Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 61,912 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

601. A Lonely Cloud.....[nature Observation; Humor] 8/30/2012
602. A Showcase For Ph Poets: March 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 2/28/2015
603. I Hate People...... [humor? (I Hope So): Some Personal Thoughts] 9/8/2013
604. Last Banana In The Universe... [bananas; Silly; Very Short] 10/12/2014
605. 1aaa..... 'wrong Verification Code'....[how To 'get Around' The 'wrong Verification Code' Message On Poemhunter] 12/18/2012
606. April 2017's Showcase For Poemhunter Poets …[ Something For Everyone! ; A Collection Of Poems By P H Members; Some May Be Shortened By Me To 24 Lines Or Less] 3/27/2017
607. My Repetitious Future....[long; My Life/Personal; Math] 11/10/2012
608. Actc: 2015/01: Contest Titles (2) And Info For January Challenge..... [a Contest; This Is Information And Entries For An Ongoing Poetry Contest On Ph] 1/9/2015
609. Dinosaurs: Are We Next? ... [dinosaurs; Extinction; Mankind's Future; Noah; Kind Of Short] 3/8/2015
610. Alien's Oyster-Feast........ [fantasy; Humor? ; Alien Invasion? ; Personal] 1/8/2014
611. No-See-‘em .. [camping; Humor; Short; Annoyance (No, Not Me!) ] 3/23/2015
612. ...A Showcase For Ph Poets: February 2015: Section 'A'... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 2/2/2015
613. Oh! Doctor …. ["Time Is Money"; Surgery Choices; Humor? ; Medium Length; Personal ‘fantasy' Inspired By Savita Tyagi] 7/22/2016
614. 65th-Birthday Gift(S) ..... [my Birthday Hike With My Mate; Birds; Cheap Spousal Gifts; Short] 7/7/2013
615. ' Spider' Is Watching You.... [ A Little Girl's 'pet' Spider; 'cute', Says Valsa G.; Idea From Stephen Katona On Ph] 3/20/2015
616. Get Up, But Don’t Bother Me...... [humor; Short Enough; Marriage; Fiction! ; Modeled On Lora Colon's 'similar' Poem] 3/21/2015
617. Actc: 2014/12: Contest Titles (2) And Info For December Challenge 12/4/2014
618. 'Mashed Potatoes'......[ Personal; Autobiographical; Short] 5/5/2017
619. I' Ll Quit Poetry..... [my Poemhunter Connection; Other Members; A Little Long] 1/12/2014
620. 'Poetic Pizza' Pieces For Poemhunter Pals....[fantasy Poem/Pizza Creation; Personal] 11/2/2013
621. Green: The Color... [green Things] 6/30/2013
622. (marriage) Equality..... [see The Title; Personal Fantasy; Humor? (Let Me Know) ] 11/27/2013
623. Fun-Eral....... [my Funeral; Relatives; Life And Death; Fun] 7/22/2013
624. Being Old: The Advantages And Disadvantages....... [(See The Title): Long; Personal? ; Humour? ] 11/12/2013
625. My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired] 8/29/2014
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

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Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing.
I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! .
But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'.....
.....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL!

But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'.
And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh.
I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night.
I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight.

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