Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 91,449 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

441. Lora In The Garden Of Eden [ Inspired By Lora Colon's "Red Ink", On P H; Love/Lust/Loneliness; Very Short; Creation; Ok!S E X! ! ] 12/14/2017
442. July 2017's ' All-Male '-Showcase Of Poems Of & For Poem Hunter Poets ….[ A Selection By Bri, Of Poems For Your Enjoyment; Read Or Not! ] 6/19/2017
443. Bri, Foiled [ ‘obstructed' ] Again! ! ! … [ My Mate Cares Too Much; True; Personal; Lack Of P H Time; June's ‘ Female Showcase'; July Is Reserved For Male Poets] 5/18/2017
444. May 2017's Showcase For Poemhunter Poets....[ A Mix Of This And That; 30 Or So Poems By 30 Or So Poets All On One (1) Page! ] 4/22/2017
445. Never Mix ' Tripe ' With Limburger Cheese! ... [ Inspired By Tom Billsborough Using 'tripe' In A P H Message Not Use 'tripe' The Way I Do In The Poem; Very Short] 4/26/2017
446. What Child Is This? ...[response To Tapan Saren's P H Poem, ' To The Parents Who Sought Abortion'; Very Short; Abortion; Personal; Not Humorous! ] 5/4/2017
447. What Makes Bri Feel Bad....[personal] 11/13/2012
448. Will You, Wife, Be My Valentine? .... [a Valentine For Wife, With A String Attached; Sincere And A Bit Funny? ; Short] 2/14/2015
449. 30 Minute Allotment ... [very Short; Personal; Time Online; Humor] 2/24/2015
450. Crushed Cookies...... [humor; Short; Response To Brian Johnston's Poem 'For Me'] 11/28/2014
451. Stepdaughter's Response..... [my Stepdaughter's Poem Response To My Poem 'Bri's 'Forced-Visit' To The Finger Lakes, Sept.2014; Personal; Very Short; Humor] 7/7/2014
452. (not-So-Pretty) Alice Threw The Looking Glass.... [rock & Roll Fairy Tale; Fantasy? ; 1970s; Short] 3/20/2015
453. Purple....[humor; Short] 7/12/2012
454. Living With Me Is Like Living In A Zoo! ! .......[my Animal Qualities; Humor] 7/27/2013
455. The Downside And The Upside Of Using Lies .... [pros And Cons Of Lying; Some Advice; Short] 2/10/2014
456. Leaving A (Poet's) Legacy.............. [short; Personal] 12/3/2012
457. You Woke Up.... [ An 'Echo Poem' To Lora Colon's Poem 'I Woke Up.....'; For Brian Johnston's February Acpc; Short-Medium] 2/16/2015
458. Mcdonalds And Me...[very Short; Junk Food; Humor] 10/29/2012
459. Still Boring, After Alllll These Years ..... [my Response To A Ph Poem; Retired, But Not Dead Yet! ; Retirement; Humor; Kinda Short] 6/9/2014
460. (book# 10) : Sheila And Clifford: The Wedding... [wedding; Original Vows; Medium; Continuing Story; Fiction] 3/20/2015
461. Let's Build A Life Together[? ] …… [wife's Request; Bonding; Longish; Personal] 11/17/2014
462. When The Carousel Animals Got Loose.....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Adventure] 8/9/2012
463. Hoarse Red-Tailed Horse.....[short; English Language; Humor; Fantasy] 5/4/2012
464. The Rape(S) That Didn' T Go As Planned......[very Long; Lust; Humor; Drama] 11/21/2012
465. What A Nice Life I Have....[personal; Retirement; California; Marriage] 1/1/2013
466. Tv Memories: As I Stare At A Black Screen....[1950-1960s U.S. (Kids) Tv Shows; Personal; Long] 2/18/2013
467. Animal Husbandry...... [marriage; Humor; Interspecies Relationships; Medium] 6/24/2014
468. Soldier Recruiting [come On God! ].........[an Informal Recruiting Session, Overheard] 10/13/2013
469. Talk Of Expanding Mind! ........ [fantastic Brainiac Tale; Super Short] 12/7/2013
470. Bri's Life Challenges.... [very Short; Humor; Personal Fantasies; Inspired By Ph Member, Savita Tyagi] 1/27/2015
471. (book # 5) : Sheila And Clifford: Last Day(S) In The Bahamas.... [love; Relationships; Long; Continuation Of The Story Of Sheila And Clifford] 12/29/2014
472. (book #11) : Sheila And Clifford: The Honeymoon (Part 1) …… (And Violet & Ike, Again!) 4/2/2015
473. (book # 6) : Sheila And Clifford: Back In The States ….. [very Long; Ongoing New Romance; Sequel To Books 1-5; Fiction] 1/25/2015
474. Snake, Lawyer, Stick …… [divorce; Courtroom Humor? ; Not Personal; Short-Medium] 6/22/2015
475. A Showcase For P H Poets: July 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' P H Site] 6/28/2015
476. A Showcase For P H Poets: August 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' P H Site] 7/28/2015
477. Morning.......... [haiku; So It Is Short! ; Getting/Not Getting 'up'; Humor? ] 10/12/2015
478. Best-Blood: Mine! .... [medical Miracles; Fantasy (If You Must Know): Me; Humor; Short] 10/17/2015
479. Called On The Rug... [limerick (Short, Of Course): Humor; Thanks To P H Member M. Asim Nehal] 10/23/2015
480. Sinister Minister.... [sinners! ; Group Psychology; Crime & Consequences! ! ; Long; Fantasy] 11/9/2015

Comments about Bri Edwards

  • Nika Mcguin Nika Mcguin (2/24/2014 3:50:00 PM)

    One of the funniest poets I've ever read! I always look forward to his poems to brighten up my day.

    ~Nika

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  • Janet Stewart (12/1/2013 6:24:00 PM)

    Bri thank you for your comments.

  • Keith Fowler (9/23/2013 2:23:00 AM)

    Bri thanks for taking the time to read and comment on my poem it was much appreciated
    and fun.

    frendall

  • Shahzia Batool Shahzia Batool (9/15/2013 6:07:00 AM)

    My Vote of Thanks!

    Dear Bri Edwards,

    I feel honored that you gave your precious time for evaluating My Scattered Thoughts series, I really treasure your time and substantial contribution according to which I'll edit my poems, and it is something I cannot reciprocate... or express my gratitude...There are many things we ignore simply or do not focus on punctuation and Grammar, and call it just a language barrier. Today I received your critique on Scattered Thoughts i, (and no.X already discussed) ...and I am enlightened about every point you discussed there. Your presence on the site is of substantial value for all of us...

    thank you so much...

    regards,
    Shahzia

  • Aswath Raman (8/17/2013 3:08:00 AM)

    Bri Edwards: I have alwas wondered how people are gifted with the talent of humor. Now, I have intentionally left the letter 'y' in always and I know if I did not tell that now, he'd correct me! An amazing poet Mr Bri Edwards and his level of crirical apprecition (darn! 'appreciation') with a pinch of humor is always great to look forward. A grammer (or grammar?) and spelling artist, he easily guides the poets for rectifying their mistakes and helps them to improve their work. I wish him all the success!

  • Ellias Anderson Jr. Ellias Anderson Jr. (3/10/2013 1:57:00 PM)

    Dear Bri Edwards, well, ..your style in poetry is like a waterfall of light, unique and nice. the stories and the observations that had been inspired you to write such works _ also the art works_ (i mean poems) are cool. and they get the best score when you mix them with humanity(your previous poem that i read) .your messages those are in your poems are so wealthy. i am always your poem's reader and hope to see more poems from you in the future. thank you pal.
    Your pleasure is my wish
    Ellias.

Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks …..[english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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