Treasure Island

Trade Martin

(USA)

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Visitors of the poet

Number of visitors of the poet’s mainpage in PoemHunter.Com

Attention : Numbers in this table does not indicate the total hits of poems of the poet, but indicates the hits of the poet’s main page.

Date Hits
09/19/2014 Friday 1021
88%
09/18/2014 Thursday 1155
100%
09/17/2014 Wednesday 970
83%
09/16/2014 Tuesday 232
20%
09/15/2014 Monday 375
32%
09/14/2014 Sunday 386
33%
09/13/2014 Saturday 356
30%
09/12/2014 Friday 415
35%
09/11/2014 Thursday 432
37%
09/10/2014 Wednesday 602
52%
09/09/2014 Tuesday 353
30%
09/08/2014 Monday 391
33%
09/07/2014 Sunday 374
32%
09/06/2014 Saturday 105
9%
09/05/2014 Friday 117
10%
09/04/2014 Thursday 301
26%
09/03/2014 Wednesday 517
44%
09/02/2014 Tuesday 630
54%
09/01/2014 Monday 490
42%
08/31/2014 Sunday 491
42%

Reader rating & num.of MyPoemList’s

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# Poem Title Submit Date Reader Rating Num.of MyPoemList’s
Rating Num.R.
1 “YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS, THE COPYCAT, JANE VAN DOE”****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 03/20/2010 -- 0 0
2 “BIRTHDAY BLITZIN’ BOOZIN’ BOO-BOO BANGIN’ BABY” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 04/05/2010 -- 0 0
3 “BLESS THE YOUNG AND OLD” (Invasion Of Normandy commemoration) **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
4 “COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY JUSTIFIES AHMADINEJAD” ***********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
5 “OBAMA SOLAR SYSTEM AND BEYOND HEALTH CARE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
6 “PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST ME TO READ YOUR POEMS” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 10/22/2008 -- 0 0
7 “THE SWEETEST, MOST SYRUPY LOVE POEM EVER WRITTEN” **************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 07/17/2009 -- 0 0
8 “TODAY’S UPDATE ON NEW OBAMA SUPPORTERS” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
9 “WHO WOULD ELVIS AND PATTON VOTE FOR”…..? ? ? **************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
10 'UFO ABDUCTS THREE LIBERAL, ‘SO-CALLED’ POETS' +++******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
11 “(T.T.N.) TALIBAN TALEVISION NETWORK” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
12 “AMERICA IS WINNING” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 11/09/2007 -- 0 0
13 “APRIL FOOL ‘APOLOGY’ TO THE MASSES” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
14 “BIG PHONIES WHO ‘YES’ YOU TO DEATH” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************** 11/12/2007 -- 0 0
15 “BIRTHDAY BOOT” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
16 “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, BA-DA-BING” ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 07/29/2009 -- 0 1
17 “BOOM BOX’S ROCKIN’” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/26/2008 -- 0 0
18 “D N A TESTING” (ABSOLUTELY FREE) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~.+++? ? 08/20/2007 -- 0 1
19 “DESPERATE QUEST TO LOWER POEMHUNTER METHANE EMISSIONS” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
20 “ETERNAL SORROW, TODAY, TOMORROW & FOREVER”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
21 “EVERYONE’S A FOOL ON APRIL FOOL’S DAY” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
22 “EVERYTIME YOU SEE A RAINBOW” (Mother's day message from mom) *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 05/09/2008 -- 0 0
23 “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” - Bad-da Bing.....! ! ! ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
24 “GOD BLESS AIG” (a/k/a “SMOKESCREEN”- “SCAPEGOAT”) ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 03/23/2009 -- 0 0
25 “GOD BLESS AMERICAN ROCK ‘N ROLL” (Election 2008) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/14/2008 -- 0 0
26 “GOD IS GREAT” ****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 05/04/2008 -- 0 0
27 “HE BE THE SHUCK N’ JIVE MAN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 06/06/2009 -- 0 0
28 “HERE COMES HOWLIN’ GROWLIN’ CHRISTMAS AGAIN”….! ! ! *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************** 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
29 “I DOUBLE DARE YOU, NOT TO READ THIS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
30 “I HAVE SO MANY UNREAD POEMS” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 06/04/2009 -- 0 0
31 “I POP CHRISTMAS HORMONES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
32 “I*N G*O*D W*E T*R*U*S*T” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 04/24/2008 -- 0 0
33 “IF YOU NEVER COME HOME (IT WOULD BE TOO SOON) ” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+ 03/20/2010 -- 0 0
34 “JESUS, ELVIS & SINATRA CONGRATULATE GREENWOLFE” ******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 08/05/2009 -- 0 0
35 “Killing Is King” Badda bing....! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
36 “LET LOVE, LUSCIOUS LOVE, LIFT YOUR LOVE’S PASSION” ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 09/08/2009 -- 0 0
37 “LIBERAL REHEARSAL MODE” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********+++ 02/26/2008 -- 0 0
38 “LIBERAL VALENTINE’S SYMPHONY” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 0
39 “LIMBAUGH MAKES TOTAL FOOLS OUT OF BIG LIB FOOLS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
40 “LOVE’S CONSTANT RISING COST” *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 12/04/2007 -- 0 0
41 “MASK OF ALOOFNESS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/04/2010 -- 0 0
42 “ON APRIL FOOL – LET’S FOOL APRIL – AND MAKE APRIL A FOOL” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
43 “ONE POINT FOUR MILLION” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 10/10/2009 -- 0 0
44 “OUR FATHER, YOUR FATHER, MY FATHER” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 06/15/2007 -- 0 3
45 “PARIS HILTON OF POEMHUNTER” +++***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 06/04/2007 -- 0 0
46 “PETER COTTONTAIL FOUND PREGNANT ON EASTER” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 03/20/2008 -- 0 0
47 “PLAYING ‘GOOD COP - BAD COP’ WITH AMERICA” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 04/18/2009 -- 0 0
48 “RADICAL & EXTREME HALLOWEEN POINT OF VIEW” ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************+++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
49 “REMEMBER MY BIRTHDAY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************+++ 08/26/2009 -- 0 0
50 “S*E*N*S*U*A*L*I*Z*A*T*I*O*N” 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
51 “SAINT PATRICK’S DAY PRAYER” @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 03/17/2009 -- 0 0
52 “SEXUALLY BAMBOOZLED” (X-X-X) Pornographic ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~XXX~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 08/13/2007 -- 0 1
53 “STEAL*A*POEM*DOT*COM” ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
54 “SUPER BOWL MONDAY” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
55 “TELL ME YOU’RE A HOLOGRAM” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 02/22/2009 -- 0 0
56 “THE BIG BI*CH, THE BROWN BEAR AND THE DUMB FISH” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********++++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
57 “THE HUMAN, BREATHING CLICHE” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
58 “THEY SAID, READ MY POEMS OR ELSE” (Not my poems) ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
59 “TRAGEDY AND THE YEARS AFTER……., HAVE CHANGED NEW YORK CITY AND ALL OF AMERICA…., FOREVER” *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********++ 09/12/2009 -- 0 0
60 “UNITED NATIONS IS MOVING TO HOLLYWOOD” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 01/11/2009 -- 0 0
61 “WATER-BOARDING CLASSES FORMING” *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 11/29/2007 -- 0 0
62 “WE WILL BOMB THE MOON” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
63 “WE’VE GOT TO DRILL IN AMERICA” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 04/06/2009 -- 0 0
64 “WHAT CHA GONNA DO WITH THAT VOODOO TATTOO”……? ? ? ++********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 12/28/2008 -- 0 0
65 “YOU CAN ALWAYS TELL A PHONY' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
66 ”LOVE, TO LOVE, OUR LOVE, YOUR LOVE, IN LOVE, MY LOVE” *******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 07/17/2009 -- 0 9
67 'DICTATOR' - 'DICTATOR' - 'DICTATOR' *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 10/29/2008 -- 0 0
68 (Discussion) “HEALTH CARE SILLINESS” (Dispute it...? ? ?) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/04/2010 -- 0 0
69 (New) “Promote Your Poems” (Urgent) 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
70 (Now I'm Mad) '“F+++ ME, F+++ YOU, AND F+++ EVERBODY” *****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****+++ 11/29/2007 -- 0 0
71 *^* “Lonely *^* Little *^* Christmas *^* Cat” *^* 12/17/2006 -- 0 4
72 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “COVERT OPERATIVE” $$$ 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
73 ~~~~ “Super Heroes To Aid Bee Copulation” ~~~~***+++++++*******~~~~~~~~~********* 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
74 ‘CONGRESSIONAL SMOKESCREEN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/23/2009 -- 0 0
75 ‘Previous Poem-Next Poem’ -Badda bing bang....! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
76 “$600 HAIRCUT ENDORSES OBAMA”….! ! ! ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 05/15/2008 -- 0 0
77 “100+ CHRISTMAS POEMS” (Some serious, some silly) ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************+++ 12/16/2007 -- 0 0
78 “48 Hours To Three Weeks” 10/02/2006 -- 0 0
79 “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
80 “A Slug Is A Slug” 11/16/2006 -- 0 1
81 “A Woman’s Pain Through The Eyes Of A Man” (Haiku) 03/15/2007 10.0 3 1
82 “A WORLD ONTO ITSELF” **********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 10/30/2008 -- 0 0
83 “Absolutely Free Kit For Holiday Creation” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
84 “ABSOLUTELY NO SHOT” (John Edwards) **************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
85 “AMERICA’S AT STAGE FOUR” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 06/27/2008 -- 0 0
86 “AN EGO OF MASSIVE PROPORTIONS” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 05/27/2009 -- 0 0
87 “AN EXTRA FINE 2009 TO ALL POEMHUNTER POETS” *******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 01/01/2009 -- 0 0
88 “ANATHEMATIZED LOVE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/23/2009 -- 0 0
89 “ANOTHER CORRODED MIND REJECTED BY SCIENCE” **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
90 “Another Infidel Christmas” (Serious stuff) 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
91 “ANYONE CAN LICK AN EROTIC CUPCAKE” *******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 06/16/2009 -- 0 0
92 “APOLOGISTS FOR AMERICA” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 02/09/2008 -- 0 0
93 “APRIL FOOL’S DAY COMPUTER WORM” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
94 “Attention Political Geniuses” 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
95 “AtTEntIoN: SeAn ANd sHaNe” 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
96 “ATTENTION-WE WANT TO BUST YOUR CHOPS” *****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 03/03/2008 -- 0 0
97 “Baby Boomer Humor Rumor” 08/27/2006 -- 0 1
98 “BABY POEM” (Goo-goo ga-ga goo-goo) 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
99 “Baby-Boomer Baboon On The Moon At The Saloon In The Afternoon' (Haiku for a psychu) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
100 “Ball Bustin’ Bomb Bangin’ Bastard” - Badda bang....! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
101 “BALLS” 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
102 “BARACK, ORIGIN OF BIRTH PROOF PLEASE” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 09/08/2008 -- 0 0
103 “BE-BOPPIN’ BOOMIN’ BIRTHDAY” – Ba-Da-Bing…..! ! ! ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
104 “Big Boobed Bimbo” - Badda bing…! ! ! 09/05/2006 -- 0 0
105 “BIG BOOBED BLOND BIMBO” - Badda bing…! ! ! ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
106 “Big Foot Pineapple Passion Sucking Contest” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 02/08/2008 -- 0 0
107 “BIRTHDAY BANG” – Ba-Da-Bing (Well maybe, Ba-Da-Bang.”) ***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 08/07/2009 -- 0 0
108 “BIRTHDAY BEAN BAG” - Ba-Da-Bing....! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
109 “BIRTHDAY POEM FOR YOU” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
110 “BIRTHDAY ROMANCE, BA-DA-BING”….! ! ! ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
111 “BIRTHDAY WISH” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 8
112 “BLATANT LIES ARE HURTFUL LIES” ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 08/11/2009 -- 0 0
113 “BLESS OUR VETERANS, YOUNG AND OLD” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 11/11/2008 -- 0 0
114 “Blizzard Cancels Global Warming Conference” 03/02/2007 -- 0 0
115 “Blood From The Clouds” 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
116 “BRAIN BANKRUPTCY” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 04/17/2008 -- 0 0
117 “BRING YOUR OWN CHAIR CAPITAL PUNISHMENT” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 04/08/2009 -- 0 0
118 “BYE-BYE ROSIE & NIKKI” (HAIKU) ~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************))))) 04/25/2007 -- 0 0
119 “C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S*S*Y” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
120 “CAN’T SCREW IT TONIGHT” (Haiku) 02/25/2007 -- 0 0
121 “CAPITAL PUNISHMENT” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/16/2009 -- 0 0
122 “Cappuccino, Amorous Passion And The Sunrise” 01/19/2007 -- 0 1
123 “Cemetery For Dying Love” 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
124 “Change Your Religion, Save 15%”- Badda bing.! 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
125 “CHRISTMAS AT THE CORNER SALOON” 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
126 “CHRISTMAS FOR DENIERS” **************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 12/27/2009 -- 0 0
127 “CHRISTMAS HAS BEEN CANCELED” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
128 “Christmas Hump” (of a camel) 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
129 “CHRISTMAS TRIBUTE TO RADICAL JIHAD” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
130 “CHRONIC BRAIN ODOR” (Bad Head) Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
131 “CLIMATE FLU, BIRD CHANGE AND GLOBAL SWINE” (and other various bull crap) *******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
132 “Clinton Loses It - Bin Laden May Be Dead” 09/23/2006 -- 0 0
133 “COLIN LOYALTY MARRED BY SUPER BIAS' ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 10/20/2008 -- 0 0
134 “COME ON ‘KNOW IT ALL’ - REFORM IT ALL” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************+++ 04/27/2010 -- 0 0
135 “Comprehensive Hillary Overview” (Versus Barak) 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
136 “CONFIDENCE MAN” (Deeds Not Words) # 3000 *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 01/18/2009 -- 0 0
137 “Confidential Information” (Keep it a secret....! ! !) 03/01/2007 1.0 2 0
138 “CONSENSUAL HEX” 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
139 “Consider Waiting A Moment Between Posting Your Poems” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
140 “Conspiracy Theories” (Important! !) 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
141 “CONSTITUTIONAL DUDES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
142 “CONTROVERSIAL” (Must-read) ~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************(((( 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
143 “Cool Passive Fool” (Bada-bing) 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
144 “CRACKER-JACK SHACK DOWN” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 01/07/2010 -- 0 0
145 “CREATING A DEPENDENT AMERICA” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 07/04/2009 -- 0 0
146 “Critique Freaks” (Poet 'Masters') ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 03/27/2007 5.5 2 0
147 “CRITIQUE OF THE 'STERILE' WORDSMITHS” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 06/28/2008 -- 0 0
148 “CULTURE OF CORRUPTION” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! ************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
149 “DARK LIGHT, INSIDE OUT” ****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 09/22/2008 -- 0 0
150 “Dear Lord Bless Us With Love On Christmas” 02/03/2007 10.0 1 0
151 “DEMISE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM” *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************+++ 11/06/2009 -- 0 0
152 “Dems Are On The Spot Now” 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
153 “Dervish, Ross And Kraas” (New CD) 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
154 “Diaper Rash At Dawn” 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
155 “DISMAL DEMON OF THE DAWN” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 03/28/2010 -- 0 0
156 “DON’T BE TOO TOUGH ON SUSPECTS” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************* 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
157 “Don’t Die You Bitch” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
158 “DON’T GO FORUM AT THE POSTAL THIS MORNIN’” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************* 02/16/2008 -- 0 0
159 “Dr. Hekyll & Mrs. Jive” (Censor, don't read this) XXXXXX PORNOGRAPHICALLY VIVID. SORRY....! ! ! 01/07/2010 -- 0 0
160 “ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS OF THE FORUM” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/29/2007 -- 0 0
161 “ELLIE” (Tribute to Ellie Greenwich) *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 08/26/2009 -- 0 0
162 “ELVIS or FARTER’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
163 “ELVIS or HOWLIN’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) ' 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
164 “ELVIS or JEFFERSON FARTER’— (Who’s the father…? ? ?) **************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 10/09/2008 -- 0 0
165 “Elvis’ Ghost Interviewed By Trade” (30 years) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
166 “EMPTY PANT SUIT CAPTURES PA” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
167 “Even A Crass Jackass Can Amass Incredible Wealth” 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
168 “EXPERTS SAY OBAMA WILL SWEEP ALABAMA” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
169 “F*R*E*E BUBBLE BATH & BEARD TRIMMING” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 0
170 “FACTORIES FOR BATTERIES” *************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**+++ 07/24/2010 -- 0 0
171 “FALSE ECONOMICAL ARMAGEDDON” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 1
172 “Famous PoemHunter Poets Of Old” 11/15/2006 10.0 2 0
173 “FAR LEFT IS IN A TRAUMA OVER OBAMA” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 07/09/2008 -- 0 0
174 “FAT A**, RUN-ON SENTENCE MOMMA” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
175 “FILTHY, SEXUAL, ROMANTIC VULTURE” (R-XXX) **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 07/06/2009 -- 0 0
176 “FIVE REASONS TO PRAY TO GOD” (Dalai Lama) ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************++ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
177 “FLUNKY” 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
178 “FOCUS+ON+FATHERS” ~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************? ? ? 06/17/2007 -- 0 1
179 “FOR THE LOVE OF CHRISTMAS” 02/11/2007 -- 0 0
180 “FORGOTTEN BIRTHDAY” – Ba-Da Bing….! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/19/2009 -- 0 0
181 “FORGOTTEN, BUT NOT REMEMBERED” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 09/11/2009 -- 0 0
182 “Free Duncan Donuts For Terrorists” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/19/2006 -- 0 0
183 “FRIENDS DON’T TREAT FRIENDS THAT WAY” *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 10/13/2007 -- 0 3
184 “G*OO*F – AL*OO*F”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
185 “George Double Ya Bush” #1&2 (Haikus) 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
186 “GET A MOP HE SAID” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
187 “GHOST OF AN UNKNOWN AIR HEAD” **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
188 “GIMME A FIST BUMP” ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 04/21/2009 -- 0 0
189 “Glamorous And Amorous” (Haiku) 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
190 “GLOBAL WARMING ON EASTER” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 04/02/2010 -- 0 0
191 “GO TO HELL FOR CHRISTMAS” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 12/18/2007 -- 0 0
192 “GOD * BLESS * OUR * MOMS * ON * MOTHER’S * DAY” ***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 05/08/2010 -- 0 0
193 “GOD BLESS THE TALIBAN” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
194 “God Is Great, Saddam Yelled”….! ! ! -Badda hung...! ! ! 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
195 “GOD KNOWS ELVIS WILL UNDERSTAND” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/09/2011 -- 0 0
196 “God Of The Idiots”-Badda bing...! ! ! 10/24/2006 -- 0 0
197 “God Of The Transgender Clones” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
198 “GOOD MORNING YOU STUPID IDIOTS” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************++++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
199 “GREAT SPEECH LAST NIGHT” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 06/16/2010 -- 0 0
200 “GREEDY WALL STREET” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 04/21/2010 -- 0 0
201 “Ground Hog & Slug In The Closet Day Tomorrow” Badda bing....! ! ! 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
202 “Groundhog Uncovers The Truth” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/02/2008 -- 0 0
203 “H*A*L*L*O*W H*A*P*P*Y*W*E*E*N” *************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 10/31/2009 -- 0 0
204 “HACKERS OVERHEARD PLANNING THE HACK OF A HACK” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++ 12/15/2007 -- 0 0
205 “HALLO HELLOWEEN” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 10/31/2008 -- 0 0
206 “HALLOW-QUEEN IS KING OF THE WITCHES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/25/2007 -- 0 0
207 “HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TWENTY YEARS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
208 “Heavenly Tragedy” 08/13/2006 -- 0 0
209 “Here Comes SuPEr hErO NorThMaN (To save Christmas…! ! !) 03/23/2007 1.0 1 0
210 “HERE PUSSY, WUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 11/11/2007 -- 0 0
211 “HERE’S TO SEX ON NEW YEAR’S EVE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/31/2008 -- 0 0
212 “HEROES OF AMERICA” (The greatest in the world....! ! !) 01/31/2007 10.0 2 0
213 “HILLARY CANCELED THE HALLOWEEN MENAGE E TWA” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************+++ 10/29/2007 -- 0 0
214 “HILLARY SAYS GIVE EXTRATERRESTRIALS FREE HEALTH CARE” ***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/27/2007 -- 0 0
215 “HOOKERS REQUIRE WORKMAN’S COMP INSURANCE”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
216 “House Of The Zombie Poets” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*** 03/26/2007 10.0 2 0
217 “HOW ROMANTIC, MY VALENTINE, MY LOVE” ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 3
218 “HOW THE HELL DID HE SURVIVE THE FIRST ONE”…..? ? ? ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************+++ 02/17/2008 -- 0 0
219 “Howlin’ And His Stem Cell Mobile Clone” 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
220 “Hurtin’ In Hangnail Hell” 10/27/2006 -- 0 0
221 “I Don’t Blame You” (For Not Reading Me) 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
222 “I Just Love Conspiracy Theories” (Important! !) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
223 “I USE BLIND BRIDLES ON RACEHORSES” ~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~````+++ 08/30/2007 -- 0 0
224 “I Will Not Be A Victim of Scamicide***” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
225 “I*HAD*THE*GREATEST*FATHA”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 06/16/2007 -- 0 0
226 “I*N*T*E*L*L*I*G*E*N*T S*T*U*P*I*D*I*T*Y T*E*S*T” ++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
227 “I’m No Longer Takin’ Your Crap – Now Get Lost” 11/25/2006 -- 0 0
228 “I’M TRULY SORRY, OH SO SORRY SONG” ~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~(((((! ! ! 04/20/2007 -- 0 4
229 “I’ve Got Christmas Sickness” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
230 “IDENTITY UNCOVERED” (Ha-ha....! ! !) 11/09/2006 -- 0 1
231 “IF DARLING, YOU’D ONLY BE MINE” ***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 02/25/2010 -- 0 0
232 “IF YOU BELIEVE YOU’RE INTELLIGENT” (YOU ARE) *************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 09/26/2008 -- 0 0
233 “If You Don’t Read This, I Will Definitely Hurt Myself” (A plea for acceptance) 12/15/2006 -- 0 0
234 “If You’re An ***Extraterrosexual” - Badda bang....! ! ! 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
235 “If You’re Unaware, You’re There” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
236 “ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION BILL IS DEAD” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++++++*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++? ? ? 06/07/2007 -- 0 0
237 “IMPEACHMENT” 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
238 “IN A BOSTON SLUM” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~``****************+++ 10/30/2008 -- 0 0
239 “IN THE DUNGEON OF AUGUST BLUES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/01/2008 -- 0 0
240 “IN THE MIDST OF THE EXTREME” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 05/02/2009 -- 0 0
241 “IN THE MISTRESS BUSINESS” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 12/18/2009 -- 0 0
242 “IN TWELVE A WOMAN MIGHT DO THE TRICK” *******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/16/2011 -- 0 0
243 “INNOVATIVE WATER-BOARDING TECHNIQUES” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 07/15/2007 -- 0 0
244 “INSPIRATIONAL, SENSATIONAL CHRISTMAS” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 12/28/2007 -- 0 0
245 “Intimidate” (Haiku) 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
246 “IRRESPONSIBLE TO PULL OUT” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 02/13/2008 -- 0 0
247 “IT FREAKS ME OUT” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
248 “IT S**KS…., YES, THIS POEM S**KS” ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! +++ 07/23/2011 -- 0 0
249 “It’s Really Very Embarrassing” ~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************(((((? ? ? ? 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
250 “It’s Utterly Ridiculous” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
251 “IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY, BEAUTIFUL” (Female & male version) **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
252 “JIMMY CARTER AND JANE FONDA” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 06/13/2009 -- 0 0
253 “JOE SIX PACK DON’T WRITE HAIKU” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 0
254 “JOHN KERRY ENDORSES OBAMA” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 01/12/2008 -- 0 0
255 “JUICY, JUICY LOVE” (Romance + 10) *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/07/2009 -- 0 0
256 “Karaoke On A UFO” (New spacecraft poetry) 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
257 “King Wackadoo Challenges Almighty God” 03/13/2007 -- 0 0
258 “Kissed By A Christmas Angel” 12/12/2006 -- 0 1
259 “L O L CHRISTMAS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/13/2007 -- 0 1
260 “LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT OF A DYING PUSSY CAT” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************+++ 05/28/2010 -- 0 0
261 “Left Wing Christmas” - Badda boom....! ! ! 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
262 “LET ME DELIGHT YOU” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
263 “Let Me Rock You After Midnight” (Sensual Rock n’Roll) 11/15/2006 -- 0 0
264 “LET’S CHANT FOR PEACE” (and OBAMA'S CHANGE) ************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 03/04/2008 -- 0 0
265 “LET’S NOT F*** OURSELVES” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/28/2007 -- 0 0
266 “Liberals Will Repair The Damage” 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
267 “LOL FACEBOOK POEM” LOL…! ! ! ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******+++ 01/27/2011 -- 0 0
268 “Long After I Lick Your” - Badda bing reflection….! ! ! 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
269 “Losing My Patients With God” (God this, God that) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((( 04/04/2007 -- 0 3
270 “LOVE CULTURE” (THE CULTURE OF LOVE) *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
271 “LOVE DEEP WITHIN THE ROSE” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 11/11/2009 -- 0 0
272 “LOVE LIPS” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 08/12/2008 -- 0 0
273 “LOVER, LOVER, LOVER, I DON’T A WANNA ANY OTHER” - No, no, no, no, no, no……! ! ! *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/17/2009 -- 0 0
274 “Loving You On Valentine’s Day” 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
275 “Lower The Maximum Wage” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
276 “LUCKY IN AMERICA” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************+++ 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
277 “MAO TSE-TUNG” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
278 “MEMORIAL DAY PRAYER FOR PEACE' +++~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~*****? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
279 “Mentality Clinic”- Badda bing…! ! ! 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
280 “MERRY CHRISTMAS, SUICIDE BOMBER” ++****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
281 “Messages From Many Countries” - (Thank you....! ! !) 01/03/2007 7.8 4 0
282 “Methamphetamine Methamphetamine” 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
283 “Micro Fornication Vacation” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
284 “MIGHT THERE BE ANOTHER PLANET EARTH” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 01/01/2009 -- 0 0
285 “MILLION HOMELESS CEO MARCH” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
286 “MIRACLE POETESS MOON GODDESS” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************(((((? ? ? 06/02/2007 -- 0 1
287 “Mistaking Pollution And Climate Change” 03/02/2007 5.5 2 0
288 “MOANING ON CLONING” **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
289 “MOMMA GETS DRUNK ON MOTHER’S DAY” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 05/09/2009 -- 0 0
290 “MOONBEAMS SMILING IN THE STARLIT NIGHT” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 04/27/2008 -- 0 1
291 “MR. CHRISTMAS” 12/09/2006 10.0 1 0
292 “MUNDANE MONDAY 'BLUES' PRAYER” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
293 “MY BI**H GOT THE ITCH” (AND WALKED OUT OF THE POUND) ******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 12/20/2008 -- 0 0
294 “My Christmas Pussy Is Such A Wussy” 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
295 “MY DEAREST FRIEND” (It Won’t Be Long Now) ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
296 “MY DEAREST FRIEND” (It Won’t Be Long Now) ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 08/20/2009 -- 0 0
297 “MY LOVE, WHEN YOU MAKE LOVE TO ME” (As Romantic As Love Gets) ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************+++ 09/06/2009 -- 0 0
298 “MY SWEET *BARANGE*…, I LOVE HOW YOU PERFECTLY RHYME WITH ORANGE” ************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
299 “MYSTERIOUS CLUSTER OF LIGHTS” ~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************? ? ? ? 08/31/2007 -- 0 0
300 “NEW REVELATION - SARAH GOES BOTH WAYS” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 10/25/2008 -- 0 0
301 “NEW YORK CITY IS MAGIC” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
302 “No Lovin’ Way” 11/21/2006 -- 0 1
303 “Nothing - Zilch” 11/09/2006 -- 0 0
304 “Now Christmas Will Fade To A Distant Echo” 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
305 “NOW I’M BLUSHING” 01/12/2007 10.0 1 0
306 “O*H W*E*L*L N*^*O*^*E*^*L (Ring The Christmas Bell) ” 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
307 “O*U*T O*F B*O*D*Y E*X*P*E*R*I*E*N*C*E” ***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
308 “O.J. & Bush Planned 9-11”.., says Lib Rosie O’Donnell…! ! ! +++~************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 09/17/2007 -- 0 0
309 “O.J. CAMPAIGNING FOR HILLARY, IN JAIL” ~~~~~~~****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
310 “OBAMA GETS ‘KISS OF DEATH’ ENDORSEMENT” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 01/10/2008 -- 0 0
311 “OBAMA HAIKU” ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 07/02/2009 -- 0 0
312 “OBAMA THE CERTIFIED CLICHÉ EXPERT” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
313 “OBAMA’S FINANCIAL TRAUMA” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
314 “OPRAH SAID – LET’S GO SARAH” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 10/21/2009 -- 0 0
315 “OUR FOUNDING FATHERS” **************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
316 “OUR GREATEST HEROES & INSPIRATIONS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
317 “OUR LOVE’S DEEP SECRET” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
318 “Out Of The Closet” 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
319 “Parody of a Haiku’s Parody” -Badda bing...! ! ! 11/03/2006 -- 0 1
320 “People Against Capital Punishment” (PACP) 12/31/2006 -- 0 0
321 “Pervert’s Guide To Proper Necking” 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
322 “PETITIONING A BROKENHEARTED PANCAKE” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 05/18/2008 -- 0 0
323 “PHONY BALONEYS WHO ‘YES’ YOU TO DEATH” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 01/02/2008 -- 0 0
324 “PLEASE CHECK MY MEMORIAL DAY YOU TUBE VIDEOS” *****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 05/29/2010 -- 0 0
325 “PLEASE DON’T REPEAT IT, IT’S A BIG SECRET” *************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
326 “Plenty Of Terror Attacks Before 9/11 & The War In Iraq” 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
327 “POEM For Our HOME” 10/13/2006 -- 0 0
328 “POET PROTECTION PROGRAM” - Badda boom....! ! ! 12/22/2006 -- 0 1
329 “POETRYEDITOR.COM To BETTER YOUR POEMS” 04/07/2011 -- 0 0
330 “POETS FOR PEACE” (T.M.’s Ultimate Peace Poem) 03/28/2007 -- 0 0
331 “PRECEDENCE AND LUNACY OF LUMINESCENT FLORESCENCE” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 06/30/2009 -- 0 0
332 “Predict The Shoe Size Of Your Future Ex-lover” (Guaranteed….! !) 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
333 “PUPPETEERS AND THE PUPPET” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/13/2008 -- 0 0
334 “PUSSIES AND FOOLS” 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
335 “PUSSY CALL” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
336 “PUSSY, PUSSY, PUSSY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
337 “RADICAL CHRISTIANS” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 05/15/2010 -- 0 0
338 “RAINDROP FANTASIES” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
339 “Relaxed Christmas” 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
340 “Republican Protection Program” Badda bing...! ! ! 09/16/2006 -- 0 0
341 “REVENGE OF THE VAMPIRE VENTRILOQUIST” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 05/10/2008 -- 0 0
342 “Reverse Evolution” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
343 “RNC BUYS PALIN A PLATINUM SHOTGUN” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 10/23/2008 -- 0 0
344 “Rock n’ Roll Mama” (Haiku) 10/05/2006 -- 0 1
345 “Rock n’ Roll Will Thrive” (Haiku) 10/09/2006 -- 0 0
346 “Romance Reenactment Injection” (Valentine’s Day) 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
347 “ROMANCE WILL FLOOD THE AIR” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 02/06/2009 -- 0 0
348 “ROMANTIC EVENING FOR YOU AND ME” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 0
349 “S*C*H*M*U*C*K*O*I*D” ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 01/03/2008 -- 0 0
350 “S*E*V*E*N, S*E*V*E*N, O - S*E*V*E*N” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
351 “S*E*X*S*A*T*I*O*N*A*L” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
352 “S*O*R*R*Y” ++ “S*O*R*R*Y” ++ “S*O*R*R*Y” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
353 “Scam Bam Thank You Mam” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
354 “Sensuallysexsational***” 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
355 “SERIOUSLY NOW” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
356 “Sexual Telepathy” Badda bing...! ! ! 08/29/2006 -- 0 0
357 “Sexy But Ugly” 08/20/2006 -- 0 1
358 -- “SHE’S DEAD” ~~~~~****^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
359 “Shoot To Kill Order” (Haiku) - Badda bing.....! ! ! 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
360 “SILENCE BECK, OBAMA’S QUEST” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 10/19/2009 -- 0 0
361 “SLEAZY – SLEAZY – SLEAZY” (XXX Rated) *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
362 “SLEAZY SATAN’S SIX, SICK, SLIMY COMMANDMENTS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******* 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
363 “Smile If You’re Sexy” Badda bing...! ! ! 09/04/2006 -- 0 1
364 “Some Have Class And Some Don’t” (Important) 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
365 “Sonnet 50896” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
366 “SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY, SORRY” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 10/23/2009 -- 0 2
367 “SPACE AGE CANNIBALISM” *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 02/19/2008 -- 0 0
368 “Sunday At Midnight” (Urgent & Provocative) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
369 “SUSAN BOYLE STALKED BY AN ALIEN” (‘Light Years’ Love Affair) ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************+++ 05/26/2009 -- 0 0
370 “T.M.’s First (One Line Each Poet) GAME FINAL” 01/10/2007 7.0 3 0
371 “Tears In The Christmas Snow” 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
372 “Terror Is A Vulture” 09/20/2006 -- 0 0
373 “TERRORIST'S REWARD LOWERED TO 53” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 12/01/2007 -- 0 0
374 “The Assassination Of President Bush” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
375 “THE COMPLAINERS” (TM’S YAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN SERIES) ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 01/21/2010 -- 0 0
376 “The Complete List” 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
377 “The Convicted Pedophile Who Killed Himself And Died” 10/20/2006 -- 0 1
378 “THE EXPLOSIVE BIG-BOOBED BOMBER” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/29/2009 -- 0 0
379 “THE FUTURE OF AMERICA IS AT STAKE” **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 07/15/2009 -- 0 0
380 “THE GENTLE VOICE OF CHRISTMAS” 02/09/2007 -- 0 0
381 “THE GHOUL IS A FREAK” *****************************************************8~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
382 “The Legend Of The Blog And The Cosmic Egg Nog” 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
383 “The Light Of Stupidity” 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
384 “The Methane Fart That Global Warming Forgot” 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
385 “THE PUSSY AND THE PUPPY' ************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************+++ 10/30/2007 -- 0 0
386 “The Secret Conscience Of A Rose” 02/19/2007 8.0 1 0
387 “THE SEX DRONES OF PAKISTAN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/08/2009 -- 0 0
388 “The Sick Religious Plot To Destroy America” 08/10/2006 -- 0 0
389 “THE SKUNK TUNE” by T.M..- Badda stink...! ! ! 03/10/2007 -- 0 0
390 “THE STRENGTH OF A WOMAN” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/04/2008 10.0 4 0
391 “THE TRAILER PARK POET LAUREATE” *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 01/04/2009 -- 0 0
392 “The Use And Abuse Of Love” (Haiku) 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
393 “THERE IS ONLY GOODBYE” **********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 06/19/2008 -- 0 0
394 “THIS POEM MAY SAVE YOUR LIFE” ************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************+++ 08/18/2009 -- 0 0
395 “THIS UNIQUE OFFER WON’T LAST” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
396 “THREE WIDOWED PARROTS” ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 04/13/2009 -- 0 0
397 “Tonight ‘Inconvenient Farce’ Get’s The Oscar” 02/25/2007 10.0 2 0
398 “Trade Martin's Merry Christmas Song” ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 12/25/2007 -- 0 1
399 “Trailer Trash Trish” Badda bing...! 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
400 “TRIBUTE TO THE MIGHTY QUINN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~******? ? ? ? 05/30/2007 -- 0 0
401 “TRIP TO THE BEDROOM” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
402 “Trisexual Robot” 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
403 “TRY, BEFORE YOU BUY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/11/2009 -- 0 0
404 “U*N*I - U*N*I - U*N*I” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************++++++++ 02/15/2010 -- 0 0
405 “UFO SPOTTED IN FORUM SKY” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 04/19/2008 -- 0 0
406 “UNBORN LOVER” 10/10/2006 -- 0 0
407 “UNLIMITED JULY 4th DEPENDENCE” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 07/04/2009 -- 0 0
408 “UNTITLED” (Haiku) 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
409 “VAMPIRE TERRORIST CHRISTMAS” `*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
410 “VENTRILOQUIST SEEKS NEW PROSPECTS” (HOW ABOUT YOU? ?) *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 04/12/2010 -- 0 0
411 “VIEW EXCITING DIGITAL EDITING HERE” 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
412 “VIRGINS GOING DOWN FROM 72 TO 53” ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++ 12/03/2007 -- 0 1
413 “WANDERLUST OF AN UNBORN MOLECULE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/18/2008 -- 0 0
414 “Weekend Pussy Watch” (Wow....! ! !) 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
415 “Weird Situation” (Insane Phenomenon) 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
416 “What A Jerk” (Haiku) 11/01/2006 -- 0 0
417 “WHAT”…? ? ? (Formally titled as, “HUH”…? ? ?) *************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 06/28/2008 -- 0 1
418 “When --? -- And Monica Lost Their Virginity” 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
419 “WHEN KNOW-IT-ALL'S COLLIDE” ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************+++ 10/28/2008 -- 0 0
420 “WHEN THE TURD SPEAKS, NOBODY LISTENS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
421 “WHINERS AND COMPLAINERS” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************+++ 07/27/2008 -- 0 0
422 “WHITE ANGEL THE MAGIC RABBIT” (For Christmas & Easter) ~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~*******((((+++ 04/21/2007 -- 0 2
423 “WHY CAN’T WE ALL JUST TALK”…..? ? ? (Unbelievable…! ! !) 02/19/2007 -- 0 0
424 “WHY CAN’T WE HAVE A DIALOG”…..? ? ? (SAYS PELOSI….! ! !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
425 “WILL CHRISTMAS EXIST,1000 YEARS FROM NOW”….? ? ? *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+ 12/06/2007 -- 0 0
426 “WILL GOD COME THROUGH? ” (Pertinent) 09/04/2006 -- 0 0
427 “Win A Vegas Dream Vacation With A Terrorist” 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
428 “Wine & Pizza For Terrorists” 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
429 “You Are Humpable” (Haiku) 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
430 “You Can Clone A Bone, But You Can’t Clone Christmas” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
431 “YOU LIE” (“YOU CAN NEVER TRUST A BLATANT LIAR.”) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************+++ 09/14/2009 -- 0 0
432 “YOU’VE BEEN PLAYING WITH OUR MEMBER AREA” 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
433 “You’ve Got Me By The Stem Cell Baby” 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
434 “YOUR URGENT CONFIRMATION IS NEEDED” **************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
435 ”LOVE, IT’S LOVE, TRUE LOVE, ALWAYS LOVE, PRECIOUS LOVE, MY LOVE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 4
436 ”SWEET, SWEET CHRISTMAS” ++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 12/10/2008 -- 0 0
437 ++ “THE UFO CONNECTION” ~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
438 +++ ~~~~ “NITWITS” (Get logical on Climate Change) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
439 +++ “If You Have A Teeny-Weenie” +++ ~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~ 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
440 +++))))) “NO CLINTON – NO 9-11” (((((+++``````````````````````````````````***************************````````````````````````````**************************************++ 09/13/2007 -- 0 0
441 === “Manic Christmas Day” (Haiku) === 01/24/2007 -- 0 1
442 'A BEAUTIFUL BIRTHDAY FOR A WONDERFUL PERSON' ************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 01/22/2010 -- 0 0
443 'A CANDID, HONEST COMMENT AND QUOTE FOR AL GORE' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/25/2008 -- 0 0
444 'Afternoon Morning Sickness' (Haiku) 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
445 'ANOTHER PLACE, ANOTHER TIME' - (Message from mom) **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******+++ 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
446 ATHEIST PRAYER TO GOD - (BUY US PRIVATE JETS) *********************************************************************************************************++++ 08/10/2011 -- 0 0
447 BARAK & HILLARY VOTE ‘NO’ ++~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 05/25/2007 -- 0 0
448 BIRTHDAY BIMMER - “BIMMER FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY” ********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************+++ 08/08/2009 -- 0 0
449 'BIRTHDAY PARTY? ' - (I DON'T WANT A BIRTHDAY PARTY) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/02/2009 -- 0 0
450 'Bomb*Us*At*Your*Leisure” (Rated XXX.com) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****((( 04/01/2007 -- 0 1
451 'CHRISTMAS PRAYER FOR PEACE' 12/06/2006 10.0 2 0
452 'COME ON, BAMBOOZLE US' ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 09/15/2009 -- 0 0
453 'COMING SOON: The top three bland & sterile writers on PoemHunter.++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*****************************************+++ 01/02/2010 -- 0 0
454 'CRAZY YOU TUBE APRIL FOOL'S DAY VIDEO' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
455 DRUDGE REPORT: “SEX ON THE DECLINE AT THE FORUM” *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 08/21/2009 -- 0 0
456 ' FREE BOZO LESSONS' ~~~~~~ (You pay shipping) 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
457 'GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN -EVERY KNOCK IS A MOOST” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 10/23/2008 -- 0 0
458 'Great Pussy On A Spacecraft” (Wow, adult material) 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
459 'Holy War Of Terrorists' (Classic Haiku Format) 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
460 'HOWLIN' TO DIRECT RESURRECTION REINACTMENT” ~~~~~******~~~~~~~~*******((( 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
461 INSPIRED BY THE DISTINCTIVE STYLE OF SEAN NORTH ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++* 10/14/2007 -- 0 0
462 'Is Peace Possible…? ? ? ' 08/30/2006 -- 0 0
463 King Wackadoo & Whaco-BinLaden..., Will duke it out....! ! ! 03/18/2007 10.0 1 1
464 'LET'S REFORM EVERYTHING IN AMERICA' ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 04/23/2010 -- 0 0
465 Morals Regarding Terrorism…? ? It’s Absolutely Ludicrous…! ! 09/17/2006 -- 0 0
466 'Multi-Challenged Haiku Contest” (Urgent) 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
467 'MY COMPUTER VIRUS'*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 06/22/2009 -- 0 0
468 'NEVER * TELL * A * WOMAN * SHE’S * GOT * A * FAT * ASS' *************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 06/05/2008 -- 0 0
469 'PLEASE READ My Special EARTH DAY Poem' - THANKS....! ! ! **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/22/2009 -- 0 0
470 'Prestigious Pooper-Scooper & Mental Giant Awards' +++~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******++++ 06/20/2007 -- 0 0
471 REVEALED: “SECRET LIST OF POEMHUNTER ELITISTS” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 07/05/2008 -- 0 0
472 'SARAH IS HER NAME'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/15/2011 -- 0 0
473 SARAH PALIN, WILL SHE or WON’T SHE RUN……? ? ? *****************************~~~~~~~~~~ 05/31/2011 -- 0 0
474 'SIMPLE QUESTION FOR 9/10/08' **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 09/10/2008 -- 0 0
475 'SO? ' ```````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! +++ 01/22/2011 -- 0 0
476 'SOME MIX IT, MANY DRINK IT' *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 04/25/2009 -- 0 0
477 'Some Wiseguy Stole The Toilet' - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
478 STUPIDITY DOWN 6% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++ 07/07/2007 -- 0 0
479 T.M. PARAPHRASES OBAMA’S STATEMENT” *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 04/02/2008 -- 0 0
480 T.M.’s High Def “One Line Each Poet” Game #2 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
481 'T.M.'s Interview With Cupid' 02/05/2007 10.0 1 1
482 'THE BIG MARE VERSUS THE TWO STUDS' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/03/2008 -- 0 0
483 'THE DEATH OF TRUTH AND FREEDOM' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 05/01/2008 -- 0 0
484 'THE DISTANT WIND' *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
485 'THE KING AND HIS GUITAR' (ELVIS) **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 07/02/2011 -- 0 0
486 'THE ONE WORD POEM WITH NO TITLE' ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 12/12/2010 -- 0 0
487 'The Saga And Scam Of Celine-Saline & Sandrine' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************** 04/17/2007 -- 0 0
488 'The Site Is Slow..., Take A Chill Pill' ~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~**************$$$ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
489 TRADE MARTIN QUOTE REGARDING BILL MAHER' ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 04/27/2008 -- 0 0
490 Trade Martin's “CARBON DIOXIDE” series. ***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********+++ 05/16/2008 -- 0 0
491 'URGENT RESPONSE NEEDED' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
492 'We Only Die Once' (Haiku) 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
493 'X MARKS THE SPOT' 'THE SPOT IS AN EX' *****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 06/09/2011 -- 0 0
494 'YAWN AGAIN CHRISTIAN' **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************+++ 09/30/2009 -- 0 0
495 ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~*** “VENTRILOQUIST ISLAND” ~~~~********~~~~~~~~~~~**********++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
496 # “SCARE WEAR” (Haiku) # 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
497 ## “Bottom Line Gist Of Christmas” ## 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
498 ## “In CHRISTmas We Trust” ## 12/07/2006 10.0 1 0
499 ## “POEMHUNTER PEOPLE” ## 01/07/2007 10.0 2 0
500 ## “Rock n’ Roll Will Thrive” (Haiku) ## 10/05/2006 -- 0 0
501 ### “Batman Rides The Cisco Kid” (Predator rodeo) ### 01/29/2007 -- 0 0
502 ### “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO EARN OVER $600,000 A YEAR” ###~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************** 05/06/2007 -- 0 0
503 ### “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO ONLY EARN UNDER $200,000 A YEAR” ### 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
504 ### “STORM BLOWS A BUTTERFLY” ###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/15/2007 -- 0 0
505 #### “THERE’S A CHILL IN THE AIR” ####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******+++ 09/14/2007 -- 0 0
506 #### “PLEASE DO NOT READ OR COMMENT” (Joke) ####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/20/2007 -- 0 0
507 ##########~~~~>>>> "BIRTHDAY JAM, BIRTHDAY JAM" <<<<~~~~#############***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 1
508 ####$$$~~~ “MICRO-POETRY DEMONSTRATED” ####$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****((( 04/05/2007 -- 0 1
509 ####%% “BACK WITH THE BURGER BABY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 05/04/2007 -- 0 0
510 ###%%%~~ “IF GOD CAN HEAR ME” (Please comfort the parents) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********((((+ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
511 ###))) “SWEET IS THE LOVE IN MY HEART” (((###~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
512 ###~~~~ “EVIL VAMPIRE CHRISTMAS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~#@#@#@#@ 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
513 ###“Nude Pussy” (Bare bush for the Cisco Kid) ### 01/27/2007 -- 0 0
514 ##+# “IF I LOST YOU” (I MIGHT LOSE MY MIND) ##+#*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 01/15/2008 -- 0 0
515 #$#$>> “SITUATION OF SEXUAL SADNESS” (Rated X-X-X) >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
516 #&% “The End Of The End” %&# (Not to offend anyone) 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
517 #*#*#*>> “EPITAPH ON MY TOMB” <<*#*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/17/2008 -- 0 0
518 #*#*)))) >>> "WHOREMASTER" <<<((((*#*#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
519 #@#@ “EVIL KING WACKADOO” (Terrorist elimination threat) @#@# 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
520 #@#@ “IN THE RED BLOOD OF THE BEAST” (Vampires) @#@#**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 2
521 #@#@ 'Re-posting Of My Interview With Cupid' #@#@ 02/15/2007 -- 0 1
522 #@#@> “ON THE STREETS OF THE MILKY WAY” <@#@#~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
523 #@#@~~~~ “GRANDMA OF PEACE” ~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~~~~~(((( 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
524 $ “MISTER PRESIDENT – ‘GREAT CAR SALESMAN’ – APRIL FOOL” $~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/01/2009 -- 0 0
525 $#$# “DEVIL & DEMON WORSHIP FOR DUMMIES” $#$# 02/03/2007 -- 0 1
526 $#@#$#@ “BLUE BLUE I’M BLUE SO BLUE” @#$#@#$ 02/17/2007 -- 0 0
527 $#@* “VOODOO CURSE OF CHRISTMAS” *@#$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/03/2008 -- 0 0
528 $$ “A Creatively Prosperous 2007 To All” (T.M. message) $$ 12/31/2006 10.0 3 0
529 $$ “BABY’S GOT A BI**H OF A BOOTY” $$********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************+++ 10/01/2007 -- 0 0
530 $$ “I’m So Worried Sick That They’ll Be Mad” $$ 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
531 $$ “INTERNATIONAL PROFESSIONAL PERVERT AWARDS” $$******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************++++ 10/04/2007 -- 0 0
532 $$ “Moron Contest” (Big prizes) $$ 08/19/2006 -- 0 1
533 $$ “Osama’s Been Accused Of Steroid Use” $$ - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 1
534 $$ “Owl Seeks Euthanasia Expert” $$ (Unbelievable) 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
535 $$ “PROSPEROUS, POEMHUNTER POET’S PRAYER” $$*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 12/31/2007 -- 0 0
536 $$ “Tax Free Bonds & IPOs For Islamic Fascists” $$ - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/06/2006 -- 0 1
537 $$ “The Horror Of Incompetence” $$ 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
538 $$$ “MY ABSOLUTELY SUPER, AMAZING, INTERESTING, AWESOME VALENTINE”$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
539 $$$ “O. J. IS INNOCENT” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
540 $$$ “THIS IS TRADE MARTIN AND I APPROVE THIS MESSAGE” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 09/10/2007 -- 0 0
541 $$$ “YOUR FUTURE IS IN DANGER” $$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$ 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
542 $$$ “BE MY REHAB BABY” $$$ (Sick stuff) 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
543 $$$ “BIG BUTT BABY, DON’T SLUT ME OUT” $$$********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************? ? ? 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
544 $$$ “BITCH SLAP YO BABY” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~$$$$$ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
545 $$$ “Expert On The Ridiculous” - Badda bing....! ! ! $$$ 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
546 $$$ “FREE, FREE, IT’S ABSOLUTELY FREE” $$$ 02/20/2007 10.0 2 0
547 $$$ “MICKEY MOUSE & BOZO ENDORSED SASQUATCH” $$$*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
548 $$$ “My Poem To Bring You GOOD LUCK” $$$ 02/22/2007 1.0 2 1
549 $$$ “NEXT CHRISTMAS WILL BE SO GRAND” $$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 12/07/2007 -- 0 0
550 $$$ “Post-Christmas Frostbite Syndrome” (Haiku) $$$ 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
551 $$$ “Return To Inbox”- Badda bing....! ! ! $$$ 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
552 $$$ “SUBMIT YOUR POEM FOR CASH” $$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/30/2009 -- 0 0
553 $$$ “SWEET, SWEET, SUGAR MOMMY” $$$**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 09/15/2008 -- 0 0
554 $$$ “They’ve Run Out Of Virgins In Heaven” $$$ 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
555 $$$$ “PRESTIGIOUS POOPER-SCOOPER AWARD RECIPIENTS” $$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
556 $$$$ “SAVE 15%” – Badda bing….! ! ! $$$$ 03/09/2007 7.5 2 0
557 $$$$ **** “Barack & Hillary” **** $$$$ 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
558 $$$$ “I Lost My Goldfish Last Christmas” $$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
559 $$$$ “Little White Hot Sun Spot” $$$$ 02/26/2007 10.0 1 3
560 $$$$ “The Major Farce Of Global Warming” $$$$******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 07/25/2007 -- 0 1
561 $$$$ 'She Will Lead Our Troubled Nation To The Truth” $$$$ 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
562 $$$$##“NEW ULTRA MICRO-POETRY RAGE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******(((( 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
563 $$$$$ “SARAH PALIN - SARAH PALIN” $$$$$******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
564 $$$$$ “ROMANCE TAX” – Ba-Da-Bing….! ! ! $$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/06/2009 -- 0 0
565 $$$$$$$$$ “BITCH SLAP” $$$$$$$$$ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************** 04/26/2007 -- 0 1
566 $$$$$$$$$$ “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE” $$$$$$$$$$$**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
567 $$$$$$$$$$$$$ “COMMUNIST – COMMUNIST” $$$$$$$$$$****************************************************************************************************+++ 04/02/2010 -- 0 0
568 $$$$$$$*** “HILLARY IS GREAT” ***$$$$$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****((( 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
569 $$$$$$$~~~~~$$$ “Unless It’s Over $100,000,000, Don’t Contact Me' $$$$$~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$**************~~~~$$$ 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
570 $$$$>> “POEM FOR THE POLITICALLY MALIGNANT” <<$$$ 03/04/2007 -- 0 0
571 $$$$^^^%%%> “WHAT WOULD HARRY REID & THE LEFT-WING DO”……? ? ? $$$%^%^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? ? 05/09/2007 -- 0 0
572 $$$$^^^^*** “DOING SOMETHING SUSPICIOUS….? ? ? (Stop & question them….! ! !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****^^^? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
573 $$$$~~~ “DOOM & GLOOMERS and the UNINSPIRED” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****((( 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
574 $$$(((~~~ “FOOLS REVEALED ON POEMHUNTER” (Unbelievable….! ! !) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*+*+*+*+ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
575 $$$^^^> “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
576 $$$~~~ “Great News, UK Hostages Released” ~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
577 $$$~~~~~*>*> “BELA LUGOSI Vs. PELOSI” (Haiku) ***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~```````^^^^`````*((( 04/04/2007 -- 0 1
578 $$$“GHOST OF HALLOWEEN PAST”$$$*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************8+++` 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
579 $$$“URGENT REPLY NECESSARY” $$$ 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
580 $$+ “LIBERALS ARE WONDERFUL PEOPLE” +$$*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
581 $$++ “DOESN’T JIMMY CARTER MAKE YOU PROUD'…? ? ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************++? ? ? 04/15/2008 -- 0 0
582 $% “It’s A-hole-ism” (Haiku) %$ 11/01/2006 -- 0 0
583 $%$% “GOOD BRAIN-BAD BRAIN” %$%$ 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
584 $%$%$ “CHRISTMAS IN POEMLAND” $%$%$ 03/14/2007 6.0 1 1
585 $%$%$% 'The Amorous Sound Of Passion' %$%$%$ 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
586 $)) “Falling Down Vertically” // - Re: Dizziness from vertigo - (($ 09/06/2006 -- 0 1
587 $*$*$* “GET TO HEAVEN, $29.99, ONE MONTH FREE” *$*$*$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
588 $@$@ “Pelosi, Boxer, Kennedy & Frank” @$@$ 01/13/2007 -- 0 0
589 $“URGENT REPLY NECESSARY” $ 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
590 $+ “NEVER STOP FIGHTIN' FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN” $+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$$ 11/13/2007 -- 0 1
591 '$200,000,000,000, Or More In Gold Bullion Only' (Solicitors) 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
592 % “Mind Your Own Poem” (A put down poem) % 01/09/2007 10.0 1 0
593 % KING WACKADOO RIDES WITH PANCHO AND THE CISCO KID~~~~~~~###%%%~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 05/16/2007 -- 0 0
594 %#%# “THE ART OF THE FART” (Tribute to J. Farter) #%#%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************ 08/16/2008 -- 0 0
595 %#%#%#^^^*** I Guess You Can Tell, I'm Extremely Aggravated Over This' ***^^^%#%#%#%#...~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************* 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
596 %$#$% “*UCK, *UCK, *UCK, *UCK” %$#$% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>++++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
597 %$#$% +++ “SWEET CHRISTMAS INNOCENCE” +++ %$#$% 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
598 %$#%$#%$# “L O L MADNESS” #$%#$%#$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
599 %$#@ “CASE CLOSED” @#$%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
600 %$#@ “POETRY PEOPLE UNITE' @#$% 02/16/2007 -- 0 0
601 %$#@! ~ “Doubt” ~! @#$% 10/11/2006 -- 0 0
602 %$#@+++ “EXORCISMLAND” +++@#$% 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
603 %$$$“POLONIUM THREAT”$$$% 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
604 %$%$ “CHRISTMAS ON MARS” $%$%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 12/03/2008 -- 0 0
605 %$%$ “THIS WAR IS NEVER-ENDING” $%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~*? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
606 %$%$ “THIS POEM IS FREE” $%$%******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************** 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
607 %$%$%> “LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, OH LOVE, YOU ARE MY LOVE” <$%$%$%*********************************************************************************************>>>+++ 08/10/2009 -- 0 1
608 %$%$)))) “Circumcision For Circumcision Sake” ((((%$%$ 03/05/2007 10.0 1 0
609 %% “SCHOLAR WINS POEMHUNTER PUSSY PIECE PRIZE” %%***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************%%%% 10/13/2007 -- 0 0
610 %% “Curse Of The Turtle” %% 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
611 %% “Myth Of The Mute Skeleton” %% 08/20/2006 -- 0 1
612 %% “RELIGION SWAP” %% 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
613 %% “Testosterone Zone” %% 10/07/2006 -- 0 0
614 %%$ “METHANE AND CARBON DIOXIDE IN THE NIGHT” $#@%+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~+++ 11/07/2007 -- 0 0
615 %%% “SEXY, SEXY, SEXY” (Pre-natal & restricted) %%%*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
616 %%% “B**** A** NAKED” %%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%%% 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
617 %%% “DESTINATION OBLIVION” %%%********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 01/11/2008 -- 0 0
618 %%% “KING WACKADOO CHALLENGES YOU” %%% 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
619 %%% “Mind Your Poem Business” %%% 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
620 %%% “SOMEONE’S GETTING SUGGESTIVE” %%% 02/28/2007 10.0 2 0
621 %%% “SPELLING AND PUNCTUATION” %%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************%%% 10/18/2007 -- 0 0
622 %%% “This Loved-Starved Planet” %%% (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 1
623 %%%$$$ ”Ahmadinejad Is A Good Person” $$$%%%**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************+++ 09/23/2007 -- 0 0
624 %%%% “POET WANTED FOR EXECUTIVE DENTAL ASSISTANT JOB (PART TIME) ” ++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~ 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
625 %%%%% “5-4-3-2-1- BANG” (Graphic) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
626 %%%%))) “BOUND IN A BIBLICAL BUBBLE” (((%%%% 03/08/2007 -- 0 0
627 %%%%^^^^%^% “I’M SORRY-TRULY SORRY” (Deep apology poem) ~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~****************^^^^^^^^^^^^^^((((! ! ! 04/20/2007 -- 0 4
628 %%%))) “SORRY DON’T CUT IT” (((%%% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
629 %%%**)) “NEGATIVE ENERGY POEM” ((**%%%****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 02/05/2008 -- 0 0
630 %%%*** “TITLE IS DRIFTING IN SPACE” ***%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
631 %%%? .“Did Howlin’ Throw The Towel in”.? %%% 03/04/2007 -- 0 1
632 %%%^^*** “GULP IT DOWN” ***^^%%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/14/2007 -- 0 0
633 %%%'The Cisco Kid Rides The Grey Wandering Ghost' %%% (Wow...! ! !) 01/29/2007 -- 0 0
634 %%> “I Write A Christmas Poem For You” <%% 11/27/2006 -- 0 1
635 %%(( “Relaxed Christmas” ((%% 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
636 %%“Dyslexic Kangaroo”%% 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
637 %%== “I ALWAYS LOSE THE TOSS” ==%%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*+++ 10/07/2007 -- 0 0
638 %&%& “Stop Sexin’ ‘Round You Fool” &%&% 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
639 %&%&** “I AM SASQUATCH” **&%&%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
640 %***%% “BRAIN BANKRUPTCY” %%***%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/25/2008 -- 0 0
641 %@%@%@$$ “WHERE YOU BE GOIN’ HOWLIN”? @%@%@% 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
642 %^%^ “HILLARY EXCLAIMS, “I’M YOUR GIRL”….! ! ! ^%^% ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
643 %^&^%^& “INSECURITY PLAGUES YOU” &^%^&^%****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 11/02/2007 -- 0 0
644 %^^^%%“The Climax Fakers” (Beware) %%^^^% 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
645 ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - “MUSICAL MANIA” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
646 ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ “MUSICALLY YOURS” ♫ ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ”*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
647 &%$$*& “Near Death And Beer Breath Experience” &%$$*& 03/09/2007 -- 0 1
648 &%&%))) “LOTS OF LOSERS” (((%$%$>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
649 &&& “Belated Valentine’s Day Fantasy Murder” &&& 02/15/2007 -- 0 0
650 &&& “Forget The Gifts, I Want Cash For Christmas” &&& 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
651 &&& “Oblique And Vague” &&& 01/20/2007 -- 0 0
652 &&&$$$^^^ “PREMATURE EVACUATION” ^^^$$$&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******? ? ? ? 05/10/2007 -- 0 0
653 &&&& “MENTAL REHAB…., FOR GOOD…, GOODBYE”….! ! ! &&&& 03/16/2007 10.0 2 0
654 &&&&)))) “MOMMAS AND GRANDMAS” ((((&&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
655 &&&)))) “GENIUS AND THE JACKASS” ((((&&&~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************? ? ? ? 05/08/2007 -- 0 0
656 &&&*** “Ring The Sacred Bell For The First Noel” ***&&& 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
657 &&&***))) “BULLS FERRY ROAD” (((***&&&~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
658 &&&++ “Intelligent & Serious Jihadist Death Chant” ++&&& 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
659 &&^^! ! ! ~~ “LOVERS AND LOSERS” ++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
660 &^%$#***~~~> “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~>>> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
661 &^%$&^%$ I HATE YOU, I LOVE YOU &^%$&^%$~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++ 04/27/2010 -- 0 0
662 &^%&^% “GLOBAL WARMING IN MY HEART” %$#%$%~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 11/20/2007 -- 0 0
663 &^%*** “COSMIC DEATH OF LOVE” ***%^&>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
664 &^%^& “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” &^%^&>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
665 >>>~~~> “DEAD BEAT DAD SONG” <~~~~<<<*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************>>>+++ 06/15/2008 -- 0 0
666 "ALMIGHTY FATHER, FOUNDING FATHERS, YOUR FATHER, MY FATHER" (Father's Day Prayer) 06/20/2010 -- 0 0
667 "Gobble Gobble, Quack, Quack" (Thanksgiving yarn) R13 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
668 "Sick Turkey Devours Retired Chimney Sweep" - 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
669 (#1) “MOON GODDESS OF ANGER” (a/k/a Lady Of The Lake) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/27/2007 -- 0 0
670 ((++)) “NIGHT TIME FLIGHT” (Haiku) ((++)) 10/04/2006 -- 0 1
671 (****) “JIHADIST’S SACRED PRAYER” (****) - Badda bang...! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
672 (Adults only) “My Ultimate Dumbest Poem Yet” (Rated 3x’s XYZ) -Badda bang bing boom….! ! !) 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
673 (Bi-sexual version) “On Being A Slut” 11/02/2006 -- 0 1
674 (In the Devil's words) “SLEAZY SATAN’S SIX, SICK, SLIMY COMMANDMENTS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******* 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
675 (Newsflash) “SANTA FOUND FROZEN” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
676 (Poetry Game) “No Concept Or Subject” (How to join in) 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
677 (Two poems in one) > “GOD BLESS AMERICAN TROOPS AT CHRISTMAS”**********************************************>>>>+++ 12/25/2007 -- 0 0
678 (VALENTINE'S DAY) 'ROMANCE, EMOTION, PASSION, AND LOVE' 02/14/2012 -- 0 3
679 ) *) *) “Blue-White Snowflakes On A Lonely Christmas Eve” (*(*( 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
680 ) “Moral Oral Pleasure” ( 10/07/2006 -- 0 1
681 ) %% “Turkey Murders A Goose” – Badda bang….! ! ! %%( 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
682 ) *) *) *) “Candid Moron Discussion” (*(*(*( 02/05/2007 10.0 1 0
683 ) ++ “Intimately Yours” ++( 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
684 ) += “Merry Mundane Monday On Friday” =+( 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
685 )) “PARTIAL BIRTH” ((********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 05/10/2009 -- 0 0
686 )) “I BELIEVE IT’S INSENSITIVE” ((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`+++ 03/23/2008 -- 0 0
687 )) “Little Taste Of Wine” (Haiku) (( 10/25/2006 -- 0 0
688 )) “The Volcanoes Are Weeping” (( 02/28/2007 10.0 1 0
689 )) ** “Happy Intergalactic Alien Christmas” ~~~********~~~~~~~~~********++++$$$$? ? ? 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
690 )) “The Deep, Passionate, Intimacy Of You And Me”(( 09/18/2006 -- 0 0
691 )) + “Intimate Christmas Romance” +(( 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
692 ))) “IT’S OK TO BE SILLY” (((***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************+++ 04/25/2008 -- 0 0
693 ))) “KIM JONG-IL” (((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 05/30/2009 -- 0 0
694 ))) “PIZZA FOR THE WORLD”- (Pizza For Peace) ….! ! ! (((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
695 ))) “TO FAMILY AND FRIENDS WHO HAVE PASSED ON” ((((*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************+++ 02/01/2008 -- 0 0
696 ))) &&& “Come On, Let’s Not Love And They’ll Think We Did” &&&((( 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
697 ))) “BIT*H FARTS CAN BE LETHAL” (WARNING) (((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 12/30/2007 -- 0 0
698 ))) “Christmas Encore Before Groundhog Day” ((( 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
699 ))) “Christmas Is Over” ((( 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
700 ))) “Christmas Please Come Back” ((( 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
701 ))) “Cry Of The Porcupine” ((( 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
702 ))) “CUPID IS A CROSS-DRESSING PERVERT” (((**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
703 ))) “FIFTY-SEVEN STATES”…..? ? ? (((****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************+++ 05/12/2008 -- 0 0
704 ))) “GLOBAL CLONING” ((( 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
705 ))) “Great Poem Titles & Concepts Available” ((( 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
706 ))) “Groundhog Day Is Applauded By Cupid” (((*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************+++ 02/01/2008 -- 0 0
707 ))) “If I Kill You, You Will Live” (Haiku) ((( 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
708 ))) “IF LOVE COULD SPEAK” ((( 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
709 ))) “Jesus Returns…., Again..., To PoemHunter” ((( 03/04/2007 10.0 1 0
710 ))) “My Christmas Eve Lullaby” ((( 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
711 ))) “SICK HUMOR SEMINAR” ((( 02/21/2007 -- 0 0
712 ))) “The Butterfly And The Evergreen’s Balls” ((( 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
713 ))) “The Moron Culture” ((( 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
714 ))) “TURTLE FARTS CAN BE LETHAL” (((++++++********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 01/08/2008 -- 0 0
715 ))) ## “HOW TO HAVE A SEXY BITCH” ##(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/18/2008 -- 0 0
716 ))) %% “King Wackadoo Publicly Challenges Howlin’ Dervish” %%((( 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
717 ))) %%% “Loan Arranger’s & Grey’s Hound Dog” %%%((( 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
718 ))) %%%%“Boomer, Doomer, Gloomer” %%%%((( 03/07/2007 10.0 1 0
719 ))) ***)) “CHRISTMAS FANTASY” ((***((( 02/03/2007 10.0 2 0
720 ))) **** “RODHAM’S VOLCANIC TEMPER” ****((( 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
721 ))) ~ “Instantaneously” (Haiku) ~((( 10/02/2006 -- 0 1
722 ))) ~~ “CHRISTMAS OH CHRISTMAS” ~~((( 02/01/2007 10.0 1 4
723 ))) ~~~ “Rabbit In Your Cabinet” ~~~~~~~~~~~~******((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
724 ))) ~~~~~ “King Wackadoo Whacks Howlin’ & Elvis” ~~~~~~((( 03/13/2007 -- 0 0
725 ))) + “ENERGY INDEPENDENCE” +(((************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 05/02/2008 -- 0 0
726 ))) +“Nuts And Bolts Of Christmas”+((( 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
727 ))) ++ “GREED” ++(((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 01/04/2008 -- 0 1
728 ))) ++ “I PRAY GOD WILL TAKE ME FAST” ++(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************* 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
729 ))) ++ “IRANIAN SPEEDBOATS SCARE OUR WARSHIPS” ++(((************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
730 ))) ++ 'MANKIND'S FIGHTING POVERTY' ++(((******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***++ 02/27/2008 -- 0 0
731 ))) +'Dumb Dumb Doo Wop Is Dumb'+(((- (Boo du be doo) 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
732 ))) >>>***===> “EASTA EASTA PIZZA” (Italiano accent) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******>>>>### 04/05/2007 -- 0 1
733 )))) “PLEASE FORGIVE ME IF I YAWN WHILE YOU APOLOGIZE” ((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/07/2007 -- 0 0
734 )))) “GLOBAL CHANGE & CLIMATE WARMING EXPERT” (((((************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 01/30/2008 -- 0 0
735 )))) “Howlin’s Buyin’ Up Carbon Offsets From Al Gore” (((( 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
736 )))) “SENSUAL SHOOZY” ((((**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
737 )))) >>>>> “THANKSGIVING DAY PRAYER” <<<<<((((*******************************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 11/24/2010 -- 0 0
738 )))) ‘Al Gore’s “Inconvenient Truth”’ (((( 02/26/2007 -- 0 0
739 )))) “CERTIFIED MORON’S PRAYER” ((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 12/19/2007 -- 0 0
740 )))) “Clock The Turn Back Dummy” (Nightlight Spending) Dyslexic…! ! ! (((( 03/10/2007 10.0 1 0
741 )))) “EVEN IF THEY TORTURE ME” ((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/28/2008 -- 0 0
742 )))) “EXPERIMENTAL LONELINESS” ((((*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 11/13/2007 -- 0 0
743 )))) “HAIR-RAISING, HAUNTED, HILLARY HALLOWEEN” (((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/26/2007 -- 0 0
744 )))) “Hey Guys…., Christmas Is Over” (((( 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
745 )))) “HOAX” ((((( 'HOAX'/////~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
746 )))) “If This Is The Real World” (Renew My Fantasy) (((( 02/18/2007 10.0 3 0
747 )))) “IT’S ALL OVER” (BREATHING NO MORE) (((( 02/24/2007 10.0 2 0
748 )))) “Mentally Unstable Christmas” (((( (Rated 'S' for sick....! ! !) 12/22/2006 -- 0 0
749 )))) “NUCLEAR POWERED POT HEAD” ((((***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************+++ 03/05/2008 -- 0 0
750 )))) “One Christmas Morning We Made Love” (((( 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
751 )))) “Osama’s Accused Of Steroid And Hair Color Use” ((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****+++ 09/11/2007 -- 0 0
752 )))) “Snap Out Of The Trance People” ((((++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
753 )))) “THE BIG LIB DIDDLY SQUAT BEAT” ((((*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 03/13/2008 -- 0 0
754 )))) “THE OLD GEEZER AND THE KUMQUAT” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! ((((*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
755 )))) “Within The Bliss Of A Christmas Kiss” (((( 03/19/2007 8.0 1 0
756 )))) *** “THIS FIERY WORLD” (Haiku) ***((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~~~~~~~~+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
757 )))) **** $ “JESUS JUICE” $****((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
758 )))) ****^^^++> “PRAYER FOR ALL MANKIND ON CHRISTMAS”.((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************^*^*^*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
759 )))) ****+++ 'ALWAYS EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
760 )))) ~~~~ “ENTIRE BIBLE REENACTMENT” (DVD RELEASE DATE UNDETERMINED) ***********************************>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
761 )))) “DON’T BITCH ME OUT BABY”((((***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~((((( 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
762 )))) +++ “FREE SanFrancisco Morning Fog OFFER” +++(((( 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
763 )))) +++ “SO SORRY I STOOD YOU UP” +++((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/23/2007 -- 0 0
764 )))) +++ 'ROMANTIC DANCE' +++(((( 03/15/2007 10.0 1 2
765 ))))) “GOD IS A HELL OF A MAN” ((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
766 ))))) “JIHADISTS TO CANCEL CHRISTMAS IN THE U.S.” ((((( 10/03/2007 -- 0 0
767 ))))) “LIBERAL AND LOOSE CHRISTMAS” (((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~+++ 12/24/2007 -- 0 0
768 ))))) “TAX THE SUN” (((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
769 ))))) “VAMPIRE SLAM FEST” (Easter Sunday) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****(((( 04/07/2007 -- 0 2
770 ))))) ~~~~^^*** “Another Ho In The News” (((((~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~**********((((( 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
771 ))))) + “JOKE WITHOUT LAUGHTER” +(((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`? ? ? 08/22/2007 -- 0 0
772 ))))) +++ “The Day The Earth Was Destroyed” +++((((( 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
773 ))))) +++ 'INVITATION TO READ' +++(((((********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************+++ 06/17/2010 -- 0 0
774 ))))) === “The Ugly Effeminate Terrorist” ===(((((~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
775 )))))) “LOVE AND MORE LOVE, VALENTINE’S DAY STYLE” ((((((*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
776 )))))) “MY LOVER IS A SATIRE OF SATIRES” (((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 1
777 ))))))) “LOVE OUR LOVE” (LOL) ((((((((~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
778 ))))))) ## “STUPIDITYLAND” ##((((((((****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 12/06/2008 -- 0 0
779 )))))))))) “BIRTHDAY, BIRTHDAY, IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY” (((((((((((*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
780 ))))))))))))) “VENTRILOQUIST ISLAND” (((((((((((((((****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************+++ 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
781 ))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) “THEY CANCELED YOUR BIRTHDAY” (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**>>>+++ 01/12/2010 -- 0 0
782 * * * “I Am Guilty” (A sincere admission & apology) * * * 02/02/2007 10.0 1 0
783 * “Down Deep, Saddam Was Truly A Good Man” * 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
784 * “I LOVE A THEREMIN” * 08/10/2006 -- 0 1
785 *&*&))) “DROP THE BOMB, BABY” (((&*&*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 09/09/2007 -- 0 0
786 *) 'Land Of The Free, Home Of The Brave' (Ultra-patriotic) (((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
787 ** “Bad, Filthy, Stinky, Lousy Time” ** 01/28/2007 10.0 1 0
788 ** “CONGRATULATIONS XXXXXXXX, YOU ARE NOT ON THE MORON LIST” **++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 01/02/2010 -- 0 0
789 ** “Flash Gordon, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#3) ** 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
790 ** 'Peace Meal' ** 08/13/2006 -- 0 1
791 **% “Tickle Me Moron” %** 11/14/2006 -- 0 0
792 *** “D’ANGELICO-MASTER ‘POET’ OF GUITAR MAKERS” *** 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
793 *** “FEAR OF VICTORY” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~***********(((((? ? ? 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
794 *** “LOVE LIVES IN THE LIFE OF OUR LOVING LORD” ***************************************************************+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
795 *** “DOCTOR MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.” *** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/23/2010 -- 0 0
796 *** “FOUND A PAIR OF YOUR RED PANTIES” ***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 01/06/2008 -- 0 0
797 *** “GET IMMEDIATE HELP AFTER SCANNING THIS” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
798 *** “GOOD ‘OLE DIGITAL CHRISTMAS” **** 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
799 *** “HEY BABY, DO YOU WORK OUT”…..? ? ? **~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 01/17/2008 -- 0 0
800 *** “Mutha Natecha Is A Mutha” (Mother Nature Is A Mother) *** 03/09/2007 8.0 1 1
801 *** “My Dear Old Christmas Friend” *** 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
802 *** “Names Of My Personal Favorite PoemHunter Poets” *** 02/25/2007 10.0 2 0
803 *** “NOTHING IS PERFECT” ***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/10/2009 -- 0 0
804 *** “OUT-OF-MY-MIND, VALENTINE” *** 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
805 *** “THE ART OF THE FART” (By H. Dervish) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************* 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
806 *** “WONDROUS WEDDING PRAYER” ***++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++++++++++++++++++? ? ? 06/05/2007 -- 0 2
807 *** People Who Read Me Don’t Read T.M.” - Badda bing....! ! ! *** 02/09/2007 -- 0 0
808 ***#### “WATERSCREWING” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/21/2007 5.0 1 0
809 ***$$$ “IT’S THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (The new rage) $$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/12/2007 -- 0 0
810 ***$$$***$$$ “CAPITIALISM Verses SOCIALISM” $$$***$$$***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>$$$$ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
811 ***$$+ “B.O. & SMOKER’S BREATH TURNS ME ON” $$$~~~~~~~~~~~~******************++++====> 04/03/2007 -- 0 0
812 ***%% “COLD COUGHIN’ CHRISTMAS” %%*** 02/11/2007 10.0 1 0
813 ***%&% “T.M.'s Candid Interview With Cupid” (Valentine’s Day) %$%(((************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 02/14/2009 -- 0 0
814 ***&^% “Christmas Tree UFO Abductions Reported” %^&*** 02/21/2007 -- 0 0
815 ***))) “Al Qaeda Terrorists Endorse Speaker Pelosi’s Trip”~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~++++***((( 04/05/2007 -- 0 0
816 ***))) “NATIONAL DEFENSE” (((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/08/2007 -- 0 0
817 ***))) “PARIS RELEASED”....! ! ! ! (((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 06/07/2007 -- 0 1
818 ***))) “SANTA IS SAD” (Yes, another Christmas poem) (((***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
819 ***))) “WHIRLPOOL” (((*** +==================================~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`*********+++ 03/27/2008 -- 0 0
820 ***))) >>? ? “800 lb. Woman Falls, Collapses Building” ####~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***++*+*! ! ! ! >> 04/04/2007 -- 0 1
821 ***)))) “KISSY-WISSY” ((((*** 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
822 ***)))) ~~~~~~ “SAY GOODBYE TO NEXT CHRISTMAS” ~~~~~~(((((******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
823 **** “HOMELESS RAINDROP” **** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/10/2007 -- 0 0
824 **** “LEGACY OF CONSISTENT FAILURES” ***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************+++ 08/06/2010 -- 0 0
825 **** “UNPROTECTED KARAOKE & DISCO” ****>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
826 **** ~~~~~~~~~ “FAKEDOWN-SHAKEDOWN DANCE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
827 **** “Boycott Trade Martin Today” **** (He's very bad....! ! !) 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
828 **** “C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S*S*Y” ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~+++ 12/23/2007 -- 0 0
829 **** “EMPTY PANT SUIT” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****((( 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
830 **** “GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN TRIBUTE” **** +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**********************************>>>+++ 10/05/2008 -- 0 0
831 **** “H*O*P*E*L*E*S*S C*H*R*I*S*T*M*A*S” **** >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 12/10/2007 -- 0 0
832 **** “HORSE CIRCUMCISION & CARBON OFFSETS” **** 03/07/2007 10.0 1 0
833 **** “IMPEACH PRESIDENT BUSH” **** 02/20/2007 -- 0 0
834 **** “INSRIRATION TO START YOUR DAY” ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>> 04/02/2007 -- 0 0
835 **** “S*C*H*M*U*C*K*O*I*D” **** >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 10/04/2008 -- 0 0
836 **** “SPERM OF THE BLOODLESS CORPSE” ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************** 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
837 **** “SWEET CHRISTMAS IN THE MOONLIGHT” **** 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
838 **** SUBSTANCE ABUSE **** (Outragious) 02/07/2007 10.0 1 1
839 ****### “Global Warming to Snow Warning” ###**** 03/15/2007 -- 0 0
840 ****$$$ “The Eve Of Easter” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
841 ****))) 'BROOMATICUS' (((**** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/26/2008 -- 0 0
842 ****))) “Lovin’ The Christmas Glow Of The Winter Snow” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****))) 04/08/2007 -- 0 1
843 ****))) “Poet’s Requiem Mass” (Farewell to Roberta) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************((( 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
844 ****)))) “FIRE BALLS IN THE SKY” ((((****++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
845 ***** ‘Bin Laden Screams, “I Am The Real Father” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
846 ***** “? ? ? ? ? ? ? -I’VE HAD IT-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ” ***** 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
847 ***** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***((( 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
848 ***** “CALL IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT” *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
849 ***** “GUESS WHAT GOD? ” (For Lillian) *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/21/2011 -- 0 0
850 ***** “WINDMILLS OF HIS NAIVE MIND” (FOOL’S FANTASY) *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 06/17/2010 -- 0 0
851 ***** M*A*N*I*F*E*S*T*A*T*I*O*N ***** >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
852 *****%%%%% “PRAYER IN THE SCHOOLYARD” *********~~~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~(((( 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
853 *****)))) “ORANGE & CARNAGE” ((((*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
854 *****)))))) “HILLARY’S DEMONIC LAUGH” ((((((******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************>>>+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
855 ****** “HER DEMISE WAS INEVITABLE” ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 12/27/2007 -- 0 0
856 ****** “IMUS, YOU’RE FIRED” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$ 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
857 ****** “VENTRILOQUIST-LAND” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****++++(((( 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
858 ****** “BIRTHDAY LOVE” *******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
859 ****** “NUCLEAR RAINFALL” (HAIKU) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
860 ******* “PIZZA FOR CHRISTMAS” **************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
861 ******* 'Ode To The Benghazi Attack' ******* Trade Martin 01/21/2014 -- 0 0
862 ******** “BLOOD IN THE WATER” ********+++++++++++++++++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
863 *********** “HALLOWEEN DREAMIN’” ************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
864 ************** “ROCK N’ ROLL NEVER REMEMBERS TO FORGET” *********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 0
865 *************** “FOOLS” (A day made for you) **********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************+++ 04/01/2010 -- 0 0
866 ***********++ “SNOW JOB” ++****************++++++++++++++++++++++++###########################*****************************+++ 05/30/2009 -- 0 0
867 *********+++++~~~ “PEACE PITCH” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************((((? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
868 *******+++ “EVIL RIVER OF BLOOD” +++******* 03/23/2007 10.0 1 1
869 *******+++ “SAINT PATRICK’S CELEBRATION” +++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/17/2010 -- 0 0
870 *****--? ? ? {{“PIZZA JESUS UNVEILED BY GERMAN SPY”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~%$^%$^%$^>>>? ? ? 04/04/2007 -- 0 0
871 *****~~ “UFO SECRETS REVEALED” ~~***** (Haiku) 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
872 *****+++ “BIRTHDAY KISS” +++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/07/2009 -- 0 0
873 *****+++)))) >> “DIPLOMATIC GRANDMA” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>> 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
874 *****++++ “BIRTHDAY SEX” ++++*****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/13/2009 -- 0 1
875 ****~~~~~ “OUTSPOKEN HOWLIN’ DERVISH” ~~~***********~~~~~~~~~**********===+++? ? ? 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
876 ****+**** “MARTIAN GLOBAL WARMING” ****+**** 03/02/2007 -- 0 0
877 ****+*+* “PERVERTED CLONE” - Badda-bing....! ! ! *+*+****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
878 ****++ SPECIAL (RECORDED LIVE) COLUMBUS DAY COMEDY ++*********************************************************>>>>>>++++********************* 10/08/2007 -- 0 0
879 ****+++ “A*L*I*E*N O*F D*E*A*T*H” +++****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/19/2008 -- 0 0
880 ****>>> “Don’t Bother Me Unless It’s Over $100,000,000” *****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>++++? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
881 ***? >? >? >? > *** 03/03/2007 -- 0 0
882 ***^^^== “PLUCKING AND'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
883 ***~ “F+U+T+U+R+I+S+T+I+C D+R+E+A+M+L+A+N+D”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
884 ***~~~))) “GOIN’ CHRISTMAS LOONEY TUNES” ~~~~~~*******~~~~~+++++++? ? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
885 ***~~~~ *CELEBRATE+APRIL+FOOL’S+DAY* ~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
886 ***~~~~~~~~~ “MERE MORTAL MAN” ~~~~~~~~~~~***+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++*******************+++ 07/13/2009 -- 0 0
887 ***+++ “I LIKE OBAMA” +++***~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/09/2008 -- 0 0
888 ***+++ “JESUS IN THE HONKY TONK” +++*** 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
889 ***HOWLIN' ENTERS PROTECTION PROGRAM <~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** 03/30/2007 -- 0 0
890 **^^**=== “A Poem Emerging From The Depths Of Hell” ===***^^*** 03/09/2007 -- 0 0
891 *^ “Power Of Heaven” ^* 08/11/2006 -- 0 1
892 *^)))) “MOANIN’- GROANIN’ MOMMA” ((((^******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 10/06/2007 -- 0 0
893 *^*^((( “BON’T BE A DITCH” ))) ^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 10/16/2007 -- 0 0
894 *^*^*^ “PREGNANT POEM” ^*^*^* 02/26/2007 -- 0 1
895 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^ 'ZOMBIEISM IS IN VOGUE' ^*^*^^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>*************~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 01/12/2010 -- 0 0
896 *^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^~~~~~~> “Let’s Just Kill Each Other” ~~~~~? ? ? ? 03/24/2007 -- 0 0
897 *^*^*^++ “CURSE OF THE POET” ++^*^*^*>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? 08/18/2007 -- 0 0
898 *~~~~~ (OBAMA) “AUGUST FORTH, TWO-THOUSAND NINE” ~~~~~~*++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
899 *+*+*+ “‘TIS A SWEET CHRISTMAS” +*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++ 10/17/2007 -- 0 0
900 *+*+*+*+ “A CHRISTMAS HAIKU” +*+*+*+*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/29/2007 -- 0 0
901 .................................................…..TRICKY +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************** 05/14/2007 -- 0 0
902 ''''''''////// 'DON'T DUMP ON MY FRIEND'S POEMS' //////***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 01/11/2010 -- 0 1
903 ? ? “POEM SO MUNDANE, RHYMES IN VAIN, WITHOUT MEANING”? ? ***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>+++ 01/13/2008 -- 0 0
904 ? ? $$$$***))) “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME” ^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********((((? ? 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
905 ? ? ? “38 DEMOCRAT SENATORS VOTED AGAINST ENGLISH” ? ? ? ***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 04/06/2008 -- 0 0
906 ? ? ? “BIGGEST LIB WILL CAREFULLY SNOWBOARD JIHADISTS” ? ? ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 02/21/2008 -- 0 0
907 ? ? ? “DUFFLE BAG BLUES” ? ? ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? ? 04/13/2008 -- 0 0
908 ? ? ? “MY SECRET, COVERT LOVER” ? ? ? **************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********? ? ? 05/07/2008 -- 0 3
909 ? ? ? “SEX TAX” – Ba-da-Bang….! ! ! ? ? ? *************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 08/03/2009 -- 0 0
910 ? ? ? “WHO KNOWS”..? ? ? ? ? ? ******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++ 11/03/2007 -- 0 0
911 ? ? ? ***~~~~~ “LA-LA LAND” ~~~~~~~~~*******~~~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~? ? ? 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
912 ? ? ? ....... “WHAT THE HELL IS IT”……? ? ? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********>>>+++ 06/19/2008 -- 0 0
913 ? ? ? ? “YOU GUESS THE TITLE” ? ? ? ? *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 10/31/2007 -- 0 0
914 ? ? ? ? “IT IS WHAT IT ISN’T” ? ? ? ? *********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************+++ 05/05/2008 -- 0 0
915 ? ? ? ? ? “ARTIFICIAL TURMOIL AND FUN” (Lies) ? ? ? ? ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
916 ? ? ? ? ? “COCKADOODLE DOO AND-A PLOP, PLOP, PLOP” ? ? ? ? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******? ? ? ? ? 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
917 ? ? ? ? ? “LOVE ATTACKS YOU LIKE A MAFIA SHAKEDOWN” ? ? ? ? ? ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
918 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “SHOVEL-READY JOBS” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? *****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 08/24/2009 -- 0 0
919 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “GET WITH IT BABY” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
920 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? “BIRD BRAIN” $$$ 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
921 ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 'WHY SHOULD OUR PRESIDENT CARE” ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 03/12/2010 -- 0 0
922 ? ? ? ? +++>>> “HOMELAND INSECURITY”? ? ? ? +++>>>****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************>>>+++ 12/31/2009 -- 0 0
923 ? ? ? “EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED FROM ME”? ? ? *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********? ? ? ? ? 01/18/2008 -- 0 0
924 ? ? ? “MY BABY HIT ME WITH THE ‘F’ BOMB”? ? ? *******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************? ? ? 04/15/2008 -- 0 0
925 ? ? ?))))) ? ? ? “WHO IS THE KILLER”? ? ? (((((? ? ? *******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ? ? 11/21/2007 -- 0 0
926 ? ? ~~~~“LOVE IS IN TRANSIT”~~~~? ? 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
927 ? ? “THIGH WILL BE DONE” (I know, it’s ‘thy’) ? ? ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************+++ 04/17/2008 -- 0 0
928 ? “MASTURPOETICBATION”? ********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 08/02/2008 -- 0 0
929 ? ++? ? ? “WE AWAIT TWO THOUSAND NINE”? ? ? ++? ***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ? 01/01/2008 -- 0 0
930 @! @! @! @*** “A CHRISTMAS PARTY” ***@! @! @! @>************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************>>>>+++ 08/21/2007 -- 0 0
931 @#$%^&* “BALLAD OF AN INVALID SALAD” &^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 10/06/2009 -- 0 0
932 @#$%^&* “SENSUAL SHOOZY” *&^%$#@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/05/2009 -- 0 0
933 @#@# “F***-F***-F***-FELL” #@#@ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
934 @#@#$$^^~~~ “MEMBER AREA” (Forum w/decorum) *****+++++++++++++++++++++++~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++ 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
935 @$@ “WHEN YOU’VE BEEN DOWN THAT ROAD” – Bad-da Bing….! ! ! @$@**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
936 @@ “Ultimate Romantic Culture” @@ 01/25/2007 -- 0 3
937 @@**)) “GREATEST INTELLECTUALS ON POEMHUNTER” ((@@*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
938 @@@@ “The Culture Of Sexual Love” @@@@ 03/19/2007 10.0 1 0
939 @@@@ “WINTER WILL ARRIVE AGAIN” @@@@~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********** 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
940 @@@@###? ? ? >> “RESURRECTION REINACTMENT RESCHEDULED”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************++++ 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
941 @@@@? ? ? “HAPPY HALLOWEEN”? ? ? @@@@**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 07/27/2007 -- 0 0
942 @@@@@ “JUICY, JUICY LOVE” (XXX romance) @@@@@***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
943 @@@@@@@)))) “WHEN THE ARROGANT COME AROUND” ((((@@@@@@@@@@*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************+++ 01/27/2010 -- 0 0
944 @@@@@^^^ “SEXED WHILE YOU TEXT” ^^^@@@@@*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
945 [! ! ] You have 1823 unread messages! - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/19/2006 -- 0 0
946 \\ “SEXUAL CULTURE” // 10/18/2006 -- 0 0
947 \\*\*\\ “SICKENING, HATEFUL, LOVE” //*/*// 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
948 ^%$%^ “HATE IS LIKE TRUTH” (for you) ^%$%^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/05/2008 -- 0 0
949 ^%^% “Skinny Or Fat” %^%^ 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
950 ^%^% “THE REFLECTION OF CHRISTMAS LOVE” %^%^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 10/19/2007 -- 0 0
951 ^) ^) ^) ^) ++== “NIPPLE EFFECT” ==++(^(^(^(^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
952 ^*^*))) “SORRY SITUATION OF SENSUAL SADNESS” (((*^*^ >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/06/2007 -- 0 0
953 ^*^*^* “HEY GUYS & GALS, IT’S VALENTINE’S DAY” ^*^*^*~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 02/14/2010 -- 0 0
954 ^*^*^* “ZOMBIES - ZOMBIES” *^*^*^ ~~~~~~~~! ! ! ! ! ! #$#$#$ 03/26/2007 -- 0 1
955 ^*^*^* 'Ode To The Benghazi Slaughter' ^*^*^* (Historical) 01/21/2014 -- 0 0
956 ^*^*^*^)))) ‘Go-Go-Girl Admits, “I slept with Big Foot”’ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((? ? 04/09/2007 -- 0 0
957 ^*^*^*~~~~ “POETS FOR PEACE” (T.M.’s Ultimate Peace Poem) ~~~~~********! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ~~~~~~~~~~**************(((( 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
958 ^^ “TEASE” ^^ (Borderline preschool mentality) 09/26/2006 -- 0 1
959 ^^((((“SORROWFUL CHRISTMAS”)))) ^^*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************+++ 10/15/2007 -- 0 0
960 ^^^))) “SO MANY SONGS AND POEMS AGO” (((^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 10/11/2007 -- 0 0
961 ^^^* “POLL RESULTS AMERICANS ARE BETTER DISHWASHER’S” ++++? ? ? ? 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
962 ^^^*** “CLICK ON ME – CLICK ON ME” ***^^^~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~**********((((? ? ? 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
963 ^^^***^^^ “THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE” ^^^***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 01/22/2010 -- 0 0
964 ^^^***^^^*** “HIT ME BABY, HIT ME” ***^^^***^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/11/2009 -- 0 0
965 ^^^***^^^***>> “PIZZA FOR EASTER” >>>>^^^^^^^*****=======++++~~~~~~~~~> 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
966 ^^^^ “KRAZY GLUE SEX” ^^^^********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************+++ 08/04/2009 -- 0 0
967 ^^^^%%%% “BIRTHDAY LOVE” – Ba-Da-Bing %%%%^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
968 ^^^^)))) “BALL BEARING BABY BLUES” ((((^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/17/2007 -- 0 0
969 ^^^^))))) ***** “SILICONE SALLY” *****((((((^^^^ ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++**************************~~~~~+++ 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
970 ^^^^**** “I PICTURE YOUR FACE” ****^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
971 ^^^^****^^^~~~ “TOUCHED BY THE LOVE OF SPRING” ~~~~~******~~~~****~~~~****^^^^^^^^~~~~^*^*^*^*^*^*+++ 04/20/2007 -- 0 0
972 ^^^^***~~~ “INTERNET INCREASES BRAVERY 1000%” ~~~~~*****~~~~~~*****~~~~(((((~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/10/2007 -- 0 0
973 ^^^^***>>> “GRAND ‘OLE MOMS” (For Mother’s Day) ****^^^>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>? ? ? ? 05/12/2007 -- 0 0
974 ^^^^^ “I LOVE MY GLOVE” – (Passionate & romantic) ^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
975 ^^^^^*** “GOD MAY BE THE DEVIL OF HEAVEN” ***^^^^^+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 08/11/2007 -- 0 0
976 ^^^^^***)))) >>> “CHRISTMAS POET” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^+*+*+*+*(((>>> 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
977 ^^^^^***** “IF CHRISTMAS NEVER COMES AGAIN” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*** 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
978 ^^^^^^***&&>>> “BOP, BOP DOO WOP, A DOO WOP EASTER”==========~~~~~~~~~~**********>>>? ? ? 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
979 ^^^^^^^ “TRAVESTY OF A WOUNDED SHIP” ^^^^^^^^************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 12/08/2009 -- 0 0
980 ^^^^^^^))))))))))))))) “UNITED NATIONS” (((((((((((((((((^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************~+++ 01/30/2010 -- 0 0
981 ^^^^^^^^ “DEMON BEIN’” ^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/08/2009 -- 0 0
982 ^^^^^^^^^^ “WAR STRATEGY: BE GENTLE AND NICE” ^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 10/12/2009 -- 0 0
983 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ “LOVE, STUPID LOVE” ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
984 ^^^^^~~~~^^^))) “A PEACE LOVING LIBERAL’S FANTASY” ^^^***~~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~`~~~~````~~>>> 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
985 ^^^^^~~~~~ “HAPPY EASTER TO HOWLIN’ & ALDO”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************(((((? ? ? 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
986 ^^^^~~~~~ “Bird-Brained, Blues-Balls Bastard” ~~~~~^^^^ 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
987 ^^^^+++ “HAVE A SUPER EASTER” +++^^^^~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/04/2010 -- 0 0
988 ^^^~~ “WE MUST SUPPORT OUR TROOPS” *****************~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~*************! ! ! ! 04/21/2007 -- 0 0
989 ^^^~~~++ “POND SCUM” ++~~~^^^ ******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 09/30/2007 -- 0 0
990 ^~^~^~^ “DUMMY THE MUMMY” ^~^~^~^++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++****************************************+++ 01/14/2008 -- 0 0
991 ________#####~~~~~~_______________“Bye-bye Bi-baby, Bye-bye” 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
992 ``````###^^**%% “MIGHTY SLUT, THE ULTIMATE HO” %%**^^###~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>>>>>>>****************~~~~~~~~~~~*********************>>>>>>>? ? ? ? 04/26/2007 -- 0 0
993 ```````````````````````` “T+H+I+R+T+E+E+N+T+H” ````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````` 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
994 { “You Know, I Have Nine Choice Words For You” } 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
995 }} “Christmas Heroes Of America” (“Freedom’s Dream”) {{ 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
996 }}}*&*& “Outer Limits Of Sexual Pleasure” &*&*{{{ 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
997 }}}**** “Santa Meets The Homeless Hooker” ****{{{ 02/17/2007 -- 0 0
998 }}}}^^^*** “POETRY DANCE” ***^^^{{{{ 02/26/2007 10.0 1 0
999 ~ ‘Cool*Cruel*April*Fool’ ~ (Haiku) ****************************************************~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,000 ~ “DEAD (Dummy) BRAIN” Haiku ~ 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,001 ~ “Diary Of A Recovering Inept Liberal” ~ 03/17/2007 10.0 1 0
1,002 ~ “PoemHunter Soul” (Haiku tribute) ~ 10/04/2006 -- 0 1
1,003 ~)) “Nice Boot” ((~ 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,004 ~))) ((“TM’s 2007 “You Write The Lines” Poetry Game”)) (((~ 01/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,005 ~~ “JIVE MASTER CRASH” (The Attack Of The Chicago Blog) ~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 12/13/2008 -- 0 0
1,006 ~~ “Another Boring Christmas” ~~ 12/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,007 ~~ “I Miss The PoemHunter Regulars” ~~ 11/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,008 ~~ “METHANE” ~~ (Boom boom machine) 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,009 ~~ “Notorious Climax Faker” ~ 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,010 ~~ “Spiked Heeled Baby” ~~ 11/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,011 ~~ “Vaginal Bliss Blues” ~~ Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 1
1,012 ~~ “Who Cares? ” ~~ 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,013 ~~ “Woodstock Peace Bubble” ~~ (Urgent notice) 11/17/2006 -- 0 1
1,014 ~~ 'WAR, THE UNWANTED EVIL' ~~ 09/05/2006 -- 0 1
1,015 ~~# “Christmas Sucks If You’re An Idiot” #~~ 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,016 ~~))) “Christmas Wishing Well” (((~~ 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,017 ~~****~ Bin Laden Praises Pelosi’s Visit” ************^^^^^^^^^+++++++++~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~$$$$(((( 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,018 ~~@~~ “Two Thousand Seven” (Haiku) ~~@~~ 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,019 ~~~ “EVIL RIVER OF BLOOD” ~~~ ****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************+++ 06/04/2008 -- 0 2
1,020 ~~~ “SPRING HAS BEEN CANCELLED” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~ 04/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,021 ~~~ “THE GREAT NOEL” ~~~******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********+++ 10/13/2009 -- 0 0
1,022 ~~~ “CAT IN THE DARK” ~~~ (Sinister tale of appetite...! ! !) 01/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,023 ~~~ “Cock A Doodle Don’t” (Haiku) ~~~ (Cock protester) 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,024 ~~~ “CONSTITUTION DAY” ~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
1,025 ~~~ “DECEPTIONAL” (New T.M. word) ********************************************~~~~~~~~+++ 04/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,026 ~~~ “L*O*V*E*R OF L*O*V*E – YOU ARE MY LOVER” ~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********+++ 08/14/2009 -- 0 0
1,027 ~~~ “Methamphetamine” ~~~ 09/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,028 ~~~ “Romance Sickness” ~~~ 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,029 ~~~ “THE DEVIL LOVES YOU” ~~~ 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,030 ~~~ “UPLIFTING NEWS ON SADDAM'S VIDEO” ~~~ (Unbelievable) 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,031 ~~~*** “The Micro-Poet Laureate” ~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,032 ~~~*** “Love Voyage” ++++++++^^^***^^^~~~~~ 03/23/2007 10.0 1 0
1,033 ~~~******)))) “INTO THE RIDICULOUS” ***********~~~~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~***********((((( 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,034 ~~~@@@ “Pussy’s Hungry” (Feline hypoglycemia) @@@~~~ 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,035 ~~~~ “JUST TWO EMPTY SUITS” ~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************+++ 09/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,036 ~~~~ *We All Know Who We Are - Let’s Enjoy Our Day* ~~~~ 03/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,037 ~~~~ “CALL IT THE WAY YOU SEE IT” ~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************+++ 10/16/2009 -- 0 0
1,038 ~~~~ “CHRIST AND COLUMBUS” ~~~~~**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************+++ 10/12/2009 -- 0 0
1,039 ~~~~ “CHRIST’S CHRISIS” (Chocolate Jesus) ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,040 ~~~~ “EASTER to NOR'EASTER” ~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? ? *************~~~~~~~~~~~+++++++++++++ 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,041 ~~~~ “EVERYDAY I THANK THE LORD FOR MY MOM” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 05/10/2008 -- 0 0
1,042 ~~~~ “EVIL MURDERERS” (Today’s tragedy) ~~~~~~~~**********~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,043 ~~~~ “GET OUTA HERE BABY” ~~~~**************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************+++ 01/19/2008 -- 0 0
1,044 ~~~~ “Global Warming-Please Come Back” ~~~~ 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,045 ~~~~ “God Bless King Wackadoo” ~~~~~ 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,046 ~~~~ “Here He Comes A-Howlin’ Again” (for Christmas) ~~~~~ 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,047 ~~~~ “No” (Inspired by Ms. Martina) ~~~~ 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,048 ~~~~ 'Was Elvis Singing Gospel, Racial'....? ? ? ~~~~~~********~~~~~~~~~******~~~~~(((? ? 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,049 ~~~~$$ “Lost In The Forest Of Your Love” $$~~~~~ 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,050 ~~~~))) “DEEP IN THE BALLS OF ME” (((~~~~~ 03/16/2007 2.0 1 0
1,051 ~~~~**** “College Mass Murder” (Haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~**********+++++++++++***~~~ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,052 ~~~~**** “No Ho Like A Snow Ho” ~~~~~~~******++++++++++******~~~~~~~ 04/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,053 ~~~~****** “Elvis Is Mad At Jesus” ******~~~~~ 03/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,054 ~~~~****++ “THY WILL BE DONE” ~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************+++ 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,055 ~~~~^^^ “PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS EYES” ^^^~~~~ 02/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,056 ~~~~~ “ADOLESCENT POEM” ~~~~~ 03/09/2007 10.0 1 0
1,057 ~~~~~ “POOF, IT’S A SPOOF” ~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********+++ 04/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,058 ~~~~~ “COCOA SCAM # 339 T.M. ANSWER LETTER” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************~~~~~~~~***+++ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,059 ~~~~~ “EASTER ON MARS” ~~~~~**************************************************************************************+++ 04/04/2009 -- 0 0
1,060 ~~~~~ “ELVIS’ NINE COMMANDMENTS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~************++++ 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,061 ~~~~~*** 'DEMISE OF BEES' ~~******~~~~~~~~****~~~~~~*****~~~~~*******~~~ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,062 ~~~~~******** “INSRIRATION FOR EASTER SUNDAY” ***********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~^^^^^^^^++++ 04/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,063 ~~~~~*******/// “It’s S.P.R.I.N.G.” (Innovative haiku) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>+++ 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
1,064 ~~~~~~ “FUNNY HONEY” (You’re my favorite bunny) ~~~~~~~~*****************************************************************************************************+++ 10/24/2009 -- 0 0
1,065 ~~~~~~ “PALM SUNDAY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****** 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,066 ~~~~~~#$% “POEM LOAN” (Low interest) %$#~~~~~ 03/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,067 ~~~~~~**))) “Gang Bangin’ In The Hood” (Haiku) ****~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,068 ~~~~~~***** “CAPITAL PUNISHMENT FOR IMUS” ~~~~~****~~~***~~~~+++++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,069 ~~~~~~***** “SLIMY-SKINNED BOAS” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************^^^^++++~~~~~~~~~~~~((((? ? ? 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,070 ~~~~~~***** “The Bird Brain Nut People” *****~~~~~ 03/13/2007 10.0 1 0
1,071 ~~~~~~*****))) “SUICIDE BOMBER’S PRAYER” (Brainwashed jihadist’s mind) ~~~~~~~~~~***************^^^^^^^^^++++~~~~ 04/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,072 ~~~~~~****++))) “BEDBUGS AND PARLO-TICKS” ((((~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~~~~****(((( 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,073 ~~~~~~^^^^)) “I Don’t Need Your Disrespect” ((^^^^~~~~~~ 03/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,074 ~~~~~~~ “MY PLAYER PIANO” ~~~~~~~~~~ ******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************+++ 06/06/2008 -- 0 0
1,075 ~~~~~~~ “Slip Of The Tongue” ~~~~~~~~ 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,076 ~~~~~~~ “METHANE” ~~ (Boom boom machine) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,077 ~~~~~~~****++))) “FIRST PERVERT” ~~~~~~~~~~*******+++++++~~~~~~***** 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,078 ~~~~~~~~ “I DO BABY, BABY I DO” ~~~~~~~~*****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************+++ 03/12/2010 -- 0 1
1,079 ~~~~~~~~ “SCOTT MERELY WON BECAUSE OF HIS TRUCK” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 01/20/2010 -- 0 0
1,080 ~~~~~~~~ “LAP DANCES FOR JIHADISTS” (FREE) ~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~************* 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,081 ~~~~~~~~~**** “Tribute Our Warrior Heroes” ~~~~~~~~~~~~**************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,082 ~~~~~~~~~^^^~~~~~~~~~~~**** “BATTLE GLOBAL WARMING” 03/20/2007 -- 0 0
1,083 ~~~~~~~~~~******+++ “CORRECTION & SPELLING POLICE” (Urgent notice) ~~~~++++++**************************~~~~ 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,084 ~~~~~~~~~~~ “BIRTHDAY SUIT” ~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********************************+++ 07/31/2009 -- 0 0
1,085 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “TEXTING WHILE SEXING” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~******************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 03/06/2010 -- 0 0
1,086 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ “PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL” ~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~~~*************((((? ? 04/13/2007 -- 0 1
1,087 ~~~~~~~“CONSTITUTION HAIKU”~~~~~~~~~***********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 09/29/2009 -- 0 0
1,088 ~~~~~~~”If Dervish Gets You Nervish From His Servish”**************** 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,089 ~~~~~~> “POEMHUNTER BITCH SLAPDOWN” (New) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/22/2007 -- 0 1
1,090 ~~~~~+++ “How To Capitalize On A Situation” (Like the Imus story) +++++++~~~~~~~~~~*********~~~^*^*? ? ? ? 04/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,091 ~~~~“FREE DNA TESTING” (Howlin’ is not eligible) ~~~~ 03/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,092 ~~~~+++ 'Dear Jesus Hold Us Together' +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,093 ~~~~>>> “800 lb. Woman Falls, House Collapses” ~~~~~~~~~*******)))) +++++>>>$$$$$$$$ 04/03/2007 -- 0 1
1,094 ~~~++ “Whoa, Forget It Ho, Go With The Flow” ~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,095 ~~~+++ “YOU’RE A NAMIST” +++~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************+++ 09/17/2009 -- 0 0
1,096 ~~“High Definition Ignorance”~~ 09/17/2006 -- 0 1
1,097 ~“Apology to Whores and a Comment For Virgins” ~~~~******```````````*******~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/13/2007 -- 0 2
1,098 ~“Former Famous Presidential Quote”~ Badda bing...! ! ! 09/26/2006 -- 0 1
1,099 ~++))) “Comet Disaster Of 2008” (((++~ 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,100 ~+++~ “When Lord Jesus Rules Your Soul” (Haiku) ~+++~ 01/27/2007 -- 0 1
1,101 ‘And Jesus Whispered, “Forgive Him Father” (“He is beyond our help”) ’ 03/05/2007 -- 0 1
1,102 ‘Edwards promises, “He Will Raise Taxes” – He’s real sharp’….! ! ! 02/04/2007 10.0 1 0
1,103 ‘GORE EXCLAIMS’, “KARAOKE INCREASES GLOBAL WARMING” 03/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,104 ‘JUDGE SAYS, “DR. DEATH WILL GET LIFE”….! ! ! +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 06/01/2007 -- 0 1
1,105 “*** 'My Baby Took Off With Jesus” - Lucky Her, Lonely Me*** 09/05/2006 -- 0 1
1,106 “\\(4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ - #♪ ♫ ♪ - “MUSIC - MUSIC - MUSIC” - #♪ ♫ ♪ - (4/4) ♫ ♪ ♫ ♪ ♫ //” 08/01/2009 -- 0 0
1,107 “5*7*2*4*6*5*7*6*0*9” (Cryptically coded for space aliens) 03/14/2010 -- 0 0
1,108 “A Crescent Moon, A Cloud, And A Tiny Star” 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,109 “A Liberal’s Wrath” 07/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,110 “A Loose Caboose Makin’ Love To A Blue Kangaroo” (Without protection) 01/09/2007 10.0 1 0
1,111 “A Short Parody On Myself”- Badda bing….! ! ! 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,112 “A Slug Who Became A Slut” (Wayward Slug Home) 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,113 “Abyss On Christmas” (You can't get sadder than this...! ! !) 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,114 “ACLU Christmas Cancellation Petition” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,115 “After The Bang” (unisexversion) – Badda bing…! ! ! 11/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,116 “Ain’t Nothin’ Like A Message From Sean North” 12/30/2006 10.0 4 0
1,117 “Al Qaeda Approves Election Results” 11/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,118 “AL QAEDA DOESN’T HAVE TIME TO PLAN AN ATTACK”++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******>>>>+++ 07/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,119 “ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS A SEAN NORTH POEM”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,120 “All I Want For Christmas Is My Boob Job Refund” - Badda bing….! ! ! 12/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,121 “All PoemHunter Poets Please Consider This” 01/09/2007 10.0 2 0
1,122 “Almighty Forfeits Credibility” (Clash Of The Gods) - Big Badda Bing...! ! ! 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,123 “AlQaeda Endorses Pelosi’s New Seat” - Badda huh....? ? ? 01/01/2007 -- 0 1
1,124 “An Ode To Money Owed And Blowed”-Badda bing...! ! ! 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,125 “An Ultra-Sincere, Open Letter To Scam Artists” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,126 “Anathematized Love” 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,127 “Another Bout With The Feeling Of Doubt” 10/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,128 “Another Mate ~ Won’t Wait” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,129 “ANTI WRITER’S BLOCK STEROID” 10/19/2006 -- 0 1
1,130 “Anti-Terrorism Pill” – Badda bing…! 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,131 “Apology Tutorial For Offensive Remarks Against The ‘Other’ Religion”…! ! ! >~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************>>>+ 08/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,132 “As The Magical Mist Of Christmas Fades Into Global Warming” 01/09/2007 10.0 1 0
1,133 “ATHEISTS THINK THIS IS DECEMBER FOOL’S DAY” 12/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,134 “Attention Financial Deals, Our Negotiable Amount Is Now Lower” 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,135 “Attention Scam Artists Looking For Monetary Help From Poets” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,136 “Attention You Jerk, Here’s Another Negative Reader Comment” 03/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,137 “ATTENTION, All Fine PoemHunter Poets” (Poem game) 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,138 “Attention: Bombshell Coming At 6: 00pm EST” 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,139 “Baboon On The Moon” (Haiku for a psycho) – Badda bing….! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,140 “Baby Boomer Terrorist Health Care” – Badda bing…! ! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,141 “BABY GOT MAD AT GRANDPA ON CHRISTMAS” 12/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,142 “Badda Bing Christmas” – Badda bing….! ! ! 12/24/2006 -- 0 1
1,143 “Ballad Of The Indestructible Goose” (Nut house stuff) 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,144 “Balloon Boobed Baby With The Badda Bing Booty” 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,145 “Best Incorrect Haiku First Prize Winner” (Runner up) 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,146 “Big Bang Boom Baby” (Two Haikus) -Badda bing....! ! ! PG-13 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,147 “BIG BANGIN’ BAD BANG” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,148 “Big Time Jihadist Blues”- Badda bing..! ! 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,149 “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************>>>>> 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,150 “BIG-LIB MENTAL GIANT, ROSIE & MICHAEL’S LEFT-WING VIEWS”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~+++++ 06/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,151 “Bitter Ending Love” (A serious set of lyrics) 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,152 “Bless Me With The Grace Of Your Love” 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,153 “Bless Our Love Saint Valentine” 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,154 “Blood Donors & Ventriloquists Are Being Sought” 01/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,155 “BLOOD” (Haiku) 12/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,156 “BOLD & OLDLIBERALISM ON THE MOVE” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,157 “BOOMIN’, BIG BALLOON BUSTED, BOMBASTIC, BADDA-BING BANGIN’ BABY” ****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>+++ 11/28/2008 -- 0 0
1,158 “Bozoism For Dummies' - by a bozo - Badda bing! 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,159 “BRAIN DEAD THOUGHTS” 11/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,160 “Brain Laser Intervention For Lobotomy Victims” (Free) - Badda bing...! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,161 “Bucked Off By The Big Buckin’ Bull” 10/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,162 “Cactus Heart” 01/05/2007 -- 0 1
1,163 “Calculate How Long Your Lover Will Stick Around” (Amazing) 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,164 “Capping Volcanoes & Sun Spots Will Stop Global Warming” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,165 “CAREFREE LIFE OF A JIHADIST” (72 Rosie O’Donnells) 04/22/2008 -- 0 0
1,166 “Caution, This May Be Radioactive” (The first HD-haiku) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,167 “CELL PHONE RESEARCH” - Badda Boom....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,168 “Certified Anti-Fool Tablet” 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,169 “CERTIFIED KOOK” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,170 “CHOCOLATE NUDE FOOLS” (R-XXX+) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,171 “Christmas Demolition Momma”- Badda bing….! ! ! 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,172 “CHRISTMAS EARTHQUAKE” (Praise Jesus Christ....! ! !) 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,173 “CHRISTMAS FOR INDIVIDUALS WHO EARN OVER $723,000 A YEAR” >>>+++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************>>>>++++ 07/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,174 “CHRISTMAS FOR PEOPLE WHO EARN LESS THAN $2,000,020 A YEAR” (Adjusted Gross Income) *********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*********>>>+++ 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,175 “Christmas In A Snowstorm Of Love” 12/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,176 “Christmas In Iraq Study Group” (Smart, qualified panel?) (2 Haikus) 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,177 “CHRISTMAS IS APPROXIMATELY 211 DAYS AWAY” +++>>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>? ? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,178 “Christmas Isn’t Christmas While You’re Gone” 11/30/2006 -- 0 2
1,179 “CHRISTMAS KISS” 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,180 “CHRISTMAS MORON”- Badda bing….! ! ! 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,181 “Christmas Push Up Bra” - Badda bing.....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,182 “Christmas Pussy” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,183 “CHRISTMAS SACRIFICE” 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,184 “Christmas Slug” - (Badda bing & a chug a lug a lug....! ! !) 12/16/2006 -- 0 1
1,185 “Christmas Snow In April With All The Global Warming' >>>~~~~~~***********************>>>? ? ? ? ? ? ? 04/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,186 “CHRISTMAS SO BLUE” 12/16/2006 10.0 1 0
1,187 “Christmas Sucks For The Homeless” (3 Haikus) 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,188 “Christmas Time For A Slug” -Badda bing....! ! ! 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,189 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #1 (Six stanzas) 12/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,190 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #2 (six stanzas) 12/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,191 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” #3 (In six stanzas) 12/24/2006 10.0 1 0
1,192 “Christmas Wishes For My Poemhunter Friends” Stanzas #4,5 & 6. 12/25/2006 1.0 1 0
1,193 “Claims He Had Close Ties With The Deceased Legend” 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,194 “Cleanse Me with The Mercy Of Your Love Dear Lord” 01/08/2007 10.0 1 0
1,195 “Cloning Of Snow a/k/a Snow Cloning” (Unbelievable….! ! !) 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,196 “Cold Turkey Terrorist Rehab & Retirement Facility” - Badda Bing...! ! ! 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,197 “Common Sense Versus Ignorance” - Badda bing bang boom....! ! ! 12/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,198 “Complaint Department” – Badda bing….! ! ! 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,199 “Confessions Of A Bungled Semi-Suicidal Moron” (Paragraph seven) 12/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,200 “Confidential Letter To Another Lifetime” 01/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,201 “Conflict Beyond Our Lifetime” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,202 “COOL VIEWS FOR CERTIFIED IDIOTS” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,203 “Correct Syllable Count For A Hiaku” (Attention haiku convention) 01/09/2007 -- 0 1
1,204 “Correct Syllable Count For A 'Prize-Winning' Hiaku” (On planet Earth) 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,205 “Cosmic Cloned Methane Fart” (Battery operated) 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,206 “COULD LIFE MERELY BE A MULTI-DIMENSIONAL ILLUSION”…..? ? ? 06/05/2008 -- 0 0
1,207 “COURAGEOUS CHRISTMAS” (Sincere Thanks To Our Troops) 02/19/2007 10.0 1 0
1,208 “Covert Members And Poetic Spies Please Reveal Yourselves Below” 02/06/2007 10.0 1 0
1,209 “CREATEANEWRELIGION.COM” - Badda bing...! ! ! 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,210 “DAWNING OF GLOBAL YAWNING” (Fluctuations) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,211 “Deals Under 200,000,000,000 Need Not Apply” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,212 “Death Awaits Our Final Bow” 10/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,213 “Death Ray” (Haiku) 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,214 “DEATH TO LIFE” 07/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,215 “Deep In The Dungeon Of Death” 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,216 “Deepest, Sweetest, Secrets” 07/13/2006 -- 0 1
1,217 “Delaying The Inevitable” (With this evil war) 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,218 “Demise Of Stupidity” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,219 “DERVISH & SUPER HEROES HONOR JESUS FOR EASTER” ~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 04/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,220 “DID YOU ACTUALLY KNOW JIM JONES OR DAVID KORESH”…..? ? ? 02/23/2009 -- 0 0
1,221 “Dirt In My Microwave” (the ultimate put-down) Badda bing…! ! ! 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,222 “Discover And Check Over Four Billion” (It's Easy....! ! !) 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,223 “DNA Of Christmas” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,224 “DOCTOR, WHETHER YOU’RE A SUICIDE BOMBER OR NOT” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,225 “DOES JIMMY CARTER MAKE THE LIBERALS PROUD”…..? ? ? 04/16/2008 -- 0 0
1,226 “Doesn’t Anyone Get The Haiku Syllable Count Right”…? ? ? 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,227 “DON’T INCREASE GLOBAL WARMING ON A BELATED VALENTINE’S DAY”>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************>>>+++ 02/14/2008 -- 0 0
1,228 “DON’T LOVE ME LIKE THAT” (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,229 “DON’T MISS THE SAGA OF THE MOON GODDESS” (COMING SOON) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,230 “Doo Wop Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,231 “DOOM And The TIDE Of DEATH” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,232 “Dreamless” (Haiku) 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,233 “Dumb & Free Or Free & Dumb? ” – Badda Bing..! 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,234 “Ebonics Versus Woponics” (A Farce To Be Ridiculous) 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,235 “ELUSIVE GUITAR CHORD” 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,236 “ELVIS’ NINE COMMANDMENTS” (30 years today) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 08/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,237 “Emotionally Evil” 07/13/2006 -- 0 1
1,238 “Envisioning An Invisible Object” 10/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,239 “Equine Exorcism” (Haiku) 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,240 “EVERYDAY IS APRIL FOOL’S DAY FOR *** *****” 06/10/2009 -- 0 0
1,241 “Everyone Knows One And Has One” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,242 “Everyone’s A Poet” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,243 “Evil Prayer” (Of The Diabolic Empires) 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,244 “EXPERT BRAIN REPAIR & SERVICE” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/01/2007 -- 0 1
1,245 “Experts Succeed Moving Whales Back To Sea (And Rosie Off The View) ” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>? ? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,246 “Extra-mental***, Experimental, Exceptional, Expedition” 01/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,247 “Extraterrestrial Poem Of Stupidity” (Political Sci-Fi) - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,248 “EXTRATERRESTRIALS DECLARE WAR ON ALL EARTHLY RELIGIONS” 08/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,249 “Extremely Angry” 07/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,250 “Extremely Bothered By Spying” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,251 “Facade Of Evil” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,252 “Fallen Angel Sluts Steal Harps” - Badda bing...! ! 08/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,253 “Fantasy Interview With A Professional Terrorist“ (Labor Of Pure Hatred) 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,254 “February Fourteenth” (A Valentine's day of true love) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,255 “Fictitious Dream I Can’t Remember” 10/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,256 “Filthy, Dirty, Poem” (“Filthiest Poem In Creation”) Rated XXX 06/23/2006 -- 0 2
1,257 “FINALLY >> A POEM TO ELEVATE US LOW-LIFES” -Badda-bing....! ! ! ***********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************>>>+++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,258 “Find Your True Love Valentine In Three Minutes” (It works….! ! !) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,259 “Flash Gordon, Howlin’, King Wackadoo And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#13/4) 03/15/2007 6.3 3 0
1,260 “Flash, Dervish And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming” (#5) 02/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,261 “Flash, Howlin’And The Lone Ranger On Global Warming”(#4) 02/28/2007 10.0 1 0
1,262 “Flying Saucer Crashes Before Christmas” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,263 “FOOLS EVE” (List of Fools) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**** 03/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,264 “FREE ADVERTISING ON POEMHUNTER TOO? ? ? ' 03/09/2007 3.0 1 0
1,265 “Free Bozo Lessons” - (you pay shipping) – Badda bing! 08/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,266 “FREE TOWEL CLEANING FOR TERRORISTS” >>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/08/2007 -- 0 1
1,267 “G*O*D B*L*E*S*S A*L*L P*O*E*M*H*U*N*T*E*R M*O*T*H*E*R*S” +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,268 “Generic Prayer To All Gods Of The Universe” (ALL GODS LISTEN) 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,269 “Genocide Of Hangnails” (A previously unspoken subject) 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,270 “Get Real Poets” (All sane people hate war) 08/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,271 “Ghost In My Vodka” (In 3 Dimension HD) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,272 “Go Israel Go” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,273 “Go Screw” 08/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,274 “God Bless The Naive” 10/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,275 “God Bless The Totally Lame UN” 07/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,276 “God Has A Problem” (Urgent God Business) 09/01/2006 -- 0 2
1,277 “God Has Writer’s Block” (Haiku) 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,278 “'GOD IS GREAT” (Comparison shopping) -Badda bing…! ! ! 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,279 “God Loves His I-Pod” (That He got for Christmas) 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,280 “GOD OF ALL GODS” (The God that other Gods answer to) 01/25/2007 -- 0 1
1,281 “Goo Gah Goo Haiku” (Pre-natal 1st runner up award in North Korea) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,282 “Goobie Ba Boo Be Boo” – Badda bing….! ! ! 02/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,283 “Good Head – Bad Head (versus) Good Cop – Bad Cop” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,284 “Got A Soul…? ? ? Need A Mate”….? ? ? (Call now….! ! !) 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,285 “Government Warning” -(Rated 'M' for mindless) 11/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,286 “GRANDMA GOT PREGNANT DURING AN INTERMISSION OF “IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE' ON CHRISTMAS” 12/17/2009 -- 0 0
1,287 “Grandma Got Pregnant On Christmas This Year” - Badda bang....! ! ! 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,288 “Great Global Warming Swindle” Video (URGENT....! ! !) 03/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,289 “GREY EXTRATERRESTRIALS TINTED GREEN FOR ST. PAT’S DAY’ 03/17/2009 -- 0 0
1,290 “Groundhog Bored* Of Directors Nominates Me” - Badda bing.....! ! ! 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,291 “Haiku Expert With PhD, MgA, IrP, & DdT, Sets Seminar Date” 01/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,292 “Hail Cosmetology…., Our New Religion” –Badda bing….! ! ! 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,293 “Hail Radical Stupidity” (Arithmatholgy) –Badda bing…! ! ! 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,294 “Halloween Is Over” (Praise The Lord) 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,295 “Halloween Witch On Broom Collides With Christmas Santa”-Badda bing..! ! 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,296 “Hello Valentine” (Haiku) 01/21/2007 -- 0 0
1,297 “Hey Stupid, You’ve Got A New Reader Comment, From Yourself” 01/27/2008 -- 0 0
1,298 “Hezbollah Is A Wonderful Terrorist Organization” 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,299 “High Definition Heteroscope” - Badda bing, but what the hell...? ? 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,300 “HIS RUSTED MIND IS AN APOCRYPHAL CLICHÉ” >>>+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,301 “HOLIDAY YULETIDE DREAMIN’” 12/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,302 “Honka Bonkas Of The Tookas” –Badda bing..! ! ! 10/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,303 “Hooker Screws Covert Agent And Stuffs Her Bra With Anthrax” 03/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,304 “Hookers Attack Al Qaeda Bombers” - Badda bing....! ! ! 09/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,305 “Hot Hamster Henry Hits Hamster Heaven” 01/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,306 “Howlin’ Dervish” (Inspired by Aldo Krass) 03/01/2007 10.0 1 0
1,307 “Hump Of A Camel”a/k/a (A Camel’s Hump) -Badda bing…! ! ! 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,308 “Humpy The One Hump Camel” (Haiku) - Badda bing…! ! ! 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,309 “Hussein’s Really Not A Bad Tyrant” 11/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,310 “I Can’t Blame You (For Not Reading Me) So If You’re Smart, Don’t Read This” 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,311 “I Know I’m Nuts, Because 3 Squirrels Attacked Me” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,312 “I Love Christmas Like I Love You” 12/13/2006 -- 0 2
1,313 “I Love Your Pheromones” (Haiku) 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,314 “I Pod, Bi Pod, Tri Pod, Your Pod, My Pod, High Pod, Why Pod” 03/26/2007 10.0 1 0
1,315 “I SURRENDER” 07/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,316 “I Wanna Get Witchchoo For Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! ! 02/10/2007 -- 0 1
1,317 “I Want To Give The Devil Polonium 215 For Christmas” 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
1,318 “I WILL NOT BE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY HARM IT MAY CAUSE, SO PLEASE DON’T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS” 06/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,319 “I Would Be Extremely Embarrassed” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************** 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,320 “I’d Rather Not See You Now” (Love & Romance) 08/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,321 “I’M EXTREMELY OPTIMISTIC ABOUT AMERICA” (T.M.,2000) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~***************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~+++ 07/25/2007 -- 0 0
1,322 “I’m On My Own Ban List” - Badda ban bing.....! ! ! 12/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,323 “I’m Read Just By Mistake” (Haiku #1 & #2) 12/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,324 “I’m Ready For The Candy Baby” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,325 “I’veFallenInLoveWithYourPicture” 11/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,326 “Idiot’s Guide To Successful Suicide” - FREE....! ! ! ! 01/08/2007 -- 0 1
1,327 “Idiot's Quick & Easy Solution On Pollution & Global Warming” 02/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,328 “If Creativity Could Speak” (Would would it say…? ? ?) 01/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,329 “If I Die Before We Meet” 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,330 “If It Only Would Rain” 07/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,331 “If Possible, Do Not Memorize These Ridiculous Phrases” 07/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,332 “If The Mafia Ruled The World” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,333 “If You Don’t Like This Poem, My Next One’s Free” (In HD) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,334 “IF YOU DON’T TELL ME” (Haiku) 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,335 “If You Kill Me On Christmas” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,336 “IN THE TOILET” (Rockabilly bathroom romance) 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,337 “INSANE GIANT WATERMELON FINDS JESUS AFTER ATTACKING BRAIN SURGEON” 09/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,338 “Inspirational Christmas” 12/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,339 “Is BinLaden Sad Or Gay? ” (or dead..? ?) 09/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,340 “Israel Gave Up The Gaza Strip” (For What?) 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,341 “Israel Is Absolutely Right” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,342 “It Could Be Raining On The Moon” 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,343 “It Won’t Be A Merry Christmas” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,344 “IT’S ‘ALL I AM IS JUST ME’” (Haiku) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 07/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,345 “It’s A Secret” (We can never reveal it....! ! !) 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,346 “IT’S FUN TO BE A BIG SLUT ON CHRISTMAS” (Snow Ho) +++**************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************++++ 08/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,347 “Jackie Mason Is A Total Trip” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,348 “JESUS CAME BETWEEN US” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
1,349 “Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss, Jj Ee Ss Uu Ss” *+*+*+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~> 03/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,350 “JOHN (NO SHOT) EDWARDS, KEEP YOUR DAY JOB”+++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>+++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,351 “Jonathan, Tell Me You’re Kidding..., Please” – Badda bing…! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,352 “JUST PUT YOUR BLOUSE ON” (We don’t have time to find your bra) 05/08/2008 -- 0 0
1,353 “Karaoke Experts Report On Embryonic Stem Cell Global Warming Phones” 02/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,354 “Keep The Spirit Of Christmas Alive” 09/04/2006 -- 0 1
1,355 “Kidnap Satan” (Rated XXX for violence) 10/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,356 “King Wackadoo And Superman Break Up The Slapdown” {Super hero series} (c) 03/22/2007 10.0 1 0
1,357 “King Wackadoo Unveils The Latest Super Hero ‘ULTIMATE PUSSY’”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> 03/29/2007 -- 0 0
1,358 “Kiss Of Jesus” 12/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,359 “KLANGFARBENMELODIE” ♫ ♫ - ♪ ♫ ♪ ++*************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************+++ 02/29/2008 -- 0 0
1,360 “Klu Klux Klan Rejects Season Changes And Global Warming” 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,361 “Labeled Inept By An Ultra Professional Poetry Teacher” - Badda bing….! ! ! 12/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,362 “Labor Of Hate” (Fantasy Interview With A Pro Terrorist) 08/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,363 “Learthess HomePunter & Loempess” (Dyslexic Moronism) 03/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,364 “Leave Hitler Alone, He’s A Very Nice Guy” 09/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,365 “Let’s All Sing The Circumcision Song” (Educational Material) 03/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,366 “Let’s Appease North Korea Again”-Bingo…! ! ! 10/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,367 “Liberal Lament” (Iraq or Wal-Mart? ?) 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,368 “Lighten Up And Make The Best Of It” (Optimism Is Alive…! ! !) 01/27/2007 10.0 1 0
1,369 “Listen Up Patriots” 07/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,370 “Listless Christmas” (For a dear friend's sorrow) 12/05/2006 10.0 1 0
1,371 “LIVIN’ IN THE GLORY OF THE LORD” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,372 “Livin’ In The Light Of The Lord” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,373 “LOok wHo’s RoCkiN’ tHe DawN” (OuR mAN SeAn) 10/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,374 “LORD BLESS THIS WONDROUS CHRISTMAS” (And every Christmas yet to be) 12/18/2009 -- 0 0
1,375 “Lord Bless This Wondrous Christmas” (And every Christmas yet to come) 12/11/2006 10.0 2 4
1,376 “Lord, Tell me Why” 08/12/2006 -- 0 1
1,377 “Losing My Patients With God” (God’s responses by Susie Q) ~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************((( 04/06/2007 -- 0 1
1,378 “Love Him Silly Baby” - Badda bing, bang bang....! ! ! 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
1,379 “LOVE IS A THIEF” 10/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,380 “LOVE-LOVE - FAR LOVE - CLOSE LOVE - NO LOVE - YES LOVE” ”LOVE, IT’S LOVE, TRUE LOVE, ALWAYS LOVE, PRECIOUS LOVE, MY LOVE” LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LO 03/20/2010 -- 0 7
1,381 “LOVELY CHRISTMAS VALENTINE” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,382 “Lullaby For Suicide Bombers” (to hell with victims, killers deserve rights…! !) 09/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,383 “LUSTFUL FEELINGS” (Adults only) 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,384 “Mad Camels Devour Suicide Bombers”- Badda bing…! ! ! 09/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,385 “Mafia Vows To Protect Pope” WARNING, (x-rated > infers explicit mob language) 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,386 “Make Me Moan” 08/12/2006 -- 0 1
1,387 “MARTIAN CHRISTMAS” (Yuletide in space) 11/30/2006 -- 0 1
1,388 “MEMORIAL MONDAY” (from T.M.’s patriotic CD, ‘Country Freedom 43′ ;) 05/26/2008 -- 0 0
1,389 “Memories Of An Uncomplicated Age” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,390 “Memories Of Invisible Dreams” 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,391 “MENTAL DENTAL” - (Brain Scan, Root Canal & Drain Cleaning) Badda bing......! ! ! 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,392 “MERRY CHRISTMAS - TO ALL YOU FINE POEMHUNTER MEMBERS” 12/24/2008 -- 0 0
1,393 “Meteor Collides With Earth” (Haiku) 01/16/2007 10.0 2 0
1,394 “Meteor Shower Tonight After Midnight” (Haiku) 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,395 “More Amorous Than Love” 08/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,396 “Moron Achievement Awards” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,397 “Morons Believe Terror’s Not A Problem” (5 Haikus) 09/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,398 “MORONS UNITE” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,399 “MUSIC OF CHRISTMAS” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,400 “My Baby Loves To Fool Around On Christmas” - Badda bing bang....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,401 “My Cell Phone Tried To Kill Me” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,402 “MY DAD BOUGHT ME MY FIRST GUITAR” +++>>>*****************~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************~~~~~>>>>>+++ 06/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,403 “My Daddy Must Be A Suicide Bomber” (Cause I hear boom booms in his room) 12/01/2006 -- 0 1
1,404 “My Favorites Are #2,5,8,13 & 15” 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,405 “My Girlfriend’s Dog Loves His Fire Hydrant” 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,406 “My Wish List For Christmas” (A sincere prayer for everyone) 12/05/2006 -- 0 1
1,407 “N*E*G*A*T*I*V*I*S*M”~“P*E*S*S*I*M*I*S*M”~“C*Y*N*I*C*I*S*M” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****>>>+++ 09/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,408 “Na ne na na na na' (silliness intensified) 08/30/2006 -- 0 1
1,409 “Naturally-Caused Global Warming Is A Big Farce” (It’s all our fault) 02/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,410 “Nausea In The Passion Of Naughty Stem Cell Phone Line Love” - Badda bang....! ! ! 01/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,411 “New HD Karaoke And Disco Poetry” (It’s mesmerizing) 02/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,412 “New Poem Game Desperately Needs More Lines From You” 01/07/2007 -- 0 0
1,413 “NIKKI, PLEASE WRITE SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR A CHANGE”….! ! ! ++++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************? ? ? ? ? 05/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,414 “NIKKI, THERE’S SOMETHING STRANGE GOIN’ ON” 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,415 “NINE COMMANDMENTS FROM THE GHOST OF ELVIS” 03/13/2007 -- 0 1
1,416 “No Class Disappointment” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,417 “No One Cares About My Basil Plant” 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,418 “No Wedding, No Ring, No Badda Bing” 09/08/2006 -- 0 5
1,419 “No Wine While On Line” (You’ll get a fine or jail time) 01/25/2007 -- 0 1
1,420 “Nobody Reads My Stuff” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,421 “North Pole WMDs Reported”- Santa Claus (Badda-bing) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,422 “Nu Koo Koo Haiku” (Rated 'C' for crazy..., and correct) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,423 “NUDE, LEWD & RUDE” 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,424 “Ode To a Liberal Wanna Be Political Poet” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,425 “Offend Them”…? ? ? You’re Kidding…! ! ! (They Intend To Eradicate Us) 09/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,426 “Oh What A Fright” (Halloween haiku) 10/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,427 “On Being A Slut” (Female version) 11/01/2006 -- 0 1
1,428 “On Being A Slut” (Male version) 11/01/2006 -- 0 1
1,429 “One Step Before Dawn” 07/02/2006 -- 0 1
1,430 “Only A Silly Farce” (On The Heating Of The Earth) 07/10/2006 -- 0 0
1,431 “Only Disco Can Lower Gas Prices” 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,432 “ONLY KARAOKE CAN DEFEAT TERRORISM” 07/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,433 “Optimism Is Running Rampant In America” 01/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,434 “Optimism On The Impossible Quest” 07/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,435 “Oral Contact With A Space Humanoid” 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,436 “Our Allies Will Not Fail” 07/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,437 “OUR STATES ARE BLESSED WITH THE GREATEST PEOPLE AND FRIENDS”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>+++ 08/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,438 “Oyster’s Lament & Plea” 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,439 “Passionate Poets Of Doom And Gloom” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,440 “Past Christmas Regression Of A UFO Abduction” (In high def) 01/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,441 “Patriotic Whore” (Haiku) 11/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,442 “Peace Doesn’t Emerge From Appeasement” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,443 “PEACE HAS A ZERO CHANCE” 08/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,444 “Peace That Will Last Forever” 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,445 “Peace To The World' *** 07/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,446 “PEACE, THE IMPOSSIBLE QUEST? ? ? ” 07/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,447 “PEDOPHILES” (2 Haikus) 10/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,448 “People Who Read Trade Martin Also Read” 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,449 “Perversion To The Max” 07/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,450 “PERVERTS POINT TO POTENTIAL FIRST PERVERT” (Sexually ridiculous) +~~~************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****>>>>+++ 08/28/2007 -- 0 1
1,451 “Pigs Disappointed'- Badda bing..., (No, not those pigs) 09/13/2006 -- 0 1
1,452 “Please Don’t Tell Anyone About This” 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,453 “Pluto Demoted”— Badda bing….! ! ! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,454 “Poem For Tomorrow And Yesterday” 02/03/2007 -- 0 1
1,455 “Poem Hunter Idols” 07/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,456 “Poem Of All Poems” 07/08/2006 -- 0 0
1,457 “POEMHUNTER CHRISTMAS” (Rhyming Night) 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,458 “PoemHunter HD Poems (Laser) On Hard Disc? ? ” (Haiku) 01/18/2007 -- 0 1
1,459 “PoemHunter Poets, Please Consider Participating” 01/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,460 “POET DESPERATELY NEEDED AS DENTAL ASSISTANT” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>> 07/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,461 “POET PROTECTION PROGRAM” (The party's over....! ! !) 02/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,462 “Polar Bear KARAOKE In The Artic Circle”**++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 03/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,463 “Political Ménage e Twa” 10/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,464 “Poll Regarding Intelligent Life On PoemHunter”>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>> 05/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,465 “POLONIUM 215” (A futuristic murder) 12/01/2006 -- 0 0
1,466 “Pontiff Considers Protection Program” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,467 “Possible Thanksgiving Cancellation”-Badda bing….! ! ! 10/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,468 “POWER TO THE POETS” (The Poet’s Anthem) 03/08/2007 2.0 1 0
1,469 “Prayer To End Global Warming” (And make breaking wind*** OK) 03/26/2007 10.0 1 0
1,470 “Pregnant Moon” (Haiku) 01/17/2007 -- 0 1
1,471 “Pre-school Liberal Peace Plan” 07/31/2006 -- 0 0
1,472 “Pretentious Meaning” 07/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,473 “Prisoner Of Fantasy” 07/15/2006 -- 0 0
1,474 “Private Thoughts” 07/01/2006 -- 0 0
1,475 “PRO LIFE TERRORISTS” - (fornication info) Badda bing...! ! ! 09/08/2006 -- 0 0
1,476 “PROFANITY HAIKU”+++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 05/15/2007 -- 0 0
1,477 “PROUDLY PRESENTING: Moron The Magnificent” (Fictional character) 01/28/2007 -- 0 0
1,478 “Prune Juice Versus Nuclear Physics”- Badda bing, BIG bang, boom….! ! ! 01/08/2007 -- 0 0
1,479 “Pure Torture” (Dedicated to our recently murdered American heroes) 06/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,480 “Pussy On My Pillow” 08/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,481 “PUSSY ON THE SPOT” (For Eddie Rabbit’s friend, John Troy.) 02/18/2007 10.0 1 0
1,482 “PUSSY POOPS THEN PEES ON I-POD & DIES”~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? 08/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,483 “Quick Solution On Pollution & Global Warming” - Badda bing....! ! ! 02/03/2007 -- 0 0
1,484 “R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E ^^ R-*-O-*-M-*-A-*-N-*-C-*-E” 04/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,485 “Rain And Wind On The Horizon” 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,486 “Ramona, Your Parents Are So Proud” 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,487 “Recluse The Christmas Moose” 12/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,488 “Redneck Goose Recipe” (Insanity Victim Fund) 09/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,489 “Reenactment Of Immaculate Conception Postponed Till After Christmas” 12/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,490 “Rockin’ With Jihad On Christmas” - Badda bing...! ! ! 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,491 “ROMANCE AT FIRST GLANCE”- Badda bing…! ! ! 10/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,492 “Romantic Christmas Spell” 10/12/2006 -- 0 1
1,493 “Romantic Perfection” 11/21/2006 -- 0 3
1,494 “S *^* E *^* X *^* T *^* A*^* S *^* Y” ~~~~~~~*********~~~~~~~~~~***********~~~~~~~~~+++ 04/19/2007 -- 0 0
1,495 “S” (19) = z-y**+ X 43 10/08/2006 -- 0 0
1,496 “Sacred Peaceful Holy Night Of Christmas” 12/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,497 “Saddam Suddenly Declares Himself Pro Life” 11/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,498 “Saliva Is The Salvation Of Our Great Nation” (Don't spit in the wind) 09/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,499 “SAMTSIRHC IS Christmas Backwards” (Haiku) 12/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,500 “Sane Muslims Must Speak Out” 09/13/2006 -- 0 0
1,501 “SANTA TO DIVORCE MRS. CLAUS & MARRY RUDOLPH” 07/30/2007 -- 0 1
1,502 “Sasquach To Wed Chinese Transsexual Porno Star”- Badda bing....! ! ! 12/12/2006 -- 0 0
1,503 “Sasquash Is A Jerk” 11/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,504 “SCIENCE WILL NOW MAKE LIVING UNNECESSARY” ~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************++++ 07/02/2007 -- 0 1
1,505 “SCIENCE WILL SOON MAKE LIFE UNNECESSARY” +************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*****************************************>>>+++ 07/10/2008 -- 0 1
1,506 “SCREW IT” 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,507 “Secret Spy Message” (147ZK-TN6) For Cryptographers only. 03/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,508 “Self Pleasuring Skunk” (Rated double sick) PG13 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,509 “SENSUAL TECHNICAL INTERNET CHRISTMAS” 12/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,510 “Separation Of Church And State”….? ? ? 03/07/2007 10.0 1 1
1,511 “Serious Farce”- Formally titled, “Serious Fa_t” 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,512 “Serious Questions On The Disgraceful Two ” 07/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,513 “Serious, Factual,9/11, Afghanistan, & Iraq War Overview” 01/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,514 “Seventy Two Haikus” (72 of them? ? ?) - Badda bing…! ! ! 10/06/2006 -- 0 0
1,515 “Sexual Sensual Morning” (A Lover’s Fervent Prayer) 09/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,516 “Sexy Smile” (Haiku) *********************************.^>^>^ 03/27/2007 10.0 1 1
1,517 “She Glued Her Bra And Panties On” 08/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,518 “She Pukes Like A Pro” 08/07/2006 -- 0 0
1,519 “Silence Of Chaos” 07/19/2006 -- 0 0
1,520 “SILENT PRAYER FOR COLLEGE MASSACRE VICTIMS” 04/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,521 “SINATRA versus ELVIS” (Unauthorized, Part 5) 07/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,522 “Sip Some Wine Oh Valentine” 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,523 “Skinny Or Fat” 01/31/2007 -- 0 0
1,524 “Slightly Wiser Than A 3rd Grader” (Round # 68 & 2/3rds) +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,525 “Slug From Local Backyard Joins Al Queda” (Terrorist Slug Heaven) 12/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,526 “SLUG-UGLY-SLUG” – Badda bing..! ! 10/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,527 “Small Nipple Competition” (Male & female) -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/03/2006 -- 0 0
1,528 “Smart People Who Don’t Read This Dummy Are Really Smart People”- Badda bing.! ! ! 12/04/2006 -- 0 0
1,529 “Somebody Stole The Christmas Tree” - Badda bing....! ! ! 12/25/2006 -- 0 0
1,530 “Someone Please Take Credit For This Embarrassing Dirty Poem” (XXX rated) 03/23/2007 10.0 1 0
1,531 “SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO SEXY” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>++++ 07/10/2007 -- 0 1
1,532 “SPECIAL SITE SO SORROWFUL SINGLE SLUGS SHALL SLOWLY SET SAIL” **********************************************************+++ 04/08/2010 -- 0 0
1,533 “Spiked Heeled Baby” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,534 “St. Nick (Santa) Found A Slut” (2 rhyming haikus) 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,535 “Stand Up Proud Americans” (2006 Independence Day message) 07/02/2006 -- 0 1
1,536 “STICK YOUR CARBON FOOTPRINT” (Where the sun don’t shine) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*******************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~? ? ? ? ? 08/09/2007 -- 0 0
1,537 “STOP TERRORISM, OFFER 72 ROSIE O’DONNELS” +++>>>*******************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>? ? ? 06/06/2007 -- 0 0
1,538 “STUD OBAMA OVERTAKES THE SLIPPERY LAWYER AND THE BIG MARE” 01/04/2008 -- 0 0
1,539 “Success Always Leads To The Great USA” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************~~~~~~~~~~~~ 04/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,540 “Suck A Thesaurus.., Today” >> Badda Bing! ! 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,541 “SUPER BOWL MONDAY BLUES” 02/05/2007 -- 0 0
1,542 “Super Hero NORTHMAN Chases Gore & Saves 3 Polar Bears” 03/22/2007 10.0 1 0
1,543 “Super Hero’s Fight The Global Warming Scam Series” (b) ************************************>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 03/21/2007 10.0 1 0
1,544 “SUPER HEROES RESCUE POEMHUNTER FROM SCAM” 04/24/2007 -- 0 0
1,545 “Super Heroes To Rescue Banging Of Saline’s Brain” – Badda Bing….! ! ! >>>~~~~~~~~~~~~***********************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************>>>>>? ? ? ? ? 06/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,546 “SUPER SUNDAY & SUPER TUESDAY PREDICTIONS” (YOUR PICKS) ****************************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~++++ 02/03/2008 -- 0 0
1,547 “SWEET ROSE WITH PETALS WILTING” (Haiku) 02/06/2009 -- 0 0
1,548 “SWEET, MAGICAL, CHRISTMAS SNOW” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>++++ 08/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,549 “Swung To Hell” (Sad New Year for him) 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,550 “T.M. Goodbye Christmas Song” (For the days after Christmas) 01/03/2007 -- 0 3
1,551 “T.M. THANKS LADY OF THE LAKE, AGAIN” +++>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************>>>>? ? ? 06/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,552 “T.M.’s High Definition Poetry” (New & Imaginary) 01/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,553 “T.M.’s 'Poem Game' Contributors Names Revealed” 01/11/2007 10.0 2 0
1,554 “T.M.s PoemHunter ‘Super Hero’s Fight Global Warming’ Series” (a) 03/17/2007 -- 0 0
1,555 “T.M.'s PRE-VALENTINE INTERVIEW WITH CUPID” (Exclusive) -Badda bing..! ! 02/04/2007 -- 0 1
1,556 “Tale Of The Magic Transforming Slug” - Badda bing....! ! ! 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,557 “Tell Us About Your Ti-s And Your A-s” - Badda bing...! ! ! 08/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,558 “Terrorist Christmas” - Badda bang....! ! ! 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,559 “Terrorist Hall Of Fame” – Badda Bing..! ! (Disclaimer below) 08/21/2006 -- 0 0
1,560 “Terrorist Imprisoned For Steroid Use”- Badda bing...! ! ! 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,561 “TERRORIST LEADERS” (Badda Bing! ! !) ...not a poem. 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,562 “Terrorist Social Security To Run Out By 2009”- Badda bing.! 08/24/2006 -- 0 0
1,563 “Terrorist’s Pray To Their God For New Regime In 2008” (BinLaden's new cooking show) 01/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,564 “Terrorist’s Solemn Prayer” 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,565 “Terrorists For Peace.Org” - Badda bing...! ! 08/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,566 “Terrorists Have Never Requested Negotiations” 07/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,567 “Thank You Mr. Selvakumar For Your Horse Fornication Poem” 02/28/2007 6.0 2 0
1,568 “Thanksgiving Day Prayer & Blessing” 11/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,569 “The Birth Of Jesus Is Christmas” 12/16/2006 -- 0 3
1,570 “The Blowing Of An Opportunity” 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,571 “The Bully On The Block” 08/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,572 “The Day The Devil Remembered To Forget” 01/10/2007 -- 0 0
1,573 “THE DREAM OF CHRISTMAS COMES TRUE ONCE A YEAR” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,574 “The Erection Of A Killer’s Legacy” 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,575 “THE FAILED LEGACY” (Haiku) 09/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,576 “The Fake Hooker Kisses A Masquerading Terrorist” 09/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,577 “The Fantasy Of Peace” 11/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,578 “The Fool Who Became A Total Idiot” 10/28/2006 -- 0 0
1,579 “The Girl You Used To Screw” 08/02/2006 -- 0 0
1,580 “THE GREAT FLAG OF LOVE” (4 Haikus) 09/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,581 “The Intimate Secret Is Finally Revealed” (Unbelievable...! ! !) 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,582 “The Jihad Against A Beheaded Naked Turkey” (Gobble Terrorism) -Badda bing...! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,583 “The Lived Who Died Before He Lover” (dyslexia poem) 10/26/2006 -- 0 0
1,584 “The Moron Who Wanted To Die, But He Lived” 10/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,585 “The Most Rude and Vile Poem Yet” (Mature adult explicit language) 01/02/2007 -- 0 0
1,586 “The Most Unhunted 'Poet' On PoemHunter” 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,587 “The Passion Of Christmastime Romance” 12/11/2006 -- 0 0
1,588 “The Passionate Pussy Saga Continues” 01/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,589 “THE POEMHUNTER MENTAL GIANTS” +++>>>>~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~****************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>>>>>? ? ? ? 06/14/2007 -- 0 0
1,590 “The Strange Myth Of The Evil Lagoon” 07/14/2006 -- 0 0
1,591 “The Strongest Team That Can’t Be Defeated, Should Concede” 02/04/2007 -- 0 0
1,592 “The Sweet Echo Of Victory” (Patriotic and extremely proud) 01/08/2007 -- 0 1
1,593 “THE UNHORNEY ENCOUNTER” (Nut-case writing) 03/16/2007 1.0 1 0
1,594 “There’s A Skunk Inside The House” (Haiku) 12/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,595 “There’s No Christmas Like Snow Christmas” (Irving Berlin Tribute) 02/13/2007 -- 0 0
1,596 “There’s No Hoe Like A Snow Hoe” 08/23/2006 -- 0 0
1,597 “There’s No Peace On Christmas” (Yuletide classic) 02/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,598 “These Poison Poems” (With a correct haiku syllable count) 01/22/2007 -- 0 0
1,599 “They Did Not Hang Him” (Begin conspiracy theories now) 12/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,600 “They Keep On Saying, God Is Great, God Is Great” 09/11/2006 -- 0 1
1,601 “They’re Gonna Take Me To The Funny Farm” 08/20/2006 -- 0 2
1,602 “This Christmas We’ll Treasure” 01/30/2007 -- 0 0
1,603 “This Is Not A Scam, Mrs.Larisa Sosnitskaya” 01/11/2007 -- 0 0
1,604 “Those Who Never Read Trade Martin Are Wise” -Badda bing....! ! ! 11/17/2006 -- 0 0
1,605 “Threaten Me Not” 07/09/2006 -- 0 0
1,606 “Three Newly Discovered Solar System Spheres” 08/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,607 “THREE POEMS FOR ONE” (On PoemHunter ‘Creeps’) >>~~~*********************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************>>>>+++ 08/26/2007 -- 0 0
1,608 “Till Eternity Has Ended” 07/20/2006 -- 0 0
1,609 “Toxic Words” 07/07/2006 -- 0 1
1,610 “TRADE MARTIN THANKS JOE” 04/16/2007 -- 0 0
1,611 “Tranquility In A War Zone” 07/30/2006 -- 0 0
1,612 “Treasure Or Treason? ” 08/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,613 “TRIBUTE DECEASED 'INTELLIGENT' DUMMIES” (April Fool’s Day,2008) 04/01/2008 -- 0 0
1,614 “Trigger (Equine) Arrested For Illegal Methane Emissions” 03/01/2007 -- 0 0
1,615 “Tri-State Hookers Reluctantly Accept EZpass” - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/18/2006 -- 0 0
1,616 “Turkey And The Whore” (Haiku) - Badda bing....! ! ! 11/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,617 “Turkey On Steroids” (Invincible Turkey Robot) 11/22/2006 -- 0 1
1,618 “TURKEYS PREPARE FOR NEXT YEAR” ++*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************+++ 11/23/2007 -- 0 0
1,619 “Two Owls Kissing” (2 haikus) 11/16/2006 -- 0 0
1,620 “Two Separate Problems >> (Pollution & Climate Fluctuations) ” 02/12/2007 -- 0 0
1,621 “Ultimate Sexual Gift” 07/22/2006 -- 0 0
1,622 “Ultra Power Pussy And Plasticman Rescue The Rainforest ” {Super hero series} (d) 03/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,623 “Underlying Meaning” 07/05/2006 -- 0 0
1,624 “Understanding The True Essence Of Christmas” 12/17/2006 10.0 2 0
1,625 “Unfortunately, I’ve Decided NOT To Kill Myself” 11/29/2006 -- 0 0
1,626 “UNHOLY WHORE, a-a-a-no, I MEAN UNHOLY WAR” (Sorry) +++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**********************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~************************ 04/27/2007 -- 0 0
1,627 “UNIQUE WATERBOARDING TECHNIQUES” >>++~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*************************************************~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~**************************************>>>>+++ 07/18/2007 -- 0 0
1,628 “UNKNOWN CHRISTMAS” 11/27/2006 -- 0 0
1,629 “Valentine, Oh Valentine” (For the man or the woman of your dreams) 01/21/2007 -- 0 1
1,630 “View