Comments about Asphodel Belle
Sex, Please! No Movies!
I come there in the hope of sex
But all you do is laze or vex
About the games you play on wii
Or lack of internet; Oh Why!
And upon that ugly couch I slouch
Ne’er again to visit I vouch
For I can be ignored elsewhere
Beside the sea or on my chair,
At a stall, or the cold ice rinks
At a mall, or the ship that sinks.
But not while I come sit by you
By all wiles give you just one clue;
About what I want you to do.
Now you want me to share your bills
When all I wanted were cheap thrills.
I’ll bring my own fags, and my booze
I wont care if you call...