Rookie - 0 Points (LONDON)


Born in Hampstead, London. Married. No children, just pets. Love wildlife and writing poetry. I only started writing these poems a short while ago. I hope others think they're funny.

For info: Google have got it wrong. I am not a singer/songwriter/chanteuse. Google have confused me with the other Victoria George (the singer) Updates

Old Elsie Clutter

Old Elsie Clutter decided one day
She had a few things she could sell on eBay
She sold a few knicks knacks, a few bits of tat
Got hooked on the selling and never looked back.

She started to sell everything in her home
The fridge and the cooker, and even the phone
She became a top seller, cream of eBay
You could say that old Elsie got carried away.

[Report Error]