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Child Development

Rating: 3.5

As sure as prehistoric fish grew legs
and sauntered off the beaches into forests
working up some irregular verbs for their
first conversation, so three-year-old children
enter the phase of name-calling.

Every day a new one arrives and is added
to the repertoire. You Dumb Goopyhead,
You Big Sewerface, You Poop-on-the-Floor
(a kind of Navaho ring to that one)

they yell from knee level, their little mugs
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Trevor Boley 23 April 2008

Billy Collins is a degenerate Robert Frost. A man who slaps his knee at the end of the poem and points at the crowd like he recreated poetry.

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Susan Williams 19 December 2015

Oh, yes! Let's hear the truth, Billy Collins, in your way and humorous tone! I tire of all those angelic children lisping sweet words

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Jenny Hijioka 13 November 2006

This poem is cute... I know how little kids name call and I can picture a lot of little kids saying these things. I work with kids 5 1/2 months- 15 years old at a health club daycare.

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Darkangel Flyfree 06 November 2011

this poem is one of those precious poems ever to every living soul if ever understand the poems words and real intention! ! ! !

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Behroz Rabady 16 July 2009

Hey I thoroughly enjoyed it......it was hilarious! ! ! and sooooooo true.

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Bharati Nayak 24 March 2021

Small children pick up foul words quickly.From where do they pick up? The poet tells it in his humorous way!

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worldnotworld 07 January 2018

What is this idiocy of having a robot read the poem in a video depicting a cloudy sky and a tiny fragment of some ugly apartment complex? It's one thing to find good poem in an ugly place; it's another to create an ugly place for a good poem.

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Sylvia Frances Chan 16 December 2017

A very impressing poem, I have enjoyed this very interesting poem, such a pleasant treat. A TEN and much more for the Voting. CONGRATULATIONS for The Poem of The Day, Billy!

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Michael Morgan 16 December 2017

who you callin' a fatuous Enlightment hack? S. Johnson.

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Glen Kappy 16 December 2017

I’ve read this one before, but that didn’t stop me from smiling. There’s much to like in this poem, but I’ll just briefly say that Collins was deservedly one of America’s Poet Laureates. -GK

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