Quotes

11 November 2014
To be positive. To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
11 November 2014
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
11 November 2014
Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.
11 November 2014
Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.
11 November 2014
Learning. The kind of ignorance distinguishing the studious.
11 November 2014
Laziness. Unwarranted repose of manner in a person of low degree.
11 November 2014
Nominee. A modest gentleman shrinking from the distinction of private life and diligently seeking the honorable obscurity of public office.
11 November 2014
History. An account, mostly false, of events, mostly unimportant, which are brought about by rulers, mostly knaves, and soldiers, mostly fools.
11 November 2014
Beauty. The power by which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
11 November 2014
Bore. A person who talks when you wish him to listen.

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