Andy Brookes

Gold Star - 37,320 Points (11 May 1954 / Macclesfield)

A Bald Man's Lament

When I was young and just a lad,
A lovely mop of hair I had.
Of sturdy growth, there was no lack,
Thick and red and all swept back.

I really thought that I looked swell
Dressed and styled, all slicked with gel.
I would swagger down the street
Admiring glances from all I'd meet.

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