VICTORIA GEORGE Poems

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31.
My Sailing Dog

My dog is a bit of a clown
He often pretends that he’s drowned
When I dive in to save
This mutt from the waves
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32.
Mum's War

My mother had a lovely war
Best time of her life
The months and days of ‘44
‘fore she became a wife
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33.
My Critical Mum

I’ve never needed enemies
Because I’ve got my mum
She tells me I’ve got saggy knees
And a big fat bum
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34.
Tooth Whitening Kit

A bought a tooth whitening kit
Because my gnashers were brown
It really was money for sh*t
Cos’ that chemical kit let me down
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35.
Shopping List

Whilst making a new shopping list
I realised that it was in rhyme
Not a purposeful thing, I insist
But randomly writing each line
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36.
Mum's New Stairlift

I needed a stair lift for mum
But couldn’t afford very much
So I looked on e-Bay for some
And found this one stating thus:
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37.
Plastic Drawers!

I used to sell hot tub spas
To folk with more money than sense
Then I tried selling bras
But didn’t get much recompense
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38.
Drunken Dad

My dad loved public houses
Mum would scream and shout
She used to hide his trousers
To stop him going out
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39.
My Dog Teddy

I wish the reason could be known
To this mere mortal here
The secret must be God’s alone
One heaven cannot share
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40.
Poems

A poem is not poetic art
If it doesn’t rhyme right from the start
If they don’t rhyme just like they ought
They’re just a lot of words and thoughts
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