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Born in Hampstead, London. Married. No children, just pets. Love wildlife and writing poetry. I only started writing these poems a short while ago. I hope others think they're funny.

For info: Google have got it wrong. I am not a singer/songwriter/chanteuse. Google have confused me with the other Victoria George (the singer) Updates

The Homing Parrot

It is now, with certain regret
That from eBay I bought a new pet
And, so I bought - a parrot that talked
Cost fifty quid - what the heck!

It was such a pretty blue bird
But it did sh*t a lot of green turd
It arrived in a crate, it just ate and it ate
But it never said one ruddy word.

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