Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 63,843 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

601. Accidental Hacking ........ [humor; Computer Security; Personal; Not Long Or Short] 5/31/2014
602. Alien's Oyster-Feast........ [fantasy; Humor? ; Alien Invasion? ; Personal] 1/8/2014
603. (knotty) Conundrum; Naughty Condom (Or Vice Versa) ..... [some Mostly-Serious Thoughts On Birth Control, Inspired By A Piece Of Trash] 12/3/2013
604. A Bloody Riot............ [football/Soccer Fan Violence; Humor? ? ; Very Short] 7/15/2013
605. Section A In September 2016 …a Showcase For P H Poets …. [to Each Her/His Own; Time: Its Limitations; Personal Preference; Giving And Receiving; Usually-Monthly Display] 8/25/2016
606. Charged Twice.... [ Funeral With A Twist; Death Expenses; My Response To Tom Allport's Comment On My ' Fun-Eral' Poem; Very Short] 6/9/2017
607. Beware Of Scams In Sheep's Clothing...... [liars Sending Ph Messages; Short Enough: Scams] 9/3/2014
608. Being A Snail ....... [snails; From The Snail's 'Mouth'; Wisdom; A Touch Of Humour/Humor] 5/6/2014
609. (book # 1) : Sheila And Clifford: 'Hello! ' ……. [new Relationship; Shyness; 'Un-Shyness'; Very Long, But Very Good? ] 11/7/2014
610. Hair Between My Toes.............. [very Short; Humor; Eccentric Individual] 2/17/2014
611. Dessert Deluge ..... [ 'Just' Desserts, Not 'Deserts'; Traveling Diet; Personal; Medium Length] 9/22/2014
612. Shy Bri ….[ The ‘other' Me; Fantasy; Shyness To The Extreme? ; Humor; Long; Growing To Adulthood] 10/22/2016
613. Steal This Poem - Poem By Brian Mayo ... [yes, I Did Steal His Poem; Thanks, Brian] 12/18/2015
614. June 2017's Showcase For Poem-Hunter Poets....[ A Mix Of This And That; 20 Or So Poems By 20 Or So Poets All On One (1) Page! ] 5/14/2017
615. A Lonely Cloud.....[nature Observation; Humor] 8/30/2012
616. A Showcase For Ph Poets: March 2015: Section 'A'.... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 2/28/2015
617. I Hate People...... [humor? (I Hope So): Some Personal Thoughts] 9/8/2013
618. Last Banana In The Universe... [bananas; Silly; Very Short] 10/12/2014
619. 1aaa..... 'wrong Verification Code'....[how To 'get Around' The 'wrong Verification Code' Message On Poemhunter] 12/18/2012
620. April 2017's Showcase For Poemhunter Poets …[ Something For Everyone! ; A Collection Of Poems By P H Members; Some May Be Shortened By Me To 24 Lines Or Less] 3/27/2017
621. My Repetitious Future....[long; My Life/Personal; Math] 11/10/2012
622. Actc: 2015/01: Contest Titles (2) And Info For January Challenge..... [a Contest; This Is Information And Entries For An Ongoing Poetry Contest On Ph] 1/9/2015
623. Dinosaurs: Are We Next? ... [dinosaurs; Extinction; Mankind's Future; Noah; Kind Of Short] 3/8/2015
624. No-See-‘em .. [camping; Humor; Short; Annoyance (No, Not Me!) ] 3/23/2015
625. ...A Showcase For Ph Poets: February 2015: Section 'A'... [sharing Poems; Not A Contest; Monthly On Bri Edwards' Ph Site] 2/2/2015
626. Oh! Doctor …. ["Time Is Money"; Surgery Choices; Humor? ; Medium Length; Personal ‘fantasy' Inspired By Savita Tyagi] 7/22/2016
627. 65th-Birthday Gift(S) ..... [my Birthday Hike With My Mate; Birds; Cheap Spousal Gifts; Short] 7/7/2013
628. A Father's Toast At His Gay Son's Wedding Reception..... [same-Sex Marriage; Humour/Humor; Johnny Cash Song/Sheldon Silverstein Poem; Short] 6/18/2014
629. ' Spider' Is Watching You.... [ A Little Girl's 'pet' Spider; 'cute', Says Valsa G.; Idea From Stephen Katona On Ph] 3/20/2015
630. Get Up, But Don’t Bother Me...... [humor; Short Enough; Marriage; Fiction! ; Modeled On Lora Colon's 'similar' Poem] 3/21/2015
631. Actc: 2014/12: Contest Titles (2) And Info For December Challenge 12/4/2014
632. 'Mashed Potatoes'......[ Personal; Autobiographical; Short] 5/5/2017
633. I' Ll Quit Poetry..... [my Poemhunter Connection; Other Members; A Little Long] 1/12/2014
634. 'Poetic Pizza' Pieces For Poemhunter Pals....[fantasy Poem/Pizza Creation; Personal] 11/2/2013
635. Green: The Color... [green Things] 6/30/2013
636. (marriage) Equality..... [see The Title; Personal Fantasy; Humor? (Let Me Know) ] 11/27/2013
637. Fun-Eral....... [my Funeral; Relatives; Life And Death; Fun] 7/22/2013
638. Being Old: The Advantages And Disadvantages....... [(See The Title): Long; Personal? ; Humour? ] 11/12/2013
639. My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired] 8/29/2014
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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