bob eichen Poems
|41.||Til We Meet Again, Or Not||9/7/2007|
|42.||A Conversation With Bob||9/13/2007|
|43.||A Conversation With God||9/13/2007|
|44.||Young Man! Will You Please Get Out Of That Bathroom?||2/17/2008|
|45.||The 7,533rd Defecation Of A Constipated Man||8/12/2007|
|46.||Diary Of A Mad Poet||1/5/2009|
|47.||A Conversation With The Devil||10/21/2007|
A Conversation With The Devil
YOU AGAIN! !
No wait! This time I really know what I want and I want to make a deal.
YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY! ! !
I know. But I think of ways you'll trick me and I back out. You are the Master of Deceit.
WELL, YOU GOT ME THERE.
This time my wish is perfect!
GO AHEAD, LET'S HEAR IT.
I want to be the richest person alive
and the smartest
and the strongest
and the most handsome.
I want to be the only man alive. That'll make me popular with the ladies!
And get rid of all the ugly women, no fatties or dogs.
And get rid of ...
Life In Disunited States
When I was younger
I had three drugs
One let me sleep at night
One brought me happiness
And one kept me sane!
Made a bad job tolerable
A loveless marriage insignificant
and growing older a joy!