Bill Bryson


Bill Bryson Quotes

  • ''There are things you just can't do in life. You can't beat the phone company, you can't make a waiter see you until he's ready to see you, and you can't go home again.''
    Bill Bryson (b. 1951), U.S. author, journalist. The Lost Continent: Travels in Small Town America, ch. 2 (1989).
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  • ''There are only three things that can kill a farmer: lightning, rolling over in a tractor, and old age.''
    Bill Bryson (b. 1951), U.S. author, journalist. The Lost Continent: Travels in Small Town America, ch. 4 (1989).

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