He Was Dead!
(Inspired by SR-71's She Was Dead) ...
From the moment that I saw him, I believed he was the best
Didn't listen to my warnings, he was staring at my chest
I wish I had slapped him so I didn't have to listen to his lies!
Now it's been nearly a year and I can't take it any more
He's bitching, switching, acting like a whore
Now I've swallowed a few things from him, but sure as hell not my pride!