Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 61,912 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

441. Away In A Motel Room..... [friends; Motel; Short; Humor] 12/7/2012
442. Spelliing Isn'T Easy.... [correcting A Young Person's Spelling; Spelling Tricks; My Mistake! ] 7/9/2013
443. Tv Memories: As I Stare At A Black Screen....[1950-1960s U.S. (Kids) Tv Shows; Personal; Long] 2/18/2013
444. Are You Really Better Without Me? ........[wondering About A 'Lost' Love; Short] 12/23/2012
445. 2013..... Happy New Year! ..... [serious; Being Thankful For My Good Fortune] 12/31/2012
446. 123.... Shabu.....[mystery Language Fun; Short] 1/26/2013
447. Wedding Ring Significance For Me ……[ Yeah, A 'love Poem' Of Sorts, Even Though ' I Don't Care Much For Love Poems '; My Fourth Time ‘around'; True; Personal] 7/26/2017
448. 'Why Are You Laughing? '.....[ Short; A Question My Mate Asked Me Recently; 1st Poem I Have Typed On This Dang Tablet] 4/16/2017
449. Instructions For Doctors And Next Of Kin At My Death (Some Guidelines) ..... [death Time; Personal; In 6 Sections; Medium Length; 2006] 11/21/2013
450. James: My Grandson # 1...... [yeah, My Kid Popped One Out; Humor? ; New Kid On Earth; Personal] 4/7/2014
451. Barbed Wire Biscuits ……. [humor; Fantasy; Kind Of Long; Diet; Airport Security] 5/25/2014
452. 'Dust Sheep' ....... [humor; Housecleaning (Not): Very Short] 5/31/2014
453. I Will Survive...... [when A Relationship Is At An End; Male/Female; In Four Styles Of Poetry] 11/19/2013
454. ***soldier Recruiting: Come On, God! …… [military Recruiting; True Story; Short Enough; Mankind] 10/26/2014
455. (book #8) . Sheila And Clifford. A Modest Proposal. .... [suspense; Thoughts Of The Future; The Proposal! ] 3/7/2015
456. Ode To A Commode...Or....A Poem About Toilets....[short; Humor] 11/17/2012
457. Panties Showing.... [limerick...So It's Short! ; Peeping O'Reilly? ] 11/20/2013
458. Shoe Relief....... [shoe Misery; Humor; Good Foot Etiquette] 8/4/2013
459. 'Bon Voyage, Bottle' ........ [journey Of A Roadside-Tossed Bottle; Water Pollution] 12/5/2013
460. Happy Birthday To Bri! A Fantastic Step-Dad! [poem Written By S-D, Nona; Greeting Cards; Humor; Medium Length] 7/12/2014
461. [war] Boy In An Envelope..... [war (Vietnam 'Conflict') : A Parent's Loss; Condolences; Very Long, But Worth The Time] 4/2/2014
462. Dementia.......Death ....... [dementia; Aging; Death; Short; Personal; Ph-Inspired] 10/2/2014
463. Bloodmobile Blunder …… [blood: Donating? ; Suspense? ; Humor? ; Mistake; A Little Long] 10/6/2014
464. Tattletale..... [human Behavior; Medium Length; Fault? -Finding; 'Whistleblowing'] 8/1/2014
465. Actc: 2015/02 Challenge Contest.... [where To Go For Entering, Voting, And Commenting In The February Poem Contest; Short] 2/2/2015
466. (book # 7) : Sheila And Clifford: Getting Better Acquainted....[first Winter; Sheila Tells Parents; No Proposal, Yet! ; Sex Preferences] 2/7/2015
467. If Money Grew On Trees ……….. [what Money Can And Can'T Buy; My Wishes; Personal; Short] 11/2/2014
468. Governor Brown’s 20% ….. [drought/Water Conservation; California; Personal; Humor; Very Short] 4/12/2014
469. Gourmet Meals Aka My Wife, The Cook …… [a Poem Suggested By My Wife; Personal; Food; A Little Long] 3/19/2014
470. Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! ! .......[my Animal Qualities; Humor] 7/27/2013
471. Why Are There Sharks? ...... [my Wife's Question; Creation Of Animals; Philosophy? ] 8/29/2013
472. Keep Me From Backsliding (With Fingers) ..... [good Hygiene/Grooming? ; Personal; Very Short; Limerick; A Little Humor? ] 1/22/2014
473. Smile ............. [very, Very Short; Not The Same As The Smiles Poem] 1/2/2014
474. Passion: A Bite Or Two..... [an Unexpected Dining Experience; Beware Of Strangers; Humor/Humour; Long, But Delicious] 3/15/2014
475. Animal Husbandry...... [marriage; Humor; Interspecies Relationships; Medium] 6/24/2014
476. Six Legs... But Who Can See Them? .....[short; Nature Observations; Humor]or]bservation; Humor] 7/12/2012
477. Hoarse Red-Tailed Horse.....[short; English Language; Humor; Fantasy] 5/4/2012
478. Biker Days.... [motorcycle Riding; Very Short; Inspired By 'mandolyn'; Not Personal] 7/30/2014
479. My Inglish Sucks - 2 …………… [english Skills; Humor? ; Beware The Words! ; Short; Requested Sequel] 9/28/2014
480. (book # 3) : Sheila And Clifford: Sheila Speaks, Etc......... [love; Male-Female Relationship; Sociology; Part 3 Of 'sheila And Clifford'; Longish] 11/27/2014
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing.
I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! .
But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'.....
.....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL!

But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'.
And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh.
I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night.
I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight.

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