Last Christmas I went to Best Buy to buy the last Playstation3 they had.
But a man grabbed it as I reached for it and that made me mad.
I tripped him with my foot and he fell to the floor.
I grabbed the Playstation3 and ran out of the store.
But I forgot to pay for it and I went to jail.
When my son didn't get his Playstation3, he raised hell.
While I was behind bars, it was hard for me to cope.
But things got worse one day when I dropped my soap.