Bri Edwards

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Bri Edwards Poems

361. Speedo Hole..... [wardrobe Malfunction! ; Humor; Short Enough; Inspired By John Carter Brown's Poem]] 2/6/2015
362. Actc: 2015/02 Challenge Contest.... [where To Go For Entering, Voting, And Commenting In The February Poem Contest; Short] 2/2/2015
363. Happy Birthday To Bri! A Fantastic Step-Dad! [poem Written By S-D, Nona; Greeting Cards; Humor; Medium Length] 7/12/2014
364. Medicare And Me....... [u.S. Aging Population; Government-Sponsored Medical Insurance; Personal] 2/24/2013
365. Shoe Relief....... [shoe Misery; Humor; Good Foot Etiquette] 8/4/2013
366. Doc-You-Meant-Story...... [economy; Humor...A Bit? ; Doctor/Employee; Revenge] 9/19/2013
367. Old Yogurt...... [food; Humor; Me; Cousin Request] 9/26/2013
368. Instructions For Doctors And Next Of Kin At My Death (Some Guidelines) ..... [death Time; Personal; In 6 Sections; Medium Length; 2006] 11/21/2013
369. James: My Grandson # 1...... [yeah, My Kid Popped One Out; Humor? ; New Kid On Earth; Personal] 4/7/2014
370. I Wish I Had Been Born A Bird...[personal; Birds; Humor] 5/30/2012
371. Halloween Approaches....[short; Scary? ; Gross? ] 10/22/2012
372. I Made Her Laugh................[short; Humor; Community] 12/1/2012
373. When Wives Get Upset......[marriage; Short; Humor? ; Personal]] 12/2/2012
374. Governor Brown’s 20% ….. [drought/Water Conservation; California; Personal; Humor; Very Short] 4/12/2014
375. If Money Grew On Trees ……….. [what Money Can And Can'T Buy; My Wishes; Personal; Short] 11/2/2014
376. Marital-Reciprocity, American-Style .... [humor? ; Short; Revenge; Marriage; Violence] 11/26/2014
377. (book # 4) : Sheila And Clifford : Sh. And Cl. And Violet And Ike ..... [love & Sex; Continuation Of 3 Previous Long Poems] 12/1/2014
378. Does God Ever Fart? ...... [sacrilege; God: Humor? ; Fantasy; Kind Of Short] 12/15/2014
379. Biker Days.... [motorcycle Riding; Very Short; Inspired By 'mandolyn'; Not Personal] 7/30/2014
380. Audience Of One....... [volunteer Reading; Little Kids; Personal; Medium Length] 8/15/2014
381. Sex Repeal …… [same-Sex Marriage; Human 'Rights'; Short Enough; Serious] 8/17/2014
382. Are Farm Animals Like Humans? ……. [species Comparisons; Biology; Sort Of Short; Humor/Humour] 7/28/2014
383. My Prowling Ph Eyes.... [dementia; Very Short; My 'Correcting' Of Poems On Ph] 9/1/2014
384. Invertebrates ..... ['Bugs'; Very Short; Humor; Didn'T Happen] 3/12/2015
385. Quoth The Maven: "Never More".... [long; Humor; Loneliness; A Little Sex, And Food] 4/7/2015
386. One Is The Morsel... [snacking; Writing Rhymes; Personal; Short] 4/13/2015
387. A Showcase For Ph Poets: April 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 3/28/2015
388. “king Bri! ” He Croaked.....[humor/Humour; 'Love'/Sex; Inter-Species Relationship; Fairly-A-Tale; Medium; Inspired By A 'Friend'] 8/17/2015
389. A Book’s Life.... [fantasy? ; Books; Loneliness; Long; A Bit Of Humor And 'Other Things'] 8/19/2015
390. Spade Poem.... [word Meanings; Very Short; Prompted By A Message From Douglas Scotney 7/22/2015
391. The Man In The Checkered Shirt …. [outward Appearances; Human Ones; My Thoughts; Medium] 6/15/2015
392. A Showcase For Ph Poets: June 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 6/1/2015
393. I’m Freer Without One – That’s For Sure …… [a Divorced Man’s Thoughts; Personal; 9 Years Ago; Very Short ‘limerick’] 6/8/2015
394. Some Similarities And Differences Between Women And Ice Cream ….. [read The Title! ; Short-Medium; Written While Divorced In 2006] 6/8/2015
395. Bri's Christmas Morn,2016 .... [ I Was Inspired To Write After Receiving A Warm X-Mas Morning Message From P H Friend Lynn W. Petty; Exaggerated; Short] 12/25/2016
396. The Prisoner …. [ Short; Medieval Execution Techniques; Progress; Inventions] 2/3/2017
397. Apology To Nona … [ As Directed, Sort Of, By My Mate, Nona's Mom; Medium Length] 12/8/2016
398. Bri Builds A House …. [ Fantasy; "Crapsmanship"; Home Ownership; Poor Planning; Quite Long] 12/2/2016
399. Section A In December 2016's ' A Showcase For P H Poets'... [ Up To 15 Poems From P H Friends; Expanding Horizons For P H Members & Visitors! ; Different Poems For Varied Tastes] 11/24/2016
400. When My Mate Is Away …. [ Account Of What I Will Do/Experience While My ‘fictitious Mate' (Heh Heh) Is Away For A While; I Guess I'm Covered; ; Personal Or Fictitious? ] 10/3/2016

Comments about Bri Edwards

  • Nika Mcguin Nika Mcguin (2/24/2014 3:50:00 PM)

    One of the funniest poets I've ever read! I always look forward to his poems to brighten up my day.


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  • Janet Stewart (12/1/2013 6:24:00 PM)

    Bri thank you for your comments.

  • Keith Fowler (9/23/2013 2:23:00 AM)

    Bri thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my poem it was much appreciated
    and fun.


  • Shahzia Batool Shahzia Batool (9/15/2013 6:07:00 AM)

    My Vote of Thanks!

    Dear Bri Edwards,

    I feel honored that you gave your precious time for evaluating My Scattered Thoughts series, I really treasure your time and substantial contribution according to which I'll edit my poems, and it is something I cannot reciprocate... or express my gratitude...There are many things we ignore simply or do not focus on punctuation and Grammar, and call it just a language barrier. Today I received your critique on Scattered Thoughts i, (and no.X already discussed) ...and I am enlightened about every point you discussed there. Your presence on the site is of substantial value for all of us...

    thank you so much...


  • Aswath Raman (8/17/2013 3:08:00 AM)

    Bri Edwards: I have alwas wondered how people are gifted with the talent of humor. Now, I have intentionally left the letter 'y' in always and I know if I did not tell that now, he'd correct me! An amazing poet Mr Bri Edwards and his level of crirical apprecition (darn! 'appreciation') with a pinch of humor is always great to look forward. A grammer (or grammar?) and spelling artist, he easily guides the poets for rectifying their mistakes and helps them to improve their work. I wish him all the success!

  • Ellias Anderson Jr. Ellias Anderson Jr. (3/10/2013 1:57:00 PM)

    Dear Bri Edwards, well, ..your style in poetry is like a waterfall of light, unique and nice. the stories and the observations that had been inspired you to write such works _ also the art works_ (i mean poems) are cool. and they get the best score when you mix them with humanity(your previous poem that i read) .your messages those are in your poems are so wealthy. i am always your poem's reader and hope to see more poems from you in the future. thank you pal.
    Your pleasure is my wish

Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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