Biography of Alessandra Liverani
I read a book by Allen Carr called 'Easy Way To Stop Smoking' and this book inspired me to start writing poems, mainly about addiction. I hope that my poems help people break free from addiction. They can all be found on my website www.escapesmoking.com and I now have a new website for my humorous poems which is www.humourwithlemonpeppersauce.weebly.com
Alessandra Liverani Poems
- It's All Relative: : Humour
My mother’s brother’s sister’s name is Grace She’s my aunt and likes to go from place to place My mother’s sister’s brother’s name is Brad He’s my uncle and he is my cousin’s Dad
- Where Are My Glasses? : : Humour
Where are my glasses, where did they go? I’ve searched high, and I’ve searched low I looked on the shelf and behind the TV Where, oh where can my glasses be?
- She's A Beagle: : Humour
Brandy is a beagle I've said a lot already When you eat a tasty morsel She can hold your gaze quite steady
- In The Middle Of Nowhere: : Humour
I live in the middle of nowhere, where nowhere's all around And in the middle of nowhere, there are many nowhere sounds Colourful birds in the middle of nowhere screech and squawk and trill A choir of frogs sing in chorus in the centre of nowheresville
- Changing The Daily Backup Tapes: : Hum...
Flash your pass at the sensor and it responds With a blue light and two beeps, one short, one long Drag open the door and step into a cold chamber This is the world of the backup ranger
- In The Garden: : Humour
The air was alpine fresh and the lake surface glistening Bird song trilled for those who were listening What a great afternoon, thought Glenn feeling chipper A perfect moment to start up his new whipper snipper
A Smoker's Life
Smoke, withdrawal, smoke, withdrawal, cough Smoke, withdrawal, smoke, withdrawal, cough Buy cigarettes, smoke, withdrawal, smoke, withdrawal, cough Smoke, smoke, withdrawal, smoke, withdrawal, buy cigarettes, cough
- Lemon Pepper Sauce: : Humour
Lemon pepper sauce has a lemony peppery zing It's a lemony peppery, peppery lemony saucy kind of thing Made with lemon zest and peppercorns and garlic that's been pressed Splash it on your salad so it's tantalisingly, tastefully dressed
- How To Make A Mountain Out Of A Molehi...
First you must pick your molehill, now here's a tip The smaller the better, tinier than the tiniest microchip From this speck you can conjure mountainous masses Of soaring peaks dropping into bottomless crevasses
- Just Rollin' Along: : Humour
Driving along in her bread truck early one morn With everything going exactly as norm Margaret spied a lone wheel on the left trundling ahead Turned to her brother, the newspaper he read
- Dust: : Humour
The ship in a bottle brought back from Bristol The vase filled with flowers made of finest crystal Wedding photographs of children proudly displayed Souvenirs of wood and iron, some made of green jade
- It's All In Your Mind: : Humour, Inspi...
It's all in your mind, well of course it must be It's not in your elbows, little toe or left knee It's not in the hair that sprouts from the mole on your nose And it's not in the place that smells like a rose
- Gallbladder Removal: : Humour
The doctor advised Leigh’s gallbladder must be removed A few simple snips and his health would be improved She told him to sign up for a Cholecystectomy, Laparoscopic Four incisions are sliced for surgery microscopic
Addiction Is Addiction Is Addiction Is A...
Addiction is addiction is addiction is addiction 3 parts fantasy and 3 parts fiction Something which should be served a notice of eviction Because all that it is is a freeloading friction
The Poker Game
This was a game for the best of the best
Those who had crumbled, they had all left
Now at the table were four expert players
You could count on all of them, they were the stayers
They felt confident, that they were in with a chance
This game was their game, they knew the steps of this dance
But then at the doorway appeared a spectacular sight
They glanced up and received a terrible fright