Alessandra Liverani

Rookie - 0 Points (Wollongong, Australia)

Alessandra Liverani Poems

161. - Yes Please : : Humour 6/2/2011
162. - Gtky : : Humour 6/2/2011
163. - Whatever: : Humour, Inspiration 6/2/2011
164. - The Sniff Test: : Humour 7/20/2011
165. The Cable Blues 10/31/2011
166. - The Christmas Card: : Humour 1/11/2012
167. - Strategic Plan: : Humour 8/5/2012
168. - A Storm In A Teacup: : Humour 8/5/2012
169. - My Shoe Palace:: Humour 8/5/2012
170. - I Didn'T Write This Poem:: Humour 8/5/2012
171. - Greg's Culinary Disas......Triumph! :: Humour 8/5/2012
172. - Spectacle Debacle: : Humour 1/11/2012
173. - Jeny's Birthday Poem: : Humour 7/9/2010
174. - The Fight: : Humour 2/22/2011
175. Not A Problem 11/30/2006
176. My Cigarette, My Friend 8/16/2005
177. - Thoughts For Sale: : Humour, Inspiration 8/11/2005
178. - Jiving In The Jungle : : Humour 10/23/2009
179. - They Said He Was Really, Really Dumb: : Humour 4/3/2008
180. - First Job: : Humour 11/3/2007
181. - Disobedient Disobedience (Parody Of Disobedience By A A Milne) : : Humour 8/23/2007
182. - Latest Gossip: : Humour 11/30/2006
183. Caught In A Rip 5/10/2005
184. - Hold That Thought: : Humour, Inspiration 12/13/2005
185. But It Makes Me Lots Of Money 5/30/2005
186. High Anxiety 9/27/2005
187. - Blind Fear: : Humour, Inspiration 10/30/2005
188. I Bow Before You 9/5/2005
189. - Changing The Daily Backup Tapes: : Humour 2/20/2007
190. - In The Garden: : Humour 11/15/2009
191. Panic Attack 9/13/2005
192. If You Believe 7/5/2005
193. The Hoverer 4/18/2005
194. - Size Rise Surprise: : Humour 5/30/2007
195. - Am I A Spoodle: : Humour 9/19/2007
196. - Even If: : Humour 10/1/2007
197. - Me Telly's On The Blink: : Humour 7/20/2010
198. - We Didn'T! : : Humour 7/30/2009
199. Fresh Air 2/6/2005
200. Appearances Are Deceptive 5/28/2005

Comments about Alessandra Liverani

  • Jerry Hughes (7/15/2009 9:33:00 PM)

    Seems you have fetish about smoking and smokers but remember this, 'smoking is a dying habit'. Cheers, Jerry

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  • Emancipation Planz (1/21/2008 12:46:00 AM)

    This baby burns! ! ! ! Truly dedicated to a mission full of huff and puffery! ... Top marks for a campaign to Kick some butts! ! ! Being here is a one-stop-shop for this ex-smoker to breath and exhale some healthy deliberations! !

  • Mary Nagy (2/6/2006 9:01:00 PM)

    I think it's amazing that you weren't even addicted to smoking yourself! To think you have written these poems simply to help others..........that is really wonderful and not too many people are so thoughtful. Honestly, that is so nice! sincerely, Mary

  • Herbert Nehrlich1 (2/1/2005 7:37:00 AM)

    Well, did you stop smoking?
    When did you start writing?
    H

Best Poem of Alessandra Liverani

Yes Master

Will you smoke every single day the cigarettes I make and sell
Yes master
Even though I tricked you into buying them in the first place
Yes master
Even though I couldn't care less about your health
Yes master
Even though you are making me more rich and powerful than you can imagine
Yes master.
Do you believe that my cigarettes have special and magical properties
Yes master
Do you believe that they are your first priority, more important than your precious health
Oh yes master
Do you believe that you benefit from being a smoker
Yes master
Do you believe...

Read the full of Yes Master

Who Am I?

I'm a smoker, that's what I am
I'll have a smoke whenever I can
You see me standing outside the office
And I've got one of those things stuck in my orifice

I'm a smoker, that's what I do
I do it because I continually have to
I have to do it again and again
And again and again and again and again

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