Biography of William Chaplar
- Don't Stop The Laughter
- If There Were No Players
- Flawless English
- Civil War Ballad
- Be Prepared
- Say What You Mean
- Green Tea
- My Sister's Child
- Pomp And Circumstance
- You Won't End Up Alone
- Bridging The Gap
- A Woman's Place
- Solomon, David, And Saul
- In Search Of Alexander Pope
If the English language was indeed one without flaws,
inlaws—once the divorce was final—would become outlaws.
There'd be a whole new way for us to spell words such as sleigh.
And none would be confused when they looked at the word croquet.
Inflammable and flammable would sure not mean the same.
And words like claim would doubtless look a little more like fame.
Weight and height assuredly would not have different sounds.
And wounds would almost surely not be spelled the same as rounds.