Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 62,268 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

161. Homosexuality: The Procreative-Argument Against It....... [a 'Liberal', Non-Religious, Scientific? , Layman's Perspective 'supporting' Homosexuality; Short] 7/7/2013
162. White...... [using The Word White; A Little About Me And About Other Things] 6/30/2013
163. I Doubt Your Word 'King'! ...[thekingthatwasbighead Aka King Big Head; Humor; Short] 11/20/2012
164. Homage To The Turkey (Second Try) ....[birds; American History] 11/21/2012
165. Homeward Flight... [thailand Visit; My Marriage] 11/17/2012
166. Do You Have A Sister, King? ......[human Nature; Humor; The King That Was Big Head] 11/19/2012
167. Who Put The Vacuum Cleaner Away? .....[old Age; Marriage; Humor] 11/13/2012
168. Fart Poem #2 ....[gross? ; Humor] 11/17/2012
169. Why Keep On Living? ....[long; Personal; End-Of-Life Choices] 11/17/2012
170. Pills.......[short; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] 11/17/2012
171. High School Clubs And Other Activities.....[personal; High School] 11/18/2012
172. Come Back You Canada Geese, You! ....[short; Nature; Humor] 11/22/2012
173. The Lettuce And Burger Address.....[long; Humor; Capitalism] 11/21/2012
174. Parafake: The 'word'.....[ English Language; 'new' Word] 12/5/2012
175. Kiss With A Twist.......[marriage; Temptation; Humor] 12/5/2012
176. 'My' Hemlock .........[nature; Tree; Personal] 12/6/2012
177. Our (Sometimes) Traveling Partner............ [preparedness; Personal; Humor] 12/7/2012
178. We'Ve Gone Bananas This Week......[fruit; Groceries; Personal] 12/7/2012
179. Cloudy Sunset.........[weather; Change; Personal? ] 12/7/2012
180. Please Explain....... [questions; Time Off The Computer] 12/10/2012
181. Cloistered Oyster.......[nature; Humor; Loneliness] 12/9/2012
182. Our Tv..................[tv; Personal; Childhood; Short] 12/10/2012
183. When The Carousel Animals Got Loose.....[long; Humor; Fantasy; Adventure] 8/9/2012
184. Yakkity-Yak.....[very Short; History; Humor] 8/9/2012
185. Craps.....[short; Nature Observations; National Park; My Marriage] 10/22/2012
186. How Silly Is This? ...Or...Does Your Next Move Matter? .....[personal; Life; Death] 10/24/2012
187. Peanut Butter: My Old Friend.....[personal; Food] 10/29/2012
188. Flying Into Tomorrow.....[short; Nature Observation; International Flight; Personal] 5/5/2012
189. Why I'M A Stress-Causer For My Wife...[personal; Humor? ; Marriage] 5/15/2012
190. From The 'Other Side' Of The Binoculars.....[nature; Birds]s 5/16/2012
191. Traces Of Me.....[short; Personal; Humor; Death] 10/29/2012
192. Maybe They 'say' And I Just Don'T Understand....[very Short; Birds; Humor] 10/29/2012
193. Bye-Bye Jimmy.....[nature Observations; Death; Personal] 10/29/2012
194. The 'body Size Advantages' Quartette.....[long; Human Body Size And Behavior; Humor? ] 11/5/2012
195. Out Our Window On A Breezy Evening....[short; Nature] 11/10/2012
196. Fart! ....[humor; Gross? ] 11/13/2012
197. What Makes Bri 'Feel Good'....[personal] 11/13/2012
198. To Pee Or Not To Pee? ......That Is The Question.....[very Short; Humor] 11/14/2012
199. Colonoscopy.....My Second One.....[long; Medical; Personal; Humor? ] Humor 11/14/2012
200. My Colonoscopy......And Life (Mine) ......[medical; Humor; Personal] 11/15/2012
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Purple....[humor; Short]

What can I write about purple, the color?
Over that above question I shall mull …. or
just make some stuff up you might just believe.
Let's see what Bri has up his sleeve.

Purple was the seventh color discovered by man.
It's the most often used color in a Chinese fan.
When someone acts silly, we say they are 'acting purple'.
The only word it rhymes with is the archaic word snurple.

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