Behold the mighty dinosaur,
Famous in prehistoric lore,
Not only for his weight and length,
But for his intellectual strength.
Across the places deep and dim,
And places brown and bare,
It reaches to the planet s rim
When quacks with pills political would dope us,
When politics absorbs the livelong day,
I like to think about that star Canopus,
In summer I’m disposed to shirk,
As summer is no time to work.
In winter inspiration dies
For lack of out-door exercise.
I cannot tell you how I love
The canvases o ...
IT was the good ship Betsy Jane,
That sailed in a spanking breeze,
With a bunch of militant Suffs on board,
OH light as the foam on the Plover,
That mottles that magical stream;
Oh light as the vows of a lover
And the sighs of a summer night s dream;
'O MEN of dark and dismal fate,'
A prey to typographic terrors,
O you who labor long and late,
Correcting other people's errors --
When as galoshed my Julia goes,
Unbuckled all from top to toes,
How swift the poem becometh prose!
And when I cast mine eyes and see
Whan that Aprilly with hise shoures soote
The droghte of March had perced to the roote,
I druv a motor thro' Aprilly's bliz