53” <<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 12/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,410 >> “The Complete List” << 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,411 >> “The Sick Religious Plot To Destroy America” << 08/10/2006 -- 0 0
2,412 >> “THE STRENGTH OF A WOMAN” <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/04/2008 10.0 4 0
2,413 >> “Tonight ‘Inconvenient Farce’ Get’s The Oscar” << 02/25/2007 10.0 2 0
2,414 >> “UNTITLED” (Haiku) << 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
2,415 >> “VIEW EXCITING DIGITAL EDITING HERE” << 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,416 >> “WANDERLUST OF AN UNBORN MOLECULE” <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/18/2008 -- 0 0
2,417 >> “Weird Situation” (Insane Phenomenon) << 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
2,418 >> “What A Jerk” (Haiku) << 11/01/2006 -- 0 0
2,419 >> “WHAT”…? ? ? (Formally titled as, “HUH”…? ? ?) <<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 06/28/2008 -- 0 1
2,420 >> “WHEN KNOW-IT-ALL'S COLLIDE” <<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 10/28/2008 -- 0 0
2,421 >> “WILL CHRISTMAS EXIST,1000 YEARS FROM NOW”….? ? ? << *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>+ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,422 >> “WILL PARIS BE WATER-BOARDED”…..? ? ? +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,423 >> “You Can Clone A Bone, But You Can’t Clone Christmas” << 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
2,424 >> “You’ve Got Me By The Stem Cell Baby” << 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,425 >> “YOUR URGENT CONFIRMATION IS NEEDED” <<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,426 >> ”SWEET, SWEET CHRISTMAS” <<++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 12/10/2008 -- 0 0
2,427 >> BARAK & HILLARY VOTE ‘NO’<< ++~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 05/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,428 >> 'CRAZY YOU TUBE APRIL FOOL'S DAY VIDEO' << ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,429 >> INSPIRED BY THE DISTINCTIVE STYLE OF SEAN NORTH <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++* 10/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,430 >> 'Is Peace Possible…? ? ? ' << 08/30/2006 -- 0 0
2,431 >> M-I-M (Masters In Masturbation) >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>>+++ 07/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,432 >> Morals Regarding Terrorism…? ? It’s Absolutely Ludicrous…! ! << 09/17/2006 -- 0 0
2,433 >> 'NEVER * TELL * A * WOMAN * SHE’S * GOT * A * FAT * ASS' <<*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 06/05/2008 -- 0 0
2,434 >> 'PLEASE READ My Special EARTH DAY Poem' - THANKS....! ! ! <<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/22/2009 -- 0 0
2,435 >> REVEALED: “SECRET LIST OF POEMHUNTER ELITISTS” <<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 07/05/2008 -- 0 0
2,436 >> 'SIMPLE QUESTION FOR 9/10/08' <<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 09/10/2008 -- 0 0
2,437 >> STUPIDITY DOWN 6% << ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++>>> 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,438 >> T.M. PARAPHRASES OBAMA’S STATEMENT” <<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 04/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,439 >> 'THE BIG MARE VERSUS THE TWO STUDS' <<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/03/2008 -- 0 0
2,440 >> Trade Martin's “CARBON DIOXIDE” series. <<***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 05/16/2008 -- 0 0
2,441 >> 'We Only Die Once' << (Haiku) 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
2,442 >>$$$$$> “ROMANCE TAX” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <$$$$<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,443 >>$$+ “LIBERALS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE” +$$<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>+ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,444 >>)) >> “The Volcanoes Are Weeping” <<((<< 02/28/2007 10.0 1 0
2,445 >>))) “CUPID IS A CROSS-DRESSING PERVERT” (((<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,446 >>))) > “TURTLE FARTS CAN BE LETHAL” <(((<<++++++********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
2,447 >>? ? ? “MY SECRET, COVERT LOVER” ? ? ? <<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>? ? ? 05/07/2008 -- 0 3
2,448 >>? ? >>? “WHO KNOWS”..? ? ? ? <>>+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,449 >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** “MASS-MURDER * MASS-MURDER” ****>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> 04/21/2007 -- 0 2
2,450 >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> “PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL” <<~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((< 04/13/2007 -- 0 1
2,451 >>~~~~>> “CHRIST’S CHRISIS” (Chocolate Jesus) <<<****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,452 >>“Attention You Jerk, Here’s Another Negative Reader Comment”<< 03/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,453 >>“CELL PHONE RESEARCH”<< - Badda Boom....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
2,454 >>“Christmas Slug”<< - (Badda bing & a chug a lug a lug....! ! !) 12/16/2006 -- 0 1
2,455 >>“If The Mafia Ruled The World”<< - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,456 >>“Moron Marriage” – Badda bing…! ! ! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
2,457 >>“My Girlfriend’s Dog Loves His Fire Hydrant”<< 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
2,458 >>“SCREW IT”<< 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,459 >>“Serious Farce”- Formally titled, “Serious Fa_t”<< 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,460 >>“Spiked Heeled Baby”<< 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,461 >>“St. Nick (Santa) Found A Slut” (2 rhyming haikus) << 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
2,462 >>”JIHADIST CHILDREN’S FUND”<<++~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>+++ 07/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,463 >>+ “ANGEL OF DEATH” +<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,464 >>++ “A JERK-BOMB IS A JERK BOMB” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,465 >>++ “AFTER THIS CHRISTMAS IS GONE” ++<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 11/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,466 >>++ “ANOTHER MIND REJECTED BY SCIENCE” ++<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 03/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,467 >>++ “BIG MOMMA WHALE LOVES HER DADDY’S HARPOON” >>++~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 08/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,468 >>++ “CHRISTMAS IN THE RAIN FOREST” ++<<***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 01/24/2008 -- 0 0
2,469 >>++ “DERANGED 60S RETRO-REJECT” ++<<*********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,470 >>++ “Kaleidoscopic Influence Of LSD” (Fractal Poetry) ++<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>> 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
2,471 >>++ “KANGAROO FARTS APPLAUDED” ++<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,472 >>++ “POETS TO BE TAXED” ++<<************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 11/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,473 >>++ “SASQUATCH IS A JERK-BOMB” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,474 >>++ “TODAY WE HONOR OUR VETS” ++<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 11/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,475 >>++ “WANTED: CUT & PASTE EXPERT” ++<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 11/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,476 >>++ “FAMOUS MEN ON AMERICAN BILLS” (Question) <<++****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 03/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,477 >>++ “GOD IS OUR GREATEST INSPIRATION” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,478 >>++ “I AM THE DICTATOR OF MY DESTINY” ++<<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 11/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,479 >>++ “LATELY THERE’S NO COMPLAINTS ON THE WAR”…..? ? ? <<++*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,480 >>++ “LET’S WAIT TILL THEY ATTACK US AGAIN” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,481 >>++ “On The Silent Eve Of Christmas” <<++ 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
2,482 >>++ “POLICE WILL MONITOR FARTS” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,483 >>++ “SOMEBODY STOLE THE CHRISTMAS TREE” <<++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 12/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,484 >>++ “THE DAY GREEN IS KING” ++<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>+++ 03/16/2008 -- 0 0
2,485 >>++ “THE MAFIA COULD ACTUALLY ABOLISH TERRORISM” (Radical stuff) ++<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,486 >>++ “THE VOICE OF CHRISTMAS” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,487 >>++ “TO OUR FELLOW POET, RAY LUCERO” ++<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 11/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,488 >>++ “UP THE OLD WAZOO” ++<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************88>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,489 >>++ “WALTZ AT FAULTS” (¾) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ /*/ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♪ /*/ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ /*/ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ // 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
2,490 >>++ “WHAT A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS” ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/12/2008 -- 0 0
2,491 >>++ 'Flip Wilson Tribute' by T.M. (for Columbus Day) ++>>***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>>+++ 10/08/2007 -- 0 1
2,492 >>++ 'GLOBAL YAWNING' ++<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,493 >>++ 'IS WHO YOU MAY BE' ++<<****************************************************************! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! `~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,494 >>++ 'KEEP IT LIBERAL AND LOOSE' <<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>++++ 06/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,495 >>++ 'YOU ARE DECEPTIONAL” (New T.M. word) ++<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,496 >>+++ “AN OPEN LETTER TO A BLEEDING HEART LIBERAL” <<<<+++*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 09/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,497 >>+++ “OBAMA, DALAI LAMA AND YO MAMA” +++<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 03/05/2008 -- 0 0
2,498 >>==+++ “Satan’s Sanctuary Savors Saddam” +++==<< 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,499 >>> “BIRTHDAY BLITZIN’ BOOZIN’ BOO-BOO BANGIN’ BABY” <<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 04/05/2010 -- 0 0
2,500 >>> “OBAMA SOLAR SYSTEM AND BEYOND HEALTH CARE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
2,501 >>> “AMERICA IS WINNING” <<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,502 >>> “APRIL FOOL ‘APOLOGY’ TO THE MASSES” <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,503 >>> “BIG PHONIES WHO ‘YES’ YOU TO DEATH” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>> 11/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,504 >>> “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” - Bad-da Bing.....! ! ! <<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,505 >>> “GOD BLESS AIG” (a/k/a “SMOKESCREEN”- “SCAPEGOAT”) <<<***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 03/23/2009 -- 0 0
2,506 >>> “GOD IS GREAT” <<<****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 05/04/2008 -- 0 0
2,507 >>> “HE BE THE SHUCK N’ JIVE MAN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,508 >>> “HERE COMES HOWLIN’ GROWLIN’ CHRISTMAS AGAIN”….! ! ! <<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>> 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,509 >>> “I DOUBLE DARE YOU, NOT TO READ THIS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,510 >>> “I JUST LOVE THE NAME JEFFERSON” (Liberal Freezer) +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,511 >>> “IF YOU NEVER COME HOME (IT WOULD BE TOO SOON) ” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+ 03/20/2010 -- 0 0
2,512 >>> “JESUS, ELVIS & SINATRA CONGRATULATE GREENWOLFE” <<<******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 08/05/2009 -- 0 0
2,513 >>> “LET LOVE, LUSCIOUS LOVE, LIFT YOUR LOVE’S PASSION” <<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 09/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,514 >>> “LIBERAL REHEARSAL MODE” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 02/26/2008 -- 0 0
2,515 >>> “LIBERAL VALENTINE’S SYMPHONY” <<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,516 >>> “OUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, MY FATHER” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/15/2007 -- 0 3
2,517 >>> “PARIS HILTON OF POEMHUNTER” <<<+++***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,518 >>> “PETER COTTONTAIL FOUND PREGNANT ON EASTER” <<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,519 >>> “PLAYING ‘GOOD COP - BAD COP’ WITH AMERICA” <<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 04/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,520 >>> “STEAL*A*POEM*DOT*COM” <<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
2,521 >>> “TELL ME YOU’RE A HOLOGRAM” <<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 02/22/2009 -- 0 0
2,522 >>> “UNITED NATIONS IS MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 01/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,523 >>> “WE’VE GOT TO DRILL IN AMERICA” <<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 04/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,524 >>> “WHAT CHA GONNA DO WITH THAT VOODOO TATTOO”……? ? ? <<<++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++>>> 12/28/2008 -- 0 0
2,525 >>> “YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A PHONY' <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>>+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,526 >>> 'DICTATOR' - 'DICTATOR' - 'DICTATOR' <<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 10/29/2008 -- 0 0
2,527 >>> (Discussion) “HEALTH CARE SILLINESS” (Dispute it...? ? ?) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/04/2010 -- 0 0
2,528 >>> ~~~~> “Super Heroes To Aid Bee Copulation” <<<~~~~***+++++++*******~~~~~~~~~*********>>> 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,529 >>> ‘CONGRESSIONAL SMOKESCREEN” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/23/2009 -- 0 0
2,530 >>> “48 Hours To Three Weeks” <<< 10/02/2006 -- 0 0
2,531 >>> “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,532 >>> “A Slug Is A Slug” <<< 11/16/2006 -- 0 1
2,533 >>> “ABSOLUTELY NO SHOT” (John Edwards) <<<**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,534 >>> “AN EGO OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS” <<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 05/27/2009 -- 0 0
2,535 >>> “ANATHEMATIZED LOVE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/23/2009 -- 0 0
2,536 >>> “ANYONE CAN LICK AN EROTIC CUPCAKE” <<<*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 06/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,537 >>> “APOLOGISTS FOR AMERICA” <<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 02/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,538 >>> “APRIL FOOL’S DAY COMPUTER WORM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
2,539 >>> “ATTENTION-WE WANT TO BUST YOUR CHOPS” <<<*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 03/03/2008 -- 0 0
2,540 >>> “BABY POEM” (Goo-goo ga-ga goo-goo) <<< 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,541 >>> “BIG BOOBED BLOND BIMBO” - Badda bing…! ! ! <<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
2,542 >>> “BIRTHDAY BANG” – Ba-Da-Bing (Well maybe, Ba-Da-Bang.”) <<<***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
2,543 >>> “BIRTHDAY WISH” <<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 8
2,544 >>> “BLESS OUR VETERANS, YOUNG AND OLD” <<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 11/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,545 >>> “Blizzard Cancels Global Warming Conference” <<< 03/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,546 >>> “BRAIN BANKRUPTCY” <<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 04/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,547 >>> “BRING YOUR OWN CHAIR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT” <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 04/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,548 >>> “BYE-BYE ROSIE & NIKKI” (HAIKU) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************))))) >>> 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,549 >>> “C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S*S*Y” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,550 >>> “CAN’T SCREW IT TONIGHT” (Haiku) <<< 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,551 >>> “Cappuccino, Amorous Passion And The Sunrise” <<< 01/19/2007 -- 0 1
2,552 >>> “CHRISTMAS TRIBUTE TO RADICAL JIHAD” <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
2,553 >>> “Comprehensive Hillary Overview” (Versus Barak) <<< 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,554 >>> “Confidential Information” <<< (Keep it a secret....! ! !) 03/01/2007 1.0 2 0
2,555 >>> “Consider Waiting A Moment Between Posting Your Poems”<<< 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,556 >>> “CONSTITUTIONAL DUDES” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,557 >>> “CONTINUING SAGA OF THE LIBERAL MOON GODDESS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,558 >>> “CONTROVERSIAL” (Must-read) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************((((<<< 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
2,559 >>> “Critique Freaks” (Poet 'Masters') <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 03/27/2007 5.5 2 0
2,560 >>> “DARK LIGHT, INSIDE OUT” <<<****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 09/22/2008 -- 0 0
2,561 >>> “Dems Are On The Spot Now” <<< 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
2,562 >>> “Diaper Rash At Dawn” <<< 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,563 >>> “DON’T BE TOO TOUGH ON SUSPECTS” (Haiku) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>> 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,564 >>> “Dr. Hekyll & Mrs. Jive” <<< (Censor, don't read this) XXXXXX PORNOGRAPHICALLY VIVID. SORRY....! ! ! 01/07/2010 -- 0 0
2,565 >>> “ELVIS or FARTER’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
2,566 >>> “Elvis’ Ghost Interviewed By Trade” (30 years) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,567 >>> “EMPTY PANT SUIT CAPTURES PA” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
2,568 >>> “FALSE ECONOMICAL ARMAGEDDON” <<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 1
2,569 >>> “FAT A**, RUN-ON SENTENCE MOMMA” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,570 >>> “FILTHY, SEXUAL, ROMANTIC VULTURE” (R-XXX) <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 07/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,571 >>> “FOCUS+ON+FATHERS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>>? ? ? 06/17/2007 -- 0 1
2,572 >>> “FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAY” – Ba-Da Bing….! ! ! <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/19/2009 -- 0 0
2,573 >>> “FORGOTTEN, BUT NOT REMEMBERED” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 09/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,574 >>> “FRIENDS DON’T TREAT FRIENDS THAT WAY” <<<*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++ 10/13/2007 -- 0 3
2,575 >>> “G*OO*F – AL*OO*F”<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,576 >>> “GET A MOP HE SAID” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,577 >>> “GHOST OF AN UNKNOWN AIR HEAD” <<<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,578 >>> “GIMME A FIST BUMP” <<<***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 04/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,579 >>> “GOD * BLESS * OUR * MOMS * ON * MOTHER’S * DAY” <<<***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 05/08/2010 -- 0 0
2,580 >>> “GOD BLESS THE TALIBAN” <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,581 >>> “GOOD MORNING YOU STUPID IDIOTS” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>>++++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
2,582 >>> “Groundhog Uncovers The Truth” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,583 >>> “HALLO HELLOWEEN” <<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
2,584 >>> “Here Comes SuPEr hErO NorThMaN (To save Christmas…! ! !) <<< 03/23/2007 1.0 1 0
2,585 >>> “HOOKERS REQUIRE WORKMAN’S COMP INSURANCE”<<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,586 >>> “HOW ROMANTIC, MY VALENTINE, MY LOVE” <<<***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 3
2,587 >>> “Howlin’ And His Stem Cell Mobile Clone” <<< 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,588 >>> “I USE BLIND BRIDLES ON RACEHORSES” <<<~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````>>>+++ 08/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,589 >>> “I Will Not Be A Victim of Scamicide***” <<< 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,590 >>> “I*HAD*THE*GREATEST*FATHA”<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<<<<+++ 06/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,591 >>> “I*N*T*E*L*L*I*G*E*N*T S*T*U*P*I*D*I*T*Y T*E*S*T” <<<++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,592 >>> “I’M SO SCARED FOR PARIS” >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 1
2,593 >>> “I’M TRULY SORRY, OH SO SORRY SONG” <<<~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~(((((<< 04/20/2007 -- 0 4
2,594 >>> “I’ve Got Christmas Sickness” <<< 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,595 >>> “IDENTITY UNCOVERED” <<< (Ha-ha....! ! !) 11/09/2006 -- 0 1
2,596 >>> “IF WE SCREW”- Badda bang..! ! ! (XXX) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,597 >>> “IF WE SCREW”- Badda bing..! ! ! (R-13) 10/17/2006 -- 0 0
2,598 >>> “IF YOU BELIEVE YOU’RE INTELLIGENT” (YOU ARE) <<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 09/26/2008 -- 0 0
2,599 >>> “If You’re Unaware, You’re There” <<< 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,600 >>> “ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION BILL IS DEAD” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++++++*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++? ? ? 06/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,601 >>> “IN A BOSTON SLUM” <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``****************>>>+++ 10/30/2008 -- 0 0
2,602 >>> “IN THE DUNGEON OF AUGUST BLUES” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,603 >>> “IN THE MIDST OF THE EXTREME” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,604 >>> “IN TWELVE A WOMAN MIGHT DO THE TRICK” <<<*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/16/2011 -- 0 0
2,605 >>> “IRRESPONSIBLE TO PULL OUT” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,606 >>> “IT FREAKS ME OUT” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,607 >>> “It’s Really Very Embarrassing” <<<~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************(((((<<< 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,608 >>> “It’s Utterly Ridiculous” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,609 >>> “JOE SIX PACK DON’T WRITE HAIKU” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 0
2,610 >>> “JOHN KERRY ENDORSES OBAMA” <<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 01/12/2008 -- 0 0
2,611 >>> “Karaoke On A UFO” (New spacecraft poetry) <<< 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,612 >>> “Kissed By A Christmas Angel” <<< 12/12/2006 -- 0 1
2,613 >>> “L O L CHRISTMAS” <<< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/13/2007 -- 0 1
2,614 >>> “LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF A DYING PUSSY CAT” <<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>+++ 05/28/2010 -- 0 0
2,615 >>> “Left Wing Christmas” - Badda boom....! ! ! <<< 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
2,616 >>> “LET ME DELIGHT YOU” <<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,617 >>> “LET’S NOT F*** OURSELVES” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,618 >>> “Losing My Patients With God” (God this, God that) <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************(((((<< 04/04/2007 -- 0 3
2,619 >>> “LOVE CULTURE” (THE CULTURE OF LOVE) <<<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
2,620 >>> “Loving You On Valentine’s Day” <<< 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,621 >>> “Lower The Maximum Wage” <<< - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,622 >>> “MEMORIAL DAY PRAYER FOR PEACE' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~*****>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,623 >>> “Messages From Many Countries” - (Thank you....! ! !) <<< 01/03/2007 7.8 4 0
2,624 >>> “MILLION HOMELESS CEO MARCH” <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************>>>+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
2,625 >>> “MIRACLE POETESS > MOON GODDESS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************(((((<< 06/02/2007 -- 0 1
2,626 >>> “Mistaking Pollution And Climate Change” <<< 03/02/2007 5.5 2 0
2,627 >>> “MR. CHRISTMAS” <<< 12/09/2006 10.0 1 0
2,628 >>> “MUNDANE MONDAY 'BLUES' PRAYER” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
2,629 >>> “MY BI**H GOT THE ITCH” (AND WALKED OUT OF THE POUND) <<<******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,630 >>> “My Christmas Pussy Is Such A Wussy” <<< 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,631 >>> “MY DEAREST FRIEND” (It Won’t Be Long Now) <<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
2,632 >>> “MY DEAREST FRIEND” (It Won’t Be Long Now) <<<***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 08/20/2009 -- 0 0
2,633 >>> “MYSTERIOUS CLUSTER OF LIGHTS” <<<~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>? ? ? ? 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
2,634 >>> “No Lovin’ Way” <<< 11/21/2006 -- 0 1
2,635 >>> “Nothing - Zilch” <<< 11/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,636 >>> “Now Christmas Will Fade To A Distant Echo” <<< 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
2,637 >>> “O*H W*E*L*L N*^*O*^*E*^*L (Ring The Christmas Bell) ” <<< 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,638 >>> “O.J. CAMPAIGNING FOR HILLARY, IN JAIL” <<<~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,639 >>> “OBAMA GETS ‘KISS OF DEATH’ ENDORSEMENT” <<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 01/10/2008 -- 0 0
2,640 >>> “OBAMA THE CERTIFIED CLICHÉ EXPERT” <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,641 >>> “OPRAH SAID – LET’S GO SARAH” <<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,642 >>> “OUR FOUNDING FATHERS” <<<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
2,643 >>> “OUR GREATEST HEROES & INSPIRATIONS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,644 >>> “PETITIONING A BROKENHEARTED PANCAKE” <<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 05/18/2008 -- 0 0
2,645 >>> “PLEASE CHECK MY MEMORIAL DAY YOU TUBE VIDEOS” <<<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 05/29/2010 -- 0 0
2,646 >>> “PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS” (Read one of Greenwolfe’s) >>>***************************************************************************>>>+++ 06/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,647 >>> “PLEASE DON’T REPEAT IT, IT’S A BIG SECRET” <<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,648 >>> “POET PROTECTION PROGRAM” - Badda boom....! ! ! <<< 12/22/2006 -- 0 1
2,649 >>> “Prayer For A New Spring Day” ++++>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~((( 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,650 >>> “PRECEDENCE AND LUNACY OF LUMINESCENT FLORESCENCE” <<<****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 06/30/2009 -- 0 0
2,651 >>> “PUPPETEERS AND THE PUPPET” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,652 >>> “PUSSY CALL” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,653 >>> “RARE STRAIN OF TB”…..? ? ? (STRANGE) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,654 >>> “Relaxed Christmas” <<< 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
2,655 >>> “RNC BUYS PALIN A PLATINUM SHOTGUN” <<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 10/23/2008 -- 0 0
2,656 >>> “Romance Reenactment Injection” (Valentine’s Day) <<< 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,657 >>> “ROMANCE WILL FLOOD THE AIR” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 02/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,658 >>> “ROMANTIC EVENING FOR YOU AND ME” <<<****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 0
2,659 >>> “S*C*H*M*U*C*K*O*I*D” <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 01/03/2008 -- 0 0
2,660 >>> “S*O*R*R*Y” ++ “S*O*R*R*Y” ++ “S*O*R*R*Y” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,661 >>> “SERIOUSLY NOW” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,662 >>> “SILENCE BECK, OBAMA’S QUEST” <<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 10/19/2009 -- 0 0
2,663 >>> “SLEAZY SATAN’S SIX, SICK, SLIMY COMMANDMENTS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>> 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
2,664 >>> “Sonnet 50896” <<< 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,665 >>> “SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY” <<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 10/23/2009 -- 0 2
2,666 >>> “SPACE AGE CANNIBALISM” <<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,667 >>> “Stupid Is As Stupid Does” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
2,668 >>> “SUSAN BOYLE STALKED BY AN ALIEN” (‘Light Years’ Love Affair) <<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 05/26/2009 -- 0 0
2,669 >>> “THE COMPLAINERS” (TM’S YAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN SERIES) <<<***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 01/21/2010 -- 0 0
2,670 >>> “THE EXPLOSIVE BIG-BOOBED BOMBER” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/29/2009 -- 0 0
2,671 >>> “THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS AT STAKE” <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 07/15/2009 -- 0 0
2,672 >>> “THE GHOUL IS A FREAK” <<<*****************************************************8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,673 >>> “The Legend Of The Blog And The Cosmic Egg Nog” <<< 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,674 >>> “The Methane Fart That Global Warming Forgot” <<< 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,675 >>> “THE PUSSY AND THE PUPPY' <<<************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************>>>+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,676 >>> “The Secret Conscience Of A Rose” <<< 02/19/2007 8.0 1 0
2,677 >>> “THE SKUNK TUNE” by T.M..- Badda stink...! ! ! <<< 03/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,678 >>> “THE TRAILER PARK POET LAUREATE” <<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 01/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,679 >>> “THERE IS ONLY GOODBYE” <<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 06/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,680 >>> “THIS POEM MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE” <<<************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,681 >>> “THIS UNIQUE OFFER WON’T LAST” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
2,682 >>> “THREE WIDOWED PARROTS” <<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 04/13/2009 -- 0 0
2,683 >>> “TRIP TO THE BEDROOM” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,684 >>> “VIRGINS GOING DOWN FROM 72 TO 53” <<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 12/03/2007 -- 0 1
2,685 >>> “WHEN THE TURD SPEAKS, NOBODY LISTENS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,686 >>> “WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS” <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************>>>+++ 07/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,687 >>> “WHITE ANGEL THE MAGIC RABBIT” (For Christmas & Easter) <<<~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~*******((((<<<+++ 04/21/2007 -- 0 2
2,688 >>> “WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST TALK”…..? ? ? (Unbelievable…! ! !) <<< 02/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,689 >>> “WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A DIALOG”…..? ? ? (SAYS PELOSI….! ! !) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,690 >>> “YOU LIE” <<< (“YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A BLATANT LIAR.”) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************>>>+++ 09/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,691 >>> ”LOVE, IT’S LOVE, TRUE LOVE, ALWAYS LOVE, PRECIOUS LOVE, MY LOVE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 4
2,692 >>> +++ ~~~~> “NITWITS” (Get logical on Climate Change) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,693 >>> +++ “If You Have A Teeny-Weenie” +++<<< ~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,694 >>> +++))))) “NO CLINTON – NO 9-11” (((((+++<<<``````````````````````````````````***************************````````````````````````````**************************************>>>++ 09/13/2007 -- 0 0
2,695 >>> 'A CANDID, HONEST COMMENT AND QUOTE FOR AL GORE' <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/25/2008 -- 0 0
2,696 >>> 'Afternoon Morning Sickness' <<< (Haiku) 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,697 >>> 'ANOTHER PLACE, ANOTHER TIME' - (Message from mom) <<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
2,698 >>> BIRTHDAY BIMMER - “BIMMER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY” <<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,699 >>> 'Bomb*Us*At*Your*Leisure” (Rated XXX.com) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****((( 04/01/2007 -- 0 1
2,700 >>> 'CHRISTMAS PRAYER FOR PEACE' <<< 12/06/2006 10.0 2 0
2,701 >>> 'COME ON, BAMBOOZLE US' <<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 09/15/2009 -- 0 0
2,702 >>> DRUDGE REPORT: “SEX ON THE DECLINE AT THE FORUM” <<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 08/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,703 >>>' FREE BOZO LESSONS' <<<~~~~~~ (You pay shipping) 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
2,704 >>> 'Great Pussy On A Spacecraft” <<< (Wow, adult material) 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,705 >>> 'HOWLIN' TO DIRECT RESURRECTION REINACTMENT” <<<~~~~~******~~~~~~~~*******(((<<< 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,706 >>> 'LET'S REFORM EVERYTHING IN AMERICA' <<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 04/23/2010 -- 0 0
2,707 >>> 'MY COMPUTER VIRUS'<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 06/22/2009 -- 0 0
2,708 >>> 'Prestigious Pooper-Scooper & Mental Giant Awards' <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>++++ 06/20/2007 -- 0 0
2,709 >>> 'SOME MIX IT, MANY DRINK IT' <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 04/25/2009 -- 0 0
2,710 >>> 'Some Wiseguy Stole The Toilet' - Badda bing....! ! ! <<< 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
2,711 >>> 'T.M.’s UNPRESEDENTED THREAT' (Silent Cancer) 1000*** 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,712 >>> 'T.M.'s Interview With Cupid' <<< 02/05/2007 10.0 1 1
2,713 >>> 'THE DEATH OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM' <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,714 >>> 'THE ONE WORD POEM WITH NO TITLE' <<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************>>>+++ 12/12/2010 -- 0 0
2,715 >>> 'The Saga And Scam Of Celine-Saline & Sandrine' <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>> 04/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,716 >>> 'The Site Is Slow..., Take A Chill Pill' <<<~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>>$$$ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,717 >>> TRADE MARTIN QUOTE REGARDING BILL MAHER' <<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 04/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,718 >>> 'URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED' <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++>>> 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
2,719 >>>$$$ “THIS IS TRADE MARTIN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” <<<$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,720 >>>$$$ “BIG BUTT BABY, DON’T SLUT ME OUT” $$$<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>? ? ? 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,721 >>>% “Mind Your Own Poem” (A put down poem) %<<< 01/09/2007 10.0 1 0
2,722 >>>%%% “Mind Your Poem Business” %%%<<< 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,723 >>>%%% “SOMEONE’S GETTING SUGGESTIVE” %%%<<< 02/28/2007 10.0 2 0
2,724 >>>))) “Christmas Encore Before Groundhog Day” (((<<< 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,725 >>>))) “Cry Of The Porcupine” (((<<< 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,726 >>>))) “Groundhog Day Is Applauded By Cupid” (((<<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 02/01/2008 -- 0 0
2,727 >>>))) “My Christmas Eve Lullaby” (((<<< 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,728 >>>))) “NINE COMMANDMENTS FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS” (((++++ 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,729 >>>))) “The Moron Culture” (((<<< 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,730 >>>))) ~~~> “Rabbit In Your Cabinet” <~~~~~~~~~~~~******((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,731 >>>))) +> “ENERGY INDEPENDENCE” <+(((<<<************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 05/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,732 >>>))) <<++ “GREED” ++>>(((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 1
2,733 >>>))) >>> “FIFTY-SEVEN STATES”…..? ? ? <<<(((<<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 05/12/2008 -- 0 0
2,734 >>>)))) “Howlin’s Buyin’ Up Carbon Offsets From Al Gore” ((((<< 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,735 >>>)))) ‘Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth”’ ((((<<< 02/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,736 >>>))))) > “TAX THE SUN” <(((((<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
2,737 >>>*** “NOTHING IS PERFECT” ***<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/10/2009 -- 0 0
2,738 >>>****~~~~~> “OUTSPOKEN HOWLIN’ DERVISH” <<<~~~***********~~~~~~~~~**********===+++>>>? ? ? 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,739 >>>? ? ? “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME”? ? ? <<<*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********? ? ? ? ? 01/18/2008 -- 0 0
2,740 >>>? ? ? “MY BABY HIT ME WITH THE ‘F’ BOMB”? ? ? <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>? ? ? 04/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,741 >>>? ? ~~~~“LOVE IS IN TRANSIT”~~~~? ? <<< 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,742 >>>? ? “THIGH WILL BE DONE” (I know, it’s ‘thy’) ? ? <<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 04/17/2008 -- 0 0
2,743 >>>? “MASTURPOETICBATION”? <<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 08/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,744 >>>}} “Christmas Heroes Of America” (“Freedom’s Dream”) {{<<< 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
2,745 >>>~~ “Another Boring Christmas” ~~<<< 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,746 >>>~~~*** “The Micro-Poet Laureate” <<<~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++>>> 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
2,747 >>>~~~~****++ “THY WILL BE DONE” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,748 >>>~~~~~~~~>>> “LAP DANCES FOR JIHADISTS” (FREE) <<<~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>> 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,749 >>>~~~~~+++ “How To Capitalize On A Situation” (Like the Imus story) <+++++++~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~^*^*? ? ? ? 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,750 >>>~~~~~> “EASTER ON MARS” <~~~~~<<<**************************************************************************************>>>+++ 04/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,751 >>>~~~~~>> “ELVIS’ NINE COMMANDMENTS” <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~************++++>>>> 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
2,752 >>>~~~~+++ 'Dear Jesus Hold Us Together' +++~~~~~~<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~<<<+++ 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
2,753 >>>~~~> “DEAD BEAT DAD SONG” <~~~~<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,754 >>>~~~> “DECEPTIONAL” (New T.M. word) <********************************************~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 04/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,755 >>>~~~>> “CONSTITUTION DAY” <<~~~<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
2,756 >>>~“Apology to Whores and a Comment For Virgins” <<<~~~~******```````````*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 04/13/2007 -- 0 2
2,757 >>>“Anathematized Love”<<< 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,758 >>>“Delaying The Inevitable” (With this evil war) <<< 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,759 >>>“ELUSIVE GUITAR CHORD”<<< 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,760 >>>“Memories Of Invisible Dreams”<<< 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,761 >>>“NUDE, LEWD & RUDE”<<< 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,762 >>>“PEACE HAS A ZERO CHANCE”<<< 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
2,763 >>>“SHAKE IT EASY SLEAZY, YOU GOT A LONG WAY TO SLIDE”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,764 >>>“She Pukes Like A Pro”<<< 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,765 >>>“WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE”<<< 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,766 >>>+ “KOOK, YOU’RE A CERTIFIED KOOK” +<<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*********************************>>>+++ 04/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,767 >>>+ “DON’T INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING TONIGHT” +<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,768 >>>++ “BOMB BANGIN’- BALL BUSTIN’- BI**H” ++<<<~~~~~*************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,769 >>>++ “IF YOU MEET GOD AGAIN” (To Sakthi) 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,770 >>>++ “INSPIRED SEXUAL INTERCOURSE” ++<<<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 05/27/2008 -- 0 0
2,771 >>>++ “BLATANT STUPIDITY” (REVISED) ++<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
2,772 >>>++ “CAN’T REPEAT THE DREAM” ++<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>+++ 05/29/2008 -- 0 0
2,773 >>>++ “DON’T READ THIS POEM” ++<<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 04/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,774 >>>++ “I*D*I*O*T*S U*N*I*T*E” (Season’s Greetings) ++<<<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 12/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,775 >>>++ “LIQUID ROMANCE” (Cupid approved….! ! !) ++<<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 02/10/2008 -- 0 0
2,776 >>>++ “RAGING WATER-CAUTION” (Haiku) <<<++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,777 >>>++ “REGARDING MICHELLE OBAMA” ++<<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************>>>+++ 02/24/2008 -- 0 0
2,778 >>>++ “TEN THOUSAND VOLTS OF LOVE” ++<<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,779 >>>++ “THE ELITE LIBS REIGN SUPREME” ++<<<~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 09/05/2007 -- 0 0
2,780 >>>++ “THEN COMES THE SUMMER SUNSHINE” ++<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
2,781 >>>++ “TOTAL PEACE AND LOVE” ++<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>+++ 07/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,782 >>>++ “WE CANNOT SUCK ANYMORE” ++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,783 >>>+++ “CLEAVAGE AND THUNDER THIGHS” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>+++++ 08/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,784 >>>+++ “DISTASTEFUL WRITING MADE EASY” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,785 >>>+++ “DOT CALM” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 12/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,786 >>>+++ “FORLORN METEOR” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 09/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,787 >>>+++ “GOD BLESS GROUNDHOGS” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
2,788 >>>+++ “HAIKU WITHOUT WORDS” (Haiku) +++<<< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>+++ 07/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,789 >>>+++ “HILLARY CRIMINAL SUPPORTERS” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`>>>+++ 09/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,790 >>>+++ “HOWTO PERFORM AN EXORCISM ON A FAT A*S” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,791 >>>+++ “HUG A SLUG TODAY” +++<<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 1
2,792 >>>+++ “I WANT YOU BABY” +++>>>~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,793 >>>+++ “MYSTERIOUS SECRET” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,794 >>>+++ “OBAMA WANTS OSAMA” +++<<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>>+++ 08/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,795 >>>+++ “ONCE UPON A POEM” +++<<<~~~~~~~*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,796 >>>+++ “RESTROOM POETRY SLAM” +++<<< ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/03/2007 -- 0 0
2,797 >>>+++ “ROBOT TO ROBOT” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
2,798 >>>+++ “SEXY DREAM OF YOUR BODY” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************>>>> 04/29/2007 -- 0 1
2,799 >>>+++ “VALENTINE FOR A DEAR FRIEND” +++<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
2,800 >>>+++ “WUSVILLE, WUSVILLE, U S A” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
2,801 >>>+++ “9/10 – The Day Before The Day” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,802 >>>+++ “BANDWIDTH BOTTLENECK” +++<<<****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 05/18/2008 -- 0 0
2,803 >>>+++ “Bobby ‘Boris’ Pickett…, He Was A Good Guy” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/28/2007 -- 0 1
2,804 >>>+++ “CHRISTMAS IS THE PEACEFUL HOLIDAY” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/29/2007 -- 0 0
2,805 >>>+++ “CHRISTMAS OH CHRISTMAS” (Haiku) +++<<<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
2,806 >>>+++ “CHRISTMAS ON VENUS” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``>>>>+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 1
2,807 >>>+++ “CRIMSON TEARS OF SORROWFUL SHAME” <<<+++********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 01/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,808 >>>+++ “DEATH OF A SANDWICH” +++<<<**********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************>>>+++ 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,809 >>>+++ “DUMMY-DUMMY-DUMMY” +++<<<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 02/04/2008 -- 0 0
2,810 >>>+++ “ETERNAL MORONABILITY” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,811 >>>+++ “F*** YOUR BEST FRIEND TODAY” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,812 >>>+++ “GOD IS A GOOD MAN” +++<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,813 >>>+++ “HEAVEN ACCESS, $39.00 and GET ONE MONTH FREE” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 09/13/2007 -- 0 0
2,814 >>>+++ “I WANT YOU” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/23/2007 -- 0 0
2,815 >>>+++ “ICE OF THE TIPBERG” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,816 >>>+++ “IF WE SCREW”- Badda bing..! ! ! (XXX) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>>? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
2,817 >>>+++ “NIPPLES IN THE NIGHT” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
2,818 >>>+++ “ODE TO THE UNBORN” +++<<<***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
2,819 >>>+++ “PRAYER FOR BIN LADEN’S HORRIFIC DEATH” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,820 >>>+++ “PRAYER FOR THE 9-11 VICTIMS AND THEIR FAMILIES” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>++++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,821 >>>+++ “S*U*B*S*I*D*I*Z*I*S*M” +++<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 01/25/2008 -- 0 0
2,822 >>>+++ “SECRET UFO REPORT” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/15/2008 -- 0 0
2,823 >>>+++ “SEDUCED BY AN UGLY WITCH” +++<<<~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>+++ 10/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,824 >>>+++ “SOMEONE KEEPS DELETING ME”...? ? ? (My writings) <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 03/07/2008 -- 0 0
2,825 >>>+++ “SUCK IT JESUS” – (said Kathy Griffin) +++<<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 01/20/2008 -- 0 0
2,826 >>>+++ “THE FORUM LIBERAL PUSSY” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>>+++ 09/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,827 >>>+++ “THE SCHMUCK FACTOR” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 1
2,828 >>>+++ “THE STATUE OF LIBERTY” (Haiku) <<<+++*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************>>>>+++ 07/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,829 >>>+++ “THE WHOLE WORLD IS HOWLIN’ FOR CHRISTMAS” <<<+++*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,830 >>>+++ “WHISTLE A HAPPY TUNE” +++<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,831 >>>+++ ”TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN” <<<+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 06/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,832 >>>+++> “UNDERLYING MEANING” <+++<<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 02/03/2008 -- 0 0
2,833 >>>++> “IT’S NOT OVER YET” <++<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,834 >>>++>> “THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST” <<++<<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 12/31/2009 -- 0 0
2,835 ->>><<<- “SHE’S DEAD” ~~~~~>>>>>****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
2,836 >>><<< “SLEAZY – SLEAZY – SLEAZY” (XXX Rated) >>><<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
2,837 >>>> “YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS, THE COPYCAT, JANE VAN DOE”<<****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 03/20/2010 -- 0 0
2,838 >>>> “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BA-DA-BING” <<<<***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 07/29/2009 -- 0 1
2,839 >>>> “EVERYONE’S A FOOL ON APRIL FOOL’S DAY” <<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
2,840 >>>> “I*N G*O*D W*E T*R*U*S*T” <<<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 04/24/2008 -- 0 0
2,841 >>>> “MASK OF ALOOFNESS” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 03/04/2010 -- 0 0
2,842 >>>> “SUPER BOWL MONDAY” <<<< 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,843 >>>> “WE WILL BOMB THE MOON” <<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,844 >>>> *^* “Lonely *^* Little *^* Christmas *^* Cat” *^* <<<< 12/17/2006 -- 0 4
2,845 >>>> “ANYONE HAVE A TITLE FOR THIS? ”……? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 10/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,846 >>>> “BE-BOPPIN’ BOOMIN’ BIRTHDAY” – Ba-Da-Bing…..! ! ! <<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,847 >>>> “BIRTHDAY POEM FOR YOU” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,848 >>>> “BIRTHDAY ROMANCE, BA-DA-BING”….! ! ! <<<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,849 >>>> “CAPITAL PUNISHMENT” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,850 >>>> “CHRISTMAS FOR DENIERS” <<<<**************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************>>>+++ 12/27/2009 -- 0 0
2,851 >>>> “COME ON ‘KNOW IT ALL’ - REFORM IT ALL” <<<< *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 04/27/2010 -- 0 0
2,852 >>>> “CRACKER-JACK SHACK DOWN” <<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 01/07/2010 -- 0 0
2,853 >>>> “CREATING A DEPENDENT AMERICA” <<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 07/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,854 >>>> “CULTURE OF CORRUPTION” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<<************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************>>>+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,855 >>>> “DEMISE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM” <<<<*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 11/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,856 >>>> “ELLIE” (Tribute to Ellie Greenwich) <<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 08/26/2009 -- 0 0
2,857 >>>> “ELVIS or HOWLIN’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) ' <<<< 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,858 >>>> “Even A Crass Jackass Can Amass Incredible Wealth” <<< 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
2,859 >>>> “H*A*L*L*O*W H*A*P*P*Y*W*E*E*N” <<<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/31/2009 -- 0 0
2,860 >>>> “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWENTY YEARS” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,861 >>>> “House Of The Zombie Poets” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*** 03/26/2007 10.0 2 0
2,862 >>>> “IF DARLING, YOU’D ONLY BE MINE” <<<<***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 02/25/2010 -- 0 0
2,863 >>>> “JIMMY CARTER AND JANE FONDA” <<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 06/13/2009 -- 0 0
2,864 >>>> “LOL FACEBOOK POEM” LOL…! ! ! <<<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>+++ 01/27/2011 -- 0 0
2,865 >>>> “LOVE DEEP WITHIN THE ROSE” <<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 11/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,866 >>>> “LOVE LIPS” <<<<**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 08/12/2008 -- 0 0
2,867 >>>> “LUCKY IN AMERICA” <<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************>>>>+++ 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
2,868 >>>> “MAO TSE-TUNG” <<<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************>>>+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
2,869 >>>> “MOONBEAMS SMILING IN THE STARLIT NIGHT” <<<<********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 04/27/2008 -- 0 1
2,870 >>>> “MY LOVE, WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME” (As Romantic As Love Gets) <<<<***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>+++ 09/06/2009 -- 0 0
2,871 >>>> “NEW YORK CITY IS MAGIC” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
2,872 >>>> “NOW I’M BLUSHING” <<<< 01/12/2007 10.0 1 0
2,873 >>>> “PUSSIES AND FOOLS” <<<< 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
2,874 >>>> “RADICAL CHRISTIANS” <<<<***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 05/15/2010 -- 0 0
2,875 >>>> “S*E*X*S*A*T*I*O*N*A*L” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,876 >>>> “Scam Bam Thank You Mam” <<<< 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
2,877 >>>> “Sensuallysexsational***” <<<< 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,878 >>>> “STRANGE FORNICATION SITUATION DURING CHRISTMAS AT THE NORTH POLE” *************************************************************>>>+++ 12/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,879 >>>> “THE SEX DRONES OF PAKISTAN” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,880 >>>> “TRIBUTE TO THE MIGHTY QUINN” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>? ? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,881 >>>> “UFO SPOTTED IN FORUM SKY” <<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 04/19/2008 -- 0 0
2,882 >>>> “UNLIMITED JULY 4th DEPENDENCE” <<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************>>>+++ 07/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,883 >>>> “VENTRILOQUIST SEEKS NEW PROSPECTS” (HOW ABOUT YOU? ?) <<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+++ 04/12/2010 -- 0 0
2,884 >>>> ++ “THE UFO CONNECTION” <<<<~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>> 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,885 >>>> 'A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY FOR A WONDERFUL PERSON' <<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 01/22/2010 -- 0 0
2,886 >>>> 'Multi-Challenged Haiku Contest” (Urgent) <<<< 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,887 >>>> 'SARAH IS HER NAME'<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/15/2011 -- 0 0
2,888 >>>> 'SO? ' <<<<```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! >>>+++ 01/22/2011 -- 0 0
2,889 >>>> 'THE DISTANT WIND' <<<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************>>>+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
2,890 >>>> 'X MARKS THE SPOT' <<<< 'THE SPOT IS AN EX' <<<<*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 06/09/2011 -- 0 0
2,891 >>>> 'YAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN' <<<<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 09/30/2009 -- 0 0
2,892 >>>>)) >>> “PARTIAL BIRTH” <<<<((<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>+++ 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
2,893 >>>>)))) “Within The Bliss Of A Christmas Kiss” ((((<<<< 03/19/2007 8.0 1 0
2,894 >>>>? ? ? > “SEX TAX” – Ba-da-Bang….! ! ! >>+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
2,895 >>>>~~~~****>> “No Ho Like A Snow Ho” <<<~~~~~~~******++++++++++******~~~~~~~>>> 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,896 >>>>~~~~> “CHRIST AND COLUMBUS” <~~~~~<<<<**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************>>>+++ 10/12/2009 -- 0 0
2,897 >>>>“A SINCERE REMEMBRANCE” (Dedication to Sondra Ball - Autumn Leaves) 05/07/2010 -- 0 0
2,898 >>>>++ “HILLARY WILL WIN” ++<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,899 >>>>+++*** Who'll Take Care Of Paris' Little Pooch”….? ? ? <<<++~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
2,900 >>>>+++****** “FORECLOSURE” ******+++<<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 02/26/2010 -- 0 0
2,901 >>>>++++ “THE SECOND SUNDAY OF MAY” ++++<<<<************~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~>>>>>$$$$$ 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,902 >>>>++++ 'LOVE IS A THIEF' ++++<<<<****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**>>>+++ 03/13/2008 -- 0 0
2,903 >>>>+++>>> “ATHEISTMAS” <<<+++<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
2,904 >>>>+++>>> “VENTRILOQUIST SEEKS NEW PROSPECTS” <<<<++++<<<<<*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************>>>+++ 04/10/2010 -- 0 0
2,905 >>>>> “BIRTHDAY BOOT” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,906 >>>>> “BOOM BOX’S ROCKIN’” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/26/2008 -- 0 0
2,907 >>>>> “I HAVE SO MANY UNREAD POEMS” <<<<<*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 06/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,908 >>>>> “ONE POINT FOUR MILLION” <<<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************>>>+++ 10/10/2009 -- 0 0
2,909 >>>>> “S*E*N*S*U*A*L*I*Z*A*T*I*O*N” <<<<< 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
2,910 >>>>> “SAINT PATRICK’S DAY PRAYER” <<<<<<@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++>>>>>>>>>>>>> 03/17/2009 -- 0 0
2,911 >>>>> “BIRTHDAY BEAN BAG” - Ba-Da-Bing....! ! ! <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
2,912 >>>>> “DISMAL DEMON OF THE DAWN” <<<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************>>>+++ 03/28/2010 -- 0 0
2,913 >>>>> “GOD KNOWS ELVIS WILL UNDERSTAND” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 01/09/2011 -- 0 0
2,914 >>>>> “GREAT SPEECH LAST NIGHT” <<<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************>>>+++ 06/16/2010 -- 0 0
2,915 >>>>> “GREEDY WALL STREET” <<<<<**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>+++ 04/21/2010 -- 0 0
2,916 >>>>> “IN THE MISTRESS BUSINESS” <<<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 12/18/2009 -- 0 0
2,917 >>>>> “POETRYEDITOR.COM To BETTER YOUR POEMS” <<<<< 04/07/2011 -- 0 0
2,918 >>>>> “TRY, BEFORE YOU BUY” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,919 >>>>> ATHEIST PRAYER TO GOD - (BUY US PRIVATE JETS) <<<<<*********************************************************************************************************>>>>++++ 08/10/2011 -- 0 0
2,920 >>>>> 'BIRTHDAY PARTY? ' - (I DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY) <<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,921 >>>>> 'COMING SOON: The top three bland & sterile writers on PoemHunter.<<<<++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*****************************************>>>+++ 01/02/2010 -- 0 0
2,922 >>>>> SARAH PALIN, WILL SHE or WON’T SHE RUN……? ? ? <<<<<<<<*****************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>> 05/31/2011 -- 0 0
2,923 >>>>> 'THE KING AND HIS GUITAR' (ELVIS) <<<<<<**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 07/02/2011 -- 0 0
2,924 >>>>>))) “KIM JONG-IL” (((<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 05/30/2009 -- 0 0
2,925 >>>>>******>>>>> “VENTRILOQUIST-LAND” <<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****++++((((<<< 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,926 >>>>>^^^^> “KRAZY GLUE SEX” <^^^^<<<<<********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
2,927 >>>>>~~~~~~~****++))) “FIRST PERVERT” <<<<~~~~~~~~~~*******+++++++~~~~~~***** 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
2,928 >>>>>+++ “FOCUS+ON+FATHERS” +++<<<<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 06/20/2010 -- 0 0
2,929 >>>>>> “JUICY, JUICY LOVE” (Romance + 10) <<<<<<*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/07/2009 -- 0 0
2,930 >>>>>> “OBAMA HAIKU” <<<<<<***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 07/02/2009 -- 0 0
2,931 >>>>>>***** “GUESS WHAT GOD? ” (For Lillian) *****<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/21/2011 -- 0 0
2,932 >>>>>>++++ “CHEMOTHERAPY” ++++<<<<<<*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 05/28/2009 -- 0 0
2,933 >>>>>>> “FACTORIES FOR BATTERIES” <<<<<<<<*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**>>>+++ 07/24/2010 -- 0 0
2,934 >>>>>>>> “IT S**KS…., YES, THIS POEM S**KS” <<<<<<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! >>>+++ 07/23/2011 -- 0 0
2,935 >>>>>>>>> “REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY” <<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************>>>+++ 08/26/2009 -- 0 0
2,936 >>>>>>>>>~~~> “THE GREAT NOEL” <~~~<<<<<<<<<<******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********>>>+++ 10/13/2009 -- 0 0
2,937 >>>>>>>>>> “BLATANT LIES ARE HURTFUL LIES” <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,938 >>>>>>>>>> “GLOBAL WARMING ON EASTER” <<<<<<<<<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************>>>+++ 04/02/2010 -- 0 0
2,939 >>>>>>>>>>***#### “WATERSCREWING” <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/21/2007 5.0 1 0
2,940 >>>>>>>>>>>> “U*N*I - U*N*I - U*N*I” <<<<<<<<<<<<<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************>++++++++ 02/15/2010 -- 0 0
2,941 >>>>>>>>>>>>> “OBAMA’S FINANCIAL TRAUMA” <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************>>>+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
2,942 >>'All I Want For Christmas Is A Sean North Poem'<<***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************>>>+++ 08/24/2007 -- 0 0
2,943 >>'Seasonal Nonsense'<< (Christmas Is Drawing Near) 09/24/2006 -- 0 0
2,944 >For Howlin'.., “A PAJAMA, DALAI LAMA, OBAMA AND YO MAMA” <<<+++***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
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2,946 0-3-x-5-8-b-7 08/05/2006 -- 0 0
2,947 10,502 (Total number of visitors currently online...! ! !) >>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,948 72 Virgins Vs.72 Versions 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,949 9/10 – The Day Before The Day 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,950 'A Beautiful Night Of Christmas Silence' 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,951 A Canary Sings In The Coal Mine 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
2,952 'A Candle's Flame' (Tribute to Sid Seidenberg) 06/07/2006 -- 0 0
2,953 A Lost Soul Is A Last Soul 08/26/2006 -- 0 2
2,954 A Peace Loving Liberal's Fantasy 06/30/2007 -- 0 0
2,955 A Stick In The Mud 01/13/2007 10.0 1 0
2,956 'Abnormal Spirit In My Room' 06/28/2006 -- 0 0
2,957 Absolutely Separate Problems >> (Pollution & Climate Fluctuations) 07/25/2007 -- 0 0
2,958 Agree Or Disagree? 08/11/2006 -- 0 1
2,959 Al Gore Live Earth Concerts (Global Warming) 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
2,960 'ALDO, WHICH WAY IS THE WITCH.? ? ? ' (WHO IS SHE..? ? ?) 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
2,961 All Kooked Up 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,962 America Is In Intensive Care 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
2,963 Another Bombing, Another Show 08/16/2006 -- 0 1
2,964 Another Future Easter Liberal’s Worst Nightmare 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
2,965 'Anti-logic' 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
2,966 'Asteroid XP-14' 07/01/2006 -- 0 0
2,967 Atheists In Love 07/04/2011 -- 0 0
2,968 'B.B.'s On Broadway' (Trade's Tribute to B.B. King) 06/23/2006 -- 0 0
2,969 Bad Day At Black Rock 06/19/2006 -- 0 1
2,970 Badda-Bing Bible Story 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,971 Barack & Hillary 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
2,972 Beam Me Down Demon 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
2,973 Between The Magic Of The Moonlight 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,974 'Beyond The End Of Time' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,975 Bin Laden Loves Her (Haiku) 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,976 'Bing Badda Boom Boom, Stupid Stuff…., Again” (Moronics not ebonics) 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,977 Birthday Fling – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! 08/10/2009 -- 0 1
2,978 'Blood Poison' (In My Veins) 06/11/2006 -- 0 1
2,979 Blowtorch 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
2,980 'Blues Go Away' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,981 Breezy, Cool And Easy 07/09/2006 -- 0 0
2,982 Brilliant Genius, April Fool So Tedious 04/01/2011 -- 0 1
2,983 Broken Spirit Of A Sorrowful Fool 09/24/2006 -- 0 1
2,984 Celebrate America 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
2,985 'Celestial Flame' 07/21/2006 -- 0 0
2,986 'Certified Illusion' 06/24/2006 -- 0 1
2,987 Challenging Situation 07/05/2006 -- 0 0
2,988 Chapel of the Dead 04/21/2007 -- 0 1
2,989 'Cherish The Four Letter Word' 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
2,990 Christmas Apocalypse 02/03/2007 -- 0 1
2,991 CHRISTMAS FOR THE WEALTHY 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,992 Christmas Gets A Test Of Litmus 03/14/2007 8.2 5 0
2,993 Christmas in Uranus 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,994 Christmas Love Is A Wondrous Love 09/12/2006 -- 0 1
2,995 Christmas on Uranus 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
2,996 Christmas Replay in May 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
2,997 Christmas With My Mistress 01/11/2009 -- 0 0
2,998 Cisco, The Lone Ranger Can’t Stand His Voice Either 01/28/2007 -- 0 0
2,999 'Click Goes My Brain' 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,000 'Clouds' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,001 'Common Sense Is Dead' 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,002 'CONGRATULATIONS GIANTS'***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>+++ 02/03/2008 -- 0 1
3,003 'Cosmic Heart And Soul' 07/06/2006 -- 0 0
3,004 Crackpotism 08/29/2006 -- 0 1
3,005 Creativity & Sensitivity 05/29/2007 -- 0 0
3,006 Damn Right I Care 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,007 Dance Of Romance 09/14/2006 -- 0 6
3,008 Daydream Chasin’ In A Mental Rehab 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,009 Death Insurance for Eternal Life 07/16/2007 -- 0 0
3,010 'Death Is A Part Of Life' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,011 DEC.25+++>>> “DON’T CANCEL CHRISTMAS” <<<+++DEC.25*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 12/10/2010 -- 0 0
3,012 Decaffeinated By Choice 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
3,013 Deception In The Air 03/02/2007 10.0 2 0
3,014 'Disappointment' 06/21/2006 -- 0 0
3,015 'Don’t Turn Against The USA' 06/25/2006 -- 0 0
3,016 'Dream Of Fire' (Love's Sweet Desire) 07/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,017 Dream Sequence #16 (Sinatra, Dean & Sammy) 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,018 EASTER PRAYER FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA’S BIRTH CERTIFICATE 04/24/2011 -- 0 0
3,019 Ecstasy For A Pussy 01/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,020 Edwards Has Absolutely No Shot 05/29/2007 -- 0 0
3,021 Electrified Romance 04/01/2007 -- 0 3
3,022 'Elvis Is Not The Father- “King Wackadoo Challenges Howlin’ Dervish” 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
3,023 Emotions Within 06/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,024 Eternity Is Endless 06/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,025 'Everytime You See A Rainbow' (For Mom & Dad) 06/16/2006 -- 0 1
3,026 Evil Culture Of Violence 06/18/2007 -- 0 2
3,027 'Extremely Romantic' 07/03/2006 -- 0 1
3,028 Façade Of Sympathy 08/18/2006 -- 0 1
3,029 'Fantasy' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,030 Fantasy Wish 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,031 'Farewell Christmas' 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
3,032 Fight For Your Rights 10/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,033 Fight For Your Survival (Optimism intensified) 10/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,034 FLIRT 09/27/2006 -- 0 2
3,035 FomeHunter Pun 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
3,036 'Foolish Little Foolish One' 07/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,037 Fools On Parade 07/20/2006 -- 0 0
3,038 Forgive Me and My Stupidity 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,039 Former N.J. Governor & Lady of the Good Book 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,040 Fortune In Counterfeit Bills 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
3,041 Garlic Is Fine but if the Garlic********>>> 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
3,042 Ghost of Karl Marx Speaks 06/19/2007 -- 0 0
3,043 Gimme Some Of What Howlin’s Drinkin 03/03/2007 -- 0 0
3,044 Global Boring Is just Plain Boring 06/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,045 Global Warming 06/21/2006 -- 0 0
3,046 Global Warming On The Dawning Of Christmas 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,047 'Glory Be To God' (Praise His Name) 06/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,048 'God Bless American Troops' 06/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,049 'God Gave Us The Music Of Love' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,050 God Responds To Critics” 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
3,051 'God, Please Release Your Peace In This Sorry World Of War” 01/04/2007 -- 0 0
3,052 Goin’ Green, Turnin’ Green 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
3,053 Gold Bullion Free 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,054 Good Lord Help Me Hold On 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,055 'Goodbye To Yesterday' 06/29/2006 -- 0 1
3,056 Goodnight My Precious Love 06/20/2006 -- 0 0
3,057 'GREEN LANTERN Challenges Howlin', Aldo & King Wackadoo' 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
3,058 Guess What God? 08/27/2006 -- 0 3
3,059 Haiku, Picture, Rhyme, Anything 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
3,060 'Hail The Precious Ignorant' 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
3,061 'Hand On Our Heart For America' 06/20/2006 -- 0 1
3,062 'Happy And Sad' 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,063 Has Anyone Told You Lately that You’re a Big Jackass Jerk….? ? ? 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,064 Have a Lucky Day (7-7-07) 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,065 'Hazy Humid Mornin'' 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,066 HD “Pussy Of All Pussies” (The pussy other cats answer to) 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,067 'Heaven Was Callin' His Name' 06/06/2006 -- 0 0
3,068 'Hello Dream, Goodbye Dream' 06/06/2006 -- 0 0
3,069 Heroes of the World (Haiku) 06/18/2007 -- 0 0
3,070 'Hey binLaden' 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,071 HEY GUYS, IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY 02/12/2007 10.0 1 0
3,072 Ho the Hell Is This Who'...? ? ? (Farewell to Roberta) 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,073 Holy Hosanna 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,074 Honor Our Lost Heroes Forever 09/11/2006 -- 0 1
3,075 'Horses And Trains' 06/17/2006 -- 0 0
3,076 How ‘Bout ‘Doo Be Dit And the Dinks’ Howlin’? 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
3,077 HOW ROMANTIC, MY VALENTINE 02/15/2007 7.0 1 5
3,078 HOW ROMANTIC, MY VALENTINE 02/13/2007 -- 0 2
3,079 Howlin’ Is Growlin’ Again 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
3,080 Hysterical Valentine With A Fraudulent Design 02/14/2012 -- 0 0
3,081 I AM THE PROUD FLAG OF AMERICA 06/14/2007 -- 0 0
3,082 'I Believe In America' 06/07/2006 -- 0 8
3,083 I Can’t Repeat The Dream 06/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,084 'I Can't Relate' 06/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,085 'I Can't Think Now' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,086 I Could Fall In Love With You 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,087 I Lost My Ferret On Christmas 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
3,088 I Lost My Wallet On Christmas 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
3,089 I Wanted To See You Before 06/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,090 I Wouldn’t Be Sorry if We’d Never Met 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,091 I’d Love To Stop Loving You 10/23/2006 -- 0 1
3,092 I’m Deeply Sorry My Love 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,093 I’m Still Not Sick Of You 10/09/2006 -- 0 1
3,094 Ideal Companion 07/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,095 If You Die, I’ll Kill You 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
3,096 'If You Fall In Love At Christmas” (A beautiful scenario) 12/08/2006 10.0 2 0
3,097 If You Find Me 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
3,098 I'll Be Missing You On Christmas 06/14/2006 10.0 1 6
3,099 'I'm In Love With America' 06/08/2006 -- 0 0
3,100 Imaginary Kiss 06/12/2006 -- 0 2
3,101 In A Bubble 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,102 'In God We Trust' 07/03/2006 -- 0 0
3,103 In Support Of The Stork 08/10/2006 -- 0 1
3,104 Independent Thinking 01/13/2007 8.5 2 0
3,105 Insane Culture Of Mass-Murder” (The Billion-Dollar Question) 04/21/2007 -- 0 3
3,106 'INSPIRED BY THE MENTAL GIANT' {Haiku (3) } 07/23/2007 -- 0 0
3,107 Into the Hood, The Priesthood 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
3,108 INVESTOMAGINATION 08/03/2011 -- 0 0
3,109 INVESTOMAGINATION 08/03/2011 -- 0 0
3,110 Invisible Heart 07/26/2006 -- 0 0
3,111 'Itchy Feeling' 06/10/2006 -- 0 0
3,112 'It's Just The Way It Is' 06/16/2006 -- 0 3
3,113 JACKASS FOOL 08/08/2006 -- 0 1
3,114 Jerk Steroids 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
3,115 'Just My Imagination' 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,116 'Just Tell Me' 06/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,117 Karaokeists Versus Terrorists 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,118 Karl & Hillary 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
3,119 Karl Marks & Hillary 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,120 Keep It Liberal And Loose 09/22/2006 -- 0 0
3,121 Keep It On The High Ground 07/12/2006 -- 0 0
3,122 Kid, Fudd & Pussy English & If My Butt Could Speak 01/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,123 'King Of The Sunrise' 06/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,124 King Wackadoo Almost Gets The Axadoo 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
3,125 Know Your Name 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,126 Lasagna' (a T.M. fun poem) 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,127 Leftover Incidental Christmas Gift 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,128 LET’S DO THE ‘BANG THANG’ FOR CHRISTMAS 05/29/2007 -- 0 0
3,129 Let’s Kiss For Christmas 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
3,130 Liberal Geniuses just Don’t Get It 06/18/2007 -- 0 0
3,131 'Light Years Away' 07/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,132 Lips Of Love 06/15/2006 -- 0 1
3,133 'Lonely Duck' 06/29/2006 -- 0 2
3,134 Longest Birthday Poem In The Universe....! ! ! ! ! “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY” 04/05/2010 -- 0 1
3,135 Looks Like DERVISH Is Attackin’ Again 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,136 'Lord Give Us The Strength' 06/14/2006 -- 0 5
3,137 Lord, Hear Us Worship You 07/26/2006 -- 0 0
3,138 Love Is A Train 10/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,139 Love Is A Wheeler-Dealer 09/05/2006 -- 0 1
3,140 LOVE RIDES ON THE LINE 09/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,141 LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, TO LOVE, OUR LOVE 03/19/2010 -- 0 7
3,142 Loves Of Our Lives" (Mother's Day) 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
3,143 Love's Ride 06/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,144 'Lovingly' 06/22/2006 -- 0 0
3,145 'Lyrics, Poems And Quotes' 07/10/2006 -- 0 4
3,146 Magic Of Christmas Snow 01/30/2007 10.0 1 0
3,147 'Magic Of Insanity' 06/25/2006 -- 0 2
3,148 'Memorial Monday' (from T.M.'s patriotic CD, 'CF43') 06/20/2006 -- 0 1
3,149 Merry Two Days Before Christmas 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
3,150 'Message from >> Sheik Muhammad Babu” (a/k/a Mike) – Badda bing…! ! ! 09/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,151 Message To The Apathy Minded 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
3,152 'Meteorite Catastrophe Of 2063' 06/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,153 'Miracle Mountain' 06/16/2006 -- 0 1
3,154 'Moments Of Twilight' 06/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,155 More Redundant Writings About God? 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
3,156 Mother Teresa With A Beard 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
3,157 Mr. Mysterious 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
3,158 MY AWESOME VALENTINE 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
3,159 My Freak 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,160 My Hatred For Love 07/31/2006 -- 0 0
3,161 My Illusive, Second Invisible Poem 09/06/2006 -- 0 1
3,162 'My Invisible Poem' 06/12/2006 -- 0 0
3,163 'My Love Will be Alive' 06/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,164 My Truly Real Fantasy 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,165 My Valentine And Christmas Day Prayer 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
3,166 'Mysterious Man' 06/30/2006 -- 0 0
3,167 Mystique Freak 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
3,168 'Naïve Minds” 07/23/2006 -- 0 0
3,169 New Halitosis Cure 03/03/2007 10.0 3 0
3,170 New Iraqi Disco Craze 03/24/2007 7.0 3 0
3,171 No Global Warming Stories Today 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
3,172 'Nobody Gives A Damn' 06/20/2006 -- 0 0
3,173 'Now That We've Lost The War, WHAT WOULD YOU DO HARRY REID……? ? ? 05/05/2007 -- 0 0
3,174 'Nucleus Of Me' 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,175 Oblique Critique 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,176 Ode To The All-Knowing, Smarter People 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,177 Oh Heavenly Christmas Rainbow 02/23/2007 -- 0 0
3,178 OH VALENTINE OF MINE 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,179 Only A Dream 06/14/2006 -- 0 1
3,180 Opinion Creators Versus Opinion Followers 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
3,181 Optimism Is Difficult 08/10/2006 -- 0 2
3,182 'Optional Substitute Personality' 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
3,183 Our Beautiful USA 06/18/2006 -- 0 0
3,184 Our Breathing Causes Pollution” (Huh? ? ?) 04/02/2007 -- 0 1
3,185 Our Love Is Now 08/10/2009 -- 0 0
3,186 Our Love It’s Love Your Love Our Love 04/10/2010 -- 0 17
3,187 Our Sun (An Amazing Ball Of Fire) 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,188 Our Sun Is Very Depressed 02/28/2007 1.0 1 0
3,189 Outer Space Intergalactic Fanatic Intercourse 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
3,190 Owl Seeks Euthanasia Expert (Unbelievable) 06/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,191 'Pacifist' 07/03/2006 -- 0 0
3,192 Pancho And The Pizza Connection (Velveeta Dreamin') 05/17/2007 -- 0 0
3,193 Papa Goo-Goo On Father’s Day 06/19/2011 -- 0 0
3,194 'Paradise In Hell' 06/10/2006 -- 0 0
3,195 'Peace Fantasy' (a T.M. on-air radio quote) 08/04/2006 -- 0 0
3,196 Peace Is Not Possible 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
3,197 Peace Is Thunderous 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
3,198 Pelosi, Don’t Sleep With The Sheik 04/04/2007 -- 0 1
3,199 'Picture Perfect' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,200 Pizza Jesus (Nude) 05/18/2007 -- 0 0
3,201 Planet’s In Turmoil 10/10/2006 -- 0 1
3,202 Please Do Not Read This 06/12/2006 -- 0 0
3,203 Please do not submit poems contain words like; fu.k, cu.t etc. 05/16/2007 -- 0 1
3,204 Please Don’t Tell Anyone About This 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
3,205 Pledging My Life To The Lord” 09/10/2006 -- 0 0
3,206 Poem For Tomorrow And Yesterday 02/03/2007 -- 0 3
3,207 POEM GAME (2nd round) – It’s Simple & Fun, (Join us, add your line below.) 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
3,208 Poem Shootin’ Momma 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,209 PoemHunter Sitcom Skirmish Has Me Hysterical 03/06/2007 10.0 9 0
3,210 PoemHunter-PoemHunter 10/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,211 PoemPunter On PoemHunter 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
3,212 Poems & Lyrics For Cash 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,213 Poll Prpves, Americans Are Better dishwasher's 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
3,214 Pooper-Scooper Blooper & Cork Screw for Do-Do 05/02/2007 -- 0 0
3,215 Popeye Defends Spinach 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,216 'Power Of The Creator' 06/28/2006 -- 0 0
3,217 'Power To Believe' 06/09/2006 -- 0 5
3,218 Power to France (Congratulations to Nicolas Sarkozy…! ! !) 05/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,219 'Praise The Touch Of Love' (2 Haikus) 10/05/2006 -- 0 0
3,220 Prayer for All Fathers 06/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,221 'Prayer For Peace' 06/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,222 'Prayer For The World' 06/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,223 Prayer Of All Prayers 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,224 Prayer Of Cosmic Radiation And Reverberation 03/09/2007 -- 0 0
3,225 'PRESIDENT'S DAY' (link) http: //pronlinenews.com/? p=6899 02/21/2011 -- 0 0
3,226 Prince Of Peace Versus The King 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
3,227 Proud Old Glory 06/02/2006 -- 0 0
3,228 Put A Deadly Stupid Curse On Your Lover 03/19/2007 10.0 1 0
3,229 QQQQ>> 'Dervish Is Growlin’ (Classic Haiku Format) ' < 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
3,230 Quest To Kill All Infidels (((Extremely Serious))) 09/01/2006 -- 0 1
3,231 Quivering Sparrow 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,232 Racism and the Culture Of Racism 05/06/2011 -- 0 0
3,233 Racism and the Culture of Racism 05/14/2011 -- 0 0
3,234 Radiation In The Eyes Of Satan 03/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,235 'Recycled Stupidity' 07/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,236 'Red Sky' 06/18/2006 -- 0 0
3,237 Redundant Writings About God 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
3,238 'Rejuvenate Yourself' (In many cases, it works! ! !) 06/21/2006 -- 0 0
3,239 Relentless 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,240 Removing You From PoemHunter 03/05/2007 7.0 3 0
3,241 Revealing The True Cosmic Creator (Amazing...! ! !) 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
3,242 Rockin' with the Super Hero Sawnman 05/01/2007 -- 0 0
3,243 R-O-M-A-N-C-E 1000 % R-O-M-A-N-C-E 02/17/2007 5.0 2 0
3,244 Romance In Your Pants 10/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,245 Romance Intensified 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,246 'Room Temperature' 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,247 Sadness Is Today 06/23/2006 -- 0 0
3,248 SAGA OF THE LIBERAL MOON GODDESS” (Continues) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,249 'SANTA FLIES IN 143 DAYS' 08/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,250 'Say What You Mean' 06/10/2006 -- 0 0
3,251 Secret In My Soul 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,252 'Secrets Hidden Secrets' 06/30/2006 -- 0 0
3,253 Serious Or Delirious? 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
3,254 She Loved The Big Bang Theory 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
3,255 'She’s Gone' (Reflections Of A Lost Love) 07/10/2006 -- 0 1
3,256 Shivering In The Dark 06/15/2006 -- 0 2
3,257 'Silly' 06/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,258 Six, Six, O-Six 06/06/2006 -- 0 0
3,259 'Sky Star' (On A Peaceful Night) 06/08/2006 -- 0 0
3,260 'Sleep Baby Sleep' 06/13/2006 -- 0 1
3,261 Sloppy Scared Bores (Spoof) 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
3,262 Snow Light, Snow Bright On Christmas 02/16/2007 1.0 1 0
3,263 Solemn Prayer for the Victims & Families 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,264 Solemn Prayer To Lord Howdy Doody For Atheists 01/28/2007 -- 0 0
3,265 'Someone Who I Thought I Knew' 06/18/2006 -- 0 0
3,266 Sonnet #247,953,006 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
3,267 Soon Christmas Will Visit Us Again 03/27/2007 -- 0 0
3,268 'Sorry Sounds Of War' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,269 Space Alien Health Care (Why Not?) 05/14/2011 -- 0 0
3,270 Spaceman Ridiculous 08/24/2006 -- 0 1
3,271 Special Message To All The Fine Poets 08/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,272 Speed Hump” (Haiku) 02/22/2007 10.0 1 1
3,273 Squeeze 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,274 Stoned Christmas Junky 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
3,275 'Strange Morning' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,276 Stunned 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,277 Stupid Is As Idiots Do (Volume Two) 04/02/2011 -- 0 0
3,278 Stupidity Rehab 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
3,279 Summer Sunset Versus Christmas 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
3,280 SUPER HEROES TO HONOR JESUS ON EASTER 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,281 'Take A Look Into My Heart' 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,282 Tasteless, Degrading Remarks 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
3,283 'Tasting The Blame Game' 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,284 'Testicle Terrorist Testimonial' (And Employment Seminar) Badda bing..! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
3,285 Text Messaged Sex 08/07/2009 -- 0 1
3,286 Thank You Normen 08/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,287 The Crotch To Watch 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,288 The Culture Of Stupidity 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
3,289 The Culture Of Stupidity 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,290 The Day Before The Day – 9/10 09/11/2006 -- 0 1
3,291 The Day The Earth Was Destroyed 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
3,292 'The Falcon Rides The Wind' 06/06/2006 -- 0 0
3,293 'THE FOLDED FLAG' (Classic war song written & recorded by T.M.) 09/23/2006 -- 0 0
3,294 'The Fool Has Been Revealed” 09/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,295 The Ghost Of Halloween Past 10/17/2006 -- 0 1
3,296 'The Gift And The Curse Of Technology' 06/25/2006 -- 0 1
3,297 'The Greatest American Legend' 06/25/2006 -- 0 0
3,298 'The Hot, Hot, Star That Rules the Earth' 06/21/2006 -- 0 0
3,299 The Image Of Christmas 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
3,300 The Last Breath Of Life Proceeds Death 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,301 The Mental Giant Song (Nursery Rhyme) 06/19/2007 -- 0 0
3,302 The Methane Button” (Haiku) 01/24/2007 -- 0 1
3,303 'The Opossum Sings' 06/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,304 The Passion Of You 06/24/2006 -- 0 6
3,305 The People Want Peace 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,306 The Perfect Murder On The Perfect Day 02/16/2007 -- 0 0
3,307 The Phony World Of Apologies 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,308 The Problem Was You 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
3,309 The Punk Who Shot The Deputy 09/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,310 'The Rabbit And The Pretty Wild Flower' 06/13/2006 -- 0 1
3,311 The Sarcastic Crotch 08/25/2006 -- 0 1
3,312 'The Smart People Who Don’t Read Him Are Very Smart People” – Badda bing….! ! ! 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
3,313 The True Meaning Of Evol 10/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,314 'The Undisclosed Unknown' 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,315 'Them's Fightin' Words' 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,316 There’s No Better Comfort Than The Lord 07/11/2006 -- 0 1
3,317 'There’s Poetry In Writing A Winning Lyric' (And Great Satisfaction In Writing A Fine Poem) 06/22/2006 -- 0 3
3,318 'THINK COOL EVERYONE' 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
3,319 Thirty Billion Minimum 06/01/2009 -- 0 0
3,320 This ‘Religion’ Called Global Warming 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,321 This is exciting....! ! ! “ONE STOP SHOP—(Mental, Dental & Audit) - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,322 This Morning As I Awakened 07/09/2006 -- 0 1
3,323 This Prayer Is for You 06/03/2007 -- 0 1
3,324 Three Babies Assault Pediatrician 03/09/2007 -- 0 0
3,325 Timeless Wonderland of Love 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
3,326 To Know You Were There 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
3,327 'Total Delusion' 06/25/2006 -- 0 0
3,328 'Tragic Is The Moment' 06/23/2006 -- 0 1
3,329 Tricks Of The Trade 08/21/2006 -- 0 1
3,330 Trump And Change 04/19/2011 -- 0 0
3,331 'Turmoil' 07/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,332 'Twenty-First Century Romance' 06/13/2006 -- 0 1
3,333 'UFO Abduction' 06/23/2006 -- 0 0
3,334 'Undivided Attention' 06/18/2006 -- 0 0
3,335 Untitled #317…, Cause I Forgot The Title 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
3,336 'Uptight Lady' 06/18/2006 -- 0 0
3,337 VALENTINE OF MY AFFECTION 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,338 VALENTINE’S DAY WITH YOU AND THE MOON ON THE BAY 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
3,339 Ventriloquists Are Desperately Needed 08/19/2006 -- 0 1
3,340 'Victory' 06/20/2006 -- 0 0
3,341 'Vision Of Peace' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,342 'War Is Dead Wrong' 07/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,343 'We Are America' 06/15/2006 -- 0 0
3,344 We Miss Christmas 05/02/2007 -- 0 1
3,345 We’ve Got To Praise Him 08/09/2006 -- 0 1
3,346 'Weakness Of Loneliness' 06/20/2006 -- 0 0
3,347 'Weapons Of Mass Destruction' 07/01/2006 -- 0 0
3,348 What Part Of (They Want To Kill Us All) Don’t You Understand? 09/28/2006 -- 0 0
3,349 'When God Is By Your Side' 07/10/2006 -- 0 2
3,350 When You’re Amorous 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,351 'When You've Got Class' 07/03/2006 -- 0 0
3,352 Whispering Winter Wind 07/09/2007 -- 0 0
3,353 White Angel the Easter Rabbit 04/22/2011 -- 0 0
3,354 White Powder Christmas 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
3,355 'Whole Other Level' 06/19/2006 -- 0 0
3,356 'Wild Destruction' 06/30/2006 -- 0 0
3,357 'Wiped' 06/14/2006 -- 0 0
3,358 'Witness The Sunrise' 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
3,359 Wondrous Blessing 06/29/2006 -- 0 0
3,360 Would You Mind If We Skipped This Christmas? 02/09/2007 -- 0 0
3,361 'X Planet X' 06/15/2006 -- 0 1
3,362 xxxx>>> “STOP BUSTIN’ MY CHOPS” <<>>+++ 01/21/2008 -- 0 0
3,363 YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,364 'You Looked Great From Far Away' 07/07/2006 -- 0 0
3,365 'You Make Me Lose All Control' 06/11/2006 -- 0 0
3,366 You Opened The Eyes Of My Soul 06/24/2006 -- 0 1
3,367 You Ripped-Off My Love”- Badda Bing....! ! ! 07/10/2007 -- 0 0
3,368 'You Violate My Dreams' 06/10/2006 -- 0 1
3,369 You’re so Mysterious 04/22/2007 -- 0 1
3,370 You’ve Been Our Inspiration 07/06/2006 7.0 3 7
3,371 Your Love 06/27/2006 -- 0 0
3,372 'You're My Only Prayer' (T.M.'s Doo-Wop Poem) 06/09/2006 -- 0 0
3,373 Yrros is Sorry Backwards 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
3,374 Zenith 06/16/2006 -- 0 1
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