Bri Edwards

Gold Star - 61,912 Points (some time ago / Earth, i believe)

Bri Edwards Poems

241. Dog House Days (As In 'In The Dog House') ............. [very Short; Personal; 'Bad, Bad! Husband; Humor/Humour] 11/27/2013
242. Purple....[humor; Short] 7/12/2012
243. Rich Man Vs. Ghost....[religion; Humor] 8/24/2012
244. Handkerchief............... [the Word Origin Of 'Hankerchief'; Musings] 2/25/2013
245. Solitude - (Almost) - Aka Sitting In A Dusk-Filled Room.... [relaxation; Quiet; Thinking] 3/15/2013
246. Acting 5 Years Old....... [marriage/Relationship; Discord; Very Very Short; Humor? ] 5/17/2013
247. 'God Is So Creative.' - My Wife Said.....[god; Creation Of Creatures; God? ] 2/25/2013
248. With..... [ With This And With That; A Poem Written 'by Mistake'; Very Short ] 6/30/2013
249. Armamentarium......[coincidences? ; Unfamiliar Word; Mystery; Personal] 2/8/2013
250. 'And This Year's Winner Is.....'...Who Cares? ....[birds Seeking Food; Very Short; Humour/Humor] 1/15/2013
251. The Seeds That Listened And Took Action.....[fantasy; Wishes; Humor] 12/18/2012
252. Memories Of Times With My Little Girl (Shannon) .....(A Father's Memories; Personal; Short] 12/23/2012
253. Prejudiced? Who? Me? ? .....[personal; Human Nature; Racial Prejudice] 8/30/2012
254. Flying Into Tomorrow.....[short; Nature Observation; International Flight; Personal] 5/5/2012
255. While My Wife Is In Japan....Again......[personal; Retirement 11/13/2012
256. My Modest Life....[long; Personal; Humor] 11/17/2012
257. Shoe............[making Words; Humor] 12/11/2012
258. Think Of Me As Dead (Tomad) ........[communication; Aging; Humor; Sort Of Long] 12/11/2012
259. God And The Gas Pumps...........[religion; Creation; Short] 11/30/2012
260. A Mouse In My Stomach.....[long; Human Body; Animals] 11/30/2012
261. Finding Oneself......... [extremely Long; Growing Up; Relationships; Humour/Humor] 12/1/2012
262. A Bored Apple Seed............[humor, I Hope] 12/1/2012
263. Milk (The Food) ....... [very Short; The Versatile Liquid Food] 11/26/2013
264. Tv Tears ............... [very Short; Aspiring To View Tv; Personal; Humour/Humor] 11/27/2013
265. Smiles....... [very Short; Fooling With Words; I Know There Is A 'special' Name For This Type Of Poem, But I Forget What It Is; I Tried It With A Twist] 1/2/2014
266. Peace Cause May Be A Lost Cause..... [just What The Title Says; Very Short; Limerick] 1/20/2014
267. Captain A's New Friends: Mahdi And Mehrdad..... [2 Limericks For My Ph Friend's New Friends; Short] 8/30/2013
268. I Awoke In The Emergency Room....... [a Rude Awakening; Lawsuits; Humor; Fantasy; Short] 6/22/2014
269. When Your Old Dog Laughs Its Head Off (Like A Rolling Stone) ..... [ Response To A Ph Friend; Very Short; Humor] 7/4/2014
270. Proofreading ….. [bri's Ph Proofreading; Personal; Medium Length; Humor] 7/5/2014
271. The Hooting Dove ...... [birds; Personal; Selfishness; Very Short] 6/5/2014
272. Death In A Rhododendron …… [nature; Predator/Prey In-Miniature; Invertebrates; Medium] 6/10/2014
273. Boyhood Boxer............ [very Short; About A Dog And A....; Not To Be Confused With Men's Underwear] 3/5/2014
274. Pinched Nerve....... [back Problem; Personal; A Warning! ] 2/5/2014
275. Death: I Brought Tears To Her Eyes..... [cutting My Life 'short'; Marriage-Matters; Personal (But You Can Read It) ] 3/1/2014
276. Bri's New Year Resolutions: 2014....... [what It Says; Personal] 1/2/2014
277. Poem Backlog ....... [poem Gluttony; Very Short; Personal; Ph] 8/8/2014
278. Drone .....[little Spy 'Fly-By'; Definitions; Very Short] 8/20/2014
279. If Ruth Were A Flower.... [ruth Walters, Ph Member; 'Love' And Caring; Too Cute? ; Short] 9/27/2014
280. Diane Hine: Poet/Poetess.... [short; Rondeau, In Answer To Diane Hine] 4/6/2015
Best Poem of Bri Edwards

My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

When I were schooled english wernt my thing.
My scores in English lurning no bells done ring.
Yea I grajaded but ain't english smart ….no lie!
Come end a school year the teach said 'By Bri.'

Was same in bilogy, math, jografy all that stuff.
I done did my best and guess my best were enough.
I did done grate at ball games and in trak run the mile.
I was a THREEletter man and made them girls smile.

I got payed for pumpin gas an turned 18 served my Nation.
For 'Bravry Under Fire' in the NAM I were town sensation.
Back home, all tired, I done gone back to the ...

Read the full of My English Sucks ….. [english ('poor') : Almost Medium Length; Education And Life; Ph- Inspired]

Bri Is A Yodeling Fool

Stu said to me, Mr. Bri, : Let's go yodel-ing.
I, Bri, said: NO! I'll land my ass...IN a sling! .
But Stu was adamant; he thought it 'COOL'.....
.....to yodel. I thought Stu was a damn....FOOL!

But soon we were in the Swiss Alps, quite 'high'.
And a cute 'Swiss Miss' there made me sigh.
I yodeled for her day AND sometimes night.
I lost myself in yodeling; it was a true sad sight.

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